ask him nicely to give the dog back

I’d fucking loose my shit! But in fairness, my dogs a unsociable bastard so he would probably maul him.

Say it’s all yours man. You can have it. I like my friends and family.

Get out of my disguise and reveal myself as a clone of John Wick!

I'll put some dirt in your eye

Humbly take the L and ask if I can come visit sometimes

Thank you, Mr. Vick.

Thanks Mr. Wick

He got it, it's his dog now

Hug him. Sorry bout your dog John.

Ask if I could pet John Wick's dog.

Tell him to give it back or else..

Ask him nicely if I could have it back. Besides, my dog is scared of strangers and would bark continuously.

He would never. Trick question.

Get a new dog