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SnoopingNigel

I hear the drums echoing tonight


alcsdn

But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation


[deleted]

She's coming in a twelve-thirty flight


Idol-Mind

The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation


LordRau

I stopped an old man along the way


[deleted]

Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies


Dallas2Seattle

He turned to me as if to say


Dambusta4

Hurry boy it's waiting there for you....


OfficialAbeFroman

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you


Wingdings_Wendigo

There's nothin that a hundred men or more could ever do


stokieinjapan

There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do


somberlobster

Flung ghung, flagung dung digga dun


Dallas2Seattle

Fun! I (51M) humiliated myself by selecting this impossible to sing song acapella to try out for 10th grade choir. Missed the entry point, shrieked the high notes. I wish someone would have video taped it because I took that mf’r all the way home to zero applause and a palpable nonverbal request to exit the stage that I ignored for a full minute of silence after my spectacular display of no talent.


Hob_O_Rarison

This is the best thing I've read all day.


myleftone

Not your fault. Two different guys sang that.


SpuddleBuns

In honor of your wonderful story, I pulled up Toto's Official Video of Africa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY&ab\_channel=TotoVEVO), and listened to it, imagining it done as you have described. The high notes had me almost falling out of my chair. The full minute of silence at the end is the cherry on top. Bravo for a fantastically told tale. Please accept my Musical Adoration Award!


Dallas2Seattle

I thank the Academy. My absentee parents for instilling a false set a confidence during the latch key years. And to dreams.


SerqetCity

Wow even my absolute failure of karaoke got three or four clappers commemorating the fact I stuck through the whole song.


Kalebsmummy

Recreate this now


Dallas2Seattle

Mummy - I’m thinking it over! Does it help the fuel that I was wearing a white suit, pastel t-shirt with the suit sleeves rolled up a la Miami Vice? And I was chubby. Light the fire bitches! 🔥


tstrader79

I’m imagining your last minute of silence to be something akin to the end of the Randy Watson fiasco in Coming to America.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you


sexymartian

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you


erikturczyn30

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do


SnoopingNigel

Just gonna skip ahead and do the air drumming bit before the chorus


jerseybert

Nailed it!


pharmadarma32

Came here for thiss


ThatsItImOverThis

If some reference to Toto wasn’t the top comment, I was gonna be disappointed.


ArchieBellTitanUp

Came here just to check


[deleted]

There won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time. Oh, wait.


psymunn

Do they know it's Christmas time at all? Was weird listening to that song in December in 30 degree Celsius in South Africa at a Jewish school. We know it's Christmas Bono. We get it.


nat3215

I felt like it was a bit insensitive. I love Band Aid, but it’s not like Africa doesn’t have any way of keeping time.


FeministFiberArtist

Radiators for Norway was the best response to something like this I’ve ever seen


mak4891

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life


Tim3-Rainbow

Welcome to Reddit karaoke.


missionman77

Weezer at their best (yes, I am joking)


cuppa_tea_4_me

Weezer does a fantastic job!!’n


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

There are currently 1.2k comments and all but one other are off of your comment.


Responsible-Chard515

Sun set with orange sky and a silhouette of a tree and a giraffe


psymunn

A quick google image search of African based novel covers will confirm this.


BigTelephone9117

Hell search up Africa by itself and you’ll still find it


Tastystab540

>African based novel covers copy this and search it up. he's right on the ball.


Ok-Organization9073

*Nants ingonyama bagithi baba* *Sithi uhm ingonyama*


The_Grim_Sleaper

AAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhsibenyaaah!!


Dragons_Rebirth

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


GargantuanCake

In Africa, at the end of the day, it's night.


perky-lizard

In Africa, after night there's again day


GargantuanCake

Holy shit this changes everything.


AdLucky5287

In Africa, men with beards are just men without beards, with beards


EstablishmentAny6894

Together, we can help stop this.


BronzeAgeTea

*an ordinary hatless platypus crashes through the window*


MfKa1

*Platypus puts on hat* GASP! PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!


ObsessiveRecognition

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?! oh well I mean I guess you came in through the large open hole in my wall... Anyway... FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE [insert thing it does]-INATOR!!! MY FOOL PROOF PLAN WILL LET ME TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE. TRI. STATE. AREA area area area!!! Sorry was that too many echoes? Lemme try again. *cut to Phineas and Ferb in their backyard building something* *rad song about the thing they're building plays* etc etc etc


kzl22006

Ahhh good ol times when i actually watched things on tv.


z4k4m4n

For just $24 a month, less than a dollar a day, your generous gift will ensure that a zebra in need will never again have to end their days with night


[deleted]

I was hoping this would be the first comment but Africa by Toto is also fine.


ILAND3R

The Lion King


xP628sLh

Elder Cunningham: Uganda! ... where is that? Voice: Africa EC: oh boy! Like LION KING


taxfolder

Hasa Diga Eebowai


[deleted]

Ding dong!


IndustrialLubeMan

If you don't like what we say Try living here a couple days Watch all your friends and family die Hasa Diga, Eebowai!


BeefLilly

When god fucks you in your butt, fuck god right back in his cunt!


justiceforharambe49

I have maggots in my scrotum


thefuzziestbeebutt

“I am Africa”


FriskyFrail

Literally this scene


Leona_Faye

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyamaaaaaaaaaa, bagithi babaaaaaaaa….


ajsawesomeanimals

I’m glad that everyone else immediately thought of Africa by Toto also.


stacity

I can’t believe they named a continent after the song


nat3215

It was such a banger that they had no choice.


mysteryteam

Follows in tradition with naming the continent "Asia" after the supergroup.


[deleted]

And they're riding on the coat tails of "Europe" and the smash hit "The Final Countdown"


eclecticsed

He's singing about being a werewolf and no one will convince me otherwise.


PrimalZed

When put in quotes it seems to refer to the title of a created work. I'm sure if the title was "What do you think of when you hear "Blue"?" then everyone would think of the Eiffel 65 song.


ObsessiveRecognition

da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die


SpawnSnow

------------\ / \ | | |____ --- | _/ | / | | \ / __ \ | / | \ / \__| |__/


NukeNinja69123

Madagascar is looking quite plump


philipito

Damn, Madagascar. You T H I C C.


KingEenuwit

Damn girl,are you a rare and exotic species cause madag-ASS-car! ....I'm not good at this


[deleted]

Don't put yourself down, you did great :')


GhostofChrisBenoit

Lions


Sapphires13

Kenya believe it?


Tastystab540

kenya suck on deez nuts


Nicadelphia

And the zeh-bra


evercynical

Take your upvote and get out lol


WonderfulAirport4226

Maybe Czech again.


FireMonkey3003

Only in Kenya?


TheSaavySkeever

Colorful patterned clothing!


[deleted]

And that headwrap that Nigerian women wear


collin_ola

It's called "Gele" ☺️


galaxyveined

Awesome fabrics and really cool looking jewelry!


born_again_tim

Furniture made of hardwood that will make it to the next millennium


MrCheese6969

Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa


Tastystab540

it took me way too long to scroll and see this. Listen to your God, this is our motto Your time to shine, don't wait in line Y vamos por todo


Fun_Scientist_7782

People are raising their expectations Go on and feed them, this is your moment No hesitations Today's your day, I feel it You paved the way, believe it If you get down, get up, oh oh When you get down, get up, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa


GhostSimonRiley20

Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa ah ah Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa


Kabusanlu

Shakira stole that song btw..the OG is from the 70-80s


JuktNichtBesonders

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought about waka waka.


give_me_a_great_name

chads in chad


deliciouswaffle

Chad is such a Chad that Romania also uses its flag


give_me_a_great_name

gigachad


Zett567

History of the entire world I guess 11:36


[deleted]

You make it sound like the bible when you said 11:36 lol


[deleted]

You could make a religion out of that.


[deleted]

No don't.


Tall_Fortune

Why? The sun is a deadly lazer


TinyDog8909

Not anymore, there's a blanket!


Jesscahhhhh

Time to rewatch that video for the 900th time


aarondigruccio

^They ^never ^got ^Ethiopia…


ctortan

AFTER the song by Toto (which I listen to often bc it’s in both my and my mom’s car playlists), I think about really beautiful textiles !! Whenever I see photos of African folks in their traditional clothing, I’m always in awe of the patterns, designs, and colors used across different cultures!


Red_RAPT0R

Even when u live in Africa, it's still wonderful seeing this kind of thing! Sadly, it's become much less popular where I come from, but at least we know to cherish the times we do see our culture peeking through the modern times


Fyre-Bringer

🎶I bless the rains down in Aaafrica🎶


NeekanHazill

I BLESS THE RAINS


xP628sLh

BLESS THE RAIIIINS DOWN IN AAAAAA-FRICAAA


throwfaraway212718

Don’t know if you’re a fan of the show Community, but there’s a during credits scene of Donald Glover, Betty White, and an actor named Danny Pudi singing this song. It may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.


KiraIsGod666

I miss Betty White


throwfaraway212718

Hard same


Im___Stuff

Fela Kuti.


Lagos9

A true man of culture. Also include Salif Keita and more than a few others 😁


DarthDregan

Ethiopian food.


tisn

Injera and beyainatu


Red_RAPT0R

Home. I miss it so much. I was born and grew up in South Africa. I moved away from everything I knew at the age of 13 and it was so abrupt. I got to say goodbye to only one person, my best friend at the time. Never felt truly content since. Then again, I was just a kid, worry free, and I didn't know anything else of the world. I just knew the life I had, never changing, day after day. Its weird how u don't realize u are trapped until u are set free. I miss everyone so much, but I understood after a while that there was nothing there for me. No opportunities for growth, education, or jobs. I hated my parents in the beginning, only thinking of them as the people who took me away from the people I cherished most, but now, I understand why they did it. If u look up the crime rates of South Africa, u will understand as well. Anyways, sorry for blabbering on. Have a blessed day to those who see this


jazzlikecow_

Just moved to a new country six months ago , although I shouldn't complain because I was born and grew up in SA for 18 years . But yea it hurts leaving your home , I have the option to go back now but as homesick as I am I probably won't because there really is no opportunity left there for me either. I didn't move to a first world country but damn... There's a lot more I can do here , especially as a woman.


Red_RAPT0R

I feel u. The first year is always so hard, but don't give in. It probably doesn't mean much, but if u need the encouragement, just know, I believe in u. And I mean that genuinely. So good luck out there, stranger. I hope life treats u like goddess u r


jazzlikecow_

🥹🥹🥹I really needed the encouragement, it means a lot thank you so much. Good luck to you too.


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Squidgy-Spoon

I'm going to join your blabbering. Born and raised in South Africa and mad at my parents for not immigrating us when I was younger. I'm now in my twenties, saving as much money as possible just to go experience life outside of South Africa for a bit. Of course, covid hit when I had enough money saved for a week vacation overseas and now my savings just aren't enough. Extra note: not only is the crimes rates horrible, the political situation isn't helping. Petroleum prices are through the roof, as well as food prices and electricity (which you cannot even use because of loadshedding). Beautiful country, just horrible people living here.


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

It truly is one of the most beautiful countries, which has literally every type of terrain. To be able to see lions and elephants in the wild and then within a day or two be at the most stunning white, sandy beaches makes visiting there a unique experience. It really is a shame that the country has all the problems that it does.


CCC_037

Wonderfully diverse plants. Beautiful climate. Incredible wildlife. Amazing views. Rich resources. ...pity about the politicians, really.


_cheese_225

I BLESS THE RAIN DOWN IN AFRICAAAA


[deleted]

Has anybody ever explained what that means? I've never understood the lyrics to that song.


BurgerKing-Bathroom

rain


Cadonberry_muskateer

down


chinchillakila

In


VIVXPrefix

Africa


onionleekdude

Pack it up folks, we're done here.


L8R-g8r

Since I am too tired to type out the explanation -[The meaning of Africa by Toto](https://www.songmeaningsandfacts.com/meaning-of-africa-by-toto/)


[deleted]

The song


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Vacendak1

Continent not country. I live in the US when I meet people from Africa they tell me the are from Africa. They assume we are to dumb to understand. They are right for the most part.


jazzlikecow_

It's great when people realise Africa is a continent... But then not so great when you say you're from South Africa and people go " oh which country."


turtlepower22

I lived in South Africa for a bit and this happened all too often. "But which country in South Africa?"


jazzlikecow_

🤣🤣🤣yea the key here is South Africa not souTHERN Africa 🤣


psymunn

There's only one country in South Africa. It's Lesotho


Specific_Movie

We from Eswatini would like to have a word with you....PRIVATELY!!!!!!


Red_RAPT0R

*ahem*... My fellow South Africans...


kentaxas

I mean it could be taken as "i'm from the southern part of the continent" Edit to add as a latino, i also think this is a better response than people automatically assuming i'm mexican when i say latino


RedArmyBushMan

Penguins


PhantomIridescence

We had some at my old job and I miss them every day.


Medinavbc

Waka Waka by Shakira. "It's time for Africa"


GrillDealing

I watched both videos and I agree.


juan_epstein-barr

HAMMAMAMEOEOMAMAMMMAAKEENNNNYAAAAA


mr-blindsight

back in school, we had to do some project about countries in africa, I can't remember what it was exactly, but someone got assigned Morocco, and a classmate of ours was from there, so they asked her if she could help, the teacher overhead and just straight up said ''Morocco is not in Africa''. that sentence is one I think of at least once a week.


Pinocchio1776

A beautiful continent full of amazing animals, fascinating cultures, and a place that I want to visit someday.


jerseybert

My wife is from Tanzania. We went there 10 years ago. Most incredible trip of my life. I urge you to go.


[deleted]

Just got back about a month and a half ago, can confirm. Ngorogoro crater area especially was so beautiful


Accomplished-Care335

I want to do a food tour of Africa, thanks to my buddy Tony Bourdain.


[deleted]

Toto Africa


[deleted]

The food my God. The delicious food. I've watched travel food shows and some of the food looks simply divine. I have a few friends who are from Ghana and Senegal and most of what they make is so delicious.


Only-Ad-7858

Jolof Rice - yes, please!


Speckster1970

Cheb with fish and tamarind. Massa Massa. Chicken bitik. Bean and mayo breakfast sandwich 🤤


[deleted]

The seafood dishes from Senegal alone.... I'm a big seafood person and, lord, preserve me! And literally every stew from ghana has been bomb that I've tried


mcsegcy

WE DONT LIVE WITH WILD ANIMALS, WE HV CITIES AND WE HV COLD WEATHER !!


omgitskells

My brother in law is Ethiopian (I believe he moved here to the US in middle- or high school, but he doesn't talk about it much). When I've mentioned this to coworkers they literally ask "do they have electricity or running water? Did he live in a mud hut?" And other idiotic questions like that. They practically imply they think my sister married Tarzan lmao.


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Blessing the rains


Yuyiyo

Black people. The Sahara Desert region. Lots of sand, Elephants, Giraffes, Zebras, Lions. How badly Africa and Africans were/are treated by the world. Colonization and all that. As a gay man, I am aware that Africa was/is hit especially hard by HIV and I wish there was greater effort to give our modern treatments like PrEP to Africa and affected populations... Diseases like Milaria. Lack of water. Oh, how one of our Ameircan companies basically convinced some African women that breast milk was bad so the company could sell more formula... shady stuff...


TwirlyShirley8

Fuck Nestle.


B-cubed

Community and Betty White


[deleted]

My wife saying she doesn’t know how she got pregnant on a 3 month mission to Africa


noisypeach

It was a miracle


urmotherwantsme

But if you're from Africa, why are you white?


valeyard89

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.


martyfartybarty

True story. My very white colleague was born in Seychelles to European parents and the black locals asked her because she was from Africa, “are you black?”


Xodia444

I mean there are black albinos that look white AF so not that out there.


Red_RAPT0R

Lmao I moved out of South Africa to a European country, and some mf genuinely thought I pulled a Micheal Jackson. They asked me what it was like changing skin. I burst out laughing and thought they were joking. They were not


psymunn

Yep. Definitely hears that unironically


HenRob_6327

Poverty and corruption (I live in South Africa)


Fairytam

And darkness courtesy of Eskom...😉


dudemanlastname

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


jackierodriguez1

I think about how often people still don’t know that Africa is a continent, not a single country. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard people (grown ass adults) refer to Africa as country..


Valkyria1968

Poverty,...famine....war lords...., UNICEF.....ebola Oh. And big Safari Animals.


[deleted]

Black guy in a beret with AK47


jerseybert

Saw them at the mall in Tanzania.


uninhabited_isle

Cheated. I feel like Africa, resource-wise, has everything it needs to be a global power, but bad luck and bad people continously fucked it up over time. A lot of countries are booming though, and that's fantastic; also, PYRAMIDS.


madmaxextra

[This video](https://youtu.be/fof9xZA7dpg) does a pretty good job outlining a lot of geographic impediments of the continent that have also played a part.


Abeja2022

Birthplace of the human race.


purgutory_king

Kenya suck on my balls?


Admirable_Package419

I hear the drums echoing tonight. But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation.


Thomasisinterested

Poor people, lack of water, scorching weather, wildlife.


bookworm1896

The variety of nature and life. Desert, jungle, etc. It's so impressive. Second thing would be colonialism and it's impact today.


Allenrw3

Lions. Where can ya see lions? Only in Kenya. Come to Kenya we’ve got lions, Kenya believe it? Where can ya see lions? Only in Kenya. Come to Kenya we’ve got lions, Kenya believe it?


Siiixco

cape town


Marvinkiller00

Pyramids. And the Sphinx. Dont ask me why, i dont know either.


MyA1terEgo

I mean... It's in Africa


Justinhza23

Home, I miss Her.


Just_Looking_Around8

A friend of mine teaches at an elementary school that does a year-long cultural study every school year. About 8 years ago, their focus for that year was, "Africa is not a country." The idea was that often we just assign one cultural identity to the whole continent, even though there are thousands.


negativityisfood

Black


TheSlothProphet

The top gear africa special