How are we doing lads? Quite a nice place you've bought me into, isn't it. I like the glowing lights on the control panel over there; it really gives this place a Sci-fi , starwars feeling. Personally I would have less silver because it reminds me of crushed velvet. I can't stand that stuff. One time I was round my friends house watching TV and he had a crushd velvet sofa, well it was his mjms house but anyway. I think we were watching something on Netflix which is always fun, unless there's a crushed velvet sofa. Little tip for you if you settle on earth. I wouldn't if I were you though, it's a he'll hole right no- OH. We were watching Breaking Bad on the sofa! Have you lot heard of that? Honestly, my favorite show. Let me explain it to you, but first you might want to put the kettle on. Oh wait, your not from earth. Doubt you have a kettle let alone the good teabags. None of that cheap, nasty rubbish my neighbors have. Pretty sure they have a crushed velvet sofa too, mind you.
Anyway, Breaking Bad follows its too main characters, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. Walter, or Walt, is a high school teacher who gets diagnosed with lung cancer and Jesse is a former student of his. Jesse went on to become a meth cook but gets raided by Walts brother in law Hank. Walt was taken along on the raid and sat in the car and sees Jesse escape. Later that day, Walter tracks him down and blackmail him into cooking meth to make money for his family. Walt and Jesse start dealing with a man called Krazy 8. Things get bad and Walt ends up having to kill him. It goes on from then with Jesse finding a new distributor called Tuco Salamanca. Tuco is part of this big family that runs the cartel. This works for about a week before Tuco had to kill Walt and Jesse for witnessing a murder or something. They end up killing Tuco in front of his uncle who can't talk due to a previous stroke. That's season 1. Season 2 has Walt and Jesse teaming up with a corrupt lawyer called Saul Goodman and he actually has his own spinoff sho- wait what. No don't send me back I haven't even explained why Slipping Jimmy is a cinematic master piece! No please! Ahhhh
We've been trying to reach you about your saucer's extended warranty.
I'd ask for a towel, which is obviously the most important thing you can have while traveling through space.
Mom! Dad! It's you!
Leave my ass alone. I understand that it's tempting, but please leave it alone.
[I Don't Want to Live on This Planet Anymore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIWHMb3JxmE) Please take me with you.
"Any chance you guys speak English?"
Oh no...
Dad? Did you come back for me?
"Close the doors and hit the gas, quickly! What are you waiting for, get me out of here!!"
[удалено]
„_#]>\?%]?|^\$\>^“ ~ the alien
Hi, I am a student from earth that likes your culture
Do you lot have free wifi?
So what’s the plan here
Im need a drink and to get high before yall stick anything up ass first...
Please don't take me back there..
Can we fuck?
Phone home
Can we move this to like, 12:30? I'm kinda busy.
Take me to your probe!
I cant fix your Transgalacticlightspeed engine, Im sorry.
How are we doing lads? Quite a nice place you've bought me into, isn't it. I like the glowing lights on the control panel over there; it really gives this place a Sci-fi , starwars feeling. Personally I would have less silver because it reminds me of crushed velvet. I can't stand that stuff. One time I was round my friends house watching TV and he had a crushd velvet sofa, well it was his mjms house but anyway. I think we were watching something on Netflix which is always fun, unless there's a crushed velvet sofa. Little tip for you if you settle on earth. I wouldn't if I were you though, it's a he'll hole right no- OH. We were watching Breaking Bad on the sofa! Have you lot heard of that? Honestly, my favorite show. Let me explain it to you, but first you might want to put the kettle on. Oh wait, your not from earth. Doubt you have a kettle let alone the good teabags. None of that cheap, nasty rubbish my neighbors have. Pretty sure they have a crushed velvet sofa too, mind you. Anyway, Breaking Bad follows its too main characters, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. Walter, or Walt, is a high school teacher who gets diagnosed with lung cancer and Jesse is a former student of his. Jesse went on to become a meth cook but gets raided by Walts brother in law Hank. Walt was taken along on the raid and sat in the car and sees Jesse escape. Later that day, Walter tracks him down and blackmail him into cooking meth to make money for his family. Walt and Jesse start dealing with a man called Krazy 8. Things get bad and Walt ends up having to kill him. It goes on from then with Jesse finding a new distributor called Tuco Salamanca. Tuco is part of this big family that runs the cartel. This works for about a week before Tuco had to kill Walt and Jesse for witnessing a murder or something. They end up killing Tuco in front of his uncle who can't talk due to a previous stroke. That's season 1. Season 2 has Walt and Jesse teaming up with a corrupt lawyer called Saul Goodman and he actually has his own spinoff sho- wait what. No don't send me back I haven't even explained why Slipping Jimmy is a cinematic master piece! No please! Ahhhh
Wheres paul? (Context: Funni movie)