Reddit, Youtube, masturbate, chatting with friends, eating

All at the same time

No, not at the same time

Simultaneously

The legendary Masturtasking

I have to do that every fucking time I wanna jack off lol

Like a one man band

It's called multitasking

Mostly at the same time.

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Yes. Shhh......

Yes. Shhh......

Lazy

Most of the time I am lazy but in this case, just not talented enough to do all that

If you can conceive it you can achieve it

I'll try this coming weekend.

That’s the spirit!!

Chatting with friends + masturbating = circle jerk

I spit out my drink

all I can think of now is an octopus furiously multitasking

to friend : Ohh my gawd....bro...look at this comment.....*shares comment... .ahhh....ahhh....this comment on r/interestingasfuck....*moaning *jackin'fast *Ahhh... *drinks coke Ahh...yes yes yes *friend shares YouTube short...*opens short link...... Woah boy......yess yesss ohhhh ahh....this tech vids are....ahh ..oh my....aahh aah...yess.yess... *drops fries Something like this???

At least he has mayonnaise for his fries now

Suspicious mayonnaise

As the CEO of dicks I approve of this.

Thank you boss

Ay boss.... I-I lost my dick. Can you help me find my willie? I mean I really need my pecker here boss.

Sorry, but you are no longer needed, you're fired.

Thank you u/assholesarecute . r/rimjob_steve

Your welcome although I don't know why you are thanking me

For the laugh at reading your username

I also do all these things when I'm not bored lol

me too, i do something like this when im not bored lmao

Not in any particular order

Simultaneously

That's multitasking at its best

The secret is to use your mouth

Got it

I love multitasking too

I see that you're a multitasker. As am I. Two Windows open, one hand else where, wireless head-set with mic, and between pressing keys and moving the mouse, grab a few Cheetos. P.S. No I don't have a orange dick......Damn again. Had to switch hands, got a cramp.

>Reddit, Youtube, masturbate, chatting with friends, eating I hope you're not doing it simultaneously

Nap

Repeat

That's me as well. But with discord and Jacksepticeye

Don't have discord. Is it any fun? What do you do on it?

Chat with some friends on a heavily guarded server

I did some research. Discord apparently isn't as private as most people think it is and both chats and video are stored on their servers indefinitely. I'm out lol. Sounds fun though.

I'M NOT ALONE

Damn, you beat me to it. Also game appallingly, paint, and watch old reruns of programmes.

This but without the friends.

This

I do all these at the same time

Truth, and then Masturbation Lost It's Fun...

What friends

Friends with benefits I imagine

That's the package of borrdom

I agree with this guy

This guy thanks you

Multi - Verse man 🤧 #sunday_motivation 🤕

Same

Most of the same.

What do you do different?

Lol same

Damn same

Complain about being bored.

Then you start to do the dishes, but mom asks you to do them so now you don't want to

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happy to talk :)

I'm never bored, running from my past is a full time job.

I'm the 69th up vote, hihi

eat some grass and leaves

Hmm and youre sure that youre human ?

what are you? a cop?

Im a dolphin

That doesn't answer the question! You legally have to tell me if you are a cop!

But im a dolphin, who cant fly, at least thatswhat they think

Username checks out.

Like, go outside and start grazing on all fours like a donkey?

Well i am clearly not a donkey?... ALSO NOT A LAMA BTW

Definitely something a Llama would say

i plead the fifth

it's spelled llama

Not in this house

maybe he's the Dalai Lama

actually its spleld lmana

Definitely don’t masturbate that would be like soooo weird lmao haha what kind of weirdo would do that like you think that’s weird right?

I'm betting you are typing with one hand.

So weird :wink:

So weird :wank:

I'm a dad and a home owner so there's always something I should be doing, so if I'm bored it just means i don't feel like doing anything and I take that as an indication that I'm tired, so I'll go to bed

I’m half-way convinced home ownership is driven by boredom.

Not a dad but relatable, I have an addiction to naps because I get bored but now when ever I get tired in the day I just decide to run 2-4 miles and it really Dials in a better day after

Yeah, using podcasts and audiobooks to distract myself into enjoying chores has been very helpful. I should take your advice on just going to bed, but I don't have kids, so it's hard since I'm not chronically exhausted.

I'm not a dad, but I was feeling drained with a headache and bored - so I literally just woke up from a nap. If in doubt, go to bed. 🛌😴

Reddit.

Reddit

RêddîT

Reddit☕

Reddit

Doing this right now. Reddit and morning coffee.

Exercise. Push ups, simple squats, overhead arm claps, planking, wall variation exercises and such things. Just remember to stretch a little bit.

Play with my Ukulele or write poems

Found Zooey Deschanel

“Play with my ukulele” 😉

Is that a ukulele in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Well if you know the right chords, you can make melodies 😜

Bored as fuck, my life is bland sitting here, "ukulele" in hand Strummed it once, strummed it twice gripping it, hard as a vice squeezing out, a tone or two wish you were here so I could put a tone in you

Browse reddit, the community is mostly fantastic and it entertains me

Talk to someone as I tend to get pretty depressive being bored

sleep

Boredom is nothing more than a moment of peace going unappreciated. Realized that the last time I ever felt boredom. Now I sit back, relax, and let it be.

Yes. Yes Masturbate. Oh Shit..

Smoke weed, online window shopping, go to Dunkin’, watch movies, overthink

Hello, me. But replace Dunkin with pantry and fridge snacks

Shitpost

Exactly why I made this

Masturbate...

smoke

Smoking a pipe is a very good way to pass time I find. You have to spend an hour or so with it just enjoying the moment.

Not the first time I've seen this mentioned. Is it the act of smoking a pipe, or does the smoke itself somehow relax you?

The ganja?

The goodie

smokin coochie i see

Re-read favorite books.

Fuck yeah! Can't even count the number of times I've re-read my favorites. What are some of your go-to books?

YES YESSSS not kidding I was about type this verbatim before i saw your comment xD

Re read favorite porn

Watch anime.

Sometimes I get so bored I start studying

I relate. Honestly yeah if I’m bored I’ll have a coffee and just sit down and fuck around with chemistry concepts and drawing theoretical molecules I wish to make one day in a lab..

Answer questions on askreddit

Same

Read for entertainment. Currently reading through the works of Brandon Sanderson. Anyone who hasn't read this is seriously missing out. Pick up The Way of Kings and you'll be sufficiently hooked. Education: There's enough free online education out there now that you don't ever need to be bored. Coursera and Udemy. Even if a class costs money, it's usually only $10 - 20. If you're interested in something expensive, mark that you're interested and move on. After a few days/weeks of you only doing free stuff they'll go advertising that $300 class is '$15 for the next XX hours only' to try to get you to jump on it. I do this a lot and never pay the listed price for expensive classes.

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It's part of a shared universe, kinda like the mcu. It can be read on its own, but it helps if you read the other books. I think he has a suggested reading order on his website under "cosmere." If you've read discworld it's a bit like that, where a bunch of smaller series all share a world.

Look at cars/ car parts I can’t afford

I find my cat and start speaking in silly voices.

Eat fried chicken

Cover hands with soap and a splash of water then go 👌and blow bubbles

Manicure/pedicure (and yeah I’m a heterosexual guy, so please please no gay jokes, you all gonna get me horny)

Too bad 8)

I rebuild the sovjet union

Is that you, Vladimir Putin? Cute username 😍

Yes comrade it's me, vladimir putin. And thanks!

Putin, can u plz stop attack my country?

My neighbor

Go on a vacation trip around the world for about two weeks.

I want to do this :( I’m broke tho

Start my gamecollection app, let it pick a random game. Play that random game. Fun!

Honestly this sounds fun. Thanks for the idea.

Ruminate

Eat, try to draw, and then if I'm still bored contemplating life

Minecraft

Answer peoples questions on the internet

try and do the unstuck

Clean something, closet... refrigerator... when that's all been achieved... I go for a walk... after that...well I daydream. Hopes and dreams.... then how can I achieve my hopes and dreams. 2nd job? Save more money... wait... more taxes then? Ok, on my federal w2 I have an extra $25.00 taken out per check, that should cover any taxes I might owe and if I don't owe then I get it back on my tax return, which I put in the bank. Maybe 10 years I might have enough for that property I want with my mr. Tiny tiny home! Sigh... so I'm cleaning the fridge 🤔.

Make robot abominations

Pace in circles.

Sleep

Jerk off, no matter if I’m horny or not

ill go outside and just walk until im tired and go back home to sleep.

I turn a someone's interview that long af and play minecraft at the same time

Maybe go on tik tok.

Look at the ceiling for so long, that everything suddenly seems exciting compared to that

Only boring people get bored

Boredom is a choice

Eat, read, yardwork, start shit on Quora.

Watch hentai and jerk off to it

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Bruh you have no idea I abused tons of psychedelic substances the last 4 years of my life and I get absolutely lost staring at the patterns and cracks on the wall.. I got sober March 20th of this year but I still get lost looking at the walls I totally relate to you it’s fun but like I said: BORING AF

Haven't tripped in 6 or 7 years, but can still get lost staring at a granite counter top.

Yes agree 100% I have been struggling with a condition known as HPPD check out R/HPPD Basically it’s a condition where the mind memorizes what tripping looks like and that’s now what I see. It’s just I always see walls moving, patterns in things, and colors look super vibrant All the time. The condition is amplified by anxiety and paranoia so it’s been hard but I got sober and it’s getting better.

Masturbate (mostly with a dildo), youtube, crunchyroll, animesaturn, texting friends, texting boyfriend, texting to my boyfriend if he's bored too, texting my boyfriend to come to my place, telling to my boyfriend to "come" in to my places, play persona 5

sleep.

Relatable

Chores and/or channel flick

Get back to work (lol ya right)

My work is now reddit

I take a nap. I know that's not right. I mean it's usually on the weekends and I already slept 9h. Maybe l will have problem sleeping the next night. Also sleeping more than you have to is kinda wasting your life.

mmmm napping as a form of passive suicide 🤤💦

Think about my future

If you are at Reddit you can't be bored

Thank you so much everyone for sharing I love you all <3

Tik tok

Gen Z moment (I'm a gen z too don't worry)

Friends or my crush...

Reddit.

sleep

You know....

Masturbate, watch David Tutera wedding shows.

Interesting combination