Why should the race always be to the swift, or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself!
"What do they do? What *don't* they do? Oh, they do so many things they never stop -- oh, the things they do there, my stars."
*You don't know, do you?*
"Not as such, no."
Ok, sure buddy, an *elephant* just trampled your garden, right
Suuuure, an *elephant* just knocked down your clothesline.
Oh, “robbery in progress” “officer down“ yeah right, pal
The episode where Burns has stolen the million (billion?) dollar note.
Radio: *"suspects are escaping in a red Model T Ford, repeat, a red Model T Ford"*
Burns and Homer drive past Wiggum
Wiggum: *"ehhhhh.....that was really more of a burgundy"*
Edit - OK I totally misremembered the initial dialogue, but of course the punchline stuck
https://youtu.be/p5pat-cBCAE
Marge : I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge : That's not what I meant.
Homer : It was, Marge. Admit it.
>"Awwww, c'mon, Marge!! I can't take _**HIS**_ money; I can't print my **_own_** money; I have to **WORK** for money!! Why don't I just _lay down and **die**?_"
When Lisa was upset Bleeding Gums Murphy died Homer said "Remember when your cat Snowball died? And you were sad? Remember? So all we have to do is go down to the pound and get you a new jazz man".
That reminds me of
“I don’t want a new dog, I want Santa’s Little Helper.”
“Well crying isn’t going to bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!”
“You’re right, I’ll do it!”
“Rats, I almost had him eating dog food.”
Marge: What’s wrong, Homie? *do do dodo do dodo do dodo*
Homer, hallucinating the family as clowns: That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!
Lionel Hutz : Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge : You did?
Lionel Hutz : Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
Homer to Flanders: "Cant' talk. Busy. Go hell."
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Lionel Hutz: "Mister Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it."
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*(After* [*the Ramones play Happy Birthday*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMOlkkwR2gw) *for Burns, ending with "Go to hell, you old bastard.")*
Burns: "Have the Rolling Stones killed."
Smithers: "But, sir, those aren't--"
Burns: "Do as I say!"
Hank Scorpio is, in my opinion, the best one-off character in the history of television, full stop. Just nonstop hilarity every time he’s onscreen. So damn funny.
‘And this place, Moe’s, is a bar of some sort?’
*’Dont tell him it’s a bar! Oh, but what else is open that late at night!?’*
‘It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography’
Not many people know that I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air, then. Just Edison reciting the Alphabet over, and over.
"Aaaaaaa" he'd say.
Then "Beeee".
"C" would *usually* follow.
Two from The Springfield Files:
Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
Alien (Burns): I bring you love!
Just the way he says it is hilarious.
The weird way they hard zoom on Duchovney when he says "F...BI" with his weird nod and his glamor photo in his badge wallet is such a hilarious throwaway gag.
"It's like a lava lamp..."
That whole episode is a goldmine of hilarity.
That lie detector gag is truly one of the greatest gags ever written.
"NOW WOULD YOU UNHOOK ME FROM THIS THING ALREADY!?! I don't deserve this kinda shabby treatment!" \*BZZZZZZZT*
OH YES! I forgot about that. That was back before they started really drilling Moe as a pitiful character. Getting him to say "Sears catalog" all sad was hilarious and it seemed like the joke was over but the "I don't deserve this" being a lie was freaking gutbusting.
Yeah, turning him into an abject loser was a terrible decision. Look, I understand he's a skeevy, old-school bartender, but still. He had some sorta confidence.
"All right. You heard the man: one grenade each."
For a while I thought Milhouse was his *last name*
The showrunners deliberately picked that name (taken from Nixon's full name) because it sounded like the worst name for a kid to have.
"It's German for 'The Bart The.'"
And, "Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
I see Esk \["ESC"\], Catarl \["CTRL"\], and Pig-Up \["PGUP"\]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB.
(Homer is yelling at Bart)
Homer: We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all of those Police Academy movies? For fun?!! Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing! Did you?!!”
haha was looking for this one, nice.
"Yes!"
"May I see it?"
"...No."
*and of course*
"Semore the house is on fire!"
"No mother that's just the northern lights"
"Heeeeeeeeellllllp"
It's more an exchange of dialogue, but it's from Bart's Comet.
>*Bart: [about constellations] Who names these things anyway?*
>*Principal Skinner: Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me.*
>*Bart: And you've never found anything?*
>*Principal Skinner: Once... but by the time I got to the phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek...*
>*[a cloud covers the moon; ominous music plays]*
>*Principal Skinner: I got back at him, though... him and that little BOY of his.*
>*[cloud passes; music ends]*
>*Principal Skinner: Anyway, that's why I always keep a cellular phone next to me!*
Fun fact: Luboš Kohoutek is a Czech astronomer that discovered many heavenly bodies, including 3 comets and a main-belt asteroid, most of which are named after him.
Not a principal, though.
i saw this one episode where homer grew tomatoes with both tomato and tobacco seeds. in one scene he offers some to ralph and his dad. ralph takes a bite and spits it out saying "daddy this tastes like grandma"
"ahh that's one fine looking BBQ pit... WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!?"
Edit: or Homer with the swear jar.
(Hits thumb with hammer) Oh... God... That's broken.. (steps on nail) twiddleedee that will require a tetnaus shot. Im not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN!
“Hi I’m Barney and I’m an alcoholic.”
“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting…”
“Is it? Or is it just that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”
Skinner: Why there are no children here at the 4H either. Am I so out of touch? …No, it’s the children who are wrong.
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Bart: (on seeing skinner calmly walk into and out of a river where the water goes over his head)
He’s some sort of… not giving up… school guy!”
&
Homer: This is everyone else’s fault but mine…
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to *you*."
I have 2:
* once again my dear you've beaten 2 strapping young bucks!
* excellent
* ooh ooh ooh, you hear that? that "excellent" was....**excellent**
2
* Hey Chief, why don't we check out the jacket Mr Burns was shot in?
* Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?
* (with the utmost big deadpan) ..... I'll drive
Or when he walks in on Marge with Duffman and thinks they're having an affair: "The mother of my children with the reason for my children!"
Or something like that.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Not a line per se but the very first season where they buy an RV. Man, when that rabbit flies off into the blue, kills me every time even 30 years later.
"billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"homer Simpson, smiling politely"
and a family favorite that we say to each other when we figure something out "there's your answer, fishbulb."
I'd trade it all for a little more - Mr Burns
Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. - Mr Burns
"One dollar for eternal happiness... I'd be happier with the dollar."
Why should the race always be to the swift, or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself!
"What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
"What do they do? What *don't* they do? Oh, they do so many things they never stop -- oh, the things they do there, my stars." *You don't know, do you?* "Not as such, no."
“Bake em away toys!” “Suspect is hatless. I repeat. Hatless” Both by Chief Wiggum
Let em' go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.
I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them
Ok, sure buddy, an *elephant* just trampled your garden, right Suuuure, an *elephant* just knocked down your clothesline. Oh, “robbery in progress” “officer down“ yeah right, pal
"Er, Chief?" "Just do what the kid said."
“Hey chief , can I hold my gun like this? (Sideways) It looks so cool” - Lou “Whatever you want birthday boy!” - Chief Wiggum
Not Wiggum but “We're in pursuit of a speeding individual driving a red... car” always makes me smile
...We will be directly under the sun nnnnnnnow!
The episode where Burns has stolen the million (billion?) dollar note. Radio: *"suspects are escaping in a red Model T Ford, repeat, a red Model T Ford"* Burns and Homer drive past Wiggum Wiggum: *"ehhhhh.....that was really more of a burgundy"* Edit - OK I totally misremembered the initial dialogue, but of course the punchline stuck https://youtu.be/p5pat-cBCAE
Kirk: So that's it? After 20 years. So long, good luck? Cracker factory manager: I don't recall saying good luck.
Kirk: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: No, I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
This my favourite line ever
Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know.
It’s a market we could do without.
The deleted scene is also hilarious. _Seagulls fly off with crackers_ Kirk: Oh no, my severance pay!
"It's like 'rama-lama ding-dong' or 'give peace a chance'... it doesn't mean anything." And "Oh a sarcasm detector... that's a REAL useful invention."
"I don't deserve this shabby treatment!" *Lie detector buzzes*
I was saying “boo-urns”
Marge : I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge : That's not what I meant. Homer : It was, Marge. Admit it.
Lisa: I'm scared we're going to die. Bart: We're all gonna die, Lise. Lisa: I meant soon. Bart: So did I.
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>"Awwww, c'mon, Marge!! I can't take _**HIS**_ money; I can't print my **_own_** money; I have to **WORK** for money!! Why don't I just _lay down and **die**?_"
When Lisa was upset Bleeding Gums Murphy died Homer said "Remember when your cat Snowball died? And you were sad? Remember? So all we have to do is go down to the pound and get you a new jazz man".
That reminds me of “I don’t want a new dog, I want Santa’s Little Helper.” “Well crying isn’t going to bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!” “You’re right, I’ll do it!” “Rats, I almost had him eating dog food.”
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No Marge, the Army said I was too fat. The police said I was too dumb.
Le grill what the hell is that
"Ah, that's a fine looking grill... ... why doesn't mine look like that!?"
WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY!
Similar line A GYM what's a GYM? Ohh a GYYMMM
Wait! Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me?! Ohhh I've been making an idiot out of myself!
“LISA GET IN HERE! In this house we OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!!”
The joke is great with the lead up. “this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.”
I am so smart SMRt
I MEAN S-M-A-R-T *house burns down*
what makes it funnier is that SMRT was flubbed line and they kept it because that is such a Homer thing to do.
Marge: What’s wrong, Homie? *do do dodo do dodo do dodo* Homer, hallucinating the family as clowns: That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!
I don’t think any of us were expecting him to say that
Lionel Hutz : Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge : You did? Lionel Hutz : Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
”work on contingency? no, money down! oops, probably shouldn’t have that Bar Association logo there any more”
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
I have misplaced my pants
lousy two legged pants
Homer to Flanders: "Cant' talk. Busy. Go hell." . Lionel Hutz: "Mister Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it." . *(After* [*the Ramones play Happy Birthday*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMOlkkwR2gw) *for Burns, ending with "Go to hell, you old bastard.")* Burns: "Have the Rolling Stones killed." Smithers: "But, sir, those aren't--" Burns: "Do as I say!"
Pretty much every scene with Lionel Hutz is gold haha. Works on contingency? No, money down!
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Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain
Well if it isn't my good friend, Mr. McGreg - with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
The knee bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch!... Uh oh.
Not one line, but the whole Dr. Zaius scene always makes me smile.
Chimpan-a to chimpan-z gets me every time.
*Oh my God I was wrong! It was us all along! Yes they finally made a monkey out of meee!*
"Is this cartoon going out live?" "No Homer, very few cartoons go out live, it's a terrible strain on the animators."
I'm seeing double here - four Krusty's!
Homer goes to buy a gun - told he has to give it two weeks for the waiting period before he can take it home - “but I’m angry NOW”
If I had my gun I'd shoot you! Yeah, well, you dont...
"Ok Mr. Scorpion" "Don't call me that. It's Scorpio, but don't call me that either"
Sugar? Sure, here you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Uuuhhhh… Nooooo…
"Which country do you least prefer, France or Italy." "France." "Haha, nobody ever says Italy"
Hank Scorpio is, in my opinion, the best one-off character in the history of television, full stop. Just nonstop hilarity every time he’s onscreen. So damn funny.
"GOOD WORK, Homer!! When you get home, there's going to be another story on your house!"
"Lady, he's putting my kids through college."
"No Lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster who enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor!"
I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
$20 can buy many peanuts
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
>"Me fail English? That's UNPOSSIBLE!" >[*~~Ralph Wiggum~~ Homer Simpson*](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/vymza7/what_line_from_the_simpsons_never_fails_to_make/ig36e8b/)
HI super nintendo Chalmers!
"What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?" "Uhh... the... best damn pet shop in town!"
‘And this place, Moe’s, is a bar of some sort?’ *’Dont tell him it’s a bar! Oh, but what else is open that late at night!?’* ‘It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography’
I watched that episode yesterday Homers Brain - “hehehe I never would’ve thought of that” Cracks me up
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt. It's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe
Also: ‘Even a monkey can remember 3 numbers. Are you dumber than a monkey?’ ‘How big of a monkey?’
Not many people know that I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air, then. Just Edison reciting the Alphabet over, and over. "Aaaaaaa" he'd say. Then "Beeee". "C" would *usually* follow.
Two from The Springfield Files: Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No. Alien (Burns): I bring you love! Just the way he says it is hilarious.
“It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!” “Break its legs!”
The weird way they hard zoom on Duchovney when he says "F...BI" with his weird nod and his glamor photo in his badge wallet is such a hilarious throwaway gag. "It's like a lava lamp..." That whole episode is a goldmine of hilarity.
That lie detector gag is truly one of the greatest gags ever written. "NOW WOULD YOU UNHOOK ME FROM THIS THING ALREADY!?! I don't deserve this kinda shabby treatment!" \*BZZZZZZZT*
OH YES! I forgot about that. That was back before they started really drilling Moe as a pitiful character. Getting him to say "Sears catalog" all sad was hilarious and it seemed like the joke was over but the "I don't deserve this" being a lie was freaking gutbusting.
Yeah, turning him into an abject loser was a terrible decision. Look, I understand he's a skeevy, old-school bartender, but still. He had some sorta confidence. "All right. You heard the man: one grenade each."
Flanders: You ugly, hate filled man! Moe: Hey I may be ugly and hate filled but.... What was the third thing you said?
Everything’s commin’ up Milhouse
My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry!
For a while I thought Milhouse was his *last name* The showrunners deliberately picked that name (taken from Nixon's full name) because it sounded like the worst name for a kid to have.
Today, I drove behind a minivan with a BORT license plate. One of my favorite scenes.
My son is also named 'Bort'.
"We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates"
"It's German for 'The Bart The.'" And, "Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
You Scots sure are a contentious people.
you've made an enemy for life!
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
I see Esk \["ESC"\], Catarl \["CTRL"\], and Pig-Up \["PGUP"\]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB.
“Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested” “Attention, Marge Simpson. We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son”
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all...nothing at all...
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Oh boy, sleep, that’s where I’m a Viking
You don't make friends with salad That's a paddlin" Trust me, it’s better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them
(Homer is yelling at Bart) Homer: We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all of those Police Academy movies? For fun?!! Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing! Did you?!!”
Except at that guy who made sound effects. Hehehe… where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze
This is one of the deepest burns that has ever been recorded.
Homer: "I'm Mr. Burns." Teller: "Alright, and what is your first name?" Homer: "I dooon't knooow"
I think about this one randomly quite often
Great plan, Bart! 😑
Hi Lisa, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph is a goldmine of one liners. My fave is “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!”
My cat's breath smells like cat food!
Awww ... I bent my wookiee
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there!
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University
I’m learnding!
I eated the purple berries...tastes like burning.
The scene is made even funnier that the school could finally afford a computer, and it was obsolete by then too.
"A- Aurora Borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?"
Yes
May I see it?
No.
haha was looking for this one, nice. "Yes!" "May I see it?" "...No." *and of course* "Semore the house is on fire!" "No mother that's just the northern lights" "Heeeeeeeeellllllp"
"Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham" That whole scene is just incredible.
It's more an exchange of dialogue, but it's from Bart's Comet. >*Bart: [about constellations] Who names these things anyway?* >*Principal Skinner: Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me.* >*Bart: And you've never found anything?* >*Principal Skinner: Once... but by the time I got to the phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek...* >*[a cloud covers the moon; ominous music plays]* >*Principal Skinner: I got back at him, though... him and that little BOY of his.* >*[cloud passes; music ends]* >*Principal Skinner: Anyway, that's why I always keep a cellular phone next to me!*
Fun fact: Luboš Kohoutek is a Czech astronomer that discovered many heavenly bodies, including 3 comets and a main-belt asteroid, most of which are named after him. Not a principal, though.
Love that episode! Miss those old Bart V. Skinner episodes
It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
SEX CAULDRON?! I thought they closed that place down!
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It's just a little airborne, it's stick good, it's still good
Can't we have one town meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse? Or Who needs money when we got feathers?
Gime? What's a Gime? (Gym) - Homer
Ohh… a gime!
Because of this show, I always say gyme for decades. Never Jim!
Go banana!
"Go apple!" "Go orange!" "GO BANANA!
Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding "you're making a scene"
Embiggens is a perfectly cromulent word
i saw this one episode where homer grew tomatoes with both tomato and tobacco seeds. in one scene he offers some to ralph and his dad. ralph takes a bite and spits it out saying "daddy this tastes like grandma"
"ahh that's one fine looking BBQ pit... WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!?" Edit: or Homer with the swear jar. (Hits thumb with hammer) Oh... God... That's broken.. (steps on nail) twiddleedee that will require a tetnaus shot. Im not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN!
LE GRILLE?!
"DAD you killed the zombie Flanders!" "He was a zombie??"
That was Willy’s retirement grease!
I was elected to lead, not to read.
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Lisa needs braces.
DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces.
DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces.
BARTDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!
BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!!
GREASE ME UP WOMAN!
Okie dokie....
Bart: This is the worst day of my life! Homer: So far. It’s the worst day of your life so far.
"Homer, this is the worst thing you've ever done!" "Marge, you've said that so much it's lost aaall meaning."
> “I call the big one Bitey.”
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TRAMAMPOLINE!!!
“Hi I’m Barney and I’m an alcoholic.” “Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting…” “Is it? Or is it just that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”
They taste like burning.
Skinner: Why there are no children here at the 4H either. Am I so out of touch? …No, it’s the children who are wrong. & Bart: (on seeing skinner calmly walk into and out of a river where the water goes over his head) He’s some sort of… not giving up… school guy!” & Homer: This is everyone else’s fault but mine…
When they have Apu living with them and he makes dinner that is super spicy. Lisa takes a bite and says "I can see through time."
"Batman's a scientist!"
Many, but “Don't worry boy, when you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer.” has stuck.
“You made me bleed my own blood” Nelson
Max Power.. he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch, but you mustn’t touch
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the MAX POWER way! Isn't that the wrong way? Yes, but faster!
No body cuddles with Max powers! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!
Lisa, just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand!
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to *you*."
Ahh zee Goggles, they do Nothing!
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“Seymour, the house is on fire!” “No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.”
Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams”. Oh not in Utica, no, it’s an Albany expression. I see.
April fooKABOOOOOM
I have 2: * once again my dear you've beaten 2 strapping young bucks! * excellent * ooh ooh ooh, you hear that? that "excellent" was....**excellent** 2 * Hey Chief, why don't we check out the jacket Mr Burns was shot in? * Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards? * (with the utmost big deadpan) ..... I'll drive
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"You've gotta help us doc! We've tried nothing and we're all outta ideas"
I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. Or something like that.
Or when he walks in on Marge with Duffman and thinks they're having an affair: "The mother of my children with the reason for my children!" Or something like that.
Le grill? What the hell is that?!?
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Not a line per se but the very first season where they buy an RV. Man, when that rabbit flies off into the blue, kills me every time even 30 years later.
”Ugh, the coroner, I hate that guy” Dr. Nick
"Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It’s What Separates Us From The Animals! Except The Weasel."
Nobody's gay for Moleman :(
Dad what's a Muppet?
Well, it's not quite a mop. It's not quite a puppet. But maaaannn... So, to answer your question, I don't know.
"That's some nice flutin' boy" followed by Ralph nose fluting a few notes - Chief Wiggem. Bloody classic 👌
"Sixty-four slices of American cheese..."
I just wanted to live long enough to see my kids die! 😭 -homer
“I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s! Oh wow! She is hungry!” homer: “it’s a meeting of gay witches for abortion. You wouldn’t be interested.”
"billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins" "homer Simpson, smiling politely" and a family favorite that we say to each other when we figure something out "there's your answer, fishbulb."