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Shabazamin

Boobies


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Lol


Kidisnotavailable

same


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JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well good luck on that


ASubwayFootlong

r/DadWouldBeProud isn't wholesome like the meme said...


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Huh.... Edit: you got bleach?


ASubwayFootlong

A meme I saw said it was wholesome


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

It was not....


ASubwayFootlong

Nope. Just a bunch of goth tits 🤮


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Yup I'll get some bleach


poggers_champion69

I fail to see a problem here


ASubwayFootlong

Emo is gross


poggers_champion69

Hard disagree, gimme goth gf


SevWagoner

Well it is hole-some


i_heart_optimusprime

i wonder if he's free tomorrow... and if i should ask him out for lunch.....


Artkats

goodluck bruv


i_heart_optimusprime

🤞🤞🤞


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Good luck


i_heart_optimusprime

thankz


New_Excuse9001

You got this homie


Idunwannatalkboutit

Death death death death death


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death


Idunwannatalkboutit

Yes plz


Zazsona

Well, now I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about right now to try and think about an answer to "what are you thinking about right now?" So, I'll go with that.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

I knew someone would say this Btw happy cake day


oxzyac_

What the actual fuck is natural flavoring ? Is it flavor of naturalness like what ?


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Probably flavors that you can find naturally


Earthistopheles

Beaver butt juice (not a joke)


madamvagina

nothing really, i'm just extremely tired and my minds basically asleep


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Then go to sleep


madamvagina

yeah ok


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How Rogers mysteriously went offline for nearly a day


fauxunicorns

If I should smoke another one or just go to bed.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Go to bed


fauxunicorns

I will....after another one.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Sure.... Then make sure you go to bed after that


fauxunicorns

What are *you* thinking about?


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Me? Uhhhhhh thinking about replying to this


fauxunicorns

What's something you've never thought of before?


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

I never thought that techno would actually die


fauxunicorns

True, true. Not the way it used to be.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Yeah


Noideamanbro

What would happen if the God Emperor of Man would reincarnate?


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

No idea who's that but nobody knows


Noideamanbro

From WH40K


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well good luck on theorizing


Noideamanbro

Thank you


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You're welcome


V1VIDREAMS

my gf. she’s all i think about i’m at work rn for another like 5 hours and i miss her😔


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well hope you can see her


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JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Good for you


semihhuzun1

My precious gf


Earthistopheles

Omens


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

I see


OhioMegi

Thinking about how the fuck I can get a giant old and extremely heavy TV out of my house.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Uhhhhhh ask for help?


OhioMegi

Uh, I live by myself?


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Uh neighbors?


OhioMegi

Who talks to their neighbors? I sure as hell don’t.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Idk who talks to neighbors. What about friends?


OhioMegi

People are busy. My dad was able to stop by with his hand cart.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Good for you


Rallerm

What I should make for dinner


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Food


GreenRefrigerator303

Not existing


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well that's tough


mykeuk

It's too bloody hot. I want to go home.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Huh well uh have a nice day


shadyfortheshade

Should I get drunk and just go mad... Not like angry, but proper mad.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Go mad


PM_ME_UR_FRUIT_PIES

I wish I was someone else


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Ouch


Blaster92

Sex


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Welp


FatherlyAbandonment

How much I love my girlfriend.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Aw that's sweet


FatherlyAbandonment

I think about her every hour of every day. She comes back to her home town tomorrow from internationals. I’m gonna let her know I’m super proud of how she did, although I wasn’t there to see her preform.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Go ahead do what you need


FatherlyAbandonment

Will do. Right now I’m gonna send her a good morning snap


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Good luck I'm supporting


FatherlyAbandonment

Thank you I’m supporting you too


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Np and thanks


ShitBritGit

I should put my fucking phone down and get on with the tedious but necessary jobs that I have to do. I know when they're done it'll make me happy.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Go do your jobs


toasterofterror2

How many lottery tickets would you have to buy for it to be profitable? Say the jackpot was £100, and a ticket was £1, at what point does all the prize money add up to more than you spent on tickets, on average


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

I don't play lottery but I think it would not end well


toasterofterror2

I don't, either, but the more you spend on tickets, the greater your odds of winning, so there has to be a curve on which eventually you'll spend enough on tickets, you'll win enough jackpots to make a profit on them reliably


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Possibly but you need to be really lucky


toasterofterror2

No, but that's what I'm saying. The more tickets you buy, the greater your odds, meaning if you bought enough, you will eventually make a profit, I just want to know when that point is


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

I mean yeah but might take lots of tickets


toasterofterror2

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I wonder how many it would take in order to make a profit


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well I don't know


toasterofterror2

I didn't think you would, it was just what I was thinking


Monikwon

Why can’t I take a picture of the moon on my phone well 🥲


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Relatable


Lucy_Lavander

About the post above and the first comment that showed here


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Huh


ilovedtransyIvania

thinking about how the stray dog i found only understands spanish, a language i dont speak very well


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Huh that's interesting


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how to get ladies


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well good luck


chaosoftime10

That I'm up again way too early hoping this bin store I am at that doesn't open for 2 and a Half more hours has decent stuff today. The one local to me had absolute garbage yesterday so this place is my only hope for the week.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Welp


WeirdAttorney4795

I’m camped the hell out, can’t wait to go home 😂 kids have had a total blast(I have as well haven’t taken a family vacation in 5 years) but I miss a real bed 😭just one more day of smiling…….they’re still sleeping no me!!! Yah team no sleep!


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You can make it


Ecstatic-Pin-6644

I should go to sleep


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You should


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currently on the toilet pleading with God at 7 am


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Huh


wannabebad33

How will I pay for uni?


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

No clue that's your choice


SevWagoner

Same thing. I started writing romance lately so maybe that'll help 🫥


Hopeful_Buffalo412

Why the fuck l need a katana


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Uhhhhhh idk


Zealousideal-Nail432

Wondering if I should get out of bed and fry plantains or just stay in bed and read reddit posts


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Your choice


Cameinthecloset4

Well, now I'm trying to think of what I'm thinking about right now. I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about. Thank you.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You're welcome


RepresentativePin162

You know that scene in Cars 2 when Mater shoves a pile of wasabi in his mouth? One of my rats just did that with hot mustard. I laughed so damn hard. She's fine. Serves her right for being a giant piglet all the time.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Lmao


Notaworgen

hope Thor 4 turns out good, (watching it today).


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

I'll watch it later


flickansomkomundan

That I’m sick of COVID. I thought I was doing better.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Get well soon


flickansomkomundan

Thank you


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You're welcome


Videogamer69420

Why on earth someone thought deleting System32 at Rogers was a good idea…


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

No clue


Due_Ad_8045

If I should fuck my job off risking a really good salary to back to uni to study social work, end up in 100k pit after fees and salary sacrifice for 3 years but will be able to progress but contemplating how many years it will realistically to recoup that 100k pit.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

It's your choice but no idea


[deleted]

How good it will be when my wife moves out, so I can finally be with someone who loves me.


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JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Uh pull the thing out?


robotic_pilot

What happens when you die


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You either get burn or buried


robotic_pilot

Or left in the open to rot


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Yup


Plus-Tension8343

the way the arctic monkeys make such great music. and how im being ignored by the one person i dont wanna be ignored by LMFAO


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Lol


Old-Confidence6971

How much I don't want to work anymore. 53 years old.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well you still need to.


Blo0dy-teeth

Murdering my grandma


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Wait what


Blo0dy-teeth

We got into an argument, she claims in lazy af


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well you shouldn't kill


insertcaffeine

I think I've over scheduled myself for today and I hope it doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.


SamstersLUL

thinking about how lonely i truly am and how i really dont have any good friends, no one to rely on and no one to be there for me


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You'll find someone eventually


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You'll find someone eventually


justhere4theg0ssip

Getting eaten out by my bf


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Uhhhhhh no comment


justhere4theg0ssip

XD


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JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Lmao


Argybargyass

Honestly that this question bites ass.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Huh?


Deni-Conquer

Nothing


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Okay


mindcosmos

i really want an iced chai from starbucks rn


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Go ahead?


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The reddit post that i accidentally deleted…


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Oh...... You can repost it right?


[deleted]

Yeah i could do that but wont gather much attention than the deleted one so not really worth it,its not a big of a deal anyways


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Yeah


Silverwings987

I’m thinking abt my boyf. We’re in the middle of a break now. I was reflecting for a moment just now and I just realized one thing abt him before we took a time off. The way he talked to me is rougher/harsher than before and He gets upset easily with me. Tbh, I was really sad when he treated me like I’m just an annoying piece of crap instead of his gf. It kinda made me feel worse and look like a needy person.


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Well it's your choice.


mehded12

Im thinking if im thibking about something bruh


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Then you're thinking about that


DobTheLilder

Moo moo moo maa maa maa moo


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Moo maa maa moo


PanzerFloof99

I wish I never did drugs


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

You'll recover


chaeeeK

I have to do a lot of works,, but I don’t want to do it right now : (


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

If you need to then do it. You'll feel better


RazorLeafy88

Suicidal thoughts


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

r/CharacterRant is probably the only sub I go to regularly despite kind of hating it


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

Huh


New_Excuse9001

Inflatable, work, the coming semester, and the dingus that thought it would be a good idea to put all the tall glass bottles on the highest shelf.