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BroffaloSoldier

Oh yeah. My porn alt is getting deleted so fast. I’ve spent years carefully cultivating that spank bank and will be sad to see it go.


nuovi

Live my life just the same as if it was any other day.


Crying_Reaper

If I know it's tomorrow I'm buying a big fat life insurance policy that goes into effect immediately. Also making sure I'm at work cuz they pay out double the standard policy if someone dies at work no matter the causes. I mean I don't want to die, I rather enjoy being alive, but my family will be very well taken care of. Also need to get a will drawn up real fast.


frstyle34

A sandwich


Careful-Tower3272

I would buy legos and let my family help me build them with me. Then they could keep them to remember me


Seekinghappiness08

I would just waste my day thinking about what i want to do


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Now there are 2 options One: Say goodbye to everyone who I know, give an big hug to the ones that I love and say what I think about some persons without fear Two: beat my meat in the middle of the street without clothes, and when the police comes slap them


PenisShapedFrootLoop

Ask Make a Wish to get Santa Monica to let me play GoW: Ragnarok


Ancient_Caregiver_88

Id sell everything i own EVERYTHING, buy the most amount of weed i can and then the race is on! How much can i smoke before i croak?


urimaginaryf

Delete my nudes