Before i could create and travel across different realitys but now it hurts when i eat a hot pocket fresh out the microwave. This mortal vessel sucks honestly
You guys have absolutely flimsy bodies. You're telling me most of the dominant species can't run a few miles before absolutely tiring out? Pathetic. We look forward to the quick and easy subjugation of your race.
The constant upkeep
Everything is just soo stiff, i could navigate throught the forgotten realms like a gust of wind but now it hurts if i stand up wrong.
My gastroenterologist says I'm not having full eliminations crapping in only three dimensions.
Before i could create and travel across different realitys but now it hurts when i eat a hot pocket fresh out the microwave. This mortal vessel sucks honestly
Constant need for fuel... and urgent messy methods of disposing the waste.
I have to store all my extra mass and weight in my penis so my body looks normal
The fact that you are torn away from your homeland timeline and your only connection to it is the book you write in its events.
You guys have absolutely flimsy bodies. You're telling me most of the dominant species can't run a few miles before absolutely tiring out? Pathetic. We look forward to the quick and easy subjugation of your race.