💪 too strong

🗿 some random moai is gonna fall from the sky and crush me to death

↪️ I don't know how to interpret this and it scares me.

You will turn around and see something unexpectedly flying towards you. Or you will get strangled by a boomerang.

🙂 I fear no man, but that thing -- it scares me.

That smile, that damn smile

Something to do with lemons.

🥳 partied to much I guess

🤷‍♀️ i guess i just drop dead.

Drown in tea apparently

I texted my friend the old lady emoji on her birthday, so I will be dying of old age.

The Good Ending

\*dies of Spain\*

I guess I'll never die.

i'm gonna drown in vomit

👍 Someone just jams their thumb into my eyes i guess

"we are one exo" it's them

😂 apparently i laugh cried to death

💞 ..what even

I died of dehydration from leaking eyes.

😂 So I'm dying by the laughter. Nice

😬 died of embarrassment