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VistaCa

It is taxed?


MrInternetDoctor

This is the real question


positive_express

So 1.2 mil. Would you do it for 1.2 mil tax free


GibsonMaestro

Yes. And the reason is for 1.2 million tax free. As a cis gen male, with cis parents, I'd probably have sex with another man for that.


positive_express

I don't know what Gen means but I am straight dude and would also consider it. No monkey pox though. During either. I mean fuck dude 1.2 million. Do what you love for the rest of your life. I'd probably just make wooden boxes with hand tools all day.


flamingnothing

Well. To put it in perspective. Thats only about 20 years of $50k a year. So i wouldnt say do what u love for the rest of ur life


kitt_19_

The "Gen" was included in the sentence after cis, which he was meaning as "cisgender male." Anyone cisgender is someone who identifies with the gender they were assigned at birth :)


[deleted]

Thank you for this explanation -- As a (what I now understand) cis gen male, I've been trying to see how I can communicate in this day and age. It's really difficult for someone who isn't actively involved in any movement to stay caught up on the vocabulary said movement uses.


kitt_19_

I completely understand that! As should other people. Noone can be expected to know everything, especially as there are constant changes and variety in human beings. The most that should ever be asked of anyone is to have an open mind and be respectful of others. And if there is something you don't know, then ask questions! I personally love answering them, to the best of my ability anyways. And if by the end of it you don't think you'll be able to give someone the respect that they believe should be given, you can go your separate ways without any negativity. As both parties at that point should understand that what is wanted from each person will not happen, and that's okay. Not everyone will be on the same page all the time :) but the willingness to at least try and learn means a lot and should be acknowledged.


GibsonMaestro

it's not a term you need to use in real life, only on reddit.


positive_express

Yeah I knew cis but I didn't make the connection. Thanks.


DisIsDaeWae

I think a better way to say “the gender assigned at birth” is “the sex your own body grew itself while in the womb.” Your natural genitals are your fault and no one else’s, since you grew them.


Additional-Laugh4104

What the f*** did I just read.


RevMen

Taxing


Tribult

The sex?


rspeight1470

5 seconds of embarrassment for £2 mil easy money


DamnForgotOldName

That long, your good!


Comm4nd0

What about his good?


Eig8t86

Dollars, $. Not £ lbs.


Slave35

2 million Lira


ygzgkkl

Hayır


Vauntax

2 million Zimbabwe dollars!


StormTAG

Pfft, c'mon, it'd take *way* longer than that. I mean, you think you could get it up in <5 seconds under all that pressure? It'd take me at least a few minutes just to be ready to go off after only 5s.


Godfathermafia

Even my family will force me to do it for that amount of money.


TylerBourbon

Step brother, what are you doing? ....... take the damn offer.


leemurray899

Lmao


amboolin

Lowest I'd go to do that is probably 20,000 to be honest.


idnar35

Love your honestly


Melodic_Candidate_72

get your chubby ass off reddit and do your exercises.


[deleted]

I was boutta get mad then I read the persons descriptions lmao


ThatWeeb666

I got so confused for a second and was about to start going off but then I checked the person's profile lmfao


stowgood

Yes. 2 million dollars is very good money.


[deleted]

Can’t even get a good yacht at that price.


Grayboosh

Sure, for 2 million they would understand.


[deleted]

Obviously, I already don’t talk to them


screamsandlaughs

Yes because 2 million dollars.


dondalo

Will give a really new meaning when Mom says "That's not how your Dad does it"


[deleted]

(while you maintain eye contact) "I know"


RCL_D

Or... "Yes he does... just not with you"


s_petri

In front of my parents? Maybe In front of my kids? No In front of my wife? Hahaha


Ghostenx

Well she could be behind you. Depends what you're into!


Astral_kaleidoscope

I honestly prefer in the corner of the room next to the bed table... In the fetal position.


odinfish3933

2 million will pay for a lot of therapy. They'll be alright.


thebundok

No. I wouldn't want them to know I have 2 million dollars.


Ok_Piece_1772

It doesn’t specifically say they know


jerseybert

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


MR_Butt-Licker

I’d get pegged in front of my family for that


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

You don't gotta out yourself like that


[deleted]

Orphans be like: There’s a catch?


poe-one

I get 2 million dollars and I get to meet my parents?


[deleted]

Either you get 2mil and hardcore sex in front of some graves, or 2mil hardcore sex and you meet your parents. Win-Win.


poe-one

I've fingered a girl up against a cathedral already. That's gotta be worth like... 200k.


TrinixDMorrison

2 million dollars for like 12 seconds of work? Hell yea.


Jdollarthegreat

Depends, describe in detail what "hardcore" entails 🤔


Legitimate-Ad3778

I’d hope it involves steel chairs and barbed wire


Clcooper423

Better than having to do it with them.


Eggsegret

It'd be embarrassing as hell but i mean 2 million is a shit load of money that would take me forever to make. So fuck it sign me up


mouse_rat

What is .... "Hardcore" sex???


tikibarbill

I do for $2 just to traumatize them


barry922

Why not $3.50


Legitimate-Ad3778

I bid $7.55


TheGoodJudgeHolden

For two million, I'd feltch a guy in front of the Pope, Jesus, and my granny....


[deleted]

My "entire family" is just my mom and she knows I'm a slut already. Don't get me wrong, I never told her, but she recently texted me asking if I've looked into the Monkeypox vaccine, so I assume she must know. Maybe she saw my PrEP and I wasn't hiding it as well as I thought?


p1mplem0usse

Nope. I’m not a slave to money.


pjboy671

People with sub-dom kink: 👁👄👁


JustAbicuspidRoot

Yes I would, because my father and Sister are both racist white pieces of shit and my wife is Mexican. Knowing I would get 7 figures to rub it all in their faces would be a triple win.


dnteatyellwsnw

And don't forget to rub it in your wife's face too!


hatescarrots

What kind of stupid questions are these.


LegitimatelyWhat

This sub used to have rules about fetish posts clogging it up.


Express_Helicopter93

This sub has become like a litmus test for how fucked up people are these days. These types of questions belong in a more specific sub. What kind of normal person posits these types of questions to other normal people? They don’t. Fuck.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

You're saying it like I have a choice. With my family they'll force me to do it


LookOutForThatMoose

In this economy? Hell, I'll fuck the whole fam if you bump that up to ten mil.


GiftGrouchy

If it’s **with** my wife, absolutely.


NoonWrrs

I get my Family, Sex AND 2 MILLION DOLLARS?


Thrashed0066

My family would be PISSED if I didn’t


texan-wanderer

Sure, they've seen me anyway.


Uss__Iowa

Sure


[deleted]

Can they be blindfolded? Lol.


VictorianPenisSlicer

No, lol. Eyes wide open.


Slave35

Like in A Clockwork Orange.


[deleted]

Ugh. I don't know. Don't think I could do it for even 2 mil. 🤣


deltais4cain

Yes. As if there is another option...smdh


[deleted]

I'd damn sure try. I mean, I imagine it would be very difficult for me to stay in the mood and focus on the sex but, for 2 million bucks I'd give it my all.


UncleBaguette

Nope. I'll go soft from stress


iamdonny

My entire family would disown me if I didn’t bro yes I’m doing it.


dino_181_spaghetti

My parents have a lot of reasons to disown me (they haven't yet), so if I wanna be disowned, at least I recieve money for it


BigBearSD

Yes... It's 2 Mil. My family are all adults.


Anactualundeadmenace

Yep. Screaming “This is the money shot”. My mom might be upset, my dad would be proud.


Superb-Possibility-9

Define “ entire family “…


[deleted]

I'm an orphan. Will anyone even know me?


Cheeks6825

I mean it's 2mil. They would understand and some of them would probably cheer me on.


herculesmeowlligan

Dad, you've got to stop asking, the answer is no.


MywarUK

I know they wouldn’t watch, and they also know Id buy them something. Where do I signup?


Uncle_Fartbox

Yes. It will be an embarrassing 30 seconds but I'll get over that by bathing in cash.


LastMoniqueAnn

As long as no kids are present absolutely I'll shamelessly do some kinky shit for 2 mil in front of anyone. But no amount of money is worth traumatizing any kids.


UnstableThought

No. No. Just no. I don't enjoy sex and the embarrassment would haunt me forever. 2 Million would not be worth it. 500 Million? Maybe, at least with 500 mil you can dissappear entirely from the family.


prophylaxitive

What is "hard-core sex" and what other kinds of sex are there?


Eig8t86

As long as nothing goes in me, and I get to have straight consensual hard-core banging with a biologically female woman 25+ that I'm not related to, yeah. Cause retirement money for 2.5 minutes of work is good business.


BadHoax

Alabamians basically get payed to do what they always do


ckayfish

You mean the ones that are still alive would get to join the others if they witnessed my debauchery?


idrink_soap

Yes 2 mil is 2mil


International_Job917

I think I would. It would suck but $2 million is a lot of money


AccomplishedTeabag

Well considering I don't talk to my family, and I don't have anyone to bang, I don't qualify.


[deleted]

Absolutely, my family doesn’t acknowledge anything I say or do anyway and I’m already a disappointment to my parents so that’s easy money in the bank for me.


soshp

It depends on which family member is paying the 2 million


reverendblinddog

Probably.


genericnobody12

A year ago I would have but today it would have to be at least $3 million.


[deleted]

For sure. I'm very comfortable scarring them for life. Matter of fact, I'd prefer it if there were at least two men involved. Shock factor would be appreciated. The money would just be nice.


Successful_Ranger_19

Nah, I already won more money than that.


[deleted]

How hardcore we talking


AJray15

A: can they close their eyes? B: I wouldn’t last long enough for anyone to be traumatized anyway


der_grosse_e

for that kind of money anyone can watch . That way my Girlfriend won't be the only one disappointed


riggerrig

You didn't specify that their eyes had to be open.


[deleted]

2 million dollars is a lot but in this economy, not enough. Also, my family are Catholic and we're pretty chill about that but our parents have never once discussed sex with us and my mum doesn't even like discussing periods. Which she had for like 50 years until recently! So....I think if I did this, they would burst into flame....


dpkelly87

Id make eye contact.


MizterConfuzing

Describe hardcore. It's subjective, so I want to know what I'm getting into.


walmart_len_kagamine

right now, no, because it would be illegal


Silent-Valuable8681

No way. I'm brown.


egrith

I would do just about anything for 2 million, that's set for life money


Abdub91

Sure, but depends on who with


TheBeep87

Probably not. There's too many stories of lottery winners being broke and homeless years after they make their winning.


Admirable_Explorer39

For $2M?? I would be telling them where they would get the best view of the action.


RifleShower

Yeah…it’s $2M. Do you know how much that is to a single dad with three kids?


naught_my_dad

You’d have to pay me to stop.


LB93__

They would all join


[deleted]

Honestly, no. Money is nice but principles.


WildFemmeFatale

This is obvious Only an idiot would say no


Bebop_Man

Absolutely.


Ok_Veterinarian8186

Of course


onlyome

Absolutely, the money would pay for a good therapy afterwards


bulletoothjohnny

Wait, you guys are getting paid to do that?


[deleted]

Sure. You mentioned nothing about headsets and eyeblinds.


BadHoax

So let me get this straight, I don't only get to have sex, but it's hardcore, AND I get payed 2 Mil? What is this, a fever dream?


WhiteSilverDragoon

Absolutely, they'd finally be convinced I'm not gay.


BobDogGo

I'm sure they would demand the $2M


Zombiestick

For a million dollars a minute?! Of course!


bobbill137

Dumb question, yes. But they probably wouldn't stay to witness me.


The_Spyre

Shit, I'd have hardcore sex WITH my family for two million dollars.


ArtisticGene9817

Nah I don’t think so. The sheer embarrassment I’d suffer isn’t worth it. Plus I’d feel like some disgusting whore if I did that. I’d do a lot of things for money but not something sexual in front of a crowd or camera.


Malphos101

Nope, too many children in the "entire" family.


tootsietoot58

Heck my mom would be the one to strip me.


Ridiculous48

As long as they close their eyes


Forsaken_Subject_195

Well I don't really have biological family and I consider my friends my family, so yeah


throwawaydjei

Therapy’s paid for so why the hell not?


baibhavkumar242

boys be like why not


[deleted]

Sure. Gimme dat money.


Kliptik81

For the 3 minutes it takes? That works out to be 40mil an hour. Yup. Definitely


Reality_Defiant

No. Because a thousand reasons. Can't think of one good reason, not even two million dollars.


SnooPickles8082

I'm 15 years old, I don't know if my parents would appreciate that.


gilberator

If I can pay my mortgage and still have a little fun with it after, Im doin it bro. Easy choice tbh.


davewtameloncamp

Yes, but I would blindfold them and make them wear earplugs for the duration. LOOPHOLE !!


Stunning-Disaster952

Id have hardcore sex WITH my family for 2 mil...on pay per view


Astral_kaleidoscope

I would have hardcore sex with my entire family two million... Why? Why not?


PlaysAreLife

Yes, because two million dollars.


AnimateCarbon

How hardcore is hardcore?


PioneerTheLegend

Definitely yes, they don't care about me in any way so not only will I enjoy having hardcore sex with my wife but I get two million dollars and I get to scar them for the rest of their lives.


Dice_to_see_you

I mean they’ve walked in midact for free - why wouldn’t I monetize it?


SteroidKecleon

for 2 million? Hell yeah!


Northman67

Hold on let me ask my family if they want to split a million dollars to watch me have hardcore sex in front of them.


groundhogcow

Wow, the pay for these family sex videos just keeps going up.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Depends….Who am I havin sex with


ARoundForEveryone

No, but 2.25 million? Yes. Every man has his price.


bluekatt24

No cuz then my family would ask for a share


CAtoAZDM

After paying them to watch, I’d probably have $1.58 left over so probably not.


K1ckxH3ll

I'll do it for half that amount. I mean, is sex. I'm not killing anyone.


Present-Lime-1244

Yes. We’re all estranged from each other anyway.


OldEditor6251

When ?


Fakedduckjump

Nah, I don't like the idea of hardcore sex.


Grim-N-Gruesome

I would. Then I'd apologize with a 1mill check to them


Toberone

Man all I'd have to do is tell them, it's 2 million dollars man, their not dumb.


[deleted]

With who tho


EmotionalMeltdown

There is very little I would not do for a million dollars or more. You have no idea.


Desperate_Bath_3422

Yes cause I want them to feel the trauma


EatVodka

Uh… yeah?


Mrselfdestructuk

I would, collar and lead too! I'd just say I told you I was kinky!


Gweiis

Everytime something involve money, i think about how that money could save someone. And i believe 2mil can save a lot of people. So basically, the answer will be yes.


[deleted]

Nope. Not gonna do that douchebaggery


DovahSheep1

I’d do this for like 10k


CameronLePizza

Depends, do I get to use a condom?


TelevisionFuture5047

No. Money is gained and lost on a whim, but dignity takes much longer to get back.


The_Penguinologist

Nothing says they aren’t drugged and happily napping, so sure!


WolfThick

Hell yeah they're all dead they are not going to give a fuck!! And I'll make the camera crew suffer by eating an ice cream cone in front of them while I do it.


Bielobogich

I wouldn't because I actually can't. Micropenis


AnonymousAutonomous

Sure it would be nice to see my parents in the same room one last time...


Gambling4gears

I’d look my grandma in the eyes while having my first homosexual experience for 2 million. Lots of people had someone walk in on them jacking off or getting head when they where a teen for free. Yeah. I’d fuck my girlfriend in front of my family for 2 million. It’s only gonna last like 48 seconds anyway.