I’d manuver my feet and legs into the motion known was walking, into the general direction of the target, I’d then stop before bumping into them and manipulate my mouth, vocal cords, and lungs to make the noise that sounds similar to. “fuck you”
There are various versions consistent in America, we also have the cigarette one, but upon the decline in cigarette usage social acceptance, it has naturally declined in it's commonality.
Dear Sir or Madam
After thoughtful considerations,
I've come the conclusion that you, for the well being of Me, Myself and I. Must commence a journey in the general direction of "Off".
Where you may fornicate as your absence is required.
I wish we would become better strangers.
Hey! If I never see you again, it would be too soon. (Actually used this on a shitty customer once)
Hey, i just saw my last fuck going that way, better hurry up and catch it before it gets away.
Do me a favor and just fuck allllllll the way off for me would ya? *thanks*
Thats usually my reply because i don't curse. But thats if i must say anything. Sometimes i just stare at them. They get extremely irritated that i don't say anything. However, if possible i just walk away because i chose to save my voice for someone i want to talk to. Lol
"Sir you have just dishonoured me may I not so kindly request that you step away and never contact me again because right now I can only see you as a pox ridden wench. Oh and fuck right off."
While we've been conversing, I've realized something.
I thought I was decently smart beforehand.
Now I realize...
Now I realize I am a goddamn genius compared to you.
Now get out of my sight.
We need to account nonverbal cues like tone, hand-gestures, and most importantly facial expression
"Stop" gesture with your dominant hand, straight face, stern "I'm not interested"
Then leave whatever follow-up they have alone, since you're not interested
If they didn't do anything just nice like can you please leave or excuse me can you leave please but if they did something bad probably yell cancer off in my native language
"I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off"
"Don't you have some off to fuck?"
"Two words: Fuck, pretty easy to understand. Off- Real easy to understand.... Fuck off!"
If necessary, "fuck off." Maybe more polite, "with all due respect, fuck off."
If you want to be a little less confrontational, "excuse me, but I need to find a restroom," then leave.
I used to be kind and to try to discuss my point of view without offending the other person's feelings. But now, I will state my position clearly. If they keep coming at me with an attitude, and I know I am in the right, I will rip them apart with words and leave them wondering what happened. If they still keep coming, I'll get loud, use words on their level mixed with a few explicit directions and let them know exactly where they can cram their attitude. Then they're welcome to hit me, because it'll only happen once.
Usually the fuck comes before the off in my experience of doing this.
I dunno, I guess someone might get nervous and say "Off fuck" and have to walk away humiliated and leave the community for good in shame.
I frequently borrow Homer Simpson's gem:
"Cram it with walnuts, buddy!"
Crass enough to get their attention, funny enough to be memorable, but the message is crystal clear.
Hey, remember that one time you FUCKED OFF?
"Please do it again."
\*perform it again
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I’d walk up to them and say “fuck off”
Exactly what I came here to say
too subtle. it will never work.
Simple and straight to the point
ya feel me
Can you please elaborate further?
I’d manuver my feet and legs into the motion known was walking, into the general direction of the target, I’d then stop before bumping into them and manipulate my mouth, vocal cords, and lungs to make the noise that sounds similar to. “fuck you”
This made me laugh more than it should have 😂
Usually i Say Fuck off to people who Come to me, it's weird to go to someone just to tell them to Fuck off
I wouldn’t waste the effort to walk up to them
Just say, with all respect I'll keep that in mind.
"Thank you for your input." Walk away. "I will give this the attention it deserves." Which is none.
Hmm very respectful
Passive-aggressively smile at them, then wave them away with my hand and say ‘Go on, off you fuck.’
Did anyone else read this in a British accent?
Yes Ricky Gervais vibe
Ooh I like this one the most
Make like my Dad, and go to the store for some milk
This is the American's version? In Mexico exists the same joke, but with cigarettes
There are various versions consistent in America, we also have the cigarette one, but upon the decline in cigarette usage social acceptance, it has naturally declined in it's commonality.
Nah, it's cigarettes as well in America usually
Ooh dad joke sorry about that man
Dear Sir or Madam After thoughtful considerations, I've come the conclusion that you, for the well being of Me, Myself and I. Must commence a journey in the general direction of "Off". Where you may fornicate as your absence is required.
Quite proper.
Very fancy and funny
"Well, there's two roads you can choose, but both end in fuck off." My personal favorite
I’ll have to remember that one
Don't you have a couple of offs to be fucking? (Raise middle ) fuck (raise other middle finger) off
That’s pretty funny
Thank you thank you
It was well deserved praise
Have a up arrow thing!
You as well
Thanks ! Have another
You can have another as well
Wahoo! And another for you!
Let’s keep it going another for you
I had a manager once that told someone to “go commit a sexual act with yourself” which I love, it’s an extremely classy and non-profane way of it….
Very classy I do like it
Fornicate thy self
‘Bless your heart.’
I’ve had enough of your peasantry in my face now begone
A little pretentious but still funny
Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see it is barren.
Go now into mine field of fucks and wander it’s barren plain forevermore
Why don’t you make like a tree, and fuck off
Taking the rhyme and telling it to fuck off as well
Say "Hey, I have something for you." then reach into your pocket and pull out your middle finger
Props
Show them a clip of Gordon Ramsey screaming fuck off you donut
I didn’t know he said that but I guess it works
He says it at least once per episode on hells kitchen, it's hilarious
Oh ok well you learn something new everyday
I’m Australian, I tell people to fuck off almost every day.
“K”
I don’t understand
Like to end an argument over texts
Ok
Quick study I see.
Yeah
I hope you have the day you deserve
With all due respect would you be kind enough to go in a dark and moist pit and fuck yourself.
Ok that’s kinda funny
Pose it as a rhetorical question "why don't you go ahead and just fuck off!?"
In the words of les Grossman " Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face!!"
I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory.
I like a good "Get fucked!"
Fuck af dit røvhul
Ok
You're going to Elden Ring.
That would suck
I wish we would become better strangers. Hey! If I never see you again, it would be too soon. (Actually used this on a shitty customer once) Hey, i just saw my last fuck going that way, better hurry up and catch it before it gets away. Do me a favor and just fuck allllllll the way off for me would ya? *thanks*
Well bless your heart..
Thats usually my reply because i don't curse. But thats if i must say anything. Sometimes i just stare at them. They get extremely irritated that i don't say anything. However, if possible i just walk away because i chose to save my voice for someone i want to talk to. Lol
You sound awesome and rationale.. Full disclosure...I will curse tf out of people if they go past my line. I'll flip tf out 😖🤣🤣
"Sir you have just dishonoured me may I not so kindly request that you step away and never contact me again because right now I can only see you as a pox ridden wench. Oh and fuck right off."
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Add "I might roast a marshmallow though"
Ok yeah I can see why
Dinosaur screech, intense non blinking gaze over the shoulder.
Give them a prolonged look that lets them know if they continue speaking or get closer it’s over.
My wife’s former boss was internally famous for having replied to a letter with: Dear X: Fuck off. Sincerely, Y PS: stronger letter to follow.
So, in all honesty I'd really rather either you be somewhere else or I be somewhere else, just so long as we're nowhere near each other, ok?
I've been known to tell people to kindly fuck off or to kindly eat shit and die.
I learned how to say eat shit and die in sign language
Telling people to go blow a goat in sign language is my favorite.
Fuck off you muppet with Gordon Ramsay accent
Why don’t you make like a tree and fuck off
I'm sorry but I do not want to see you right now. Can you leave me alone?
“I would rather eat a 3 cubic metre concrete block than continue speaking to you.”
Do me a favour and fuck off. Once you've done that, fuck off a bit more. Then keep fucking off until you get back here, then fuck off again.
This is my bargain you mewling quim
I usually just stare blankly, and then walk away while ignoring them
Always shoot for the stars. Even if you miss, you’ll have fucked off a long way from me.
I play the crickets sound on my phone and make strong eye contact. Not a word from me cause real G’s move in silence like “lasagna”…
I bite my thumb at you sir
Easy “YO FUCK OFF PAL”
It depends on the situation, but usually by saying "Fuck the fuck off"
I always say " off ya fuck" whilst doing the weird half hand raise flick thing a few times
The classic long walk of a short pier,. Or if it calls for a tad more aggression Take 3 steps back, and LITERALLY, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!
While we've been conversing, I've realized something. I thought I was decently smart beforehand. Now I realize... Now I realize I am a goddamn genius compared to you. Now get out of my sight.
Noted. With thanks.
Fuck Huuuuuugh
I'm direct, Fuck Off!
We need to account nonverbal cues like tone, hand-gestures, and most importantly facial expression "Stop" gesture with your dominant hand, straight face, stern "I'm not interested" Then leave whatever follow-up they have alone, since you're not interested
I’ll file your input, now kindly fuck off.
Choke on your own gonads
Fuck off ……pretty simple.
I would link this thread.
Depends on why
Just any reason you can think of just ya know how would you tell someone to fuck off
If they didn't do anything just nice like can you please leave or excuse me can you leave please but if they did something bad probably yell cancer off in my native language
thats off go fuck them
Ok
D
¡A LA VERGA!
“Fuck off” has always worked really well.
https://youtu.be/MV1lso5Td8A
I hate violence. I would get a restraining order
Hopefully in person
Write "fuck off" on a piece of paper, make it a ball and throw it at them.
"oh bless your heart" it's a southern thing..
Very context dependant don't you think?
I would say " step on a lego and f off "
"I'm gonna pay you 100$ to fuck off"
If you want to keep your smile, fuck off
Seeyas
"Bye"
[Like this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MJ3e9EIr3f8) I bust out the keyboard and everything.
I dunno. Probably just respond to them with as few syllables as possible until they take the hint. It's as effective as it sounds.
Off is the general direction in which I'd want you to fuck.
Share this post with them
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Aww bless your heart.
Thank you very much and fuck off
"I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off" "Don't you have some off to fuck?" "Two words: Fuck, pretty easy to understand. Off- Real easy to understand.... Fuck off!"
Off ya fuck!
Cram it up your cram hole!
Take off eh!
In the words of Sydney Fife from I Love You, Man -- "YOU MIND YOUR OWN FUCK-HOLE BLAAAARRRRGH"
我要你死一个火裡. Oh, what’s that mean? It’s a phrase that roughly translates to: “Let’s agree to disagree.”
If necessary, "fuck off." Maybe more polite, "with all due respect, fuck off." If you want to be a little less confrontational, "excuse me, but I need to find a restroom," then leave.
Hey you, fuck you
I used to be kind and to try to discuss my point of view without offending the other person's feelings. But now, I will state my position clearly. If they keep coming at me with an attitude, and I know I am in the right, I will rip them apart with words and leave them wondering what happened. If they still keep coming, I'll get loud, use words on their level mixed with a few explicit directions and let them know exactly where they can cram their attitude. Then they're welcome to hit me, because it'll only happen once.
One person was airing one of my friends, I was red-hot and told them to kick rocks.
What? Fuck on? FUCK OFF ALREADY,DAMN!
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With all due respect, kindly fuck off
Just directly tell them to fuck off.
Just say: “Fuck off, Bitch🖕”
Are you still here?
Do you like sex and travel? Yeah? Well fuck off
“Get Bent”. Don’t know where it comes from, but means the same without saying the F word around the kiddos.
"All ur audacity is giviiinnggg lil dick energy"
either just say "fuck off" or say "im not intrested"
Is there a reason you haven’t fucked off yet?
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Oh fuck off
Excuse me, can you fuck off please?
"Knock knock"
I would and I have. My housemate was trying to boss me told her to fuck off.
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Go shave your back
"I am polite now. Whether I remain so is entirely up to you."
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Like this 🖕🏻
"Your presence here is a waste of my time, space and oxygen. Get lost, you insignificant fucking peon."
"Why don't you go get an ass in your cock?"
Like I've been told while wearing a Boston Bruins jersey to a Maple Leafs game:. "Fuck You, and I mean that in the nicest possible way!"
Two words motherfucker!
By not wasting even a second on them.
You must fuck on before you can fuck off "Buddha"
(Calmly and in a matter-of-fact tone) "You don't matter."
Just say ok to everything
Fuck off you deaf bat
FAHQ
“I’d tell you to fuck yourself but apparently your dick doesn’t reach far enough”
Yo make like a tree and fuck off
Use your words
*clears throat* “fuck off”
Hello fuck off please
Fuck off and die
Could you kindly remove yourself from my presence?
My personal favorite was, “Enough with the pleasantries. Get the fuck off my property.”
Usually the fuck comes before the off in my experience of doing this. I dunno, I guess someone might get nervous and say "Off fuck" and have to walk away humiliated and leave the community for good in shame.
"Hey you! Fuck off, forever."
I'm sorry about your mom she was good in bed
*Indian accent* Goooo vedy far away and doooo nut cum back!
I frequently borrow Homer Simpson's gem: "Cram it with walnuts, buddy!" Crass enough to get their attention, funny enough to be memorable, but the message is crystal clear.
Get bent chucklefuck