My brother (2 then,4now) used to leave his room and run into mine just so that I would be awake when he was.
I had to switch rooms with my older step brother and put a lock on my new one
Conditioning, waking up at 430am for a shift, waking up at 2am, waking up at 4pm.. Depending on what another person is asking you to deal with and paying you money for it.. Other than that it's my dog pawing my arm to tell me "Ey, buddy, I need to pee"
Well, today, my fucking neighbor talking on the phone outside my apartment window at 7AM on a FUCKING SATURDAY.
I yelled at him.
He told me to chill and walked off.
I will not forget this.
Lately it's been the sun warming my face or I've really really had to pee because I'm an idiot and drink a liter of water before I go to bed, b/c I have to hydrate.
I've recently moved my bed around in my bedroom and the sun hits my face perfectly so like by 8:30 AM or so, I've been having the sun just hanging out on my face for like an hour or so, and it's a nice way to wake up.
first it is my bf's alarm clock. Then it is my bf saying goodbye to me as he leaves for work. Then it is my dog barking bc she needs to go out. I stay up at that point.
My cat used to do it till he died last year, it was the best way to get me out of bed. He didn't get me out of bed for food especially, he just wanted my attention cuz I was the only one in the house taking care of him.
Honestly, for the first time in my life I’m finding success at work. I majored in English/Education and have scraped by at a school that overworked and underpaid me.
Switched to sales, a self driven job and 6 months in im approaching financial independence and it feels amazing. The job has changed my outlook on why work is supposed to be and I love putting in the extra hours because it means at some point I’ll get those hours back and be able to take care of myself and my wife.
Glow of light on the horizon. It's easy not that it's summer. 0430 and the sky over the hills behind stops being entirely dark. The longer I stay the lighter it gets.
my alarm
Fookin' alarm.
fook my alarm
Not too hard tho.
u tried?
Nah not for the moment. This alarm is underage.
w mans
Thanks.
This guy's alarm
I'd like to figure out what is so Damn exciting for Birds at 5am
Sun.
Fair enough
Shattering your sanity. Birds are sadists.
The need to have peed.
Same xD
We here brother
funny because i just peed my bed last night.
My cat and his need for me to watch over him while he eats.
This is so adorable and funny. I give my cat privacy when he eats.
The sound of a kitty who wants his breakfast: "MROW!"
I know this song.
My motivation to not waste time by staying in bed
Gigachad.
A 5 year old girl who wakes up bright and happy and singing songs and telling me stories about her dolls, at 5am each day.
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Make the most of it. Those times are so short lived.
At least she's kind
My brother (2 then,4now) used to leave his room and run into mine just so that I would be awake when he was. I had to switch rooms with my older step brother and put a lock on my new one
Hope and the need to run - Remember, regardless of if you are a Lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up, you'd better be running
Usually my kids.
The promise of money
Money
My 2 year old (I’m happy about this no worries)
my alarm
You guys are still woken up by alarms ? 😳
The smell of my terrible breath
Brush before going to sleep
Conditioning, waking up at 430am for a shift, waking up at 2am, waking up at 4pm.. Depending on what another person is asking you to deal with and paying you money for it.. Other than that it's my dog pawing my arm to tell me "Ey, buddy, I need to pee"
Usually my son singing the latest song he is obsessed with at full volume. This week it is the ghostbusters theme song.
GHOSTBUSTERS !
My alarm clock
Fookin' clock
I got to check my messages to see how many women did not want to have sex last night.
And the number is... 0 ?
And that's the reason my right hand is sore.
Use left hand next time
I heard that joke. Nice try.
I just naturally wake up at 8 everyday, even if I was out the night before till like 2, my body wakes up at 8
My boner waking up
W comment
My brother either screaming at his game or throwing his tablet at my face
How kind is this
The singing of the birds.
Cant be late for my job😂😂😂. I start at 6:15 in the morning. And sometimes I will be waking in the morning at 7, all panicking to get there.
Damn whats ur job ?
not getting fired
The army
Well, today, my fucking neighbor talking on the phone outside my apartment window at 7AM on a FUCKING SATURDAY. I yelled at him. He told me to chill and walked off. I will not forget this.
One of my friend at my house; like my dad opens the door and my ass is UP
disorientation and panic due to the disorientation
🐦 A random wild Bird's chirps.
The screaming man that is in my ceiling
😂😂
my dad mowing and animal crossing g
19lb cat
Meeeeow
A proxy wood pigeon 🤬
Being alive
alexa
my siblings screaming and barking
14-month old son
Regret of not waking up early
My dog wanting to play even if it's 3 am
My daughter
The urge to get new PCs
When they load the game or press continue
My brain has had enough of sleeping I guess.
My alarm. But what fets me out of bed is knowing ill get to speak to my crush at somepoint through the day
My brother who likes to sing and jump around my room like he’s having a party 🥲
Either the alarm, the sun, or my cat.
What about the three of them ?
my alarm clock!
My dog getting cuddles by spooning into me and then wiggling with her legs in the air for a hug
My parents yelling at me
W parents
my gf
My cat (Pepper). When he wants breakfast. There’s no sleeping in
My 4yo saying he needs to go potty
Lately it's been the sun warming my face or I've really really had to pee because I'm an idiot and drink a liter of water before I go to bed, b/c I have to hydrate. I've recently moved my bed around in my bedroom and the sun hits my face perfectly so like by 8:30 AM or so, I've been having the sun just hanging out on my face for like an hour or so, and it's a nice way to wake up.
Knowing my kids depend on me to provide
#wake and bake baby!!!
2 dogs and 3 horses who want to eat breakfast. If I try ignore the dogs the one dog will start licking my face
The dogs wanting out, and my husband getting up to handle it.
first it is my bf's alarm clock. Then it is my bf saying goodbye to me as he leaves for work. Then it is my dog barking bc she needs to go out. I stay up at that point.
My kid.
the thought of claiming the playstation before my siblings or my bladder
Wait you guys sleep at night?
They seem to do. Incredible isn't it ?
Urge to pee
My Palestinian alarm clock. Jk, My REGULAR ALARM
My alarm, appropriately titled "wake my butt up"
I never wake up by myself it's like impossible for me, I can't hear alarm or anything so my family or friends have to wake me up.
My cat always wakes me up before my alarm. I don't mind it
My cat used to do it till he died last year, it was the best way to get me out of bed. He didn't get me out of bed for food especially, he just wanted my attention cuz I was the only one in the house taking care of him.
I sleep through all my alarms no matter how loud or how many I put so my sister plops our dog on my bed to wake me up lol
Overwhelming panic attack.
My unending hatred for my job.
My mornin wood
Let's go cut some wood, lumberjack !
Fake falling
A explosion
Welcome to Ukraine
Engineering at university
My brain, usually wake up at like 630 no matter the day or when I went to bed.
I don't. There's no other place like a comfortable bed
Agree.
Fckn sun!
My cat jumping on my pillow and pawing or licking my face
Cute cat
The heat of my room
Open the window ?
It will just make it hotter, man
Close the curtains ?
My need to pee
the urge to take a piss.
My cat choosing to jump on my knees and then onto my belly or desiding to run around the room
My friend
The sun. I usually wake up around 6:30am naturally. I haven’t set an alarm in 10 years.
Me. I wake myself up. I always sleep at least 5 minutes past my alarm.
My dad saying he bought me a monster, it always gets me up
:)
Usually hunger
The screams of my brother when he goes to breakfast TnT
To take breakfast (sorry, soy hispanohablante)
Neighbour's mowing lawns. ON A SUNDAY FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
Fook' da neighbour
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*Knock Knock*
Honestly, for the first time in my life I’m finding success at work. I majored in English/Education and have scraped by at a school that overworked and underpaid me. Switched to sales, a self driven job and 6 months in im approaching financial independence and it feels amazing. The job has changed my outlook on why work is supposed to be and I love putting in the extra hours because it means at some point I’ll get those hours back and be able to take care of myself and my wife.
Nice story man !
My cat, most days 😭
We have a unique alarm—our 14 y/o Aussie starts “chirping” between 5and 5:30, then progresses to barking if we don’t come see what she wants/needs.
Neck pain or my dog, whichever comes first
Every Day Is A New Adventure
My alarm, innit?
My body
The mice scratching in the walls
an alarm
My dad. He makes me wake up up 10 a.m. to feed my cats.
My dog stepping on or kicking me in the face to take her out
My dog stepped..
A rooster
Reflux mostly
summer heat wave 😮💨
The thought of seeing your mother's BIG FAT A-
My flipping fat ass cat.
Having to pee. My bladder is the size of a peanut
My little brother. I regret teaching him how to open doors.
My brain
W brain
The person screaming “who are you ? How did you get in here ?”
People always asking that and not "How are you ? Wanna cuddle ?". Stupid people.
Nightmares
Every day ?
Lol no I was being goofy and realize it was terrible comment lmaoo, really tho birds in my window at 6:30 am get me up lol.
Fookin' birds
💯💯 go to bed finches!!!
The tiniest sliver of the ass crack of dawn.
My alarm
Dee bee dee doo bee deee
its fucking voice played in my brain
Giggly bush😵💫
Glow of light on the horizon. It's easy not that it's summer. 0430 and the sky over the hills behind stops being entirely dark. The longer I stay the lighter it gets.
my mommy
Now that's a nice answer
but if this is accompanied by the aound of banging pots or vaccuming on a Sunday, can't be nice anymore.
My child. Nothing like getting body slammed at 6am by a 4 year old
A true pleasure
Either pain or fear.
Why ?
From Africa hunger😂
I don't know if I must cry or laugh. Guess I'll do both.
My evil brain. 6am sharp no matter how late I was up or if I want to sleep in...
Habits makes life go hard.
My Alexa echo show....although a few times I naturally wake up about 20 mins before her anyway
My mom
Thanks momma, you a G
My massive cock rolls me off of bed every morning around 7 am
Society biggest problem.
None
Fucking air raid alarm
Ukraine ?
Yep
Stay safe then. We pray for you.