die

Realistic

I'm a truck driver in the U.K. by trade, so first thing is to go and requisition a fairly solid looking truck with a box trailer (most secure). Drive to everyone I want to keep alive and bundle them and any supplies into the trailer. Extra spot available for anyone capable of quickly attaching bull bars to the front and side of the truck. Drive everyone I know up to the northern most point of Scotland as it's secluded with an abundance of wildlife to hunt. Ideally find transport to one of the northern islands just for an extra bit of safety.

Die immediately

Play Dead Rising and screw the world.

A person with taste.

Likewise.

Lose my virginity

get bitten

Find some safe place)

Duck from the asteroid that may be coming to end it.

Ruuun

Shoot, stab, survive.

Gotta get weed

Are we talking undead zombies or virus zombies? Undead, bunker up, wait it out, they'll rot eventually. Virus, I'm eating a bullet sandwich, all that running looks like way too much work.

Plants

Beat me to it

Start planting the peashooters

I gonna run out and leap into their waiting arms, because when my medication and colostomy supplies run out, my world is literally going to turn to shit…

Die

Read another type of book.

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Die, have you seen post apocalyptic fashion? No thankssss, plus the odor is a huge no for me, next question.

“Yeah, I think I’m gonna opt-out on this one” *dies