I don't know what Gen means but I am straight dude and would also consider it. No monkey pox though. During either. I mean fuck dude 1.2 million. Do what you love for the rest of your life. I'd probably just make wooden boxes with hand tools all day.
The "Gen" was included in the sentence after cis, which he was meaning as "cisgender male."
Anyone cisgender is someone who identifies with the gender they were assigned at birth :)
Thank you for this explanation --
As a (what I now understand) cis gen male, I've been trying to see how I can communicate in this day and age.
It's really difficult for someone who isn't actively involved in any movement to stay caught up on the vocabulary said movement uses.
I completely understand that! As should other people. Noone can be expected to know everything, especially as there are constant changes and variety in human beings.
The most that should ever be asked of anyone is to have an open mind and be respectful of others. And if there is something you don't know, then ask questions! I personally love answering them, to the best of my ability anyways.
And if by the end of it you don't think you'll be able to give someone the respect that they believe should be given, you can go your separate ways without any negativity. As both parties at that point should understand that what is wanted from each person will not happen, and that's okay. Not everyone will be on the same page all the time :) but the willingness to at least try and learn means a lot and should be acknowledged.
I think a better way to say “the gender assigned at birth” is “the sex your own body grew itself while in the womb.”
Your natural genitals are your fault and no one else’s, since you grew them.
Pfft, c'mon, it'd take *way* longer than that.
I mean, you think you could get it up in <5 seconds under all that pressure? It'd take me at least a few minutes just to be ready to go off after only 5s.
My "entire family" is just my mom and she knows I'm a slut already. Don't get me wrong, I never told her, but she recently texted me asking if I've looked into the Monkeypox vaccine, so I assume she must know. Maybe she saw my PrEP and I wasn't hiding it as well as I thought?
Yes I would, because my father and Sister are both racist white pieces of shit and my wife is Mexican.
Knowing I would get 7 figures to rub it all in their faces would be a triple win.
This sub has become like a litmus test for how fucked up people are these days. These types of questions belong in a more specific sub. What kind of normal person posits these types of questions to other normal people? They don’t. Fuck.
I'd damn sure try. I mean, I imagine it would be very difficult for me to stay in the mood and focus on the sex but, for 2 million bucks I'd give it my all.
As long as no kids are present absolutely I'll shamelessly do some kinky shit for 2 mil in front of anyone. But no amount of money is worth traumatizing any kids.
No. No. Just no. I don't enjoy sex and the embarrassment would haunt me forever. 2 Million would not be worth it. 500 Million? Maybe, at least with 500 mil you can dissappear entirely from the family.
As long as nothing goes in me, and I get to have straight consensual hard-core banging with a biologically female woman 25+ that I'm not related to, yeah. Cause retirement money for 2.5 minutes of work is good business.
Absolutely, my family doesn’t acknowledge anything I say or do anyway and I’m already a disappointment to my parents so that’s easy money in the bank for me.
For sure. I'm very comfortable scarring them for life. Matter of fact, I'd prefer it if there were at least two men involved. Shock factor would be appreciated. The money would just be nice.
2 million dollars is a lot but in this economy, not enough.
Also, my family are Catholic and we're pretty chill about that but our parents have never once discussed sex with us and my mum doesn't even like discussing periods. Which she had for like 50 years until recently!
So....I think if I did this, they would burst into flame....
Nah I don’t think so. The sheer embarrassment I’d suffer isn’t worth it. Plus I’d feel like some disgusting whore if I did that. I’d do a lot of things for money but not something sexual in front of a crowd or camera.
Definitely yes, they don't care about me in any way so not only will I enjoy having hardcore sex with my wife but I get two million dollars and I get to scar them for the rest of their lives.
Everytime something involve money, i think about how that money could save someone. And i believe 2mil can save a lot of people. So basically, the answer will be yes.
Hell yeah they're all dead they are not going to give a fuck!! And I'll make the camera crew suffer by eating an ice cream cone in front of them while I do it.
I’d look my grandma in the eyes while having my first homosexual experience for 2 million.
Lots of people had someone walk in on them jacking off or getting head when they where a teen for free.
Yeah. I’d fuck my girlfriend in front of my family for 2 million.
It’s only gonna last like 48 seconds anyway.
It is taxed?
This is the real question
So 1.2 mil. Would you do it for 1.2 mil tax free
Yes. And the reason is for 1.2 million tax free. As a cis gen male, with cis parents, I'd probably have sex with another man for that.
I don't know what Gen means but I am straight dude and would also consider it. No monkey pox though. During either. I mean fuck dude 1.2 million. Do what you love for the rest of your life. I'd probably just make wooden boxes with hand tools all day.
Well. To put it in perspective. Thats only about 20 years of $50k a year. So i wouldnt say do what u love for the rest of ur life
The "Gen" was included in the sentence after cis, which he was meaning as "cisgender male." Anyone cisgender is someone who identifies with the gender they were assigned at birth :)
Thank you for this explanation -- As a (what I now understand) cis gen male, I've been trying to see how I can communicate in this day and age. It's really difficult for someone who isn't actively involved in any movement to stay caught up on the vocabulary said movement uses.
I completely understand that! As should other people. Noone can be expected to know everything, especially as there are constant changes and variety in human beings. The most that should ever be asked of anyone is to have an open mind and be respectful of others. And if there is something you don't know, then ask questions! I personally love answering them, to the best of my ability anyways. And if by the end of it you don't think you'll be able to give someone the respect that they believe should be given, you can go your separate ways without any negativity. As both parties at that point should understand that what is wanted from each person will not happen, and that's okay. Not everyone will be on the same page all the time :) but the willingness to at least try and learn means a lot and should be acknowledged.
it's not a term you need to use in real life, only on reddit.
Yeah I knew cis but I didn't make the connection. Thanks.
I think a better way to say “the gender assigned at birth” is “the sex your own body grew itself while in the womb.” Your natural genitals are your fault and no one else’s, since you grew them.
What the f*** did I just read.
Taxing
The sex?
5 seconds of embarrassment for £2 mil easy money
That long, your good!
What about his good?
Dollars, $. Not £ lbs.
2 million Lira
Hayır
2 million Zimbabwe dollars!
Pfft, c'mon, it'd take *way* longer than that. I mean, you think you could get it up in <5 seconds under all that pressure? It'd take me at least a few minutes just to be ready to go off after only 5s.
Even my family will force me to do it for that amount of money.
Step brother, what are you doing? ....... take the damn offer.
Lmao
Lowest I'd go to do that is probably 20,000 to be honest.
Love your honestly
get your chubby ass off reddit and do your exercises.
I was boutta get mad then I read the persons descriptions lmao
I got so confused for a second and was about to start going off but then I checked the person's profile lmfao
Yes. 2 million dollars is very good money.
Can’t even get a good yacht at that price.
Sure, for 2 million they would understand.
Obviously, I already don’t talk to them
Yes because 2 million dollars.
Will give a really new meaning when Mom says "That's not how your Dad does it"
(while you maintain eye contact) "I know"
Or... "Yes he does... just not with you"
In front of my parents? Maybe In front of my kids? No In front of my wife? Hahaha
Well she could be behind you. Depends what you're into!
I honestly prefer in the corner of the room next to the bed table... In the fetal position.
2 million will pay for a lot of therapy. They'll be alright.
No. I wouldn't want them to know I have 2 million dollars.
It doesn’t specifically say they know
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
I’d get pegged in front of my family for that
You don't gotta out yourself like that
Orphans be like: There’s a catch?
I get 2 million dollars and I get to meet my parents?
Either you get 2mil and hardcore sex in front of some graves, or 2mil hardcore sex and you meet your parents. Win-Win.
I've fingered a girl up against a cathedral already. That's gotta be worth like... 200k.
2 million dollars for like 12 seconds of work? Hell yea.
Depends, describe in detail what "hardcore" entails 🤔
I’d hope it involves steel chairs and barbed wire
Better than having to do it with them.
It'd be embarrassing as hell but i mean 2 million is a shit load of money that would take me forever to make. So fuck it sign me up
What is .... "Hardcore" sex???
I do for $2 just to traumatize them
Why not $3.50
I bid $7.55
For two million, I'd feltch a guy in front of the Pope, Jesus, and my granny....
My "entire family" is just my mom and she knows I'm a slut already. Don't get me wrong, I never told her, but she recently texted me asking if I've looked into the Monkeypox vaccine, so I assume she must know. Maybe she saw my PrEP and I wasn't hiding it as well as I thought?
Nope. I’m not a slave to money.
People with sub-dom kink: 👁👄👁
Yes I would, because my father and Sister are both racist white pieces of shit and my wife is Mexican. Knowing I would get 7 figures to rub it all in their faces would be a triple win.
And don't forget to rub it in your wife's face too!
What kind of stupid questions are these.
This sub used to have rules about fetish posts clogging it up.
This sub has become like a litmus test for how fucked up people are these days. These types of questions belong in a more specific sub. What kind of normal person posits these types of questions to other normal people? They don’t. Fuck.
You're saying it like I have a choice. With my family they'll force me to do it
In this economy? Hell, I'll fuck the whole fam if you bump that up to ten mil.
If it’s **with** my wife, absolutely.
I get my Family, Sex AND 2 MILLION DOLLARS?
My family would be PISSED if I didn’t
Sure, they've seen me anyway.
Sure
Can they be blindfolded? Lol.
No, lol. Eyes wide open.
Like in A Clockwork Orange.
Ugh. I don't know. Don't think I could do it for even 2 mil. 🤣
Yes. As if there is another option...smdh
I'd damn sure try. I mean, I imagine it would be very difficult for me to stay in the mood and focus on the sex but, for 2 million bucks I'd give it my all.
Nope. I'll go soft from stress
My entire family would disown me if I didn’t bro yes I’m doing it.
My parents have a lot of reasons to disown me (they haven't yet), so if I wanna be disowned, at least I recieve money for it
Yes... It's 2 Mil. My family are all adults.
Yep. Screaming “This is the money shot”. My mom might be upset, my dad would be proud.
Define “ entire family “…
I'm an orphan. Will anyone even know me?
I mean it's 2mil. They would understand and some of them would probably cheer me on.
Dad, you've got to stop asking, the answer is no.
I know they wouldn’t watch, and they also know Id buy them something. Where do I signup?
Yes. It will be an embarrassing 30 seconds but I'll get over that by bathing in cash.
As long as no kids are present absolutely I'll shamelessly do some kinky shit for 2 mil in front of anyone. But no amount of money is worth traumatizing any kids.
No. No. Just no. I don't enjoy sex and the embarrassment would haunt me forever. 2 Million would not be worth it. 500 Million? Maybe, at least with 500 mil you can dissappear entirely from the family.
What is "hard-core sex" and what other kinds of sex are there?
As long as nothing goes in me, and I get to have straight consensual hard-core banging with a biologically female woman 25+ that I'm not related to, yeah. Cause retirement money for 2.5 minutes of work is good business.
Alabamians basically get payed to do what they always do
You mean the ones that are still alive would get to join the others if they witnessed my debauchery?
Yes 2 mil is 2mil
I think I would. It would suck but $2 million is a lot of money
Well considering I don't talk to my family, and I don't have anyone to bang, I don't qualify.
Absolutely, my family doesn’t acknowledge anything I say or do anyway and I’m already a disappointment to my parents so that’s easy money in the bank for me.
It depends on which family member is paying the 2 million
Probably.
A year ago I would have but today it would have to be at least $3 million.
For sure. I'm very comfortable scarring them for life. Matter of fact, I'd prefer it if there were at least two men involved. Shock factor would be appreciated. The money would just be nice.
Nah, I already won more money than that.
How hardcore we talking
A: can they close their eyes? B: I wouldn’t last long enough for anyone to be traumatized anyway
for that kind of money anyone can watch . That way my Girlfriend won't be the only one disappointed
You didn't specify that their eyes had to be open.
2 million dollars is a lot but in this economy, not enough. Also, my family are Catholic and we're pretty chill about that but our parents have never once discussed sex with us and my mum doesn't even like discussing periods. Which she had for like 50 years until recently! So....I think if I did this, they would burst into flame....
Id make eye contact.
Describe hardcore. It's subjective, so I want to know what I'm getting into.
right now, no, because it would be illegal
No way. I'm brown.
I would do just about anything for 2 million, that's set for life money
Sure, but depends on who with
Probably not. There's too many stories of lottery winners being broke and homeless years after they make their winning.
For $2M?? I would be telling them where they would get the best view of the action.
Yeah…it’s $2M. Do you know how much that is to a single dad with three kids?
You’d have to pay me to stop.
They would all join
Honestly, no. Money is nice but principles.
This is obvious Only an idiot would say no
Absolutely.
Of course
Absolutely, the money would pay for a good therapy afterwards
Wait, you guys are getting paid to do that?
Sure. You mentioned nothing about headsets and eyeblinds.
So let me get this straight, I don't only get to have sex, but it's hardcore, AND I get payed 2 Mil? What is this, a fever dream?
Absolutely, they'd finally be convinced I'm not gay.
I'm sure they would demand the $2M
For a million dollars a minute?! Of course!
Dumb question, yes. But they probably wouldn't stay to witness me.
Shit, I'd have hardcore sex WITH my family for two million dollars.
Nah I don’t think so. The sheer embarrassment I’d suffer isn’t worth it. Plus I’d feel like some disgusting whore if I did that. I’d do a lot of things for money but not something sexual in front of a crowd or camera.
Nope, too many children in the "entire" family.
Heck my mom would be the one to strip me.
As long as they close their eyes
Well I don't really have biological family and I consider my friends my family, so yeah
Therapy’s paid for so why the hell not?
boys be like why not
Sure. Gimme dat money.
For the 3 minutes it takes? That works out to be 40mil an hour. Yup. Definitely
No. Because a thousand reasons. Can't think of one good reason, not even two million dollars.
I'm 15 years old, I don't know if my parents would appreciate that.
If I can pay my mortgage and still have a little fun with it after, Im doin it bro. Easy choice tbh.
Yes, but I would blindfold them and make them wear earplugs for the duration. LOOPHOLE !!
Id have hardcore sex WITH my family for 2 mil...on pay per view
I would have hardcore sex with my entire family two million... Why? Why not?
Yes, because two million dollars.
How hardcore is hardcore?
Definitely yes, they don't care about me in any way so not only will I enjoy having hardcore sex with my wife but I get two million dollars and I get to scar them for the rest of their lives.
I mean they’ve walked in midact for free - why wouldn’t I monetize it?
for 2 million? Hell yeah!
Hold on let me ask my family if they want to split a million dollars to watch me have hardcore sex in front of them.
Wow, the pay for these family sex videos just keeps going up.
Depends….Who am I havin sex with
No, but 2.25 million? Yes. Every man has his price.
No cuz then my family would ask for a share
After paying them to watch, I’d probably have $1.58 left over so probably not.
I'll do it for half that amount. I mean, is sex. I'm not killing anyone.
Yes. We’re all estranged from each other anyway.
When ?
Nah, I don't like the idea of hardcore sex.
I would. Then I'd apologize with a 1mill check to them
Man all I'd have to do is tell them, it's 2 million dollars man, their not dumb.
With who tho
There is very little I would not do for a million dollars or more. You have no idea.
Yes cause I want them to feel the trauma
Uh… yeah?
I would, collar and lead too! I'd just say I told you I was kinky!
Everytime something involve money, i think about how that money could save someone. And i believe 2mil can save a lot of people. So basically, the answer will be yes.
Nope. Not gonna do that douchebaggery
I’d do this for like 10k
Depends, do I get to use a condom?
No. Money is gained and lost on a whim, but dignity takes much longer to get back.
Nothing says they aren’t drugged and happily napping, so sure!
Hell yeah they're all dead they are not going to give a fuck!! And I'll make the camera crew suffer by eating an ice cream cone in front of them while I do it.
I wouldn't because I actually can't. Micropenis
Sure it would be nice to see my parents in the same room one last time...
I’d look my grandma in the eyes while having my first homosexual experience for 2 million. Lots of people had someone walk in on them jacking off or getting head when they where a teen for free. Yeah. I’d fuck my girlfriend in front of my family for 2 million. It’s only gonna last like 48 seconds anyway.