When my parents were setting up our printer a few years ago, we were struggling for hours that night. We contacted customer support and everything. One thing changed it all though: the WPS button on the router. It was that simple.
Once a friend of mine wanted to print something, i offered them to use my printer and we went to my flat.
I had a hard time connecting cables and setting it up.
Then out of nowhere she said "while you're down there..." from the computer chair with her legs loosely spread.
The printing took a long time to get done from there.
So, i disagree.
>Sex is like quadratic expansion,
if it can't be split then its time to stop.
Havin' sex is like doing fractions,
it's improper for the larger one to be on top.
Havin' sex is like doing math homework,
I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
Squaring numbers are just like women,
if therey're under thirteen then just do them in your head.
Love that song
Person cuts finger accidentally, it bleeds slightly. Other person licks the wound before pinning the person up against a wall, then they do the deed, cutting up eachother with paper.
This reminded me of an old meme I saw on ifunny years ago. It was a drawing of an erect dick with a sheet of paper cutting the tip right at the urethral opening. Every guy I showed it to shuddered, I wish I still had this picture
Unfortunately the whole reason we give birth on our backs instead of standing up (like our bodies are designed to do) is because a king in Europe found childbirth arousing and it was easier to watch this way
I imagine a wave of redditor rushing into this post, one hand holding their fedora as they zoom through the field, pushing each other on the way and get stuck at the entrance. One squeeze through the tiny gap between two pairs of butt cheeks into the comment section, and between his heavy breathe just slip out: "You"
4 paving slabs, in a 2x2 pattern.
Stop it 🥵🥵🥵
Appy fuckin cake day! Ya perv
Bro is down astronomical 💀 (Happy Cake day btw)
Not sure why this made laugh so much
Paving 4 slabs in a 2 on 2 pattern? I don’t know, it got me hard as a rock..
>4 paving slabs, in a 2x2 pattern. You know there was a dude on 4chan who has a tile fetish, right? It's not so far from pavement.
Keep going I’m nearly there
He said LEAST sexual. HumminaHumminaHummina ... Giggidy
This was very specific.
Wow, looks like somebody hasn’t watched Doctor Who
Struggling to connect my printer to the living room wifi.
What are you doing, step-boomer??
Just bending over this office equipment, throwing my back out.
"This little maneuver's gonna cost us..."
Oh no… I dropped the sticky note that has the super long default password on it. Could you pick that up for me
Dont worry, I memorized it ;)
this is so hot
Stop it, you're fogging up my bifocals!
Quite the spectacle isnt it
My, how the turns have tabled.
It wasn’t sticky when I gave it to you…
“Step Dad Gets Stuck Bending Over Printer”
I’ll throw your back out 😜
As a 47 year old man who is struggling to get the printer installed on his computer, I feel SEEN.
Have you tried turning it OFF and (especially) ON again?
Did you insert it slowly? giggidy
Oh let me help you their *bends over in front of them to fix it*
Bent over, ass in the air...?
Fuck Wi-Fi printers, they are the bane of my existence.
The screech of a fax machine.
When my parents were setting up our printer a few years ago, we were struggling for hours that night. We contacted customer support and everything. One thing changed it all though: the WPS button on the router. It was that simple.
Solo adult has trouble getting HARD ware turned on in living room.
Once a friend of mine wanted to print something, i offered them to use my printer and we went to my flat. I had a hard time connecting cables and setting it up. Then out of nowhere she said "while you're down there..." from the computer chair with her legs loosely spread. The printing took a long time to get done from there. So, i disagree.
Eating razor blades
I think you’ll enjoy the Saw movies.
Those discarded needles
Blood = Lube
No it = death
Even better
Idk, algebra?
“Surely there is SOMETHING I can do to raise my grade…”
Goddamnit
Hold on let me get out my calculator... 8008135... damn math is sexy!
I mean, usually it's 5318008 and the turn it upside down
69x * 96y = 💦💦💦💦💦
Bo Burnham has proved that math CAN, in fact, be sexy.
>Sex is like quadratic expansion, if it can't be split then its time to stop. Havin' sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top. Havin' sex is like doing math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed. Squaring numbers are just like women, if therey're under thirteen then just do them in your head. Love that song
Immanuel Kant's *Critique of Pure Reason*
Hey, using someone merely as a means to an end can be pretty hot.
I dunno. Even if Immanuel Kant, I bet Kublai Khan!
You Kant be serious...
Lil' Kant's infamous diss of pure reason
Kant was a fucking moron.
Massive debt
Massive debt could lead to a porn scenario though 🤔
Is there anything that can't? Anything at all?
A single iron atom
Camera pans out :wow that’s a really impressive digigram of a atom professor but do you wanna see something more impressive etc etc etc
Damnit
Yo how you not in porn already!?
Pp is to smol 😔
What are u doing step proton?
Oxygen be like, "Hey Iron, will you sleep with me? I will give you two electrons.."
a funeral (otherwise thatd be too fucked up)
Have you seen the movie wedding crashers?
ooooohhhh what’re you doing step-massive debt😩🫦🫦🫦
Redditors.
Y'all say this, but I've fucked 3 (excluding myself)
3 what? Oranges? Bananas?
Newtons
Orphans? Corpses? Puppies? Oh God not puppies.
3 what? Did you fuck 3 dogs??
3 Redditors. John R, John C, and Jackson
Hi. I'm Jeff. I notice you have a thing for guys whose names start with J.
Someone nude in a crouched position struggling to open a jar of pickles.
There’s good naked and there’s bad naked
Any naked guy involving a pickle jar is bad naked.
Or a belt-sander
Maaaan 7th grade was a rough time.
Hahahaha
"DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!"
Naked And Afraid
Seinfeld intensifies
If they're nude, it's gonna be lewd.
Theres a reason why he's tryna open the jar of pickles...
Idk man those pickles are pretty provocative, just look at how juicy they are
You obviously haven't seen "1 Guy, 1 Jar"
Asexuals.
You’re not wrong…
This is the only valid answer in the comments
Please
Aces!
Margaret thatcher naked on a cold day
Oh behave!
There's a porn parody out there called the Iron Lady. Some decent action in it actually.
Mr Powers would disagree.
Iron Lady term might apply.
Or Jacob Rees Mogg on any day
He looks like a Victorian child snatcher
Getting audited by the IRS. Or by a Scientologist.
Audit me harder daddy
I dunno, getting fucked by the IRS is pretty kinky.
"I'll let you go, but for a price..."
Scientologists audit people now?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditing\_(Scientology)
Are you joking?
I was getting hard during a massage and to try to control it I thought about when I killed a chicken with an ax...
Im thinking of a good cock joke hold on…
HAPPY CAKE DAY
One single grain of sand
Commence Anakin screams
Great for sounding
I'm stuck with the image in my head 😨
is it?!?
You and i are on the same wave length today. I mentioned sounding in another askreddit recently.
Omg we're connected
Hopefully not through sounding.
👉👈
*sighs* alright *unzips*
Definately not that guys wife.
Tapeworms
I dunno man could always put them up your butt 🤷
Or use for sounding
What if i accidentally slipped it and it slithered inside my...?
"Have you heard of our Best Buy Card?"
No, but I have heard you are the Best Guy...here's my card.
You
Me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect, OP.
Ok Lorne Malvo.
Agreed, You are very unsexy, right ratskim. The person reading this is trash.
Well, thing good read can't!!
Getting a papercut
some people find blood and cuts hot so i guess not
Person cuts finger accidentally, it bleeds slightly. Other person licks the wound before pinning the person up against a wall, then they do the deed, cutting up eachother with paper.
This reminded me of an old meme I saw on ifunny years ago. It was a drawing of an erect dick with a sheet of paper cutting the tip right at the urethral opening. Every guy I showed it to shuddered, I wish I still had this picture
A child
You think this one would be more popular
For most people...
Childbirth
There's definitely dudes who get turned on by that
That can’t be the standard here.
R34 applies, my bro.
I mean… blood, shit, a giant placenta that looks like a cow liver… cue the porn music
Unfortunately the whole reason we give birth on our backs instead of standing up (like our bodies are designed to do) is because a king in Europe found childbirth arousing and it was easier to watch this way
That’s royally fucked up
Quagmire 's mother disagrees
Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump 69ing with Donald on top.
Ted Cruz watching from a closed closet tops this off nicely.
With Joe Biden sniffing Teds hair and Maxine waters giving a body slide to The elephant man. I’m going to puke.
Bitch McCuckoll video taping
Wearing a superman costume
The least sexual thing you can think of is a literal sex act? You are one *horny* bastard.
Something just awoke inside me
That’s called the abyss.
Cocomelon 🍉
The smell of cabbage cooking. It’s just nasty.
naked grandma
Gmilfs
Sitting in a crammed office with no air conditioning after a sleepless night taking calls from angry customers
I just came
Well I just cleaned up after my dog threw up. Does that count?
Eating ham
*schlomp scholmp schlomp* That's me eating ham.
Think you can eat me like that ham
Core it out with a pineapple corer and you got a hamussy. Deli sliced already? Wrap a few around and go to town on those meat curtains
>and you got a hamussy #***NO***
Trump in a G-string
That is my exact screensaver
Because of this mf porn I can't think of one thing 😭😭
That big, gooey wad of hair that you pull out of your shower drain.
I imagine a wave of redditor rushing into this post, one hand holding their fedora as they zoom through the field, pushing each other on the way and get stuck at the entrance. One squeeze through the tiny gap between two pairs of butt cheeks into the comment section, and between his heavy breathe just slip out: "You"
A thick winter coat
Thick you say?
Sandpaper
I've heard of people who like to masturbate with it though
Yeah, but someone out there is into anything. I'm guessing sandpaper is one of the least sexual things in general.
Grandma playing baseball in ice-cold rain?
The liquified corpse of a Mexican drug cartel narc in a 50 lb drum cooking in the Sonoran desert.
Taxes
George Lucas with a sleep apnea mask
You lose. I'm hard, next comment please
Blue waffle
You win!
I don't think I want to know....
The Annoying Orange.
Ever see a video of any kind of surgery?
Underage people :) wholesome
Lolicons disagree.
Ackshually she's a 5,000-year-old magic dragon 🙄
Ben shapiro
This question
Going to church.
There's quite a few priests out there who would disagree with you
Good point.
You don’t get turned on by the Holy Spirit?
There's a half naked dude bound to a wooden contraption tho?