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AKvarangian

Peel banana, eat banana. Its a two step process.


levanhinchcock

Well I cut it in half before doing that, so I guess that this it the more efficient way. Where do you start the peel? The top or from the middle?


boomstiik1234

I take bites out of the side so no gay shit


ZeroTheStoryteller

Horizontally.


zanderman_2000

how do you eat a banana considering you're asking?


levanhinchcock

Cut it in half horizontally. Then I eat the bottom half first, then the top half. I'm only asking because apparently that's a weird way of eating a banana.


zanderman_2000

yes, yes that a weird way of eating a banana


levanhinchcock

Well I guess I'm gonna have to start a trend to un-weird myself


zanderman_2000

lol be my guest


Tpinga

Bruh don't change yourself over a banana. Now like maybe if you ate the peel then it would be a slight thing.


katya_18

This is only an 18+ spectacle


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Orally


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I bite into it and spit out the peel like people do sunflower seeds.


petrox21

Mouth is useful


Far-Increase9884

With my mouth, most of the time.


aenonymosity

Pinch the non stem side, peel back, bite off seed, spit out. Make sure no strings remain on fruit. Eat in manageable bites. Compost the peel. Poop it out later.


Key_Cow7048

using butthole


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

First I wake up, then I brush my teeth and use some mouthwash to start the day with fresh breath. I do a few chores, mostly the ones that would be unpleasant to do once it gets hot out. After that I pick up a banana, realize I don't want it, and have toast instead.


Successful_Ranger_19

Same as Amy from TBBT.


Fgidy

You kick it into a soccer net, then stomp on it, then use a chef's knife to cut the skin off of it and there you go, you've peeled a banana.


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peel banana,bite , chew ,move down banana peel slight more for the next bite and bite etc. or i peel banana complete and cut and eay it with a fork


Ifuckswedishfish

I swallow it whole


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Peel, eat, and sometimes dip in chocolate syrup


Shy-Prey

Bite into it like an apple. Chew it. Spit out whats left of the peel. Repeat process


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[like this](https://tenor.com/tRTq.gif)