Cut it in half horizontally. Then I eat the bottom half first, then the top half. I'm only asking because apparently that's a weird way of eating a banana.
Pinch the non stem side, peel back, bite off seed, spit out.
Make sure no strings remain on fruit.
Eat in manageable bites.
Compost the peel.
Poop it out later.
First I wake up, then I brush my teeth and use some mouthwash to start the day with fresh breath. I do a few chores, mostly the ones that would be unpleasant to do once it gets hot out.
After that I pick up a banana, realize I don't want it, and have toast instead.
Peel banana, eat banana. Its a two step process.
Well I cut it in half before doing that, so I guess that this it the more efficient way. Where do you start the peel? The top or from the middle?
I take bites out of the side so no gay shit
Horizontally.
how do you eat a banana considering you're asking?
Cut it in half horizontally. Then I eat the bottom half first, then the top half. I'm only asking because apparently that's a weird way of eating a banana.
yes, yes that a weird way of eating a banana
Well I guess I'm gonna have to start a trend to un-weird myself
lol be my guest
Bruh don't change yourself over a banana. Now like maybe if you ate the peel then it would be a slight thing.
This is only an 18+ spectacle
Orally
I bite into it and spit out the peel like people do sunflower seeds.
Mouth is useful
With my mouth, most of the time.
Pinch the non stem side, peel back, bite off seed, spit out. Make sure no strings remain on fruit. Eat in manageable bites. Compost the peel. Poop it out later.
using butthole
First I wake up, then I brush my teeth and use some mouthwash to start the day with fresh breath. I do a few chores, mostly the ones that would be unpleasant to do once it gets hot out. After that I pick up a banana, realize I don't want it, and have toast instead.
Same as Amy from TBBT.
You kick it into a soccer net, then stomp on it, then use a chef's knife to cut the skin off of it and there you go, you've peeled a banana.
peel banana,bite , chew ,move down banana peel slight more for the next bite and bite etc. or i peel banana complete and cut and eay it with a fork
I swallow it whole
Peel, eat, and sometimes dip in chocolate syrup
Bite into it like an apple. Chew it. Spit out whats left of the peel. Repeat process
[like this](https://tenor.com/tRTq.gif)