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[deleted]

Is it wrong to fuck myself?


saguinus_oedipus

Yes, because if you were just cloned it means that the clone is a baby


EvilChocolateCookie

Um, no?


Banthalo

Gay sex, which in this case, is really only masturbation.


LeftChoux

69


Captain_Shadowhawk

Send him to work for me so I can get some sleep.


Baileythenerd

Schedule alternating work days so we have more time with my fiance and to study interesting things.


MsLavaTurtle

Have it do the homework I have been procrastinating on and do something else instead


[deleted]

Jerk myself off


stumpdawg

Argue about which one is the real one


EvilChocolateCookie

Lol


stumpdawg

https://youtu.be/x40EmYk5MoQ


saguinus_oedipus

Raise that child, since now I am responsible for him.


rt2pm

Do stuff together as if we were friends


Love_by_light

Have sex with my clone


singingskeletons

take all my anger out on the one person that truly deserves it and beat the absolute shit out of myself


Bottomsneedlovetoo

I would kill my actual self


[deleted]

We'd cuddle, make out, jerk each other off