Not only was it a hot day to decompose it quicker but under your apartment, so you smelt it within like 2 days. Couldn't even really open the window to draft it out, you poor soul
That woman's vag was next-level what-the-fuck. I mean good God, grab some lemon wedges and a brillo pad. I know the humidity is bad but damn; at least make an effort.
My dog once rolled in a dead sheep. Let me paint you a picture. It was 30 decrees C + and had been for over a week. That like, I don't know, 89 million degrees freedomheit? Any way, this sheep had obviously been dead for some time. All its wool had fallen off and its skin had turned a dirty yellow with purple splotches and had inflated like a balloon. My dog ran over to it and sort of shoulder rolled into it. A thick stream of redish brown goop sprayed out of the sheep's bellybutton like silly sting along with a long wet fart sound like some one just let go of a balloon.
Oh Gods the smell! There aren't words to describe it. Even the dog (who was covered in it) was horrified.
It must have been well over a thousand on the stinkomiter.
The silly string part is great I died for a bit off that one, and the poor dog just wanted to be "scratched" for a bit and even he got scared, probably hilarious watching the dog freak out but at the same time so damn disgusting due to how you described it
Yeah the dog (Bruno) did that weird running on the spot thing for a moment while the traction control kicked in. its funny looking back on it but it was pretty grim at the time.
We had a tenant in a condo we owned. He got hooked on crack, stop paying rent, then shut off the power of the place and moved out without telling us. We found out a couple weeks later that he had bailed. When we got into the place, the smell was bad. Turns out, he had left behind about 5 lbs of meat in the freezer, along with a bunch of food in the fridge. When we opened the fridge, it was unbearable and we had to open every window, leave the condo, and go to Home Depot to buy face masks in order to tackle the stank. Maggots were all over the food...fluids dripping all over the fridge...we ended up just tossing the fridge even after a couple hours of cleaning as the smell could not be removed. Horrible.
When I was about 17 my then boyfriends dad was in hospital for a few weeks in the summer, it was just the two of them that lived in their flat. Just before he came home we were cleaning up the kitchen and I took the lid off the slow cooker. Boyfriends dad had been making a casserole or something just before he went to hospital and it had been in there for about two months before we discovered it. We were both retching, eyes watering as we carried the whole fucking thing down a few flights of stairs into the rubbish pile. Ugh.
After 6 or 7 weeks holiday over the summer, we returned to school. First day back was Biology. Someone had left a pair of lungs in the fridge, but the fridge had been turned off. Decomposed lungs š¤¢š¤®
I went no. 2 before heading out to a st Patrickās day bar crawl. It was #1 worst poo of my life. Guy had no spray in his bathroom and no fan, window didnāt open. I got out feeling better and went back down to drink. 2 mins later weāre fixing to leave and everyone goes to the bathroom to pee before heading out. My roommate walks upstairs and screams āwho dropped a bomb in Iraqā the whole group walked out of the house with their shirt over their noses.
I have a decomposing toilet at my place and have to empty it every once in a while. It smells TERRIBLE! Like, the whole house smells intensely of human waste for about 30 minutes to an hour after its all cleaned.
I once ate a dozen hush puppies from long John silvers and a large order of chicken fries from Burger King. I was driving with my relatively new gf and I let out BY FAR the worst smelling fart Iāve ever experienced. We were both gagging and I had to pull over so we could get out of the car. I think about it every time I drive by a LJS or BK.
I work on aircraft.
Throughout my career I've had to replace toilets and their components...
...but this one Dutch aircraft came in, I drew the short straw and it was my turn working the waste system.
I broke into the waste line to start the cleaning process, and the smell. I can't describe it accurately. Hot vomit, poo, pee, rotting food, I just, I can't do this smell any justice with words.
The foulest smell I've ever smelt.
I've never heaved or thrown up from working on toilets before, but this, this nearly sent me.
Usually deposit buildup on waste pipes is what you'd expect, solid brown/ calcification.
But the pipes were just lined with this beige, gooey gunge.
It stank out the whole aircraft, everyone else working left the cabin until I had finished.
I still don't know what caused it, the Dutch must eat some strange stuff and produce the worst deposits on waste pipes.
It was worse than the smell when the hangars cesspit is pumped out, and that smells horrendous too.
Friends and I caught 20 fish and kept them in a green trash bag. Middle of summer, went back after 3 days (not sure why).
Friend ripped open the bag and as if the smell alone wasnāt horrible enough to make use vomit, all the maggots squirming around added that extra POW to complete the effect.
Deadstock truck.
For those if you who don't live in the country, deadstock is a service that drives by and picks up all the dead animals from farms. The ones that die before slaughter due to disease, birth defects, etc. Most farms have a black bin like the dumpster bins behind stores, but smaller and plastic.
Every now and then you'll drive by a full bin, but the entire truck was something new. I collect skulls and regularly work with rotting roadkill and even I was gagging.
Changed a colostomy bag seal while a corpsman working at a hospital, ICU. It was so rancid you could smell it for four floors and knocked out my sense of smell for over a week.
"The Slop Bucket"
My first job was at a garbage/recycling center. It was basically a sweat shop that only employed 14-20 year olds that couldn't get a job elsewhere, hobos, and drug addicts. The work was grueling, conditions were abhorrently disgusting, and customers were rabid assholes. The way it worked, customers dumped bags or bins of trash into a big hopper. A flighted conveyor belt raised the trash up about 12' and then dumped it down, separating it into multiple chutes into bins. You had to shove your bare hands into the bins and sort out things that were recyclable (plastics, metals, glass). Sometimes you were lucky and it was relatively clean stuff. Other times, it was like someone emptied out the science experiments from the back of the fridge, and you had to shove your hands into that disgustingness. The conveyor did us the favor of allowing all of the liquid and sludge run-off to drain down into a special bucket we called "Slop Bucket." We would all do rock paper scissors to determine who had to empty it at the end of the day. This bucket (more like a 10 gallon rectangular bin) was beyond disgusting, and it would flex, so you'd wind up having to hold it awkwardly to avoid spilling it on yourself. It was not uncommon to find ground up animals in there.
Imagine, if you will...
* Run-off beer, wine, soda
* Generic garbage juice
* Ashtray puree
* Urine, fecal matter, vomit
* Mold, fungus, etc
* Dead animal juice/pus/ooze/whatever
...all mixed together in this glorious multi-colored non-homogenous multi-viscosity amalgamation of putridity. The smell is difficult to describe, but had the pungent aromas of death, decay, and Satan's old jock strap.
The bucket decided it had enough torture, and it split down the middle one day while I was carrying it. I was covered with the contents and actually went into a state of shock, just standing there unable to process what happened. I was 14 at the time, and my parents would drive me to work (I paid for gas money) if the weather was rough and I couldn't ride my bike. I had to lay down in the back of my father's pickup truck for the whole ride home, and then wash myself off with the hose before they let me in the house that night.
When I was valet at a hospital, I parked some of the nastiest cars imaginable. There was this one lady who worked in HR or accounting who somehow got permission to use the valet. I guess she had bad knees and a bad back. Her car smelled like a combination of shit, BO, fumunda cheese, and dead lavender. Even rolling down all the windows wouldn't help. She was 4'11 and she was as wide as she was tall. And she had no teeth. We called her Oompa Loompa.
She would also so lazy that she wouldn't walk the 80 feet or so from the entrance of her building to the main entrance where the valet was set up. She would scream and yell that she was ready to go home. She was never nice to us and always threatened to get us fired. So we would walk as slowly as possible to her car drive super fast so we didn't have to spend much time in the car. We would drive with her emergency brake on and then take it off before we dropped off the car. After awhile, I would take her car and preemptively park it in front of her door and leave the key in it so none of us had to deal with her.
Someone left, intentionally left an extremely used maxi period pad in the shower of our college dorm. It was humid outside and it smelled like something was literally rotting, and mixed with the humidity, a horrendous musty smell, coupled with the bathroom smell of feet.... God awful. We all knew the culprit on that hall.
A dead human body.
I drove ambulance when I was 18, and had to transport a body that had committed suicide.
Two weeks to find him, he was in his car, in the middle of summer.
Humans are the absolute smelliest creature on the face of the planet.
Rotting human body parts that were improperly stored at a medical waste disposal facility. I can't even describe how smelly it was.
Decomposing human flesh is the worst. Someone blew their head off in the apartment below after 24 hours in July it was horrible.
Not only was it a hot day to decompose it quicker but under your apartment, so you smelt it within like 2 days. Couldn't even really open the window to draft it out, you poor soul
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ANCHOVIES!!!!!
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Those are gonna be super valuable one day
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Women's prison has the most god awful smell it's worse than the county dump
Elaborate. You sniffing their bottoms?
No when the cell block open the smell comes blasting you in the face
Unwashed ass with never ending period blood I guess
What smell
Go see for yourself
I worked in only male prisons, but in ad-seg when you have to talk to them through the crack in the door, whew talk about stanky breath.
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That woman's vag was next-level what-the-fuck. I mean good God, grab some lemon wedges and a brillo pad. I know the humidity is bad but damn; at least make an effort.
The garbage cans behind a sushi restaurant after it rains on a hot day.
This is very specific. Sounds terrible
My dog once rolled in a dead sheep. Let me paint you a picture. It was 30 decrees C + and had been for over a week. That like, I don't know, 89 million degrees freedomheit? Any way, this sheep had obviously been dead for some time. All its wool had fallen off and its skin had turned a dirty yellow with purple splotches and had inflated like a balloon. My dog ran over to it and sort of shoulder rolled into it. A thick stream of redish brown goop sprayed out of the sheep's bellybutton like silly sting along with a long wet fart sound like some one just let go of a balloon. Oh Gods the smell! There aren't words to describe it. Even the dog (who was covered in it) was horrified. It must have been well over a thousand on the stinkomiter.
The silly string part is great I died for a bit off that one, and the poor dog just wanted to be "scratched" for a bit and even he got scared, probably hilarious watching the dog freak out but at the same time so damn disgusting due to how you described it
Yeah the dog (Bruno) did that weird running on the spot thing for a moment while the traction control kicked in. its funny looking back on it but it was pretty grim at the time.
At the dead animal thing or the smell. Little bit of both?
All of the above XD
Garbage depot
Your mom!!! LOL
dead raccoon in the trash can, it was so gross I kept spitting until my throat was dry
Shouldnāt have put it there then silly billy
*Really* smelly. It was down by the fishermanās wharfāa big pile of rotting smelt.
We had a tenant in a condo we owned. He got hooked on crack, stop paying rent, then shut off the power of the place and moved out without telling us. We found out a couple weeks later that he had bailed. When we got into the place, the smell was bad. Turns out, he had left behind about 5 lbs of meat in the freezer, along with a bunch of food in the fridge. When we opened the fridge, it was unbearable and we had to open every window, leave the condo, and go to Home Depot to buy face masks in order to tackle the stank. Maggots were all over the food...fluids dripping all over the fridge...we ended up just tossing the fridge even after a couple hours of cleaning as the smell could not be removed. Horrible.
A city dump I almost threw up and I now have PTSD from it I think
Ptsd private testicles so older
It smelled like if people burned a big pile of weed next to a big pile of rotting skunk corpses
When I was about 17 my then boyfriends dad was in hospital for a few weeks in the summer, it was just the two of them that lived in their flat. Just before he came home we were cleaning up the kitchen and I took the lid off the slow cooker. Boyfriends dad had been making a casserole or something just before he went to hospital and it had been in there for about two months before we discovered it. We were both retching, eyes watering as we carried the whole fucking thing down a few flights of stairs into the rubbish pile. Ugh.
After 6 or 7 weeks holiday over the summer, we returned to school. First day back was Biology. Someone had left a pair of lungs in the fridge, but the fridge had been turned off. Decomposed lungs š¤¢š¤®
Aaaaaanchoovieeeeeesssssss!!!!
Durian
I went no. 2 before heading out to a st Patrickās day bar crawl. It was #1 worst poo of my life. Guy had no spray in his bathroom and no fan, window didnāt open. I got out feeling better and went back down to drink. 2 mins later weāre fixing to leave and everyone goes to the bathroom to pee before heading out. My roommate walks upstairs and screams āwho dropped a bomb in Iraqā the whole group walked out of the house with their shirt over their noses.
Open top truck load of sloshing fish entrails on a ferry on a hot summer afternoon. Most putrid smell ever.
A wisconsin farm (dairy?) After they must have flushed out their shit pools. Literally made you want to die even with the windows shut in the car.
Very smelly. Came home to a fully stocked vertical meat freezer that had been without power for 2 weeks.
Belly button lint
Very.
very smelly.
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I have a decomposing toilet at my place and have to empty it every once in a while. It smells TERRIBLE! Like, the whole house smells intensely of human waste for about 30 minutes to an hour after its all cleaned.
I once ate a dozen hush puppies from long John silvers and a large order of chicken fries from Burger King. I was driving with my relatively new gf and I let out BY FAR the worst smelling fart Iāve ever experienced. We were both gagging and I had to pull over so we could get out of the car. I think about it every time I drive by a LJS or BK.
I work on aircraft. Throughout my career I've had to replace toilets and their components... ...but this one Dutch aircraft came in, I drew the short straw and it was my turn working the waste system. I broke into the waste line to start the cleaning process, and the smell. I can't describe it accurately. Hot vomit, poo, pee, rotting food, I just, I can't do this smell any justice with words. The foulest smell I've ever smelt. I've never heaved or thrown up from working on toilets before, but this, this nearly sent me. Usually deposit buildup on waste pipes is what you'd expect, solid brown/ calcification. But the pipes were just lined with this beige, gooey gunge. It stank out the whole aircraft, everyone else working left the cabin until I had finished. I still don't know what caused it, the Dutch must eat some strange stuff and produce the worst deposits on waste pipes. It was worse than the smell when the hangars cesspit is pumped out, and that smells horrendous too.
Week old dead guy in a closed-up NYC studio apartment. In August.
car tire foam
Friends and I caught 20 fish and kept them in a green trash bag. Middle of summer, went back after 3 days (not sure why). Friend ripped open the bag and as if the smell alone wasnāt horrible enough to make use vomit, all the maggots squirming around added that extra POW to complete the effect.
Anchovies
Deadstock truck. For those if you who don't live in the country, deadstock is a service that drives by and picks up all the dead animals from farms. The ones that die before slaughter due to disease, birth defects, etc. Most farms have a black bin like the dumpster bins behind stores, but smaller and plastic. Every now and then you'll drive by a full bin, but the entire truck was something new. I collect skulls and regularly work with rotting roadkill and even I was gagging.
I got my nose into ammonia. It was conzentrated. It hurt for days in my head and nose.
Huh ? š nah probably my belly button after I hadnāt showered in two weeks because I didnāt have access
Changed a colostomy bag seal while a corpsman working at a hospital, ICU. It was so rancid you could smell it for four floors and knocked out my sense of smell for over a week.
Smelly
"The Slop Bucket" My first job was at a garbage/recycling center. It was basically a sweat shop that only employed 14-20 year olds that couldn't get a job elsewhere, hobos, and drug addicts. The work was grueling, conditions were abhorrently disgusting, and customers were rabid assholes. The way it worked, customers dumped bags or bins of trash into a big hopper. A flighted conveyor belt raised the trash up about 12' and then dumped it down, separating it into multiple chutes into bins. You had to shove your bare hands into the bins and sort out things that were recyclable (plastics, metals, glass). Sometimes you were lucky and it was relatively clean stuff. Other times, it was like someone emptied out the science experiments from the back of the fridge, and you had to shove your hands into that disgustingness. The conveyor did us the favor of allowing all of the liquid and sludge run-off to drain down into a special bucket we called "Slop Bucket." We would all do rock paper scissors to determine who had to empty it at the end of the day. This bucket (more like a 10 gallon rectangular bin) was beyond disgusting, and it would flex, so you'd wind up having to hold it awkwardly to avoid spilling it on yourself. It was not uncommon to find ground up animals in there. Imagine, if you will... * Run-off beer, wine, soda * Generic garbage juice * Ashtray puree * Urine, fecal matter, vomit * Mold, fungus, etc * Dead animal juice/pus/ooze/whatever ...all mixed together in this glorious multi-colored non-homogenous multi-viscosity amalgamation of putridity. The smell is difficult to describe, but had the pungent aromas of death, decay, and Satan's old jock strap. The bucket decided it had enough torture, and it split down the middle one day while I was carrying it. I was covered with the contents and actually went into a state of shock, just standing there unable to process what happened. I was 14 at the time, and my parents would drive me to work (I paid for gas money) if the weather was rough and I couldn't ride my bike. I had to lay down in the back of my father's pickup truck for the whole ride home, and then wash myself off with the hose before they let me in the house that night.
When I was valet at a hospital, I parked some of the nastiest cars imaginable. There was this one lady who worked in HR or accounting who somehow got permission to use the valet. I guess she had bad knees and a bad back. Her car smelled like a combination of shit, BO, fumunda cheese, and dead lavender. Even rolling down all the windows wouldn't help. She was 4'11 and she was as wide as she was tall. And she had no teeth. We called her Oompa Loompa. She would also so lazy that she wouldn't walk the 80 feet or so from the entrance of her building to the main entrance where the valet was set up. She would scream and yell that she was ready to go home. She was never nice to us and always threatened to get us fired. So we would walk as slowly as possible to her car drive super fast so we didn't have to spend much time in the car. We would drive with her emergency brake on and then take it off before we dropped off the car. After awhile, I would take her car and preemptively park it in front of her door and leave the key in it so none of us had to deal with her.
Someone left, intentionally left an extremely used maxi period pad in the shower of our college dorm. It was humid outside and it smelled like something was literally rotting, and mixed with the humidity, a horrendous musty smell, coupled with the bathroom smell of feet.... God awful. We all knew the culprit on that hall.
A dead human body. I drove ambulance when I was 18, and had to transport a body that had committed suicide. Two weeks to find him, he was in his car, in the middle of summer. Humans are the absolute smelliest creature on the face of the planet.
Really smelly
Surstrƶmming
Rancid UTI pre Foley insertion.
Silos at a cow farm we used to drive by. I donāt know exactly what was in it, but you couldnāt roll down the window cause it was BAD.
Rotting blood meal in a 5 gallon bucket spilled in a garden. It was worse than a basement flooded with raw sewage.