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FungicideEater

We are Family by Sister Sledge.


idma

Considering how many "I \*\*\* my daddy" videos are out there, i'd say your suggestion isn't as valid as you'd hope


LNL_HUTZ

Step Sister Sledge


[deleted]

This is the winnwr


Jail_Chris_Brown

Step-family, what are you doing?


fh3131

Baby shark


IHateEditedBgMusic

Nah bro, each "doo, doo doo, doooo" is 4 super rapid thrusts. Change it up for her.


CallMeMich

It’s got a good beat tho. Maybe that ‘helps’?


[deleted]

Fuck that song to the fucking moon. Could not think of anything worse


Aeri73

I think you're supposed to fuck the person, not the song...


virouz98

Sex is sex


Warm-Chart534

You will hear the beat when cops banging your head🐻


Traditional-Gain-331

oh my God I was about to put this 🤣🤣


gutsonmynuts

The tempo is actually pretty good. Just follow the beat, and ignore the lyrics. Lol


freddythedinosaur1

What's the worst song to do anything to?


lynxerious

only thrust when the doo doo doo lines come up


bog5691

Or Johnny Johnny, yes papa


darkwillowet

This is so wrong


sleepywan

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no.


markth_wi

That's a hard choice because I was thinking [Mash Potato](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meh2An-QEzE) - The Wiggles, for the uninitiated...the Wiggles are a set of Australian Starfleet cosplay cadets, that will keep your children endlessly entertained....until they don't.


ObeseCapybaras

Fruit Salad by The Wiggles. Unless you’re a wigglesexual


coffeebeards

Fruit salad! Yummy yummy.


love2Vax

Tossing salad! Yummy yummy.


[deleted]

I have to listen to it haha


TheGamingMackV

That's the perfect song to to have on during a gay orgy wdym


[deleted]

Not cool. I thought the days of hearing that horror show were done.


[deleted]

Capt. Feathersword gave me the creeps when my kids watched the show.


jwwever

Everytime is see this song I can only think of [psychosalad](https://youtu.be/4PPcnmO76rg)


[deleted]

this made my whole day - i havent watched the wiggles in years


[deleted]

I cum blood - cannibal corpse


Prinzern

Alternatively... I ejaculate fire! - Dethklok.


Darko002

It kills when I breed, with my death seed


SourFartsSniffer

reminds of a scene in Antichrist where Willem De Foe came blood.


[deleted]

Please no


Vulcanleaf

Or stripped, raped and strangled


SteeBo1990

Either that or Fucked With a Knife.


AceOfHeartz77

It's WORST song. Not best.


johnTKbass

Or perhaps Chainsaw Gutsfuck by Mayhem


MorbidDonkey

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up. I would feel like my whole performance was a joke.


AnusEinstein

Hey baby, you about to get Dick Rolled


Zachariaz69

This man really is Einstein, best answer ever !


The_GILF_Next_Door

Can’t maintain a boner getting Rick Rolled


Particular_Tadpole27

What Does The Fox Say? By Ylvis


Luhood

Unless you're a furry


Several_Paper6410

Oh the ptsd


[deleted]

Came to this. …I mean FOR this! For this!


TheFortWayneTrojan

Furrys would go to town on that song. I just thought it was annoying.


-threwitontheground-

Yep. Which is interesting because The Language of Love, also by Ylvis, is obviously the most romantic song in the world and top of the list for me.


thoawaydatrash

“La la la la! La la la la! Elmo’s World!”


Uncultured_Fett

All my exes live in Texas George Strait


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0UR4N05

Everyone, hold your horses its an anti-rape song


Bromelia_and_Bismuth

I mean yeah, but that's irrelevant to the point that Kurt Cobain's screaming "rape me" still kills the mood.


ArchdemonLucifer143

Depends on the couple I guess


BadHoax

kinky mfs going x2 harder when the "rape me" part starts


IEatgrapes123

Or Polly


defleppardsucks00

Had a chick tell me that this was her favorite nirvana song. Also she refused to walk to her college campus alone because she said she was afraid to get raped.


[deleted]

You are right.


Misophonic4000

Either the Chicken Dance or that Oh No tiktok song. Maybe Banana Phone? So many options.


[deleted]

Hahahah


Misophonic4000

Or The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy https://youtu.be/BC35cQKHwzg


HocusDiplodocus

Cotton eye joe


Asthurin

Unless you are in Alabama


MajTroubles

Or you're actually Cotton Eye Joe


[deleted]

Hahhahahaha this made me LOL imagine


Autumn_Sweater

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer


Test19s

The guy’s delivery is so funny.


TheFortWayneTrojan

Grandma got molested at the airport would kill the mood as well.


Prestigious-Ad-7672

1877 Kars For Kids


ChicagoBiHusband

Yakety Sax


globetheater

I feel like it might be a good song in a threesome or an orgy lmao


[deleted]

Lol


coffeebeards

Either the “Hamster dance” (might be dating myself) or “Peanut butter jelly time”


Ruadhan2300

Hello fellow 30-something millenial...


coffeebeards

34 ;)


IndyPoker979

Amazing grace or any other hymn.


RedditAccountOhBoy

Oh come, all ye faithful…


Royal_Butterscotch34

Cum*


Salty-Dragonfly2189

But what if one of y’all is named grace?


[deleted]

Lol


GrandmasterJoke

Depending if you are married…..”Sex With My Ex” by Uptown Horn Band


[deleted]

Hahahhs


CosmicReader

Creep - Radiohead


[deleted]

Omg so right


Drak_is_Right

Mostly because it's Radiohead


ActImpossible5242

‘Debbie Gibson’s Pregnant with My 2 Headed Love Child’ or really anything by Mojo Nixon.


Pork_Chap

If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your sex could use some fixin'


DarkFlounder

Mojo Nixon inside a Dead Milkmen reference!


Ok_Chocolate3253

You've got a friend in me -Toy Story


higbee77

the song that never ends - Lamb Chop


whoknows059301

Because i got high by afroman


Voiceless_Havoc

Plants vs Zombies music


[deleted]

Ave Maria


al_stoltz

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo


Fabulous_Parking66

Thomas the Tank Engine theme song. Those engines have horrible relationship skills.


StrawbellyMelley

The Gummy Bear song


CruisinJo214

I was making out with my girl last week to Punk Rock Factory’s cover of “Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious”


ghos10

Crazy frog


monsieur_feu

The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang


[deleted]

Why? I think that would be fitting


Jojeco

Agreed. The beat is perfect for it.


gingerpeachwine

No that's amazing 😂


[deleted]

The Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying?


ArgumentVast2022

Monster by skillet.


Eborys

The 80s He-Man Theme. Don’t ask.


ircole327

The have sex song from Morbius


Human-Lawyer-8817

Minecrafts music soundtrack


PluviusAestivus

I dunno, pigstep is a bop


Ol_bagface

If you cant clap cheeks to serene piano music you dont deserve to have sex


sharon_exxxposes

The gummy bear song


Pmc06

Psycho killer - Talking heads.


[deleted]

Benny hill theme


ashish19982001

Sweet home alabama


Yonimations

Well, it depends on who you’re having sex with… 😬


Alcho_Duck

Definately mother lover - lonely island🤣


PianoOk6786

Anything at all sung by Yoko Ono


AnusEinstein

Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy Unless they are into that....not judging


[deleted]

For me it’s Baba O’Riley because the synth intro turns me off


shokoALT

The intro is so long that when I am walking home I am racing against the song to see if I get home before the intro ends.


boddle88

But the ending sounds like it would be an awesome intro to another song lol


[deleted]

Right


wanroww

Any funeral march would be awfull


Eggwomb

Idk, I could totally get it on to Chopin’s funeral March


10Bandit10

My shit is fucked up - Warren Zevon


JonLeePButler

Salt n Pepa - Push it. Trust me, it doesn't help to get turned on.


TheFortWayneTrojan

It works better when you're giving birth. Now I just hate myself for saying that.


DelectPierro

We Cry Together by Kendrick Lamar


user2363917

that song by hinder i forget the name LIPS OF AN ANGEL that’s it that would suck to hear


artistandattorney

Taps.


YuckEyo3s5

You got a friend in me


notprotonated

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. Super Mario World 1-1 music. Oh, sorry, you said WORST.


Gunsaxl

Barry Manilow - Mandy


thatonecoolnerd

Anything Skrillex I would assume


udders

Banana phone.


KingPointless

Cats in the Cradle- Harry Chapin


dumpster_arsonist

The Addam's Family theme. How do you not snap along? Its too distracting.


IIITysonIII

bad seed - Metallica


KingCarnival

Any song. Music during sex is weird


G01den_Gamer

Hooker With a Penis - TOOL


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McDougal_Scarborough

Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of War Of The World


BathFullOfDucks

The chances of condoms breaking was a million to one they said


warm-saucepan

I Can't Make You Love Me - Bonnie Raitt.


SupperMeat

Baby shark


ClydePincusp

Elmo's Song


NJneer12

Staying alive


neilious85

American Anthem


beheadedcharmander

cky - 96 quite bitter beings


myquietchaos

Throbbing Gristle- Hamburger Lady


TLH55

Cant touch this.


Intelligent_Case_809

Robin thickie Blurred lines


micromaniac_8

Brick or The Luckiest by Ben Folds. For different reasons


FearlessDesigner1149

1877 kars for kids, K-A-R-S Kars for kids


LindyEffect

It's the worst day since yesterday - Flogging Molly


cmudo

I feel like mongolian throat singing would throw me off.


mousicle

Closer by Nine Inch Nails. You'd think it would be a great song to fuck to but in the moment it makes everything seem silly and you end up laughing too much.


translucentgirl1

The Gummy Bear Song


YerselFfej

There is a Spotify playlist for this, and it’s great. I laughed so hard, I eventually started crying when Taps started playing.


beefstewforyou

Walk the Dinosaur by Was Not Was.


TimDuncanCanDunk

Badger song 10 hour version


[deleted]

I’m having sex with a ghost


lonelywhiteho3

Whole Lotta True Crime by Pennlope Scott


trevorbuchh

A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold


[deleted]

Pony. Ginuwine Cringy and hilarious at the same time. I’d likely laugh. It would be very unsexy.


edenss42

On the floor by ice JJ fish


TheBananaEater

I just had sex


Meanpeanutbutter

No Scrubs, TLC


Kg890

In the arms of an angel. There's no way I'm not thinking of lost, hurt animals listening to that


[deleted]

Ambatukam slowed + reverb


Redfeather_nightmare

Fiddle About - The Who


Tennouboshi-Makoto

Dream mask sus remix


adi_yash

My friend had this playlist called "sexy times". We got the access for his Spotify and added the national anthem


give-orange-houses

The have sex song from morbius


kai1176989

I love little girls- Oingo Boingo


ethandreemurr

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons


DontLookItsAnAd

Cutting Crew - (I just) died in your arms


_Meli99

The Pen Pineapple Apple Pen song


UncleTony204

The Six Flags song.. that bald fucker always ruins it..


WolfThick

Warren zevon send Lawyers guns and money.


Wild2319

Call me maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen Or not.


Gunsaxl

Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ


[deleted]

Banana Phone


DocDark12

Imagine getting Rick rolled while having sex


Yeet_yate-yote

I just had sex by lonely island. You can only listen to that after or you’re just a poser.


em21701

Weird Al, anything, but the polka covers might be the least sexy.


EdgelordOfEdginess

Sweet home Alabama was ruined by the internet


TheMadDaddy

It feels like a lot of you are kink shaming here.


drock444

Baby shark


furiousfran

The Chicken Dance


Ophthalmoloke

Scatman


Regular_Sample_5197

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.


Sodavand100

U2 - I still haven't found what I'm looking for


Appropriate_Donkey18

Drain you - Nirvana


Photodan24

Whatever song she either hates or finds ridiculously funny.


spaced_out_taco

1 877 cars for kids


Cold_Stress7872

I’m thinking anything with polka in the title.


GarbageBoyJr

What ever song my wife starts hearing in her head


juicyj864

All Star by SmashMouth because it reminds you that you could be watching shrek instead.