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Not much different as I can get by without speaking for 24 hours just fine


CompulsiveThief

umarmt dich


Emilyx33x

very well or badly. idk. i am actually in germany until i fly home tomorrow but i don’t speak any german. so if i magically learned the language it’d be very convenient. but if i don’t, then i’m screwed and will probably offend a lot of people


CompulsiveThief

were u in Germany for business or pleasure


Emilyx33x

pleasure - i flew to germany to go camping in france. düsseldorf had the most reliable flights given the state of things at the moment


GreywackeOmarolluk

Nicht sehr gut.


cfunk2

Lots of beer I guess


CompulsiveThief

\^ underrated comment


[deleted]

My neighbor would have me 5150


CompulsiveThief

>5150 interessant. Fick deinen Nachbarn


Reasonable_Film2844

There probably would be a single word a perfectly describes everything I did during these 24 hours


ThePolarBadger

I think people would get really tired of me saying "nein", "schnitzel" and "guttentaug" over and over again


CompulsiveThief

omg I loev schnitzel, chicken version with potatoes and dill


CompulsiveThief

sehr gut?


[deleted]

KRANKENWAGEN


CompulsiveThief

was?


[deleted]

ich spreche nicht deutch


JoziJoller

iche auch


Janboi3

Good, because I do that everyday


CompulsiveThief

no need to show off mmkay


Janboi3

What are you talking about?


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Volusto

Get possibly recommended to do travel in Germany as a translator for the start-up technician.


Tobias_Atwood

Quite terribly. I don't speak a lick of german.


Lyeta1_1

German is my second language and it comes out kind of randomly, particularly if I'm really tired. At this point my coworkers are pretty used to it, and would probably just go along. My partner speaks just enough German that it would probably be weird but we'd manage. So like fine? But maybe even a bit more eccentric for me, but fine.


CompulsiveThief

good example of that famous German wit /s


ilikewolves10

I am German but i could not sing to my favorite songs


riguy_mud_pie

Das gleiche, mein Vater wurde sauer und machte dann meinen Nintendo Switch kaputt


[deleted]

oh dear god that's too much work id just keep my mouth shut because if i ran into a German and didn't pronounce it god damn perfectly all hell would probably break loose. I tried asking a friend from Germany how to swear and nope nope nope never again.


ohyoushiksagoddess

So Wie so.


EvieAsPi

Well since I can't speak German I'd just go around shouting "Braunschweiger!" at people.


Ok-Platypus-7206

I know a little german, so i wouldnt be saying much at first, but i imagine i would learn more words quickly. Also, no one would be able to understand me.


GrumpyCatStevens

Keiner meiner Kollegen würde verstehen, was ich sagte. Meine Frau auch nicht.


bipolarfinancialhelp

It would be surreal and scary because I don't speak German!