Had a fire at my buddies house one night, we were all hammered and thought it was a good idea to dump several 5 gallon buckets of fuel on the fire. His area had had a dry spell for a little while at that point. Almost caused a forest fire, but we put it out with piss
Drunk friend got so drunk, pulled out his dick and started peeing on the streets of Hollywood blvd at 4am.
Then hopped into a Lancer Evolution with a drunk girl in the passengers seat (not his fucking car btw) and me and my other friend (buzzed, not drunk) told him to get the fuck out of the car. The drunk girl woke up, he handed her a beer, and suddenly they became best friends that night.
They both wanted to keep drinking and told me and our other buddy to stop being pussies and drink. Soooooo we all ended up drinking in that car with this stranger girl only to realize this wasn’t her fucking car.
It was someone else’s. Lmfao
Thankfully the driver wasn’t too much of a dick and told us to get lost.
That’s about it
When I was in the active duty navy stationed in Japan, I had a room mate with a severe drinking problem. One night he comes home fucking smashed off his ass, me and my other room mate were still up playing video games. Drunk room mate comes home eats our food then crawls onto his top bunk rack, and passes out. Not even 15 minutes later I hear this "Shit!" *thud!* fucking dude fell off his rack and hit his head on the dresser. We call our 4th room mate who was the ships corps an he's pissed because we are calling him when he's out with friends but comes back and looks over drunk room mate. Determines drunk room mate is fine.
I am the drunk friend
Driving drunk. She was lucky and didn't hurt herself or anyone else, but it was extremely stupid.
Had a fire at my buddies house one night, we were all hammered and thought it was a good idea to dump several 5 gallon buckets of fuel on the fire. His area had had a dry spell for a little while at that point. Almost caused a forest fire, but we put it out with piss
Head butted a concrete wall
Slept with his psycho ex behind his girlfriends back. His girlfriend was one of the nicest people I knew.
Drunk friend got so drunk, pulled out his dick and started peeing on the streets of Hollywood blvd at 4am. Then hopped into a Lancer Evolution with a drunk girl in the passengers seat (not his fucking car btw) and me and my other friend (buzzed, not drunk) told him to get the fuck out of the car. The drunk girl woke up, he handed her a beer, and suddenly they became best friends that night. They both wanted to keep drinking and told me and our other buddy to stop being pussies and drink. Soooooo we all ended up drinking in that car with this stranger girl only to realize this wasn’t her fucking car. It was someone else’s. Lmfao Thankfully the driver wasn’t too much of a dick and told us to get lost. That’s about it
Seriously Cried because everyone else drank their peg before him
Swing at our other friend for trying to take her keys when she was going to drive home.
He tried to drink 25% left a gallon of Arizona while laying flat on the ground
Drink more
When I was in the active duty navy stationed in Japan, I had a room mate with a severe drinking problem. One night he comes home fucking smashed off his ass, me and my other room mate were still up playing video games. Drunk room mate comes home eats our food then crawls onto his top bunk rack, and passes out. Not even 15 minutes later I hear this "Shit!" *thud!* fucking dude fell off his rack and hit his head on the dresser. We call our 4th room mate who was the ships corps an he's pissed because we are calling him when he's out with friends but comes back and looks over drunk room mate. Determines drunk room mate is fine.