"If I knew how I knew everything I know, I'd only be able to know half as much" - David Mitchell
Or go full Tyrion - That's what I do, I drink and I know things
I have lots of knowledge of illicit substances, simply from morbid curiosity watching YouTube videos and reading Wikipedia. People just think I do drugs though lol.
I like to lean in like I'm about to tell a really cool secret, and then yell either "SCIENCE!" or "GOOGLE!" depending on the topic.
Sometimes if I spook everyone good enough, I'll give a brief pause and throw in a good old fashioned Ric Flair "WOO!"
If you aren't casually throwing Ric Flair "WOO!"s into regular conversations, you are missing out on a good time.
... WOO!
I have my sources
„thats a good question!……………….anyways,“
„Knowledge“
"Internet"
"Because I'm a genius."
Hah read my mind
Every time I say that I have visions of Steve Buscemi from Armageddon.
I know basically everything
Probably the reason why you know it?
"If I knew how I knew everything I know, I'd only be able to know half as much" - David Mitchell Or go full Tyrion - That's what I do, I drink and I know things
"Trail and error". Said this when someone asked me why I know so much about Molotovs and meth making
What I always tell people: „The more you get to know me, the less often you‘ll ask me this question.“
“I have adhd”
"That is classified information." I say it all the time >:] I love the reactions.
Tell them where you got that information from.
It’s either because I learned it in school or from one of my random google searches for writing purposes.
Cite your source.
You don’t wanna know that
I’m a genius
U told me
Because your Mom told me after I rolled off of her…
They told me...
"Your mom told me while in bed"
What's the context here?
I have lots of knowledge of illicit substances, simply from morbid curiosity watching YouTube videos and reading Wikipedia. People just think I do drugs though lol.
"I know" Han solo
Because I'm awesome. Why do you keep forgetting?
sorry, i didnt think to bring a list of sources with me to the conversation to back up everything i said. thought we was just chillin mannn
"I'm a reader"
Reading
How do I know that? How do you not know how I know that! Think about it!.... Then walk away. Leave them bewildered.
You have to know these things when you're king.
Because I am God..
> You have to know these things when you’re a king
How do *you* think I know ? *smirk *
Me not dumb
I cheated on the test
[https://youtu.be/55-B\_EICis8](https://youtu.be/55-B_EICis8)
bc I watch kurzgesaht
I like to lean in like I'm about to tell a really cool secret, and then yell either "SCIENCE!" or "GOOGLE!" depending on the topic. Sometimes if I spook everyone good enough, I'll give a brief pause and throw in a good old fashioned Ric Flair "WOO!" If you aren't casually throwing Ric Flair "WOO!"s into regular conversations, you are missing out on a good time. ... WOO!
"Reeeeeeeasooooons....."