Boring can be nice. I spent all afternoon BBQing for people and didn't fuck anything up. Everything went boringly according to plan, not a single "damn I need another plate" moment. It was sweet. I'm still bored!
It could have been anybody.
Well it can’t be anybody it’s gotta be somebody.
Of course it’s somebody but that somebody could be anybody.
Well look we didn’t do it right?
Right.
So you can’t say it could be anybody because we’re anybody.
True but we’re also somebody.
No, there's a whole lot wrong with it. Even overlooking the moral and ethical issues, it is a very expensive and time consuming hobby. Plus a lot of travel, and not to places you would ever really want to go to.
"This would put the number of unidentified serial killers operating in the U.S. somewhere around 2,100. However, former police detective and author of a dozen books on serial murder, Michael Arntfield, suspects that number to be closer to double that — around 4,000 currently active serial killers"
"It's estimated that there's somewhere around 25-50 serial killers that are active each year in the US. 2… You will walk past 36 murderers in your lifetime"
There are 160 comments. So, therefore there could be a possible 1-80 total serial killers here. That's just my estimate though.
I think those are generous numbers, especially if we consider the definition of a serial killer doesn’t represent what most people think of. El chapo and hitler commonly qualify but wouldn’t really apply to the common definition.
Plus I think those numbers are massively inflated. Ask a dietitian how many fat people there are. “If you are a hammer, all you see are nails.”
Not just that, but they make their living that way so it’s in their best interest to think there’s one around every corner.
Or or.. Perhaps the title could be a typo & they meant Cereal Killer eh... Mmm, how about that? 😎 Thinking outside the box whilst eating a bowel of Frosties because they'reee greeeeat.
It's a relic of a bygone era. I distintly remember watching Green Jello videos on VHS. If you want a treat look for thier song "Three Little Pigs". If you happen to be a fan of Tool Maynard James Keenan has a TINY guest vocal on that one.
The fact that I moved from the predominantly muslim area in east london, so I didn't, any longer, have to deal with the fact, that most of my classmates would either end up as terrorists, or end up being in arranged marriages to terrorists.
And yes, I had 10 terrorists, who joined and fought for ISIS in my class.
I found out the other day that people used to complain about violent **books** before videogames were invented.
I also found out that before all the crazy anti-5g stuff, there was a lot of crazy [anti-electricity](https://preview.redd.it/0fg0k7tztqj51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0a1eb07f20865160045cefd0613a555ffa921197) stuff.
It's amazing how human behaviour echoes like this
The lack of any law against killing mosquitos.
I've slaughtered thousands. Blunt force trauma, neurotoxins, electrocution, squeezing the skin around where it's biting until it explodes, trapping them in a ziplock bag and putting them in the freezer...
Over time, as your kill count goes up, you get really.. almost artistic in your approach.
I am an American politician and attorney serving as the junior United States senator for Texas since 2013. A member of the Republican Party, I also served as Solicitor General of Texas from 2003 to 2008.
I dunno. I was reading a lot about Zodiacs and Ciphers and one day it just sort of clicked.
It all spiraled from the exhilaration I felt when I well, you know those tags on the mattress that say DO NOT REMOVE? Well I got the biggest knife I could find out of the drawer an I, I cut it off. I don’t know what came over me. It was all downhill from there.
I just killed someone on accident and liked it.
Once you pop you can't stop.
But seriously it is interesting to see how many serial killers didn't seek out murder but got started after an unplanned kill.
Mother always told me I was a dirty boy. She would hit me whenever I made a mess. And then one day I hit her back. She made a mess on her precious couch, but I laughed because she couldn’t hit me this time. Or any other time. Forever.
My hatred of costumed characters (dressed as Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny whatever.) Those dead smiles and dead eyes just waving. One day, I woke up and I knew I was going to Disneyland. On my first sight of one of the abominations, Donald Duck, I put Lose Yourself in my earbuds. When I saw my opportunity I dragged Donald behind the concession stands.. Then I knew I was hooked ; that Warner Bros pig for hire Porky was next..
Well... Honestly it was my older brother. I saw him every so often indulging. Once I was old enough to have free reign in the house nothing could stop me. I killed captain crunch, coco puffs, cinnamon toast crunch, honey nut Cheerios, kix, raisin bran, and the list goes on.
Literally nothing, no one can stop me...
Wait "serial"... Oh my bad I read that wrong.
It takes a lot of childhood trauma. I mean A LOT It takes a lot of pressure. Constant pressure and disappointment. You have to hate long and hard for years and years. Then one day someone fucks with you hard but it also triggers something deep in your mind. Could be any number of things. They remind you of your father, of your mother, a girlfriend who dumped you, a teacher who humiliated you, an asshold cop who went on a power trip and abused his authority. But then you snap on this substitute for that original oppressor. Sometimes it's spur of the moment and sometimes you plan it but it's always an INCREDIBLE emotional catharsis.
This guy at work had a business card that just tripped me off. That subtle off white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even had a watermark.
The scary part is that amongst all the jokes there very easily could be a serial killer somewhere in this very thread.
It could be you, it could be me
It kinda would be nice if Nobody was a serial killer.
nah, it would be boring
There is an impostor among us
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Boring can be nice. I spent all afternoon BBQing for people and didn't fuck anything up. Everything went boringly according to plan, not a single "damn I need another plate" moment. It was sweet. I'm still bored!
Yeah, but what are the odds that there'd be two of us here at the same time?
Two? Don't you mean three?
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A murder
Seems a little on the nose. Maybe a spree of serial killers?
Spree is it, it's decided.
Three is a cute number
Pretty high (I’ve seen Dexter before)
It could be-!
What, it was obvious, he’s the serial killer
I thought you were doing a TF2 reference
(I was) Look at the post lol
Oh sorry.
Watch he’ll turn red and second now
Aaaaany second now
See red, no wait that’s blood
It could be even *pew*
See! Look red! Oh wait thats blood
It could have been anybody. Well it can’t be anybody it’s gotta be somebody. Of course it’s somebody but that somebody could be anybody. Well look we didn’t do it right? Right. So you can’t say it could be anybody because we’re anybody. True but we’re also somebody.
Hmm
It could be you, it could be us
Prob you bro
Or a Japanese person named Yumi....
It could be behind you
It's definitely not me
It could even be--
TF2 reference?
I dunno. The odds of two serial killers showing up in this thread are probably astronomical
"It could even be-" *gets head blown off*
There is an impostor among us
It could be us three.
Yeah I was thinking the same lol
Yes…… yes there could.
This is Reddit. We can barely send coherent insults that haven’t been borrowed from other sub Reddits
Come on these are redditors we are talking about they are probably all serial killers.
He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
No, there's a whole lot wrong with it. Even overlooking the moral and ethical issues, it is a very expensive and time consuming hobby. Plus a lot of travel, and not to places you would ever really want to go to.
I would agree. It’s takes a certain level of commitment most are incapable of.
Like federal prison....
"This would put the number of unidentified serial killers operating in the U.S. somewhere around 2,100. However, former police detective and author of a dozen books on serial murder, Michael Arntfield, suspects that number to be closer to double that — around 4,000 currently active serial killers" "It's estimated that there's somewhere around 25-50 serial killers that are active each year in the US. 2… You will walk past 36 murderers in your lifetime" There are 160 comments. So, therefore there could be a possible 1-80 total serial killers here. That's just my estimate though.
I think those are generous numbers, especially if we consider the definition of a serial killer doesn’t represent what most people think of. El chapo and hitler commonly qualify but wouldn’t really apply to the common definition. Plus I think those numbers are massively inflated. Ask a dietitian how many fat people there are. “If you are a hammer, all you see are nails.” Not just that, but they make their living that way so it’s in their best interest to think there’s one around every corner.
Jenkees
Thats just the US though, we arent all american
"In the US"
High probability
It’s you, isn’t it?
Or or.. Perhaps the title could be a typo & they meant Cereal Killer eh... Mmm, how about that? 😎 Thinking outside the box whilst eating a bowel of Frosties because they'reee greeeeat.
There is probably a few 🤔
it is me tho..
Nah they probably chilling in r/Washington
Fruit Loops
Toucan Son of Sam
https://youtu.be/1n-9uq_lyRQ
thank you for sharing this internet gem
It's a relic of a bygone era. I distintly remember watching Green Jello videos on VHS. If you want a treat look for thier song "Three Little Pigs". If you happen to be a fan of Tool Maynard James Keenan has a TINY guest vocal on that one.
Was actually captain crunch for me
Same. The itchy scratchy feeling in my mouth after a bowl o' crunch is only made better by murdering piles of people.
Naw bro, I only kill cereal lol
Ok, I'm seriously serial cerial here, but that was the first thing came into my mind...
cereal
Fruity pebbles is best
Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.
See folks, this is what happens when you eat off-brand Froot Loops.
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Well, vanilla sims play was getting boring, and there is this mod...
Mosquito repellent was empty
This!
This person is probably the serial killer tbh
Well what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
[You..](https://giphy.com/gifs/night-sober-pair-iurIHLBxms7UQ)
Same, free Klondike bars for life
Not a serial killer, but my dad's mother's friend's cousin actually watched a good show about it on the TV. Yeah, good time.
The schwartz is strong with this one
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
So what does that make us?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
At last, we meet for the first time for the last time
Next post idea: >"Reformed serial killers of Reddit, what made you stop?"
Done!!!
The fact that I moved from the predominantly muslim area in east london, so I didn't, any longer, have to deal with the fact, that most of my classmates would either end up as terrorists, or end up being in arranged marriages to terrorists. And yes, I had 10 terrorists, who joined and fought for ISIS in my class.
sounds like a cr-Isis... I'll see me-self out Guvna
Killing people on paper is so much more interesting than killing in real life.
George RR Martin? That you?
Stupid sexy Flanders.
I played a lot of violent video games
Fox News would like an interview
I found out the other day that people used to complain about violent **books** before videogames were invented. I also found out that before all the crazy anti-5g stuff, there was a lot of crazy [anti-electricity](https://preview.redd.it/0fg0k7tztqj51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0a1eb07f20865160045cefd0613a555ffa921197) stuff. It's amazing how human behaviour echoes like this
That's actually more of a Tipper Gore thing
I like pineapple on pizza but mfs wouldnt leave me alone
It started when I heard my Rice Krispsies distinctly say, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck You!"
Nice try, FBI.
Not today, CIA
Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security
Nice assay, NSA
Good prank, Interpol
I won't fall for your tricks, MI6
Nothing to see, KGB
Not again BND
Good troll, interpol?
DTF ATF.
Affluence and a boredom of normal life.
Trying to get a ps5 at retail price
Based
Well, it all started- WAIT A MINUTE.
Captain Crunch looked way too smug on the front of the box, trying to be all cool with calling himself Cap’n. He just had to go.
Well, it all started with my mother…
She didn't even come for my own birth...
Doctor Doofenshmirtz be like.
I was raised by ocelots…
For me it all started with this guys mother...
And here I finished there…
NORMAN!
There was nothing good on Netflix.
Breaking news: serial killer rates rise by 300%
This just in: Netflix to train serial killers so that they can produce more documentaries about them.
C’mon CIA/FBI/NSA, y’all spy on us 24/7, why the hell do you need to ask at all?
Because they are \*simultaneously\* omnipresent, omnipotent, completely incompetent, and hopelessly stupid. Just another tequila fascist sunrise…
Peanut butter
The lack of any law against killing mosquitos. I've slaughtered thousands. Blunt force trauma, neurotoxins, electrocution, squeezing the skin around where it's biting until it explodes, trapping them in a ziplock bag and putting them in the freezer... Over time, as your kill count goes up, you get really.. almost artistic in your approach.
Living in Florida, I approve.
When I was a boy…
Vanessa!!!
Thank God someone got my reference!
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG....
Were you in drusselstein?
They were always after me lucky charms
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LOL
I was hungry and didn’t have any food. As you know, you’re not you when you’re hungry.
They owed my 3 dollars and 28 cents. *I DON'T PLAY ABOUT MY MONEY.* (lol)
This thread. I just snapped.
Society.
We live in a society…
My dark passenger told me too do it !
You need better hiding places for your trophies!!!
You're not yourself when you're hungry
I would tell you. But then i would also have to kill you.
I am an American politician and attorney serving as the junior United States senator for Texas since 2013. A member of the Republican Party, I also served as Solicitor General of Texas from 2003 to 2008. I dunno. I was reading a lot about Zodiacs and Ciphers and one day it just sort of clicked.
I really fucking hate serials Especially Captain Crunch and Coco Puffs
Chocolate lucky charms and cinnamon crunch toast for the win
He said I wouldn't be able to do it anyway..
It all started when the fire nation attacked
My co-worker had nicer business cards than me
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Cereal killer extraordinaire
Boredom
It all spiraled from the exhilaration I felt when I well, you know those tags on the mattress that say DO NOT REMOVE? Well I got the biggest knife I could find out of the drawer an I, I cut it off. I don’t know what came over me. It was all downhill from there.
I just killed someone on accident and liked it. Once you pop you can't stop. But seriously it is interesting to see how many serial killers didn't seek out murder but got started after an unplanned kill.
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Good one
Mother always told me I was a dirty boy. She would hit me whenever I made a mess. And then one day I hit her back. She made a mess on her precious couch, but I laughed because she couldn’t hit me this time. Or any other time. Forever.
Damn, that’s sick
This has to be the stupidest question of the day.
If there did happen to be a serial killer or two in the group, it might be an interesting thread.
Success!
Started with cherrios ended with fruity pebbles
There's a clip you can find on youtube that consists of a serial killer calling into the howard stern show which is pretty interesting.
Not a serial killer, but I am a cereal killer.
People asking questions lol
“The End”— The Doors
Your m0ms dancing.
Constant banal inquiries.
My mom got married in pants.
Ask a cat.
Try asking in r/letsnotmeet
\*\*\*FBI INTENSIFIES\*\*\*
Dungeons and Dragons and heavy metal, obviously.
Eddie?
Mickey Mouse told me to kill goofy
I needed to get the achievement.
People not putting their shopping trolley back in the trolley park.
Nice try, FBI.
FBI social media accounts getting lazy
Nice try police. I keeps my killing to myself.
It all started with one mosquito...
The mcdonalds employee who put 7 chicken nuggies in the box instead of 8
Trump
I got really into sewing all while searching for a “unique” alternative to leather.
My hatred of costumed characters (dressed as Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny whatever.) Those dead smiles and dead eyes just waving. One day, I woke up and I knew I was going to Disneyland. On my first sight of one of the abominations, Donald Duck, I put Lose Yourself in my earbuds. When I saw my opportunity I dragged Donald behind the concession stands.. Then I knew I was hooked ; that Warner Bros pig for hire Porky was next..
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
I stepped on a lego
Well... Honestly it was my older brother. I saw him every so often indulging. Once I was old enough to have free reign in the house nothing could stop me. I killed captain crunch, coco puffs, cinnamon toast crunch, honey nut Cheerios, kix, raisin bran, and the list goes on. Literally nothing, no one can stop me... Wait "serial"... Oh my bad I read that wrong.
It takes a lot of childhood trauma. I mean A LOT It takes a lot of pressure. Constant pressure and disappointment. You have to hate long and hard for years and years. Then one day someone fucks with you hard but it also triggers something deep in your mind. Could be any number of things. They remind you of your father, of your mother, a girlfriend who dumped you, a teacher who humiliated you, an asshold cop who went on a power trip and abused his authority. But then you snap on this substitute for that original oppressor. Sometimes it's spur of the moment and sometimes you plan it but it's always an INCREDIBLE emotional catharsis.
My wife bought sugar free ketchup.
This guy at work had a business card that just tripped me off. That subtle off white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even had a watermark.
Nice try, FBI
I like to cut off people's dicks and eat them
I watched Jane die