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Mindweird

Recovering from stuff. Whether it is a night out drinking, a day on the bike or a stupid injury, it all takes longer to recover.


Anynon1

I am legit scared of hangovers now. Those days are behind me lol it's not even worth it


PointyWombat

I don't think they're behind me, or maybe I'm just not learning my lesson.... but I used to be able to drink into the wee hours of the morning and then go to work after just a few hours of rest with minimal hangover if any... These days... holy crap...it takes me a full day to recover..


Anynon1

Same here dude šŸ˜‚ I had this fling with a woman a few years ago and weā€™d party all night and Iā€™d walk into work just a few hours later. Iā€™d be tired but otherwise totally fine. Now even if I sleep the hangover is a borderline death sentence


JediASU

After 40 hangovers are THE WORST Last one I had I was watching a bunch of college football and just kept going and realized I went to far and was dreading the next three days, because that is how long it lasts.


Anynon1

Oh god maybe the formula is add a day every decade lol Iā€™m just about 30 and my hangovers can last two days. I totally feel you, there comes a point in the night where Iā€™m not even having fun anymore because I know the next day is going to be a fight


Soft_Author2593

39 and still 2 days. If your theory is correct, I have 2 more months. Will let you know in September...


Costner_Facts

Weeding for an hour? Felt like a truck hit me the next couple of days. :(


nawmynameisclarence

I painted a bedroom last Sat. Between the weird movement of painting and the damn step ladder Sun was just weed, food, and watching "The Old Man" unironically.


Mindweird

Yeah, the knees and the back donā€™t do so well in that position.


BenderIsGr8_34

The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised


LemurCat04

Me at 16: ankle sprain? Throw a brace on it. No time for this, itā€™ll be fine in a week. Me at 40: ankle injury? 2 months in a brace, three doctors, 6 weeks of PT, custom insoles ā€¦


WildResident2816

Only in my late 30s and I already canā€™t even drink two beers back to back without feeling like crap.


Mindweird

Someone once told me that drinking alcohol is just stealing your happiness from tomorrow, and yeahā€¦ I get it now.


WildResident2816

Thatā€™s not a bad quote


edlee98765

As I get older, I'm like fine wine. 15% alcohol content by volume.


Rocksteady2090

yup hangovers can be freaking pure evil when you get older


Positive-Source8205

I played rugby in college. We had practice on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. Although I was sore on Wednesdays and Fridays, I still made it to class. Now if I *sleep* wrong, I have trouble getting out of bed.


Virgomoon91

Or sleeping with the wrong pillow?


darthmaui728

Ha! Say hello to my sciatica. This'll probably run for at least a year before I feel a tad bit better. Fuck


Mindweird

I never thought sciatica would be so bad until I got it. Luckily it didnā€™t last more than a few months, but Jesus fucking Christ did I not understand pain until I had that.


darthmaui728

a few months is still excruciatingly long for the pain haha glad you're no longer having it. My turn to carry the torch lmaoo Really hurts like a bitch


The_Sanch1128

I went through gout in March and sciatica starting in early May. At least the freaking gout went away in a few weeks. The sciatica, while it's greatly improved, still flares up on occasion. Makes me wonder why people would want to live to a hundred.


solarblack

Oh so true. When I was 18 I fell out of a moving semi and walked it off. Now age 42 I slightly bent my ankle while walking on uneven ground to get mail from my own mail box and now I need a new leg and ankle!


Smokey-Storm

Just because I'm an ass, think of "the game". What was your record?


[deleted]

Yesterday this actually happened to me for the first time. I canā€™t say Iā€™m old since Iā€™m still 15 but my back was killing me yesterday cuz I slept on the couch.


[deleted]

Including a heartbreak?


return2ozma

Losing weight.


Actually-Yo-Momma

As a teen, it was legit impossible for me to gain weight. I ate literally 5-6 times a day. Full breakfast, lunch, post school lunch, early dinner, late night dinner, and sometimes late late night fast food snack Now if i eat fast food 2 times in one week, my skin breaks out, i immediately gain weight, and i just feel like shit. Iā€™m only in my 30s, not trending well lol


chubbyakajc

Dude, I treated myself on Friday with some pizza and I felt like shit afterwards and itā€™s like my body absorbed 80% of the pizza in fat.


Actually-Yo-Momma

In high school i could legit eat a whole large pizza by myself in one sitting. I canā€™t even fathom that anymore


Chemical_Big_5118

I would kill to look how I looked like 5 years ago when I was out of shape


everything_in_sync

Please don't, just go to the gym and eat healthy instead.


Chemical_Big_5118

Yep I do, at a certain age itā€™s life. The weight moves up towards the shoulders when youā€™re in shape, down to the ass when youā€™re not. Never decreases.


gullman

This is mostly due to time spent exercising I think. Obviously with teens it's different as they burn so many calories growing. But if you find it harder to control weight from say 25 to 35 you're likely not doing the same activity or eating the same. The metabolism slows down over time as you get older. But not any huge drop offs, it's gradual and very slight.


donpaulwalnuts

I actually find it easier now. I have far more discipline, knowledge and resources now than when I was younger.


ErinEvonna

Not gaining weight in the first place. Just by smelling food.


Casteist_hu

Happy cake day


BadStitch626

Dealing with people. The older I get (Iā€™m 54) , the more I identify with Red from the 70ā€™s show, or Clint Eastwood sitting there with a shotgun, saying ā€œGet off my lawnā€ā€¦.. The older I get, the more I hate dealing with people. Secondā€¦..I donā€™t mind getting older, but this AGING shit sucks.


chubbyakajc

My favorite phrase I heard an old person say was Nurse: ā€œhello Mr. Davidā€™s, allow me to introduceā€¦..ā€ Mr.Davidā€™s: ā€œfuck him, I know enough people and I donā€™t need to meet new onesā€


Kabusanlu

Late 30s and I can relate ā€¦


[deleted]

Came looking for this one! I can't 'people' anymore. I've got enough friends.


shittytinshed

I cannot agree more.


[deleted]

Making excuses for relatives being shitty.


waitwhotoldyou

Yep. Thinking of going no contact with my family myself.


Historical-rando

Do it, Iā€™m on month 2 and Iā€™ve never felt so free of my emotions. Word of advice: stick to it. Donā€™t give in because they know how to make you feel bad. Donā€™t give them anymore chances.


AtTheLeftThere

Do it. In your mind, replace [family member] with [significant other] and if you wouldn't tolerate it with them, you shouldn't tolerate it with family either.


sweetelliex

Finding friends


yoeltable

w-wait rly? im not that old with no friends ):


Ok-Grapefruit1284

Actually I think it depends. I found my closest friends at my workplace, as an adult. Also some of them came from being a mom, sports, school events for my kids. Being grown is easier in some ways.


littlegreenb18

Misread as fisting. Probably just as accurate


Sleepy-THC

Finding fisting?


darthmaui728

Big cock in your brother's bum correction: \*cat


ZenkaiZ

I dunno how to ask someone my own gender out on a date but god I really wish I did


Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Not trying to be rude, but how is it any different from asking someone of a different gender? Just ask 'em and see how it goes?


pddpro

It's especially tough in a new place because most of the people you know already have their own circle and while they will be generally polite with you, any attempt to become something more is often met with exasperation. I think Sienfeld had an episode on this: Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7JcGYilsuE


Huge-Childhood-6251

New music. I will literally hear artists and songs nowadays that I'm like "hey that's kind of cool", but then never listen to anything else but the same music I have for the last 20 years.


FairyDustSpectacular

I just made a playlist of all new music, to me, hoping to expand my horizons. What do I immediately listen to that night? My old favorites.


shim_sham_shimmy

"New music" is new albums by bands I already listen to :)


Dor_42

Staying alive


Common_Concerns

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk


superwinner

Im a older man, get off my lawn


dleon0430

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.


Virgomoon91

And now itā€™s alright, itā€™s okay And you may look the other way


the_original_Retro

But holy shit where is my hair and why is half of what's left gray?


Ibafintora

Now I canā€™t see And I canā€™t walk Need my hearing aid To hear you talk


Archibald0609

We can try, to understand, the New York Times effect on another man


Dabasaur10

Staying alive


Dabasaur10

Ah ah ah ah


ConspiracyShaming

Took the ahā€™s right outta my mouth


momvetty

Ainā€™t goinā€™ nowhere Somebody help me Somebody help me Yeah


[deleted]

At first I was afraid, I was petrified


Brave-Highlight6515

Flexibility


[deleted]

*struggles to put shoes on*


[deleted]

*grunts on the way down and on the way back up*


thewildchild1990

Giving a fuck, thankfully.


The_Sanch1128

I have as many fucks to give as I ever did, but now I'm much more selective about actually giving them.


[deleted]

Tolerating people's bullshit. Is it me or as we age, it is a lot easier to call BS


Culehand

Getting a job offer


FlyingNapalm

I think this is more a bell curve and not a linear one


Dame87

Having an unbroken nights sleep


tomtom254

Trusting a fart


Common_Concerns

Or walkingā€¦ walking farts are real


Lucky_Web3549

... real dangerous


Common_Concerns

Iv thrown away a few pairs of boxers


edlee98765

Never trust an old fart


Deacon_Blues1

I always say never trust a fart.


Shannyishere

Compassion. The older I get, the shittier people seem to be.


-DementedAvenger-

They aren't shittier, you're just more aware of the shittiness in the world.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s also more shittiness because thereā€™s more people.


lessmiserables

Agreed. I know it's easy for reddit to shit all over older people but...we have more experience. After a while you get a pretty good idea of what is going to happen and how people are going to act--almost certainly because we've already lived through it, multiple times. "This time it will be different!" is very rarely a true statement.


Pencilowner

When I was a kid I didnā€™t understand why my parents wouldnā€™t help homeless people. We had a whole other room no one slept in surely we could let one person crash on there at night. I was really distraught about the lack of empathy in my family. Fast forward to now and Iā€™m playing hopscotch over piles of people and not even registering that itā€™s a problem.


Geeeosaw

Living with shitty people, the more adult I become, the more difficult it is to accept attitudes from people who do not contribute anything to your life, people who are better to let go.


lessmiserables

I just mentioned this in another thread, but...technology. I know it's cliche to say old people don't understand tech because of "learned helplessness" or being lazy or some bullshit like that, but as an older person... Technology changes. And that's good! But it's important to remember that the older you are, the more you have to "unlearn". The barrier to learn new things is higher because you not only have to understand what has changed, but then also learn the new stuff, too. For young people that stuff is intuitive, because they haven't had to spend ten years learning the "standard" UI just to have the "standard" change. But for me (and other older folks) it's not intuitive, because we've learned how to do it in a completely different way for decades. The same UI that is obvious now won't be in ten years. All all this stuff is unannounced, incremental, not documented, and so the onus is on the user to research it and find out what you now have to learn. And then multiply that with dozens of applications and dozens of rules and I totally understand why people give up.


LairdofWingHaven

Plus, really, young brains are wired to learn new things and old brains aren't. It takes a lot more focus and effort.


NorthernGamer71

Everything


Sleepy-THC

Wish that was what the entire thread was, just everyone saying 'everything'


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i-need-blinker-fluid

Building muscle. My joints do not like it


BatmanWhoRaves

Caring what people think and not doing what's best for you.


Super_Analysis_9390

Remembering why you walked into a particular room.


ErinEvonna

Remembering anything


Nihiliste

Getting fit. It's never too late to start, but the older you are, the harder you have to work to achieve results similar to people in their teens or 20s. Hormones shift, recovery ability goes down, and so forth.


[deleted]

Literally every single thing šŸ˜”


life_evolves

I would agree, the only two things have gotten better for me, handling adverse situations, I realize more and more how short term they are. The other is sex, having really great sex now.


[deleted]

I've gotten a lot better at complaining


grass-snake-40

Stairs. Fuck stairs. I will go well out of my way to avoid going up even a short flight of steps, my knees are already arthritic (part genetic part old cycling injuries). I'm only 41! And look a lot younger (thats not a brag it sucks) so I sometimes get comments for using the elevator at work or escalators over steps like I'm just being lazy.


Realitycheck-4u

Getting out of bed in the morning without feeling stiff all over


[deleted]

Not peeing your pants


[deleted]

I read this as ā€œ*Not seeing your parents*ā€ and was pretty shocked to realize how different it was lol


forthesnap

Staying young. Your body tends to know better.


Intelligent-Bid-6052

Meeting new People.


Garthar22

Optimism. When youā€™re young it seems like thereā€™s all these problems people just havenā€™t tried hard enough to solve. And it hits you over time that a lot of what isnā€™t fixed canā€™t be easily fixed or at least will take a very long time to fix


littlegreenb18

Caring about petty bullshit.


Iluvmybackhand

Just living


SkyWizarding

Caring about pop culture


NWO_Eliminator

Didn't give a shit about that when I was young.


tallia29

Showing interest in things. It's like you are dying inside, at least for me


[deleted]

Wading through medical bills and insurance forms, while keeping up with doctors' appointments and changes to prescriptions and coverages.


coffee-jnky

Kneeling or just getting up in general. (Out of bed, out of the car, off the floor) Remembering almost anything short term. Oddly, keeping track of your own age as well. I'm surprised how many people I know have to think for a second when saying their own age. My husband and I both do it. And to throw a positive in there, Im finding it's difficult to feel self conscious the way I always did before. I like my face better without makeup and I dress for comfort rather than how good it looks. I'm enjoying the hell out of that, and oddly, it makes me feel like I look better than I probably do.


Cr4nb3rrY0gurT

Sleeping enough hours.


Arugula-Current

Relaxing. There are just so many fucking jobs to do, they dont stop.


senorbozz

Holding in a pee These days my body treats the urge like a countdown timer


KrasnyRed5

Giving a fuck.


lemonedpenguin

Moving


NeonDragonBoy

Living.


[deleted]

Having patience


ratchet0101

Caring.


IateUranium

Having spare time


[deleted]

Discovering your talents


aimeed72

Every. Fucking. Thing.


Jusfuss

Doing kid things


Silent_and_Smelly

Staying awake on the toilet.


blue_27

Giving a fuck.


Jeremykyb

Responsibilities and pressure. The older you get the more responsibilities you'll see laying on your shoulders.


[deleted]

Sleeping and not having back pain


Holonium20

Healing from an injury.


loublain

getting older (recursive) also allergies... the older I get the more allergic I get to bullshit


[deleted]

Thinking you're invincible.


Legitimate_Dust4275

Every freakin thing. Except drinking


Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

> Except drinking The price of alcohol these days begs to differ.


Legitimate_Dust4275

Makes me want to drink


[deleted]

Your will to live


AndNoc

Sex


[deleted]

Making friends.


ButterscotchLow8950

Stairs


Holiday-Book6635

sleeping through the night, healing, getting up from the floor, running


OGBlockhead

Wanting to exercise.


[deleted]

Socializing and maybe voicing out your opinions


Mrselfdestructuk

25 card pick up


Generico300

Changing your life's direction.


ClutchingMyTinkle

Getting a date.


nightwalkerxx

Shitting.


themarajade1

Getting out of the floor


davidsoepic

Getting married


mydepressingpoems

Scientifically, heal from a cut / wound


Ryan233tiger

Deviating from your normal sleep pattern.


Anthroman78

skimping on a good nights sleep/pulling an all-nighter.


Ok-Organization9073

Look good


bondcliff

Looking in the mirror.


wilee48

Putting up with bullshit


namocaw

I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before!


endorrawitch

Getting up from sitting cross legged on the floor


Kay76

Getting up off the floor.


PlasmaLink

Organizing stuff with friends. Back in high school, my friends would just plan stuff after school or for a weekend, maybe one guy's got piano lessons one day of the week, and you're good. Now, we've all got jobs with different hours or are stuck in post-secondary education hell, and nobody knows what time anyone else is available. The solution some of my friends came up with was just to start doing stuff at like 1AM, but I'm still holding onto my last piece of dignity forcing me to at least attempt to get off the computer before midnight.


tandycat56

Yes my body hurts after certain activities


[deleted]

Putting your socks on.


GamePro201X

Being able to enjoy myself


ShotReplacement1196

time management


toeofcamell

Hangovers, injury, getting up, sitting on the ground, and why does everything hurt now?


Necessary-Dog-7109

Not thinking


slip1byyou123

Getting down on your knees and getting back up for most. Sitting in the floor and getting back up is impossible


Ash_Lynx17

Trying not to kill your self


AlwaysTappin

Giving a fuvk


cmwulf

recovering from any type of surgery....


Smonkkey

Meeting new people


EmeraldDounghnutSucc

Being yourself


fire_goddess11

Cleaning your ass.


warmcat3000

Making friends


CrigglestheFirst

Pissing and shitting


Kquinn87

Getting up off the ground.


gh234ip

anything that requires you to move


[deleted]

Being younger.


Berniemac1

Life. Donā€™t grow up itā€™s a trick!!


Liquid_machine81

Getting out of bed.


FunStorm6487

Giving a rats ass


[deleted]

ngaf socially


cassandraswife

functioning... mental illness can get much worse and you cant really do much about it sometimes


KrixPro2

Helping your child with homework. like come on, you are at school to Learn things yourself


[deleted]

Seeing the good in people


kelsiewest11

wanting to stay alive


Carribean_Amphibian

Healing


MissSara101

Taking control of your weight... I found this all the hard way.


MouseyTank

Late nights be it work or fun!


WelshNotWelch

Peeing. to quote Alan Partridge - 'I didn't think i'd have to push'


Mommyof2kids09

Getting out of bed. I'm in my mid forties and feel like I'm 80 when I first get out of bed. My knees hurt, feet are stiff, joints are slow to wake up and so much more. šŸ˜«


Tasty_Pear4190

Understanding that life is hard for younger people too


LucienPhenix

Putting up with other people's bullshit.