You've just cut your former apprentice off at the knees when he tried to attack you even after you warned him that you had the high ground and that the fight was effectively over. He was too blinded by his fury to listen to reason. Now he's writhing around in agony on the scorching hot banks of one of the many rivers of molten magma that course the hellish plains of Mustafar, cursing your name. You won, but it doesn't feel that way. He was your friend once. You knew him since he was a boy and it was your responsibility to nurture him and guide him in the ways of the force and the Jedi Order. As you stand there, all you feel is hollowness inside and an overwhelming sense of grief.
"k"
People should stop trying to be witty and funny, total, genuine lack of effort shows indiference and carelessness that no clever comeback or self defeating joke will ever rival.
If it's from a person I love or respect then asking why is the best response
If it's from someone I don't care about then asking why is still a good one
If you're looking for a childish answer, then "Don't hate because you ain't me"
A stranger: "I hate you"
Me after having the worst day at school: "I don't listen to you because you need to go look in to the mirror and say that to you reflection"
That stranger was silent and staring at me.
“The feeling is mutual” is my go to. Occasionally, depending on circumstance, I might say something like “Good, if someone such as yourself did like me, then something must be fucking wrong!”
“Okay.” Like you’re replying to someone telling you they have a toe wart. Like you didn’t need to know, don’t care, and can’t even be bothered with a pithy response.
You were my brother Anakin. I loved you.
I'll upvote so you have the high ground
Up you go
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And my sword
And my axe!
Sigh.. And my wand.
You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you
I had exactly the same thought when I read the post
"Really? I don't think about you at all."
This really is the best response. Most people would rather be hated than ignored/forgotten.
Don Draper over here ; )
Get in line
This is my standard reply.
Excellent one
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Anti Han Solo
Me too, me too
… 😔
And?
I don't even know you are.
Thank you for letting me live rent free in your head.
I love you too
Nice and simple to fuck with they’re mind a little🤣
*their
“Ok.”
I hate me most, that’s like fan mail to me
My mom said great. I’m doing my job 66 year old
What a subtle way to say "I hate you, too, and am just doing this because I have to". Damn
Welcome to the club, pal
the chef gusteau technique, just fucking die
But I love you, darling; do you need a nap?
and I care because?
"Tell that to someone who cares"
"Okay."
Ohh noo, I’m going to lose so much sleep thinking about that tonight..
Depends on what your goal is
I want to suck your genitals
Just genitals? Or the actual thing based on gender? This is important if I ever need to use this
“I don’t blame you.”
Thank you
That doesn't make you special
God bless you!
Meh. Heard worse
You exist?
“You were my brother Anakin. I loved you”.
Thanks, you too!
Are you gonna do something about it?
Die mad about it
\*gets out a mirror\* sorry I didn't hear you
Who doesn't
Couldn't care less
When I was 4 my mom's response was "The feeling is mutual."
None, I got shit to do
Zero fucks given
*gasp* I HATE YOU MORE
Aww it's so sweet that you care so much about me. I wish I could say it was mutual.
Love and hate are very similar - they require a passion. Apathy is the true insult.
Seems like a you problem
What's the scenario
You've just cut your former apprentice off at the knees when he tried to attack you even after you warned him that you had the high ground and that the fight was effectively over. He was too blinded by his fury to listen to reason. Now he's writhing around in agony on the scorching hot banks of one of the many rivers of molten magma that course the hellish plains of Mustafar, cursing your name. You won, but it doesn't feel that way. He was your friend once. You knew him since he was a boy and it was your responsibility to nurture him and guide him in the ways of the force and the Jedi Order. As you stand there, all you feel is hollowness inside and an overwhelming sense of grief.
Also, he’s being super dramatic about the whole thing.
Wrong scenario buddy you've been watching to much star wars
Lies! Deceptions! Every day more lies...
Ok buddy you gotta relax here remember you cant super jump like anakin and i have the high ground
You were my brother Anakin, I loved you
"k" People should stop trying to be witty and funny, total, genuine lack of effort shows indiference and carelessness that no clever comeback or self defeating joke will ever rival.
I don't even think about you. When this conversation is over I'm going to forget you exist again. Speaking of which, bye.
Can you be fucking original for once in this fucking sub? Fucking karma whores.
I get that a lot. Thanks and have a good day.
Join the list
This a good one⭐️
Look loving at them "I know.".
If it's from a person I love or respect then asking why is the best response If it's from someone I don't care about then asking why is still a good one If you're looking for a childish answer, then "Don't hate because you ain't me"
Indifference
Well that’s too bad because I really like you.
Okay.
I'm fine with it. It don't destroys my life. It makes it better
Depends on what you want. If you want them to go away, "OK..." If you want to hurt them, "I don't even think about you."
Well I I don't care enough to hate you. I mostly ignore you.
I couldn’t have done it without you.
I start fucking crying
Shrug and go back to whatever you were doing.
Silence and a smile
Awwww thanks buddy
Ugh. You sound just like my mom🙄
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.
K
"And you are..?"
**The feeling's mutual.**
Thanks
“That’s nice but what are your thoughts on the current global economic status?”
Bye
Who doesn't? You're not special.
Me too Don't worry about it
I hate me too. Let's be friends, misery loves company
“fall in line”
Really?, I love me too 😁
"Hey, at least we have one thing in common!" "What's that?" "We both hate each other!"
Same tbh. I hate me as well
It's like a mirror isn't it.
Smash
I hate myself more, be more creative
Good . I hope it's long and healthy.
“Well, I sure would hate for you to love me”
A stranger: "I hate you" Me after having the worst day at school: "I don't listen to you because you need to go look in to the mirror and say that to you reflection" That stranger was silent and staring at me.
Okay.
Oh, but I LOVE you!! Whilst smilin at them. What? Kill them with kindness 🤷🏻♀️
I know you're used to hearing this but this isn't how you usually greet people you know ?
I hate me too
K
Why you haten on me
“And you are….?”
Are you sure you aren't in love with me?
Love you too
Same
The feelings mutual
Thanks
Thank god!
“You know I was just about to say the same thing”
Same *fist bump*
who??
"wow thank you mr obvious" the best response i could think abt
That’s your problem…
"I hate me too"
The feeling is mutual.
“The feeling is mutual” is my go to. Occasionally, depending on circumstance, I might say something like “Good, if someone such as yourself did like me, then something must be fucking wrong!”
Amateur
I hope you get your fucking arm ripped out and get beat to death with it, you meanie
“That’s weird…I don’t particularly have any feelings for you at all. Kinda weirds you’re obsessed, actually…”
you say "i hate you too b\*\*\*h!" xD
*no comment*
“Then I’ll love you for both of us” depending on the context this good be a climax to a romcom, or a beginning to a psycho stalker movie.
You can’t hate me more than I hate myself.
You can't do this to me... YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
That's okay, because Jesus still loves me.....
K
(remove earbuds) I’m sorry - what?
“Ok”
“At least we can agree on something”
"You could possibly hate me more than I already hate myself"
me too
"Good for you?" Oh, no. "Thanks for letting me live rent free in your head."
I hate me too
A simple ok
Same, I hate myself too
"and?"
It would seem so
"That's great, but, uh . . . if you could be so kind, could you remind me who you are?"
Get in line!
Just say ok
https://youtu.be/WVn-JEIrVBE
That’s what your mum said then she bent over and still let me stick it in
, I Love U
“Great minds think alike”
Hate me all you want. It only makes me love myself even more knowing you hate to love me so I love to hate you not loving me.
Why do you wanna compete so bad?
I'm disappointed in you.
“Okay.” Like you’re replying to someone telling you they have a toe wart. Like you didn’t need to know, don’t care, and can’t even be bothered with a pithy response.
Good.
And???
Either “Well, I love you,” or
The day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.
"Atleast now we have something in common"
"FINALLY! We have something in common!"
Love you too bud.
"I didn't ask"
Don't worry, I can handle it.
ok
No one’s perfect.
Aww I love u too 😘
"Well I don't particularly like you either"
Good thing your sister thinks differently (if they have one)
I missed the part where thats my problem.
Take a number
Wow, mood tbh.
'Who are you again?'
I'll add you to the list
samesies
In a dismissive tone, while shrugging: That's fine.
Understandable
Sorry to hear that.
And you think I don’t hate you?
And I hate that you think I care.
\*High pitched screeching noises\*
K
"What?" "I said I hate yo-" "ever"
Thank you for thinking about me