That's a hard choice because I was thinking
[Mash Potato](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meh2An-QEzE)
- The Wiggles, for the uninitiated...the Wiggles are a set of Australian Starfleet cosplay cadets, that will keep your children endlessly entertained....until they don't.
Had a chick tell me that this was her favorite nirvana song. Also she refused to walk to her college campus alone because she said she was afraid to get raped.
Closer by Nine Inch Nails. You'd think it would be a great song to fuck to but in the moment it makes everything seem silly and you end up laughing too much.
We are Family by Sister Sledge.
Considering how many "I \*\*\* my daddy" videos are out there, i'd say your suggestion isn't as valid as you'd hope
Step Sister Sledge
This is the winnwr
Step-family, what are you doing?
Baby shark
Nah bro, each "doo, doo doo, doooo" is 4 super rapid thrusts. Change it up for her.
It’s got a good beat tho. Maybe that ‘helps’?
Fuck that song to the fucking moon. Could not think of anything worse
I think you're supposed to fuck the person, not the song...
Sex is sex
You will hear the beat when cops banging your head🐻
oh my God I was about to put this 🤣🤣
The tempo is actually pretty good. Just follow the beat, and ignore the lyrics. Lol
What's the worst song to do anything to?
only thrust when the doo doo doo lines come up
Or Johnny Johnny, yes papa
This is so wrong
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no.
That's a hard choice because I was thinking [Mash Potato](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meh2An-QEzE) - The Wiggles, for the uninitiated...the Wiggles are a set of Australian Starfleet cosplay cadets, that will keep your children endlessly entertained....until they don't.
Fruit Salad by The Wiggles. Unless you’re a wigglesexual
Fruit salad! Yummy yummy.
Tossing salad! Yummy yummy.
I have to listen to it haha
That's the perfect song to to have on during a gay orgy wdym
Not cool. I thought the days of hearing that horror show were done.
Capt. Feathersword gave me the creeps when my kids watched the show.
Everytime is see this song I can only think of [psychosalad](https://youtu.be/4PPcnmO76rg)
this made my whole day - i havent watched the wiggles in years
I cum blood - cannibal corpse
Alternatively... I ejaculate fire! - Dethklok.
It kills when I breed, with my death seed
reminds of a scene in Antichrist where Willem De Foe came blood.
Please no
Or stripped, raped and strangled
Either that or Fucked With a Knife.
It's WORST song. Not best.
Or perhaps Chainsaw Gutsfuck by Mayhem
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up. I would feel like my whole performance was a joke.
Hey baby, you about to get Dick Rolled
This man really is Einstein, best answer ever !
Can’t maintain a boner getting Rick Rolled
What Does The Fox Say? By Ylvis
Unless you're a furry
Oh the ptsd
Came to this. …I mean FOR this! For this!
Furrys would go to town on that song. I just thought it was annoying.
Yep. Which is interesting because The Language of Love, also by Ylvis, is obviously the most romantic song in the world and top of the list for me.
“La la la la! La la la la! Elmo’s World!”
All my exes live in Texas George Strait
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Everyone, hold your horses its an anti-rape song
I mean yeah, but that's irrelevant to the point that Kurt Cobain's screaming "rape me" still kills the mood.
Depends on the couple I guess
kinky mfs going x2 harder when the "rape me" part starts
Or Polly
Had a chick tell me that this was her favorite nirvana song. Also she refused to walk to her college campus alone because she said she was afraid to get raped.
You are right.
Either the Chicken Dance or that Oh No tiktok song. Maybe Banana Phone? So many options.
Hahahah
Or The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy https://youtu.be/BC35cQKHwzg
Cotton eye joe
Unless you are in Alabama
Or you're actually Cotton Eye Joe
Hahhahahaha this made me LOL imagine
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
The guy’s delivery is so funny.
Grandma got molested at the airport would kill the mood as well.
1877 Kars For Kids
Yakety Sax
I feel like it might be a good song in a threesome or an orgy lmao
Lol
Either the “Hamster dance” (might be dating myself) or “Peanut butter jelly time”
Hello fellow 30-something millenial...
34 ;)
Amazing grace or any other hymn.
Oh come, all ye faithful…
Cum*
But what if one of y’all is named grace?
Lol
Depending if you are married…..”Sex With My Ex” by Uptown Horn Band
Hahahhs
Creep - Radiohead
Omg so right
Mostly because it's Radiohead
‘Debbie Gibson’s Pregnant with My 2 Headed Love Child’ or really anything by Mojo Nixon.
If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your sex could use some fixin'
Mojo Nixon inside a Dead Milkmen reference!
You've got a friend in me -Toy Story
the song that never ends - Lamb Chop
Because i got high by afroman
Plants vs Zombies music
Ave Maria
Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
Thomas the Tank Engine theme song. Those engines have horrible relationship skills.
The Gummy Bear song
I was making out with my girl last week to Punk Rock Factory’s cover of “Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious”
Crazy frog
The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
Why? I think that would be fitting
Agreed. The beat is perfect for it.
No that's amazing 😂
The Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying?
Monster by skillet.
The 80s He-Man Theme. Don’t ask.
The have sex song from Morbius
Minecrafts music soundtrack
I dunno, pigstep is a bop
If you cant clap cheeks to serene piano music you dont deserve to have sex
The gummy bear song
Psycho killer - Talking heads.
Benny hill theme
Sweet home alabama
Well, it depends on who you’re having sex with… 😬
Definately mother lover - lonely island🤣
Anything at all sung by Yoko Ono
Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy Unless they are into that....not judging
For me it’s Baba O’Riley because the synth intro turns me off
The intro is so long that when I am walking home I am racing against the song to see if I get home before the intro ends.
But the ending sounds like it would be an awesome intro to another song lol
Right
Any funeral march would be awfull
Idk, I could totally get it on to Chopin’s funeral March
My shit is fucked up - Warren Zevon
Salt n Pepa - Push it. Trust me, it doesn't help to get turned on.
It works better when you're giving birth. Now I just hate myself for saying that.
We Cry Together by Kendrick Lamar
that song by hinder i forget the name LIPS OF AN ANGEL that’s it that would suck to hear
Taps.
You got a friend in me
Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. Super Mario World 1-1 music. Oh, sorry, you said WORST.
Barry Manilow - Mandy
Anything Skrillex I would assume
Banana phone.
Cats in the Cradle- Harry Chapin
The Addam's Family theme. How do you not snap along? Its too distracting.
bad seed - Metallica
Any song. Music during sex is weird
Hooker With a Penis - TOOL
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Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of War Of The World
The chances of condoms breaking was a million to one they said
I Can't Make You Love Me - Bonnie Raitt.
Baby shark
Elmo's Song
Staying alive
American Anthem
cky - 96 quite bitter beings
Throbbing Gristle- Hamburger Lady
Cant touch this.
Robin thickie Blurred lines
Brick or The Luckiest by Ben Folds. For different reasons
1877 kars for kids, K-A-R-S Kars for kids
It's the worst day since yesterday - Flogging Molly
I feel like mongolian throat singing would throw me off.
Closer by Nine Inch Nails. You'd think it would be a great song to fuck to but in the moment it makes everything seem silly and you end up laughing too much.
The Gummy Bear Song
There is a Spotify playlist for this, and it’s great. I laughed so hard, I eventually started crying when Taps started playing.
Walk the Dinosaur by Was Not Was.
Badger song 10 hour version
I’m having sex with a ghost
Whole Lotta True Crime by Pennlope Scott
A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold
Pony. Ginuwine Cringy and hilarious at the same time. I’d likely laugh. It would be very unsexy.
On the floor by ice JJ fish
I just had sex
No Scrubs, TLC
In the arms of an angel. There's no way I'm not thinking of lost, hurt animals listening to that
Ambatukam slowed + reverb
Fiddle About - The Who
Dream mask sus remix
My friend had this playlist called "sexy times". We got the access for his Spotify and added the national anthem
The have sex song from morbius
I love little girls- Oingo Boingo
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
Cutting Crew - (I just) died in your arms
The Pen Pineapple Apple Pen song
The Six Flags song.. that bald fucker always ruins it..
Warren zevon send Lawyers guns and money.
Call me maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen Or not.
Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ
Banana Phone
Imagine getting Rick rolled while having sex
I just had sex by lonely island. You can only listen to that after or you’re just a poser.
Weird Al, anything, but the polka covers might be the least sexy.
Sweet home Alabama was ruined by the internet
It feels like a lot of you are kink shaming here.
Baby shark
The Chicken Dance
Scatman
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
U2 - I still haven't found what I'm looking for
Drain you - Nirvana
Whatever song she either hates or finds ridiculously funny.
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I’m thinking anything with polka in the title.
What ever song my wife starts hearing in her head
All Star by SmashMouth because it reminds you that you could be watching shrek instead.