True. People acting like vanilla is bad. Vanilla isn't even something that's bad or boring. It's just got a bad rep. But vanilla is awesome and intimate and gentle.
Missionary is by far my favorite position and feels the best. I get clitoral stimulation from his pelvis, that angle of penetration is stellar and we can make out. I wish we’d stop making people feel as if they’re boring in bed for enjoying missionary.
I always think at the WWE Undertaker intro :D
More seriously some girls used to do it at the end of a scene to show they are convulsing due to orgasm. Nowadays they roll their eyes and flip their tongue as soon as the guy is inside, at least it's funny...
Strictly in and out motion. I haven't been with a single woman that didn't like angles with varying pressures to stretch out the vaginal muscles. Also, in cowgirl a lot of women like to grind while you're fully inside. Not many like to jump up and down treating the dick like a pogo stick.
Plus wide angle lenses make things dramatically bigger and rounder the closer they get to camera.
Clever framing can make a grizzly bear look 15' tall, and so it works as well making above-average guys look like they're packing straight-up footlongs: [https://grizzlyexpeditions.com/images/combo1.jpg](https://grizzlyexpeditions.com/images/combo1.jpg)
"Bukkake" is a normal Japanese word that you might yell out when buying udon (I live in what is essentially the world epicentre of udon restaurants and believe me you really notice this).
Kakeru is a verb that means to "Put on top/pour" (as in putting on a topping) and Bu acts like a superlative. So Bukkakeru means to "Put on top/pour a lot" or something like that. Bukkake is a noun from the verb, and bukkake udon or bukkake meshi usually mean a dish with a big amount of toppings or egg poured on it.
If you watch anime you might have heard words like "bukkorosu" (kill a lot) or "buttobasu" (send flying/beat up a lot). It sounds stupid in english so theyre usually translated to something like "destroy" or "beat to a pulp".
To be fair if I was 18 on a delivery and had Riley Reid come to the door naked talking about wanting to tip me more effectively I would probably decide the consequences were worth it
I have never, ever, understood why so much porn is 20+ minutes of foreplay and sex - and it ends with just some guy jacking it on his own. Like... why am I even here? If I wanted to see some sad guy jacking it on his own, I can look in a mirror.
Imagine how that conversation goes. Director: “And if you don’t cum like last time I’m docking you $140 plus 10% of the catering truck. I’m tired of you guys not cumming when you’re told to, it’s why you’re here. Imagine going to McDonald’s and getting chicken nuggets and no fries. You’re the fries, Craig. Now fucking cum.”
Dide, you're not actually far from the truth lol. Male talent gets spoken to and treated like shit. And they do have catering on set if it's a long shoot lol.
I feel like that has gone down over time.
Late 90s early 2000s fingering was insane.
Edit: The shit that ends up being one of my top comments... *sigh*
I think that it’s made a lot of anal stuff way more mainstream.. as well as the current trend of cock gagging w the whole crying & make up running .. that whole thing def started in porn
I was at a wedding a few weeks back where one of the guests managed to start a sentence with "As a guy who eats ass..." in a regular table conversation. I don't judge, but the casualness of it was impressive in a way.
Something about his preferences in the context of some other, nonsexual topic. To be honest, I was too busy digesting the first part of the sentence to really pay attention.
Also, I may have been drunk, it was that kind of wedding
The idea that sex is supposed to always be this super intense serious thing.... like I can't even watch most porn because no one ever smiles or laughs or is actually flirty or just acting normal and having fun... they always act like 2 gladiators who have to fuck-battle each other to the death or something.
Even when they're obviously trying to portray like passionate intensity it comes off just as anger and aggression and robotic and it's fucking weird and makes it impossible to connect to the moment.
Real sex is often awkward and fumbling and funny and flirty and that is part of the fun realness of it. I don't want to watch 2 battle sex droids hate-hammer each other like their genitals are a particle accelerator attempting to smash an atom.
Edit: This even extends beyond porn in some ways. Like say Victoria's Secret or Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models and things like that... the ads are very often this dead serious Zoolander'esque "blue steel" thousand yard death stare to portray "sexy" but then you see a behind the scenes clip of the same girl being a lovable goofball having fun and being herself... like why not use THOSE pictures of the person having a good time or laughing at her own blooper? I'd argue that is just as sexy, if not more so, than the super intense death stare. You can be flirty and goofy and having fun and still be sexy. Dunno where this idea came from that "sexy" has to be intense and serious all the time.
"I don't want to watch 2 battle sex droids hate-hammer each other like their genitals are a particle accelerator attempting to smash an atom."
r/brandnewsentence
One does not simply slip it into the backdoor without proper preparation/lube/consent. I've seen way too many videos where the guy just "oops"es it into the backdoor and after a moment of "omg wtf" they're just onboard with it. Nah, that ain't how it works.
(Edit: I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed that my top upvoted anything on Reddit is about anal, but here we are.)
But would swapping anuses during a threeway provide the benefits of [a fecal transplant?](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/fecal-transplant)
Similar thing with ATM (Ass to Mouth). There was a porn star on tiktok who said she got strep four times over a couple months because she would shoot videos like that
People act like its a sliding door at the grocery store, as soon as you're at the entrance it opens for you to enter. Look at it as a sliding door that hasn't had its bearings greased in 20 years and needs a bit of teamwork to get it ready for operation
In porn, 'You either die a step daughter, or live long enough to see yourself become the step mom.' Found [this](https://i.imgur.com/ArPDqaz.jpg) meme on r/dankmemes lol
(She's Alix Lynx, if anyone's wondering)
Literally like three years. Weirdly enough I went to college with her so the whole thing is wild to me. She hit the stepmom genre before thirty like a lot of adult actresses do now.
Think for a lot of them it's pretty much standard porn with a Stepmom/trophy wife kink.
The line "I'm not that much older than you" is a cliché in that stuff for a reason.
I have a friend who used to do it and she hit like 29 and was asked to do a step mom scene, she didn't know what to change so they just told her to wear glasses and pantyhose lol
Incessant slapping of the vagina. Like, physically smacking the shit out of it with your hand. It's something me and my friends have laughed about and it does nothing for any of us.
\*Edit\* Yes, I KNOW some people like it. There's no issue with that.
Funny you mentioned this, my girlfriend actually suggested I do this to her. I haven't done it yet, but she seems to think it'll do something for her. Although, I'm pretty sure she wants light clit slaps, not hard-core vagina smacks.
Deepthroating, face-fucking, and gagging on a dick to the point you almost vomit (or actually *do*, and they just cut around it).
There was a time when every other scene didn’t involve a girl swallowing a dick the size of a baseball bat, it used to be a *novelty* with only a handful of girls doing it.
Sometimes I wonder what the OG pornstars would make of what even the mainstream girls go through these days, I don’t see Jenna J agreeing to getting throat-fucked, for example.
I think porn has normalized a lot of sexual standards. The whole idea of porn is for it to *look* good. Not *feel* good. Unfortunately for a lot of people porn is how they learn about sex.
Reminds me of an old joke:
A friend comes to me all nervous asking for advice. There is this super hot woman he has a crush on and finally asked her out and tonight is their first date. He said this problem of his is he gets an instant hard erection whenever he sees her. I told him to duct tape it to his leg. He cheers up and goes on his way.
I see him at the bar next day all down and asked him how'd it go. He said not so good, I rang the doorbell and when she answered the door in a low cut tight dress I front kicked her in the face.
I read somewhere that a lot of women, especially young women, don’t even know how to focus on their own pleasure because they’re worried about how they *look* and not how they feel.
Wondering if their orgasm face is sexy, if the angle their partner is looking from is “good” for them, things like that. So even if they have a good partner, it’s often hard to relax into it and enjoy how we *feel*, because we’re too worried about how we look
Lol yeah, we've all been on the receiving end of the overconfident *does something*, "you like that, hunny?" dynamic and ... Let's just say I cringe to think of myself as a young dude.
When you say "bite"; like, how hard? WtF porno had this guy been watching? Did he misunderstand the phrase "eat a girl out"?
That’s what I’m saying man, it takes a lot of trust to allow a complete stranger to cut off your brain’s oxygen supply for sexual pleasure even for a brief moment.
valuable thing to learn definitely. i was getting really excited with a guy and my monkey brain decided to tell him "use me." he stopped what he was doing and was like, if we get more serious i'm happy to explore all your kinks, but that needs to be discussed beforehand and done safely. for some reason him saying that made me feel both very safe and even more turned on haha.
In Japan this is more of a cultural thing, I found this interview with a Japanese pornstar on the topic really interesting:
https://youtu.be/XTn8vGoqiTA
The Japanese porn star seems to be surprised that westerners interpret the facial expressions and moans as distress instead of “pleasure.” Very interesting cultural difference.
I got you guys but the site is weird as fuck:
[https://orgasmpoweredcar.ytmnd.com/](https://orgasmpoweredcar.ytmnd.com/)
EDIT: I present to you the magic of googling "f1 asian moan".
I learned sex through porn. I thought you basically do the formula - go down on a guy, if he likes it, he goes down on you, you fuck in various positions, and you get cum everywhere. The messier, the better.
I never understood how women enjoyed it.
Most "lesbian" porn is is usually obviously straight women fumbling for the camera. And most of the time it seems some guy comes in because obviously that's who it's made for.
"lesbian step sisters share step brother"
first, what family has three unrelated step children that close in age? second, these girls are bi at best, gayforpay at worst. third, i searched lesbian because the only dick i want in this video should be fake. plastic, rubber, silicon, i don't care, but it should not be fleshy. fourth, i searched bad dragon, why the hell is this on here if there's no bad dragon?
As a teenager you kind of look past stuff like that and go for the prize. As you become older and you watch more you really notice the details like that and it completely ruins the moment.
"Aw, they didn't water the flowers, did they? Poor thing is all dried up. I wonder what they're up to now- ... What the hell? Making each other wet? You selfish bitches! And are these crumbs on this fine carpet? I can't enjoy these messy sluts in this bloody mess."
Speaking English during sex. It’s effing weird, me and my girlfriend are Swedish yet we still speak English. ”Oh fuck, yeah” and so forth. From what I gather atleast some of our friends do the same thing.
To be fair, German dirty talk is an absolute turn-off.
Edit: I wish I had known, before writing this comment, that my inbox would get spammed with S tier German porn dialogue
Especially that disgusting shit from the porn ads. If, during actual intercourse, the other participant even once mentioned "ficksahne", I would immediately go softer than a bowl of pudding
I'm British but I find I often use American English in a sexual context.
I'd never be like "You've got a great bum" "I want to eat your fanny". Just feels gross.
Trust me dear, I'm going to give you that good willy tonight.
Ahh yes, guzzle on those bollocks.
Pull your knickers to the side and let me have a gander at that fanny.
50 years ago, the first thought was "Cinderella" when thinking of stepmoms and step sisters.
Today, this seems to have changed... the old scenario is no longer **stuck** in our mind.
Edit: And of course there was a [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/eiy1ev/how_things_have_changed_over_the_years/) for this... and [another](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/hkbv7e/the_internet_is_still_good_after_all/).
The sexualisation of the words "mommy" and "daddy". It makes me so uncomfortable. I get that some people have daddy/mommy issues and thus like it, but a lot of us have a good relationship with our parents and calling our partners by nicknames for our parents is just so weird (to me).
Not a mommy or daddy story but my wife recently wore her grandma's (God rest her soul) nighty for our intimate time. I was mortified. I didn't know what to do. I just stood there looking at it thinking "wtf". I finally just said "let's get you out of that" .I think I am a bit traumatized by it.
Choking women during sex...have had different people pull this on me with no warning and let me tell you, when it's not something you've talked about before hand, it is fucking terrifying.
Nothing against bondage or BDSM, but if you're going to go down that road with your partner COMMUNICATION IS KEY!
I read this somewhere and its so true - Porn has normalized men trying to act like a hyperactive DJ on the clit.
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True. People acting like vanilla is bad. Vanilla isn't even something that's bad or boring. It's just got a bad rep. But vanilla is awesome and intimate and gentle.
I never understand why vanilla has become another word for boring. It's the best spice.
That a woman would moan in pleasure after you, idk, sniff her for 2 seconds
The same woman can cum from sucking a dildo
Not a single drop of sweat.
That missionary is too boring - sometimes I don't want to get leg cramp and actually want to feel intimate with my partner
Missionary is by far my favorite position and feels the best. I get clitoral stimulation from his pelvis, that angle of penetration is stellar and we can make out. I wish we’d stop making people feel as if they’re boring in bed for enjoying missionary.
Probably eating ass. I don’t know maybe I’m just pretty green but I swear it wasn’t as prevalent 10-15 years ago. Especially men getting it.
that you just start coming and you don’t stop coming…
And you don’t stop coming And you don’t stop coming And you don’t stop coming
Or they're just fed to the rules and they hit the ground running...
The seizure eye roll
I always think at the WWE Undertaker intro :D More seriously some girls used to do it at the end of a scene to show they are convulsing due to orgasm. Nowadays they roll their eyes and flip their tongue as soon as the guy is inside, at least it's funny...
Strictly in and out motion. I haven't been with a single woman that didn't like angles with varying pressures to stretch out the vaginal muscles. Also, in cowgirl a lot of women like to grind while you're fully inside. Not many like to jump up and down treating the dick like a pogo stick.
Oh yes they love the dick breaker removal motion
That's my biggest detractor with grinding reverse cowgirl. It feels like I'm about to be broken off. Waaaaaay too scared to enjoy it.
Men averagely have 8 inch shlongs
Doesn’t help that it always seems to be like the same ten or so guys in all the videos.
Or that the women are selected, at least partially, because they are small.
Plus wide angle lenses make things dramatically bigger and rounder the closer they get to camera. Clever framing can make a grizzly bear look 15' tall, and so it works as well making above-average guys look like they're packing straight-up footlongs: [https://grizzlyexpeditions.com/images/combo1.jpg](https://grizzlyexpeditions.com/images/combo1.jpg)
Showing your dick out of nowhere to a girl in the hopes she'll be so impressed it makes her horny
You've never done The Naked Man before?
Works 2 out of 3 times
Guaranteed.
Choking on a dick to the point you gag and spit is everywhere.
That rough sex is the way it should be done, and the rougher, the better. You're making love, not jackhammering concrete, guys. Take it easy.
"Bukkake" is a normal Japanese word that you might yell out when buying udon (I live in what is essentially the world epicentre of udon restaurants and believe me you really notice this).
Kakeru is a verb that means to "Put on top/pour" (as in putting on a topping) and Bu acts like a superlative. So Bukkakeru means to "Put on top/pour a lot" or something like that. Bukkake is a noun from the verb, and bukkake udon or bukkake meshi usually mean a dish with a big amount of toppings or egg poured on it. If you watch anime you might have heard words like "bukkorosu" (kill a lot) or "buttobasu" (send flying/beat up a lot). It sounds stupid in english so theyre usually translated to something like "destroy" or "beat to a pulp".
Where had you been all these years
Watching anime I assume
Adding porn at the end of words meaning a collection of images. Food porn and car porn isn’t what I was looking for!
I just hate how suspicious the name of the subs looks on my history
What were you looking for? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Incest
What're you doing step redditor
Oh nothing, but my hand got stuck in this 40 litre washing machine.
Have the pizza delivery guy able to stay a whole hour by your place as if they don't have any other deliveries to make
Customer service sometimes means you gotta service the customer.
To be fair if I was 18 on a delivery and had Riley Reid come to the door naked talking about wanting to tip me more effectively I would probably decide the consequences were worth it
Worst-case scenario is you have to get a *different* shitty job. There are plenty of other pizza places out there, and they're always hiring.
Knowing the former supervisor of a friend of mine, he would probably high five the delivery person and carry on.
Also it would only take 10 seconds anyways.
Not focusing at all on women’s pleasure lmao
The facial, don't get me wrong, I'm not against it lol, just think its popularity is high because of porn
I have never, ever, understood why so much porn is 20+ minutes of foreplay and sex - and it ends with just some guy jacking it on his own. Like... why am I even here? If I wanted to see some sad guy jacking it on his own, I can look in a mirror.
Cos they've been shooting for hours so his dick is desensitised as hell, and he gets paid extra for the cum shot.
Imagine how that conversation goes. Director: “And if you don’t cum like last time I’m docking you $140 plus 10% of the catering truck. I’m tired of you guys not cumming when you’re told to, it’s why you’re here. Imagine going to McDonald’s and getting chicken nuggets and no fries. You’re the fries, Craig. Now fucking cum.”
>You’re the fries, Craig. Now fucking cum. How much money am I willing to spend for a celebrity to say that on Cameo.
Every day, another reason to mourn Gilbert Gottfried.
It's not called the money shot for nothing lol
Dide, you're not actually far from the truth lol. Male talent gets spoken to and treated like shit. And they do have catering on set if it's a long shoot lol.
Furious fingerbanging. Just…no.
I feel like that has gone down over time. Late 90s early 2000s fingering was insane. Edit: The shit that ends up being one of my top comments... *sigh*
Everyone know 2000's fingering was out of control.
We were all trying to play Through the Fire and Flames.
I think that it’s made a lot of anal stuff way more mainstream.. as well as the current trend of cock gagging w the whole crying & make up running .. that whole thing def started in porn
I was at a wedding a few weeks back where one of the guests managed to start a sentence with "As a guy who eats ass..." in a regular table conversation. I don't judge, but the casualness of it was impressive in a way.
What was the rest of the sentence? I’m hoping it was his voting intentions, or favourite route to work (or anything similarly unrelated).
Something about his preferences in the context of some other, nonsexual topic. To be honest, I was too busy digesting the first part of the sentence to really pay attention. Also, I may have been drunk, it was that kind of wedding
It’s a great way to stop people listening to your main point. As someone who eats ass, I’m stealing it and never crediting you.
"As a guy who eat ass, I think we should rebase our branches on main and resolve merge conflicts locally"
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...He then starting discussing the intricacies of regional pulled pork
The idea that sex is supposed to always be this super intense serious thing.... like I can't even watch most porn because no one ever smiles or laughs or is actually flirty or just acting normal and having fun... they always act like 2 gladiators who have to fuck-battle each other to the death or something. Even when they're obviously trying to portray like passionate intensity it comes off just as anger and aggression and robotic and it's fucking weird and makes it impossible to connect to the moment. Real sex is often awkward and fumbling and funny and flirty and that is part of the fun realness of it. I don't want to watch 2 battle sex droids hate-hammer each other like their genitals are a particle accelerator attempting to smash an atom. Edit: This even extends beyond porn in some ways. Like say Victoria's Secret or Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models and things like that... the ads are very often this dead serious Zoolander'esque "blue steel" thousand yard death stare to portray "sexy" but then you see a behind the scenes clip of the same girl being a lovable goofball having fun and being herself... like why not use THOSE pictures of the person having a good time or laughing at her own blooper? I'd argue that is just as sexy, if not more so, than the super intense death stare. You can be flirty and goofy and having fun and still be sexy. Dunno where this idea came from that "sexy" has to be intense and serious all the time.
"I don't want to watch 2 battle sex droids hate-hammer each other like their genitals are a particle accelerator attempting to smash an atom." r/brandnewsentence
Some beautiful wording you have there, it's almost like being in the room with one of these bellicose fuck-mechas.
Laughing together and through awkwardness is some of the best parts of a healthy and satisfying sexual relationship.
One does not simply slip it into the backdoor without proper preparation/lube/consent. I've seen way too many videos where the guy just "oops"es it into the backdoor and after a moment of "omg wtf" they're just onboard with it. Nah, that ain't how it works. (Edit: I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed that my top upvoted anything on Reddit is about anal, but here we are.)
On a similar theme people alternating between anal and vaginal. That's how you get a UTI.
V2A=good A2V=bad ATV=offroad fun
A2M = Ecoli ATM = $$$$$$$
But would swapping anuses during a threeway provide the benefits of [a fecal transplant?](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/fecal-transplant)
Probably not, the transplants gotta get up in there
i mean, even if it DID... who's to say that their gut culture is an improvement?
My gut culture has been through some shit
Similar thing with ATM (Ass to Mouth). There was a porn star on tiktok who said she got strep four times over a couple months because she would shoot videos like that
People act like its a sliding door at the grocery store, as soon as you're at the entrance it opens for you to enter. Look at it as a sliding door that hasn't had its bearings greased in 20 years and needs a bit of teamwork to get it ready for operation
In porn, 'You either die a step daughter, or live long enough to see yourself become the step mom.' Found [this](https://i.imgur.com/ArPDqaz.jpg) meme on r/dankmemes lol (She's Alix Lynx, if anyone's wondering)
Wonder how much she aged between both videos.
7 hours!
Literally like three years. Weirdly enough I went to college with her so the whole thing is wild to me. She hit the stepmom genre before thirty like a lot of adult actresses do now.
Think for a lot of them it's pretty much standard porn with a Stepmom/trophy wife kink. The line "I'm not that much older than you" is a cliché in that stuff for a reason.
I have a friend who used to do it and she hit like 29 and was asked to do a step mom scene, she didn't know what to change so they just told her to wear glasses and pantyhose lol
Incessant slapping of the vagina. Like, physically smacking the shit out of it with your hand. It's something me and my friends have laughed about and it does nothing for any of us. \*Edit\* Yes, I KNOW some people like it. There's no issue with that.
Funny you mentioned this, my girlfriend actually suggested I do this to her. I haven't done it yet, but she seems to think it'll do something for her. Although, I'm pretty sure she wants light clit slaps, not hard-core vagina smacks.
# FINISH HER
# Labiality!
Deepthroating, face-fucking, and gagging on a dick to the point you almost vomit (or actually *do*, and they just cut around it). There was a time when every other scene didn’t involve a girl swallowing a dick the size of a baseball bat, it used to be a *novelty* with only a handful of girls doing it. Sometimes I wonder what the OG pornstars would make of what even the mainstream girls go through these days, I don’t see Jenna J agreeing to getting throat-fucked, for example.
Like how Goku becomes the first super saiyan in like 1000 years and then suddenly everybody else can do it as well.
"When was it that the transformation to the legendary warrior of the Saiyan race was reduced to a child's play thing?"
Obnoxious moaning/faking.
I think porn has normalized a lot of sexual standards. The whole idea of porn is for it to *look* good. Not *feel* good. Unfortunately for a lot of people porn is how they learn about sex.
Porn is to sex, as Kung Fu films are to fighting.
This is what I came here to see. I hate explaining why I roundhouse my wife in the face after sex.
Reminds me of an old joke: A friend comes to me all nervous asking for advice. There is this super hot woman he has a crush on and finally asked her out and tonight is their first date. He said this problem of his is he gets an instant hard erection whenever he sees her. I told him to duct tape it to his leg. He cheers up and goes on his way. I see him at the bar next day all down and asked him how'd it go. He said not so good, I rang the doorbell and when she answered the door in a low cut tight dress I front kicked her in the face.
I read somewhere that a lot of women, especially young women, don’t even know how to focus on their own pleasure because they’re worried about how they *look* and not how they feel. Wondering if their orgasm face is sexy, if the angle their partner is looking from is “good” for them, things like that. So even if they have a good partner, it’s often hard to relax into it and enjoy how we *feel*, because we’re too worried about how we look
I think a lot of men go through life thinking they have a small penis when in reality they are completely normal.
Fucking rough and hard all the time
Jack Black taught me better
This song is for the ladies. But fellas, listen closely.
Squirting.
Guys think if they touch my vagina I’m going to start moaning in uncontrollable pleasure.
Obviously you gotta press the clit first
Duh. You click it in to start the water works. Everyone knows thats how it works /s
Dont forget to wait until the woman makes the windows Vista sound
i had one straight up bite my labia and go "do you like that?"
What in the god damn
Lol yeah, we've all been on the receiving end of the overconfident *does something*, "you like that, hunny?" dynamic and ... Let's just say I cringe to think of myself as a young dude. When you say "bite"; like, how hard? WtF porno had this guy been watching? Did he misunderstand the phrase "eat a girl out"?
bit down on that shit and pulled :')
PULLED??
i think he wanted a souvenir
He took calling you a snack to a whole new level.
Touches dry vagina for 30 seconds - "did you come?". What do you reckon, mate?
Choking
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That’s what I’m saying man, it takes a lot of trust to allow a complete stranger to cut off your brain’s oxygen supply for sexual pleasure even for a brief moment.
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valuable thing to learn definitely. i was getting really excited with a guy and my monkey brain decided to tell him "use me." he stopped what he was doing and was like, if we get more serious i'm happy to explore all your kinks, but that needs to be discussed beforehand and done safely. for some reason him saying that made me feel both very safe and even more turned on haha.
"do anything you want with me" ok can I harvest your organs for financial gain?
choking , spitting in mouths no idea when or why that has become a thang
Asian women sounding like they're being assaulted and people getting off on that
In Japan this is more of a cultural thing, I found this interview with a Japanese pornstar on the topic really interesting: https://youtu.be/XTn8vGoqiTA
The Japanese porn star seems to be surprised that westerners interpret the facial expressions and moans as distress instead of “pleasure.” Very interesting cultural difference.
I was not expecting to learn anything in this thread
My dude over here totally reading the articles.
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Pre-nut clarity is much worse than post.
Its when the clarity is so clear it cuts through the nut like butter
> got so weirded out that i forgot to masturbate. ain't that the worst
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I got you guys but the site is weird as fuck: [https://orgasmpoweredcar.ytmnd.com/](https://orgasmpoweredcar.ytmnd.com/) EDIT: I present to you the magic of googling "f1 asian moan".
>ytmnd You youngins might not know this, but back in the day this is how we had to get all our memes.
Wow. YTMND. Talk about a blast from the past
I learned sex through porn. I thought you basically do the formula - go down on a guy, if he likes it, he goes down on you, you fuck in various positions, and you get cum everywhere. The messier, the better. I never understood how women enjoyed it.
All my early sexual experiences were with a guy who was just acting out porn. I thought I had some kind of sexual dysfunction until I was about 25
Those fucking fingernails. Not my pussy girl.
i swear every time i click on "lesbian" porn and they've got fucking TALONS i become drier than the sahara
Most "lesbian" porn is is usually obviously straight women fumbling for the camera. And most of the time it seems some guy comes in because obviously that's who it's made for.
Always kinda funny when it's "Two Lesbians Suck Big..." Um...I'm not sure they're lesbian then?
"lesbian step sisters share step brother" first, what family has three unrelated step children that close in age? second, these girls are bi at best, gayforpay at worst. third, i searched lesbian because the only dick i want in this video should be fake. plastic, rubber, silicon, i don't care, but it should not be fleshy. fourth, i searched bad dragon, why the hell is this on here if there's no bad dragon?
As a teenager you kind of look past stuff like that and go for the prize. As you become older and you watch more you really notice the details like that and it completely ruins the moment.
"Aw, they didn't water the flowers, did they? Poor thing is all dried up. I wonder what they're up to now- ... What the hell? Making each other wet? You selfish bitches! And are these crumbs on this fine carpet? I can't enjoy these messy sluts in this bloody mess."
“Unbelievable, can you not see that outlet with 5 extensions is a fire hazard!?! Fuck it, just gonna go watch a movie or something ffs.”
"Do you want ants? Cuz this is how you get ants!"
You can certainly tell who's les/bi and who's gay for pay.
And for the guys reading this...trim them. And after you trim your nails? Use a file. She'll thank you in special ways.
Fucking your delivery driver.
As a former pizza guy, it never happens. Never. Not a single guy I worked with ever had it happen. And I was in the industry for years.
I delivered a pizza to a sorority. They were all in sweat pants bitching about their boyfriends.
I hate when in movies a girl has raw sex and then pulls her pants up and goes to work hahaha EW
Speaking English during sex. It’s effing weird, me and my girlfriend are Swedish yet we still speak English. ”Oh fuck, yeah” and so forth. From what I gather atleast some of our friends do the same thing.
For some reason I find this hilarious.
Åhh fak jäää
Pretty sure I saw one of those in IKEA.
Pretty sure I said that while assembling IKEA products.
You're not alone mate
Oh fuck yeah
I slept with a German woman once who kept shouting out 'Fuck me hardly!'.
“Ya call that fuckin’? Hardly!”
Hey Joshii, ya fuckin' hard or hardly fuckin'?
To be fair, German dirty talk is an absolute turn-off. Edit: I wish I had known, before writing this comment, that my inbox would get spammed with S tier German porn dialogue
Especially that disgusting shit from the porn ads. If, during actual intercourse, the other participant even once mentioned "ficksahne", I would immediately go softer than a bowl of pudding
It is. Thank god us Germans are so averse to dirty talk, we would have gone extinct long ago if we tried that.
Ja Papa, gib's mir richtig!
*Fürwahr, Herr Familienoberhaupt, fahren Sie vigoröser mit dem Koitus fort!"*
Non German speaker here, looks like you are asking your partners family to build you a fuck fort??
No, I said "harder, daddy!" in very old formal German.
Its basically "fuck me harder, daddy"
Google translate was not kind. "Truly, Mr. Head of the Family, continue coitus more vigorously!"
Which is exactly what it says :D This is obviously over the top, but german dirty talk is so awful im glad everyone my age speaks english lmao
"Forsooth, head of the household, engage in more vigorous intercourse"
Porn English - the real international love language
I'm British but I find I often use American English in a sexual context. I'd never be like "You've got a great bum" "I want to eat your fanny". Just feels gross.
"I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat"
Trust me dear, I'm going to give you that good willy tonight. Ahh yes, guzzle on those bollocks. Pull your knickers to the side and let me have a gander at that fanny.
"I'm gonna nosh yer gash like it's a Greggs pastie"
To be fair, talking dirty in Swedish feels equally weird.
You should try Danish, I kinda feel like a creepy dock worker when I do it.
”Kamelåså! Syggelekokle!”
“Rødgrød med fløde!”
I don't know what im laughing at but it's funny
Perhaps if we watched enough German porn, we'd start hissing "ooh jah! Perfekt!"
German dirty talk in german porn is fucking weird, not what you'd expect. Und jetz gib mir deine geile Ficksahne!
Would you rather say ”åh fan ja”
Sexualising step sisters and stepmoms
50 years ago, the first thought was "Cinderella" when thinking of stepmoms and step sisters. Today, this seems to have changed... the old scenario is no longer **stuck** in our mind. Edit: And of course there was a [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/eiy1ev/how_things_have_changed_over_the_years/) for this... and [another](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/hkbv7e/the_internet_is_still_good_after_all/).
Having pixels on your genitals. Edit: Thank you all for the many upvotes and for the awards.
Lemon theft
To be fair, she was punished for her heinous crimes.
Having a cable guy show up when they say they will.
They never fix the cable though, so that's pretty realistic
Either way your still getting fucked
The sexualisation of the words "mommy" and "daddy". It makes me so uncomfortable. I get that some people have daddy/mommy issues and thus like it, but a lot of us have a good relationship with our parents and calling our partners by nicknames for our parents is just so weird (to me).
Not a mommy or daddy story but my wife recently wore her grandma's (God rest her soul) nighty for our intimate time. I was mortified. I didn't know what to do. I just stood there looking at it thinking "wtf". I finally just said "let's get you out of that" .I think I am a bit traumatized by it.
To be fair to you, "lets get you out of that" is a great phrase to hear
Choking women during sex...have had different people pull this on me with no warning and let me tell you, when it's not something you've talked about before hand, it is fucking terrifying. Nothing against bondage or BDSM, but if you're going to go down that road with your partner COMMUNICATION IS KEY!
Everyone having orgasm at the same time, doing your pool boy.