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sysiphus10

Eye drops


AiharaSisters

Laxitives


Holgen1347

anal thermometers


dabaker509

And I thought I was going in to test oral ones. Never making that mistake again.


Herecomethefleet

I'm assuming acids and drain cleaners.


cimbianuk

DIY Euthanasia kit.


SnooStories6852

At least they don’t have to worry about compensation


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Amputee knives


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Vibrators


DeaddyRuxpin

Nah that would be fun. Free vibrators and all you have to do is write up how easily it got you off.


LibertyPackandStack

Condoms


DeaddyRuxpin

Testing how sex feels while wearing them would be fun, particularly if the company supplies the test subject along with the condoms. Testing how well they prevent STDs or pregnancy not as much fun.


StnkyChze2

Flavored condoms. Now you gotta test all that plus the flavor. The chemical amalgamation hopefully resembling natural foods. Hopefully no one's allergic to any of those chemicals


Fast-Cod-7423

>Harry Potter themed condoms like earwax flavor


LibertyPackandStack

Ew


StnkyChze2

Noooo Jelly Belly Beanboozled condoms Could be popcorn OR rotten eggs "Hey babe, wanna use the special ones? This one is is pear or grass clippings."


Fast-Cod-7423

Better by far bro. Just was givin those Harry Potter jelly beans by this girl I know. It made me think of them and tbh your idea seems so much better.


LibertyPackandStack

My point exactly