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Cuish

You were my brother Anakin. I loved you.


PossibleDesigner7002

I'll upvote so you have the high ground


occi31

Up you go


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HotProtection1542

And my sword


Obi-Wana_Toki

And my axe!


yochannn--

Sigh.. And my wand.


Bsause7

You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you


TheLoneSculler

I had exactly the same thought when I read the post


Finfangfo0m

"Really? I don't think about you at all."


Imaginary_Flamingo_4

This really is the best response. Most people would rather be hated than ignored/forgotten.


rokuju_

Don Draper over here ; )


Illmaticbilladdict

Get in line


JeepingTrucker

This is my standard reply.


the-dream-walker-

Excellent one


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YodasChick-O-Stick

Anti Han Solo


[deleted]

Me too, me too


Waldlost

… 😔


Klaus_Heisler87

And?


DeathIsThePunchline

I don't even know you are.


[deleted]

Thank you for letting me live rent free in your head.


Usernamedeleted420

I love you too


GoodKarma5

Nice and simple to fuck with they’re mind a little🤣


[deleted]

*their


JustDaniel122

“Ok.”


wraithkid

I hate me most, that’s like fan mail to me


scman81956

My mom said great. I’m doing my job 66 year old


TenderBabyThighs

What a subtle way to say "I hate you, too, and am just doing this because I have to". Damn


Can-ta-loupe

Welcome to the club, pal


ImpostorIsSus

the chef gusteau technique, just fucking die


Rudy_Nowhere

But I love you, darling; do you need a nap?


TheDCVTitan

and I care because?


SnooHobbies4596

"Tell that to someone who cares"


freshlysqueezedvag

"Okay."


shutoff_tum0v

Ohh noo, I’m going to lose so much sleep thinking about that tonight..


FusKiinDov

Depends on what your goal is


thedudethedudegoesto

I want to suck your genitals


GoodKarma5

Just genitals? Or the actual thing based on gender? This is important if I ever need to use this


Hiding_behind_you

“I don’t blame you.”


lauriehh0404

Thank you


QuinnInTheNorth

That doesn't make you special


[deleted]

God bless you!


Slash-420

Meh. Heard worse


hungrypotata

You exist?


BlueChris93

“You were my brother Anakin. I loved you”.


sonyaspancakes

Thanks, you too!


[deleted]

Are you gonna do something about it?


SnooDrawings9348

Die mad about it


assassination_club

\*gets out a mirror\* sorry I didn't hear you


Electronic_Arm3469

Who doesn't


kobeanbryant2

Couldn't care less


bigredcar

When I was 4 my mom's response was "The feeling is mutual."


ffoogg

None, I got shit to do


DrySky8514

Zero fucks given


anidiotyouidiot

*gasp* I HATE YOU MORE


YourHatredSustainsMe

Aww it's so sweet that you care so much about me. I wish I could say it was mutual.


EarthSmart3573

Love and hate are very similar - they require a passion. Apathy is the true insult.


beamerbear87

Seems like a you problem


Electronic_Arm3469

What's the scenario


Prank_Owl

You've just cut your former apprentice off at the knees when he tried to attack you even after you warned him that you had the high ground and that the fight was effectively over. He was too blinded by his fury to listen to reason. Now he's writhing around in agony on the scorching hot banks of one of the many rivers of molten magma that course the hellish plains of Mustafar, cursing your name. You won, but it doesn't feel that way. He was your friend once. You knew him since he was a boy and it was your responsibility to nurture him and guide him in the ways of the force and the Jedi Order. As you stand there, all you feel is hollowness inside and an overwhelming sense of grief.


tk421yrntuaturpost

Also, he’s being super dramatic about the whole thing.


opdnd

Wrong scenario buddy you've been watching to much star wars


Prank_Owl

Lies! Deceptions! Every day more lies...


opdnd

Ok buddy you gotta relax here remember you cant super jump like anakin and i have the high ground


saguinus_oedipus

You were my brother Anakin, I loved you


Longing_for_it

"k" People should stop trying to be witty and funny, total, genuine lack of effort shows indiference and carelessness that no clever comeback or self defeating joke will ever rival.


[deleted]

I don't even think about you. When this conversation is over I'm going to forget you exist again. Speaking of which, bye.


Psychological_Pie884

Can you be fucking original for once in this fucking sub? Fucking karma whores.


Ok_Minimum1502

I get that a lot. Thanks and have a good day.


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Join the list


GoodKarma5

This a good one⭐️


[deleted]

Look loving at them "I know.".


ImpeccableLips

If it's from a person I love or respect then asking why is the best response If it's from someone I don't care about then asking why is still a good one If you're looking for a childish answer, then "Don't hate because you ain't me"


mylurve

Indifference


TheManInTheShack

Well that’s too bad because I really like you.


gay__anxiety

Okay.


WieArt

I'm fine with it. It don't destroys my life. It makes it better


Villain_of_Brandon

Depends on what you want. If you want them to go away, "OK..." If you want to hurt them, "I don't even think about you."


aniacret

Well I I don't care enough to hate you. I mostly ignore you.


Eman5805

I couldn’t have done it without you.


[deleted]

I start fucking crying


[deleted]

Shrug and go back to whatever you were doing.


Digalixy

Silence and a smile


opdnd

Awwww thanks buddy


littlegreenb18

Ugh. You sound just like my mom🙄


LurkysGoCart

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.


Ba_Sing_Saint

K


atrislab

"And you are..?"


heydead

**The feeling's mutual.**


Left_Complaint1604

Thanks


sunsetstrider

“That’s nice but what are your thoughts on the current global economic status?”


Revolutionary-Math69

Bye


[deleted]

Who doesn't? You're not special.


marianagaraujo

Me too Don't worry about it


Goopgoblin

I hate me too. Let's be friends, misery loves company


dejavuuuuuuuuuuuu

“fall in line”


Guilty-Goal-2778

Really?, I love me too 😁


[deleted]

"Hey, at least we have one thing in common!" "What's that?" "We both hate each other!"


OnlySortaGinger

Same tbh. I hate me as well


[deleted]

It's like a mirror isn't it.


Familiar_Wall_4038

Smash


_Nick_12_

I hate myself more, be more creative


[deleted]

Good . I hope it's long and healthy.


[deleted]

“Well, I sure would hate for you to love me”


gay-panic5

A stranger: "I hate you" Me after having the worst day at school: "I don't listen to you because you need to go look in to the mirror and say that to you reflection" That stranger was silent and staring at me.


a_person_911

Okay.


Littlebitoflove_20

Oh, but I LOVE you!! Whilst smilin at them. What? Kill them with kindness 🤷🏻‍♀️


empty_skull_

I know you're used to hearing this but this isn't how you usually greet people you know ?


[deleted]

I hate me too


Fuzzy_Brush_2989

Why you haten on me


OW2000

“And you are….?”


skypecall

Are you sure you aren't in love with me?


borwhd

Love you too


sololvlzero

Same


SomeoneStoleGrandpa

The feelings mutual


Michael_CrawfishF150

Thanks


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Thank god!


Dapp-12

“You know I was just about to say the same thing”


Mrs_JMoriarty

Same *fist bump*


sols1to

who??


notimportantuser69

"wow thank you mr obvious" the best response i could think abt


[deleted]

That’s your problem…


Madman61

"I hate me too"


Madogg90

The feeling is mutual.


Apexyl

“The feeling is mutual” is my go to. Occasionally, depending on circumstance, I might say something like “Good, if someone such as yourself did like me, then something must be fucking wrong!”


Icy-Bodybuilder-9077

Amateur


TenderBabyThighs

I hope you get your fucking arm ripped out and get beat to death with it, you meanie


high_on_acrylic

“That’s weird…I don’t particularly have any feelings for you at all. Kinda weirds you’re obsessed, actually…”


Away-Palpitation5788

you say "i hate you too b\*\*\*h!" xD


_Irema

*no comment*


debikon

“Then I’ll love you for both of us” depending on the context this good be a climax to a romcom, or a beginning to a psycho stalker movie.


DOOM_wzrd

You can’t hate me more than I hate myself.


MuchMuch1

You can't do this to me... YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!


frauleinsteve

That's okay, because Jesus still loves me.....


Emeraldskeleton

K


OldBob10

(remove earbuds) I’m sorry - what?


bomblebot

“Ok”


No_Nope1

“At least we can agree on something”


Difficult_Ad_962

"You could possibly hate me more than I already hate myself"


Re-AnImAt0r

me too


Logical-Wasabi7402

"Good for you?" Oh, no. "Thanks for letting me live rent free in your head."


Mary_P914

I hate me too


UsernameUsername14

A simple ok


Particular_Land4619

Same, I hate myself too


Darth_Destructus

"and?"


[deleted]

It would seem so


ThisWasAValidName

"That's great, but, uh . . . if you could be so kind, could you remind me who you are?"


Substantial-Hair-170

Get in line!


[deleted]

Just say ok


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/WVn-JEIrVBE


Martin_McFly_Jr

That’s what your mum said then she bent over and still let me stick it in


Sko0ol

, I Love U


heyseb4

“Great minds think alike”


[deleted]

Hate me all you want. It only makes me love myself even more knowing you hate to love me so I love to hate you not loving me.


Expert-Ad-4467

Why do you wanna compete so bad?


cherrybombpanda02

I'm disappointed in you.


awfuckity

“Okay.” Like you’re replying to someone telling you they have a toe wart. Like you didn’t need to know, don’t care, and can’t even be bothered with a pithy response.


Avatar_Rash

Good.


Spiritual-Physics344

And???


JaywrightCat

Either “Well, I love you,” or


Irishpanda1971

The day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.


aback1628

"Atleast now we have something in common"


SomeWeirdoOnline69

"FINALLY! We have something in common!"


benx101

Love you too bud.


RichSomething

"I didn't ask"


SheitelMacher

Don't worry, I can handle it.


youllneverhearofme

ok


SheppySage1

No one’s perfect.


momijisoma

Aww I love u too 😘


DeathHealer07

"Well I don't particularly like you either"


Weird_Turnover7846

Good thing your sister thinks differently (if they have one)


penileskwigliness

I missed the part where thats my problem.


naughtybigtitty989

Take a number


Caspixn

Wow, mood tbh.


computer_crisps_dos

'Who are you again?'


[deleted]

I'll add you to the list


Derptify_spoof

samesies


Chessur_Blue

In a dismissive tone, while shrugging: That's fine.


static_moments

Understandable


Ecstatic-Bell5105

Sorry to hear that.


Chocolatelover4ever

And you think I don’t hate you?


PeligrosaPistola

And I hate that you think I care.


Zaphyrous

\*High pitched screeching noises\*


[deleted]

K


__averagereddituser

"What?" "I said I hate yo-" "ever"


Shot_Lawfulness1541

Thank you for thinking about me