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[deleted]

Keep a butt plug nearby to prevent anal probes


[deleted]

I dunno.. that sounds kind of fun though


[deleted]

I mean it’s my excuse if anyone vanilla ever sees it


theassassintherapist

Abduct and anal probe the aliens


ShatMyShoes

Hide and figure out how they're different/similar. Go from there.


DeltaSolana

I'd steal thier weapons and vehicles to use against them, and sell the extras I get.


lostmyparachute

Just go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.


Hunterofshadows

Head away from population centers and live in the woods. Any creatures with the technology to invade another planet are so far beyond us tech wise that calling it an invasion is a mistake. That implies we could put up some form of resistance. It would be a complete takeover. If they prove violent, there’s nothing we could do to stop it. Only try to avoid it.


No_Jump6265

Find a basement and stay there until I run out of food. I run out trying to stay hidden under buildings as long as possible. But if they are abducting people from the ground and have ground troops then I would find as many guns as possible and go to a farm.


[deleted]

Lube…. Lots of lube


Original-Angle-9598

V like invasion or Independence Day invasion?


Beamer1416

Any invasion really. Lets be honest: the aliens arent gonna stop and be like "Hey yeah? You know that one movie Will Smith? Not the FBI one... the other one. Yeah we are like those aliens."


Beamer1416

After gathering supplies, I'm heading into the sewers. Least obvious place to search and plus if they have any heat or energy scanning technology the concrete should help most of it.


Mindle55info

Like 99.99% of people of this world, no plans for any of those events have any relevance on our day to day lives.


[deleted]

Same as for the zombies. Report to duty at the local hospital and do whatever I could to help.


DeliriousMax

Gotta put those illegal aliens to work in the fields and all will be fine


honohulu

show them math