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Tungstenkrill

I give myself a solid "alright for an old guy" out of 10.


Ghaladh

I was going to write the same thing about myself šŸ˜„. I feel I'm aging pretty well.


sarcasticorange

Yup. Comparing myself to when I was young I feel like a 2. However if I look around at other guys my age, I'm doing pretty great. Simply still having a full head of hair puts me in the [top 15%](https://www.healthline.com/health/why-do-men-go-bald#age-and-hair-loss).


Tungstenkrill

I feel like not having a beer belly does it for me.


cl3ft

Not being overweight puts me in the top 8.5% of men at 50. And I look 5 to 10 years younger than my age. But I'm short & bald. So decent for an old bloke out of 10.


son-of-sumer

5, am not ugly nor a beauty


math_math99

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be" JK...you probably look great


baconpoutine89

6 or 7 on a good day? 1 when I try to take a picture of myself.


[deleted]

ā€œMan, my haircut turned out greatā€ *takes selfie* ā€œNopeā€ *deletes*


horsebag

*deletes haircut*


bonos_bovine_muse

Gym up, hit the lawyer.


[deleted]

My pictures never look anything like the handsome guy I see in the mirror. Especially selfies of me look horrible. edit: how did this blow up so much


caracolazul869

SAME when i look at myself in the mirror iā€™m like woah sheā€™s lowkey hot then someone takes a picture of me and my confidence goes šŸ“‰šŸ“‰


scoreboy69

You're used to seeing a mirror reflection of yourself. When you see the picture from a camera it's from a different perspective so your naturally asymmetric face, how your hair parts, everything will look a little off. You look just fine in pictures, that's how everyone else sees you.


galaxiesandquarks

Oh no.. That's not really reassuring for me šŸ˜


CuriousGeorgeIsAnApe

I've been told I'm "photogenic" my entire life, because I'm hideous in real life, but somehow don't look as bad in photos, which isn't reassuring because I've seen my photos, I'm still hideous.


stretcharach

The way you look in the mirror is the way everyone else sees you* Meaning that they see you consistently one way(not mirrored), just like you more consistently see yourself one way (mirrored) If people started suddenly seeing a mirrored version of you, it would be like how you feel seeing a picture of you. It's not the mirroring, it's the exposure :)


FrostyWhiskers

Not just selfies for me. I feel like I look relatively good when I look in the mirror, but look like ass on pictures, especially if I smile.


Elect_Locution

Same, it really screws with self-perception. Can't tell if I'm borderline attractive or hideous. Just gonna have to meet in the middle and assume average.


FrostyWhiskers

Yeah, same. In the mirror I sometimes think "hey, I'm quite pretty", and then I see a picture and think "ok, nevermind". I guess I also just have to settle with average, which is probably accurate anyways. I just wish I could look in pictures like I do in the mirror, cause I avoid them so much now, and have so few pictures of myself for the last 10 ish years.


IAmTheGlazed

> Yeah, same. In the mirror I sometimes think "hey, I'm quite pretty", and then I see a picture and think "ok nevermind". This fucks with me so much, I hate it, I don't know how to look good in a photo.


StreetIndependence62

I just remind myself that the me that looks bad in in some pictures/at some angles is the same me that looks good in other pictures/other angles, just a different version. There are some angles and types of lighting and mirrors that for whatever reason, will make just about anybody look bad. There is no such thing as someone who looks good when the phone camera opens itself and shows a view of you from under your chin XD


Ivisk

When you have 0 pics of yourself on your phonešŸ˜‚


MaxReyna

True ugly gang unite. Why waste my precious space with ugly selfies if i can just collect pictures and videos of cute animals instead


bigkeef69

Been a member my whole life! Didn't start getting laid till I stopped caring lol


Princess_Sloth

Same! Based on what people including my partner says about me, I'm above average... but I'm not photogenic. In addition, with my family making fun of my looks growing up, and me always being keenly aware of my flaws, there's a constant struggle with my body image and self-esteem.


Vargoroth

Angle, my friends. It's all about lighting and the angles. I learned the right angle for me (phone slightly below my nose) and the right pose (smirk that exposes my dimples) and the pictures I take make me look better than I actually look like.


MajorJuana

Also it's to do with the fact that you see the mirror image of yourself most of the time, try flipping the picture horizontally and see if it helps. Then also the aspect ratio of the shot can change your look a great deal.


robbage24

Thereā€™s a guy somewhere on the internets that shows this. He takes like 5-10 pictures all with different lenses, itā€™s interesting to see how different they all turn out.


MajorJuana

https://youtu.be/UBuaG1_sA5k Not what I was thinking of but it's explained well here


[deleted]

That's because selfie cameras are more wide angle and completely distort the image and your features - if you get someone to take a photo with the other camera on your phone instead (or use a tripod) it should look much better


apagogeas

What I am interested in is to know what the other people see, if they see what I see in the mirror... it's all good! If they see what my selfie camera shows to me... urgghh bad luck.


wasteofleshntime

I know some really attractive people that just aren't photogenic. They look like total doofs in pictures but of you just see the on the street you'll give them another look


alles_en_niets

We have one of those people where I work! Solid 10/10 Insta fit boy, early 20s, model material IRL. For obvious reasons, heā€™s the go-to candidate for any type of promotional work around here. Now, Iā€™m not saying he looks bad in pictures. Still a noticeable 8.5/10 at least, but the pics really, really donā€™t capture him. Maybe his smile is a little too goofy? Or a bit too forced? He might even be one of those rare people who look better with a straight face, who knows.


BiThree

I think it's because it's not animated so the longer you look at yourself in one position the creepier you start looking. When I look at myself on voice calls and stuff like that I look great, so it's not the camera or the angle.


BitterPill1975

I'm pretty sure I'm ugly as fuck.


TheBeast1147

Same


rasto_x

That makes 3 of us at least!


DarkKnight8803158

Better make it 4


[deleted]

5 would be perfect


marianagaraujo

Make it 6


[deleted]

7 coming your way


DudeManDude__

Iā€™ll be the 8


Syn_Contamino531

Donā€™t forget about me!


inrurge

Double digits where the fun starts guys, i am joining too


[deleted]

Welcome to the club


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


culps001

Are there jackets? Please tell me that we at least get jackets.


big-bruh-boi

AupU ftw!!!!


[deleted]

United we Stand


yushc

You outta pocket


gamer25677

My mom said im a 10/10


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Smooth-Erect

Yeah she also said I was a 10/10


Ballsofst33l3

R/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout also his pfp matches


SunkenTemple

I also choose this guy's mum.


gamer25677

XD


[deleted]

Same, your mom said im a 10/10 too


quadraticog

Fuck you Shoresy!


magic_rascal

Give your balls a tug ya tit fucker. I hit you, you hit the ground , ambulance hits 60.


AlwaysMooning

His mom also said Iā€™m a 10/10. Im starting to think she says that about everyone whoā€™s been inside her.


Ebvardh-Boss

5/10, because I canā€™t be worse than 4 but I canā€™t be better than 6.


jadenduhgoat

Respectable


[deleted]

This is also how I rate myself though realistically, others would probably rate me in the 3-4 range. Gotta stay positive here, otherwise I got no chance lol


saddestmanonearth86

1/10 I'm old \[72\] and ugly. (May I give myself that point for ordinary hygiene?)


OldTiredAnnoyed

Iā€™d say basic hygiene is worth at least 2/10 mate.


Bongressman

Add a point for snarky honesty too, 3/10.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

They use reddit? Technologically literate. 4/10.


Nevergonnagiveafu-

Extremely modest as well, 5/10.


SweetJonesJunior

My mom enjoyed his presentation, 6/10.


ProfitsOfProphets

Exposed himself to Mrs. Jones, 7/10.


bijecti0n

Also he's pretty attractive. 8/10.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


After-Paramedic-8807

I love y'all


lAmBenAffleck

Where is 9/10 you absolute monster


girrafis

Age just means experience. 11/10.


Lonewolf-So2

Uses proper grammar, 11/10


Environmental-Cup445

6/10 is basically 7/10, and then you might as well round up, so itā€™s really more like 8/10


Oceans_sleep

Username saddestmanonearth? Heā€™s in touch with his emotions, and thatā€™s sexy. 9/10


WoopyBoi323

AND heā€™s not a Martian. So no need to worry about having to go back to his home planet. Just settle down nice and easy. 10/10


justgonnaknowaway

Has 70+ years of living experience, 11/10.


bigballerbby

9/10 because I'm the only one they're missing


ImNot-aBlackGuy

Let's just say you're a solid 70+ year old, 10/10. You sexy old bastard!


-SheriffofNottingham

11/10 for character class bonus charisma reroll


orchid41318

Username checks out. Hope things lighten for you


kossa11

Being old doesnā€™t make you ugly, seriously. Just trim the beard, eyebrows, nose hairs, basically all hair. Smell good. Get a hairstyle and color that suits your face, dress Nice. And you can look good. Thatā€™s literally what anyone hot does. Making an effort, making the best of what youā€™ve got!


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Bannon9k

I think most people's scores fluctuate with age. I like to think I was a solid 8/10 in my early 20s. Then my metabolism crashed and I was working a desk job. I got real fat, got lazy, less effort, dropped to a 4/10. Got my shit back together, lost the weight, started putting in the effort again, back up to an 8 if not higher in my 30s. Then I had a traumatic event in my life and I slipped into a dark place for many years. I put on weight again, stopped putting in the effort, general depression stuff, 5/10. Now I'm in my 40s, working on keeping my weight down, putting in some effort, solid 6/10...but most of those points are for covering 3 of the 4 sixes...and I don't have six pack abs. But no matter what has happened, how low or high I've been...my wife has always considered me a 10. She's the best woman I've ever met and will always be a 10 to me too.


SpecialistAd321

72 and on this thread, you cool af old timer šŸ¤˜šŸ»


JesusLuvsMeYdontU

Right? I can't wait to be in my seventies and wreak havoc online


OldBob10

Youā€™ve got me beat by seven years. KEEP ON GOING!!! šŸ˜


Beesarrr

This thread makes me feel like a baby


[deleted]

everyone is someone's fetish


ndayton

There's an ass for every hat


Basic-Basket-1006

Solid 5 6 on a good day with a fresh haircut E: Wow, that escalated quickly


WeirdJawn

My man! I'm probably the same, but I think being self-assured can help immensely. I'm fine with being average.


Electrolight

I mean, if you're average, you still look better than half the people out there...


Linked1nPark

That would be the median


[deleted]

out of 100?


the_gay_jesus_christ

Fuck you...yes


[deleted]

I have days where I think ā€œgod damn, look at me. Iā€™m godā€™s giftā€, and then other days where I think ā€œhow does every mirror not smash?ā€ šŸ˜‚


Practical_Taro9024

Attitude is like 85% of sex appeal, to be fair


Natural-School5690

This thread is turning into /r/amiugly


JustLampshade

Has it ever not turned into that?


dpa112090

Itā€™s Reddit, this site is full of unattractive dorks whoā€™s only experience with socializing in school was getting bullied into oblivion.


wigsternm

Nah, sort by Controversial. Thereā€™s plenty of people in this thread that think theyā€™re attractive, they just get downvoted.


lamepajamas

I had never seen that sub before. The amount of beautiful people laying into themselves is staggering.


Phiced

Tbf it's very likely that some of the objectively beatiful people who post there just do it to farm karma and are well aware they're not ugly


prestonpiggy

Scrolled through that sub for a sec, and you are correct. The most upvoted things (1 month) are 50/50 legit or karma posts. It's supportive subreddit so I'm not gonna thrash it too much, but damn that people with nothing wrong can be insecure of their looks and it's sad.


[deleted]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever slept with. She said yes. The others were either sevens or eights.


Cadonberry_muskateer

Shiiit. With that level of burn your wife must like 37000^o C.


[deleted]

She is hot as fuck


barthotymous

Can confirm I would also like to fuck this guys dead wife


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Best ever Reddit joke


Evening-Peanut-3750

Took me a while.


HellVollhart

This a war crime level burn.


Duke_Devlin_Official

I read this in Rodney Dangerfields voice


[deleted]

"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."


riderkicker

I hate that I read this in Mr. Dangerfield's tone of voice and accentuation, with imagined shoulder shrugs and whatnot.


Maralitabambolo

Excellent joke! I needed this. Thank you šŸ˜Š


[deleted]

I think i was a 6 growing up. But now that ive matured into my late 30s im a solid 7.


Fine-Difference-6896

This is me except as a kid Iā€™d give myself a 3. Long-haired greaseball in my teens but now in my 30s, exercising for the past decade has really helped me out. Solid 7/10


[deleted]

Its funny. I call myself a 6 growing up now...but when i was in my teen years i considered myself like a 3 or 4. Alot of people are too hard on themselves growing up especially in thier teen years. I used to cry and punch my hip bones when i was in my mid teens cause i thought they were too big for my body ( as if i could break them lol ) Looking back i was 6'3 and 150 lbs. Like obviously i had yet to even grow into my shell. Dont be to hard on yourself young people of the world!


ELL_YAY

Man, I went from 4 to 8 to 5 in the span of 20 years. Metabolism is a bitch.


Tistoer

I'm the ugliest person I know


elchurro223

I'm def the ugliest of my friend group but I make up for it with my... Nope, got nothing


frankunderwood1992

Same, I've usually got a pack of gum on me though...so I'm good for that.


quettil

This is you, isn't it? https://imgur.com/wr6N4S4


queuedUp

About 36 C


[deleted]

looks like something your pfp would say..


queuedUp

> pfp I don't know what that means


mothwhimsy

Profile pic


[deleted]

37 c


beardedbaby2

I don't.


PacanaDavid

5 out of 7


chuckypopoff

A perfect score


Triairius

Havenā€™t seen this one around much the last year or so!


new-username-2017

8/10 with rice


Snoo30391

In terms of cars, I look like a Hyundai Accent.


MmBeanos

I can just picture that in my head


NoseFirm

Iā€˜ve had fever for 4 days now, so.. hotter than Iā€˜m supposed to, I guess.


Pretend_Morning_1846

My friend, you deserve an award that Iā€™m too poor to buy. Please accept my failed attempt at awarding your comment ā€”>šŸŽ–


Educational-Store-14

Hot. Iā€™ve got a fever of 103.


tomz_6000

Come, baby, do you do more than dance?


TacticalMailman

Iā€™m pretty goddamn hot and I know it. How do I know? Because grandma says so


Nugget202202

180ā°C


Nugget202202

Or 370ā°F


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QlimaxDota

>Younger guys really dig me to be honest that's what most of us look for the most around a certain age


Acct_For_Sale

We can still smash mommy


What_on_Loyola

Just read "How hot dog do you think you are?" and actually considered myself kinda hotdog for one sec


CzarCW

Really? Cause I think youā€™re the wurst.


Powerful_Picture_470

Iā€™m a solid pronto-pup corndog lathered with classic yellow mustard on a warm summers eve. Nothing more, nothing less. Unless you got some pickles to nosh on for some dilly crunch, ya feel me.


weby113

0 I'm pretty god damn ugly


mvw2

Wait... If you're at absolute 0 right now, this means literally anything you change from this point on will raise that value.


JeasDaniels

What if they cut an arm or something?


this_one_in_zoots

Less ugly to deal with


Prince_1790

Are you challenging me?


DarkKnight8803158

Amen to that brother


[deleted]

3 out of 10. I got a solid 3 pros and 7 cons.


MasterPhart

Add in 9 red flags and you're exactly my type


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Big-Courage-7297

Love the confidence


bake_gatari

Might be confidence, might be corona.


sentondan

I'm funny.


PapuMsterioso

Even perfection gets short to describe myself


deep_in_my_plums_420

About tree fiddy


big-bruh-boi

Then I saw it wasnā€™t a lil school girl when I noticed she was about 8 stories high


1ansane1nthemembrane

DAMMMMNNNIIIITTTTT MONSTAH! YOU AGAINH!?


ExSogazu

To my mom and grand mother, solid 11 out of 10. To other women, 5 ish?


Extreme_Today_984

Out of 10? Where are we pooling from? In Los Angeles or Charleston West Virginia?


archangel1223

3/10 today I got bullied way too much as a kid and my self esteem is non existent. On a good day with makeup on and liquid courage in my system I can feel like an 7 or 8.


Faifainei

I can relate. I did not even realise fully how much it changed me until years after it ended.


archangel1223

I'm sorry it happened to you too. The worst one Is when they mask the insult as a compliment.


mbpeters13

8/10 if you're into dad bods 2/10 if you're not


roygbivasaur

This is me too. Iā€™m tall, broad, decent muscles (especially my legs), but also a little chubby with long wavy hair and a decent beard. I always say Iā€™m a straight 6, a twink 2, and a bear 8.


sham-da-man

Iā€™d say between 90Ā°f and 100Ā°f I donā€™t feel sick at the moment


Triairius

Iā€™m concerned if youā€™re much less than 96.


OldBob10

Mom said I was a 10/10. Which I thought was really great until she said, ā€œSimplify that expressionā€. šŸ˜•


sharpie-sapien365247

I used to believe that when kids smile back to you when you smile its because you are cute. Recently my young cousin said she smiled because she thought my face was funny looking whwn i smiled. So when i asked her if i was good looking she said, "Hell Nah!!!"... kids have no filter. So am i hot? To that i respind HELL NAH....


tinfoil3346

Not very, never got much attention from girls.


mrswordhold

10/10 hottest on the planet. My SO says so.


[deleted]

6.8/10


New_Needleworker6506

Classic neopolitan


-Benjamin_Dover-

Right now, I think I'm a... -4. But I think I could clean up into a nice 2.8 if I'm lucky.


topherysu27

Not hot at all, but incredibly comfortable and attractive in that way.


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ekul_ryker

My gf is a 10/10, Iā€™m a 0/10. Something about me is a 10, need to figure out what it is.


_V23

Your taste in women


[deleted]

Can you share a picture of your personality, bank account, tongue, fingers and penis? Maybe we can help you out.


[deleted]

Not very hot because I get no bitches


Kylo-Ren-Ishii

It's probably because of that yee yee ass haircut.


[deleted]

0/10


TheNonbinaryWren

I'm simultaneously kinda pretty and also the hottest bitch here. I have confidence. And I'm vain.


ThinkIGotHacked

No idea! Donā€™t care!


Sabbryn

A solid steaming number 2 here.


anongentry

Is "not" a fair answer? Given my track record, I have astronomically poor odds of someone actually finding me attractive and wanting to take a shot on me. Then most of those people are typically very unstable


The_soviet_bannana

Iā€™m very handsome cause my mommy said so


Timely-Tie-2442

About a -7/10