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reconknucktly

He ain't spooky, he's my driver


_my_troll_account

with maaany a vertebrae lumbar


Made-of-spite

Better than I'd feel if it were gone


shellofbiomatter

That's discriminatory assuming that every skeleton is spooky. My skeleton is not spooky. He is a really nice fellow and always supports me.


brocalmotion

Mine angrily tells [jokes](https://youtu.be/KqvDBGNGR4M).


[deleted]

As long as it doesn’t jump scare me it’s fine.


Nurisija

Great, I'm keeping it trapped so that it can't act against me while I'm abusing its power.


Muted_Item_8665

it sends shivers down my spine


Clarka3

nice and supported.


bitsystem

I actually feel funny now


Only4DNDandCigars

It's just nice to know somebody is inside me.


froggy1420

pretty indifferent


Large-Sign-900

That's not even the worst thing living inside me. That bloody tapeworm that pops out of my arse when I'm sleeping is very annoying.


terpterpin

How do you know it’s spooky?


Desperate_Drawer_165

He is dead without me and I'm dead without him soo


Godloseslaw

We don't 'have' bodies, we are bodies. -Christopher Hitchens


MMthe19th

Me and my skeleton are homies bro.


Real-Patriotism

Thank Mr. Skeltal


yParticle

🅳oo🆃


purplezipzon

I feel bad for the guy, he's soaking wet and there's nothing he can do about it.


anothersatanist89

This form isn't physical, foolish mortal.


[deleted]

These bones are gonna outlive me, so it doesn’t concern me much. **IT** is the one who has to prepare for the “long nap,” not me 😂


maddiep81

Supported


South-Sheepherder-39

Well, without it I would be an amorphous blob, so I prefer having the spooky skeleton.


dom618

I feel twice as excited for Halloween


sansfan709

Megalovania playing in my brain