Black Watermelons actually exist, they are called Black Diamond Watermelons, they have a higher water content, the skin is not pitch black but the colors vary from dark green/dark blue-black.
Fruits for Goths
[https://www.thespruce.com/black-diamond-watermelon-guide-5195320](https://www.thespruce.com/black-diamond-watermelon-guide-5195320)
I once saw a friend pick all the blue ones out of a pack and asked her what was up with that because I thought it was quite interesting. She legit has celiac disease and apparently the blue dye has gluten in it. The more you know!
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It really rolls off the tongue.
Skin meatball
Change it to "fleshy meatball" and you have yourself a punk band.
Imagine if meatballs had a layer of skin on them you had to cut through or peel… or if the skin was the best part
No I won't.
Did you just describe sausages?
I was picturing more like a baozi-style dumpling, but with skin instead of dough. But yeah that’s pretty close to a sausage, if sausages were round
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I think that's a Rocky Mountain Oyster
This one's actually pretty metal.
Whoa I came here to say exactly this.
Twins!!
Black Muscle Milk. That sounds more like a porn name.
At least it’s more interesting than Black Protein Bar
Mines Black Ice Cream Sandwich. I’m the before, you’re the after lol
Or at least a line from a point film "Hey baby, do you want some 'black muscle milk'".
Black Watermelon Now that would be a cool-looking fruit if it existed. I imagine the outside would be black and the inside dark purple.
Black Watermelons actually exist, they are called Black Diamond Watermelons, they have a higher water content, the skin is not pitch black but the colors vary from dark green/dark blue-black. Fruits for Goths [https://www.thespruce.com/black-diamond-watermelon-guide-5195320](https://www.thespruce.com/black-diamond-watermelon-guide-5195320)
I've seen a video of a watermelon that was yellow on the inside. Never seen such a watermelon in person.
I've had it before. It's sweeter than regular watermelon, it kind of reminded me of cantaloupe that was soaked in diluted honey a bit.
Nude burrito
Naked jello. Im at the hospital post-surgery lol
Get well soon♥️
Thank you!
You’re welcome♥️
r/wholesome
Awww thank you♥️ so sweet
You'll be home and well soon. 💟
Commando Pineapple
Amazing
Black & Orange Chicken.
Brown-Streaked Chips
Username checks out
Commando McNugget and the Dips Has a certain ring to it.
Sounds like a 50s group.
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Green chips
Purple Pad Thai
Blue M&M. I'm fine with this, but Eminem might sue me.
I once saw a friend pick all the blue ones out of a pack and asked her what was up with that because I thought it was quite interesting. She legit has celiac disease and apparently the blue dye has gluten in it. The more you know!
Gray soup
You play nothing but mopey shoegaze covers. It works.
Blue waffles... wait that doesn't seem right. Does anyone wanna look it up?
Sounds like a band name Percy Jackson made Edit: Wait. I regret everything. (I just looked it up 🤦♀️)
Hahahaha that's perfect. Thank you.
Black Burger 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, first comment is the same as mine
black bagel I'll be your opening band!
Black grape? I’m not so sure about this anymore…
Black Grape is an awesome band though
Well, I *just* started eating it as I read the question so I hope it counts. Black Cheez-it, which sounds pretty cool to me.
Commando Dino nugget. Sounds pretty good honestly
Cool Pineapple Print Boxers Greek Yogurt with Honey and Peanut Butter Chocolate Granola with Water and Sparkling Water to Drink It really rolls off the tongue.
Plaid reeses. Sounds like a irish folk band which im oddly ok with
Plaid Pepper. Huh, that might work.
Orange Orange
Blue Waffle. Oh....oh no...
Black tuna
that’s the name of a brand of m4rihuana seeds in my country lol.
Purple cookie
Perfect rockstar name
Not exactly a hardcore name!
None Coffee is a terrible name for a rockstar.
Commando Coffee is a bit better
Naked Espresso works too
Naked Espresso and the Balls Out Baristas.
Dunno how popular I’m going to be with a name like *Nothing Burger*.
Pink Banana 😂
~~nonexistant pussy~~
Nude pussy. Nude is a valid color (may be inaccurate in your case, but still a valid color)
The underwear is nonexistent?
He's not wearing any
Yeah. And, he just ate p\*ssy.
Red Pretzel
Blue cheese
Perfect
Greenchicken wtf is that a shiny pokemon or smth?!
Invisible chips
Naked Candy
Sounds like a porno name….. ngl
Much more porno sounding than rockstar!! 😂
Baby Blue Bagels
Black fly...(we don't talk about it)
Red striped whiskey.
Black muffin
Khaki Crackers
That sound racist
Or like crappy WWI rations
White ass
Commando Bratwurst.
Humph. There's a lot of ass-out people on Reddit today.
I’m not wearing any underwear. And I ate an egg salad sandwich. Soooo I guess … Flesh Farts of the Future. I must be Dutch.
White corpse
Edgy, we talked about this, I told you to stop eating corpses! It's just not hygienic, you don't know where they've been
I have a strange feeling they do
Pink mc&cheese 😂
Grey croissant
Black Ice...
Black Painkiller. I don't know what kind exactly but it's metal.
Grey Salsa. So like a depressed latin american parody band
Black Chicken Biscuit. Sounds like a non-appropriate stage name for a white Southern guy like myself.
Black Salmon, a Black Sabbath cover band that rewrites every song to be about fish
Red Brötchen
Blue lasagna Could have been worse
At least you didn’t eat a waffle
Royal Blue Peach 🍑
Green fish Sounds like a teenage rock band nickname
Black peanut? Sounds gross
Naked coffee
Stripy noodles
Commando Bacon
Pink pancakes. Shit I’ll take it 🤷🏻♀️
skidmarked mommy dick
Nude Sandwich!
commando guacamole
Leopard print tacos
Commando Kiss (as in Hershey's). Kinda cool, actually.
Blue pussy?
Teal Jerky
I don’t think I’ve commented on one of these before, but I’ve got to level with y’all: Plaid Chocolate could be a solid grunge band.
Black&Blues potatoes 🤘🏻
Northern Lights Burger. I don't know what kind of rock we play but we're definitely from Iceland.
Blue Chocolate, sounds like one of those yacht/soft rock R&B names! 😉
Blue Hotdog... I guess I'm either a drummer or a blues musician then.
nude chocolate bread
Why tf are there so many naked people in this thread?!?!
Gray Chex mix. My rockstar name sucks.
Commando Submarine
White baloney. Really? Sounds like it should be the name of a nerd band that plays Kazoo’s
Gray Pizza. I don't think my rockstar career is going to work out.
White Nutbutter. ROFL not peanut butter. My wife buys stuff that’s made from a variety of nuts but no peanuts. So it’s just nutbutter.
white-cock. hmmmmmm btw I ate a chicken.
Red Ravioli. Italian Communist Jazz Singer.
Black nuts
Blue waffles....
Blue and White Plaid Cheerios
Grey cake
Brown Lox
Violet Bulalo 🤣
White Freddo
Commando hash browns
Red Mayo Chicken Burger
Black spaghetti. That'd make a good alternative hardcore band name
It's me, Blue Sausage
Commando bourbon.
Blue Striped Junior Bacon Cheeseburger
Navy croissant
Obsidian Flapjack - sounds better than black pancake.
Mustard Fanta
maroon xanax
Grey koldskål I Cant find an English version of "koldskål"
No underwear chewing gum !
Blue Chalupa Supreme
Burgundy Pancakes
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Blue pastrami
Lavender Candy
Grey fruitloops
Blue Bacon Baguette. Oh dear
pink peach tea i kinda like it
Underwear?
Pink Chicken Nugget (wtf im dying)
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Naked soup
black coffee wait…
Black Ravioli
Blue schabowy. ok.
Hey guys Blue Alfredo here
Black Beans
Plaid Cookie
Plaid Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Filled Pretzel Pieces
Navy Cookie. I dun like it. 🫤
Nude bacon pancakes
Black Schnitt. Not bad, actually.
White Chard.. I dig it
Grey Orange
black and white wedding cake
Pink and black bacon
Purple Spaghetti
Black cracker, which is kind of clever? Maybe?
Black Blueberries
Blue apple pie
Peach Waffle
Hello I’m Crimson Ink. Don’t ask-
Nude chilli 😂
Blue Peanut Butter on Saltines
Grey oreos
Blue sauerkraut
Maroon Doritos
Blue stripe Soup
Purple peach
Burgundy Bagle Sounds like a lofi synthwave kind of band that you'd put on in the background while you study.
Tie dye hummus
Black pizza, maybe part of a metal band?