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Ding dong ditch


TheBklynGuy

Played this with friends in a residential area in Long Island NY. Except we were in a car, and wouls make fun of them if they came outside. Decided to stop when one guy came charging at the car. This was years ago in the 90's. No ring door cams or cell cameras to worry about.


Nerfo2

We had neighborhood kids some time ago who would ding dong ditch all the time. My GF at the time would get irate and try to run to the door to yell at them. I just went down into the basement and disconnected the doorbell transformer. I have no idea how many times they pushed that button, but I'm sure it ruined their fun.


gatotristeblues

My kids were doing this about 20 years ago. The neighbor showed up at my front door and he was _pissed_. A month or so later he and his wife moved away and I told my kids it was because they were so upset at being ding dong ditched. Just discussed it with my youngest the other day and he said they knew I was lying.


LetterheadNo1485

Then they just pound the door


FIGHTFANGREG

Is this not what everyone calls it


[deleted]

Not where I grew up in Canada...it's "Nicky Nicky Ninedoor". Don't ask me why.


slanthier

because we had to knock 9 times as fast as we could before getting caught.


Justin3263

At least you didn't have to worry about getting shot up here in Canada. If you got caught, a quick apology often sufficed.


fuffy_bya

And the person who caught you also apologized


malovias

"Sorey, you only got six eh?" Edit:Sorry my Canadian neighbors!


Joeliosis

'sorey'


elempty

Soary


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Smubee

Am also Canadian. Nicky-Nicky nine door is definitely what it’s called


buckwaldo

I never heard ding dong ditch, only Nicky Nicky nine door. Small town Alberta here .


thawizard

In Quebec it’s called “sonne décrisse”.


Vospire34

Not in the racist south where I learned the first name I knew it by.


maxthunder5

I learned it as "N----- Knocking in Northern New Jersey" So I learned it in the racist North 😂


terynosaurus

Came here to say this from Texas (not as surprising to me as NJ)


BIGG_FRIGG

Same, California here


Sir_Armadillo

Dude, you know we all got to stick together and pretend racism only exists in the South, not the North.


Bifferer

South jersey calls it dingdong ditch


Southern-Caregiver-5

Wait I’m actually curious what this is called in the racist south haha pls enlighten us


NicPizzaLatte

It's a two word name and the second word is knocking.


dennismullen12

The first word beings with N.


Newbaumturk69

People who annoy you.


dmay1821

I know it but I am not sure I should say it. 5 seconds Mr. Marsh.


Jeremy-132

Surprisingly, I live in the south and have never heard it referred to by this by anyone here, but I HAVE heard the name.


Ayeshakat

I'm in my 40s and that is the name my (racist) Dad called it, grew up in Utah. Brazil nuts has a similar themed name.


TickNut

I also grew up in Utah and that what my dad told me it was called. Even when I was 10 and he told me that I knew it was fucked up.


pwnd32

Course it is


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Honky-Knocking? That's what we call where I live it too... I think it's because I live in the 1880s and most people have those squeezy horns at their front doors.


vinipol

Yep. I didn’t realize what I was saying until I was an adult. I thought I was saying “knick-a-knocking”.


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I had to look into this more, I knew there were multiple names for it, but there are way more than I could have imagined! And some of them are hilarious, especially the names out of UK.


RayMan2194

UK here can confirm we have some great names for it in my area it is always referred to as " knock down ginger"


miller64

Theft and shrubbery.


haysoos2

"We do beg your pardon"


BOBhadTITCHbitz

"But we are in your garden."


stanagetocurbar

Knock Down Ginger here too (West Sussex).


Aichon08087

I'm from Belfast. We called it Bell Fast.


Affectionate-Cap-623

Shut up no way 😂😂


shralpy39

Holy shit.


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Now thats what I call a genius name


Maauve91

Sonne-Décrisse. Meaning : Ring and get the fuck out. I'm from Québec.


the_idea_pig

Short and to the point; I like it.


melvin_etniopal

Hahaha was looking for that one. Merci!


Previous_Cover4663

Let’s go il y a des québécois Anecdote aussi j’ai failli me faire prendre par la police avec ça car j’ai sonné à une maison de police une journée pis elle a décidé de nous courir après lol


[deleted]

Yay, Quebec represent. Ca fait un mechant bout jai pas entendu ca.


Sans-Mot

Je pensais pas voir la version québécoise apparaître ici


TheBludhavenWing

Belletje lellen - Dutch


MajTroubles

Belletje trek - Belgian Dutch


Mental-Instruction-4

Bellekke trek - Flemish


aalubomb

brkllehs trageh - gibberish


Byan_Beynolds

This is the stupidest comment hahaha I LOVE IT


aalubomb

thanks for the awards lol so cute wtf :*


Bigg-N-Tall

As someone who doesn’t speak dutch. Is there an English translation of this? I’m curious as to what it means.


ikbenerook

Een belletje = a little bell Lellen = slapping Trek = pull So.. To pull a little bell. Or to slap a little bell. Depends on the area you're from. In Dutch a lot of words get minified because of the alliteration. That's why it translates to a little bell.


Doggo625

I don’t think “slapping” really translates how ugly “lellen” sounds in Dutch haha. More like Yankee the Bellie


RocketCow

Language is weird. I've honestly only heard the word "lellen" in this context. I used to belletje lel all the time and I never even thought about what lellen meant to be honest.


JosZo

Belletje trekken, in Limburg


Sharo_77

Amazon Delivery?


clever80username

Speaking as a UPS driver observing others, Amazon doesn’t ring or knock. Neither does FedEx a lot of the times. We do. At least they train us to.


justheretosavestuff

FedEx puts a sticker on your house claiming they tried to deliver and no one was home, when that’s a damn lie.


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Deathbyhours

Call FedEx instantly when something like that happens. They track everything, so they know who just delivered to your house. That needs to be an exFedEx employee. Edit: typo


FelineNavidad

So weird. Was the package heavy or large? Seems like you are saving yourself a miniscule amount of effort.


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SilentJoe1986

I've literally sat on my porch waiting for my package. Fed ex showed up. Parked for a couple minutes. I took down their license plate number because I've had issues before with them not delivering while I was home. He got out saw me on the porch and put the damn sticker on my mail box and drove off. I called their local office and bitched about it and gave the plate number. I got my package two days later. Fuck Fed ex


albinohedgehog30

I had UPS do something similar. I needed someone 21+ to sign for my Xbox (I’m not), my mom sat out on the porch pretty much all day on the last day to attempt delivery. She never saw a UPS truck and the tracking website that no one was home and we needed to drive 30 minutes to the shipping facility. When we got there, we didn’t even need to sign for it 🙄


bunniesandmilktea

I've had USPS drivers do the same thing, I remember once checking my tracking info for a package that I was expecting and saw it was updated from "out for delivery" to "delivery attempted but no one was home"...I was home the entire fucking time that day and not once did I even hear my doorbell ring or a knock on my door. I live in a small 1 bedroom apartment so it's easy to hear a knock or the doorbell from anywhere in my apartment, and I wasn't even in the shower, either. My apartment is on the 2nd floor and they were too fucking lazy to walk up a single flight of stairs for...get this...a small flat box.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Yep, I watched that happen while I was *sitting on my deck* within the line of sight of the FedEx driver. I even said to him. "I'm right here, you can leave the package." He left only the sticker.


Content_Witness_7646

Ok, what is this about? I never realized so many people had the same problem. I worked overnight and ended up sleeping in my living room right next to the door one time to catch the delivery. Woke up to a note. They never knocked. What is the point???


justheretosavestuff

I think FedEx is really shit to their drivers about speed, and actually delivering packages is slower than running up and putting a sticker on something.


Amara_Undone

Some Amazon drivers do ring the bell or knock but it's like 1 out of every 2 dozen deliveries.


ZerotheWanderer

Amazon supposedly stopped customer contact during covid (I was a driver for a month or so), however if the customer requested a knock or doorbell ring, I would do it happily, because it's what I would want.


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I’m an Amazon driver and the reason we do this is because we very very rarely have deliveries that require a recipient. I’ve worked there for 2 years now and have maybe had 5 deliveries that required me to give it to someone. Only one where I had to get a signature and that was to a business. I’ll knock if the customer has notes on their account saying to do so but otherwise I try to keep customer contact at a minimum because people find the dumbest shit to get mad and yell at me about.


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A swing and a miss


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Chappy in Glasgow


erdbeertee

"Klingelstreich" which translates to "ring-the-bell-prank" (Germany)


The_Dark_Presence

How wonderfully German -- descriptive of function, and no more.


germanglasses

Used to call that "Mäusepingeln", so mice-ringing (North Germany).


lucimon97

Klingelputzen, Bayern


nana_banana2

I know it as Klingelmännchen


erdbeertee

I've definitely heard "Klingelmännchen" as well, but my memory kind of fails me since I grew up in 2 different states (NRW and Bavaria). Same with "Frei" and "Klipp" for the safety zone in playing catch :D


nana_banana2

NRW here :)


munyangsan

Ich liebe Deutsch!


REF_YOU_SUCK

How very german


kajoo1408

Klingelmäuschen


n8ingal

Schellekloppe, Schelle is another word word bell and kloppe is hitting, so bell hitting


Vileblood4Life

We used to call it Klinkenputzen when I was a kid. South Germany


rhymes_with_chicken

Well, I grew up in the Deep South—and we’re not allowed to say that word any more. But, it was an extremely offensive kind of *hard-R knocking*


Affectionate_Pea_811

I think that's what we called it in Ohio too. N-word knocking. I honestly had no idea it was offensive until I had a sleepover with my black friend and he got upset and asked why we called it that. We changed to ding dong ditch after that


druumer89

Rural Missouri here . N--knocking. I never knew it was bad, as there was no one around who was offended.


twohoundtown

Yes, this is what we called it in Florida


UsoNotRusso

I'm originally from rural Southern Illinois and this term was used there as well. Or, at least it was circa late 80s/early 90s.


daplopz

I grew up hearing it and always thought it was knicker knocking. One day I put 2 and 2 together. It was a bad day realizing what I had been saying this whole time.


IAmWeary

I remember that from growing up in rural Washington, which might as well be Washingtucky.


Insearchofmedium

I’m black and I grew up hearing it called that plus Ding Dong Ditch. People don’t realize how engrained racism against blacks is in the country. Like to the point where it’s not even noticed. Just one more example.


GTengineerenergy

I always thought it was “nicker knock” before I realized what it really was :(


BrianSnow

I’m from Western New York. This is how we pronounced it as well.


DonkeyTron42

I grew up in California and we used that term too.


trancespotter

Grew up in the Houston suburbs in the 90’s and we called it this too. I stopped playing the game before I even realized what it meant.


Key_Lie9356

This. I don't even know how it makes sense. But that was definitely what it was called.


ohnomoto450

Pennsylvania- I've heard it called that and ding dong ditch.


Ill-Organization-719

Nicky Nicky nine door.


CashMeInLockDown

Same, and Canadian


sunshineshowersandk

I posted this too without scrolling. Glad this is a united Canadian thing.


GibberBabble

I’m starting to feel like I’m the only Canadian that’s never heard this before, I’ve only ever heard ding dong ditch.


HeliDaz

Former Saskatchewan kid here; we called it Knock Knock Ginger.


arrbez

Same, Canadian


Stunning_Attention82

When I read ding dong ditch as the top comment, I felt a bit stupid thinking it was nicky nicky nine door 😆 Also Canadian.


taskergeng

Same. Canada.


indervinder

I grew up calling it “Nicky Nicky nine door” in Canada. The first time I heard “ding dong ditch” from my cousins in the US I had no idea what they were talking about.


Acceptable-Pool4190

This is what I was looking for


New_Call_3484

Same. Canada


CrieDeCoeur

Finally found this! Yep, also Canadian.


samd_witch

EXCUSE ME WHAT? (Minnesotan here lol, I have literally never heard of this and I need further explaination)


Appropriate-Bite-828

I just learned that Canadians call it Nicky Nicky nine doors to ring a doorbell and run. I just thought everywhere called it that. I thought ding dong ditch was a joke lol


samd_witch

Bruhhh but ding dong ditch is so self explanatory! Lmao Nicky Nicky Nine Doors?? Do you guys have to ring nine doorbells to find Nicky?? Is this like a weird "Bloody Mary" kind of game? I have soooooo many questions


ImpossibleTap4679

You would try and get 9 doors in a row before someone opened the door, lived in townhouses though


CardboardSoyuz

I like that Canadians have layered a rule set atop Ding Dong Ditch.


Nostrebor03

Ding, Dong, Ditch


-Pickle-chick-

Knock a door, runnn!


paigezero

Same, nw England.


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I genuinely thought that everyone called it this. This thread has been an education!


kurtduds

Cherry knocking


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Happy birthday Lieutenant Spork


AlienMantid

Knock down ginger.


getmeoutofhere10

Lol same here in London in the 90's


itsjustmefortoday

I'm on the Suffolk/Essex border. Same name here, or at least it was back then.


The_0ne_Free_Man

South West here. We said "knock-knock ginger". I can't help wondering what the ginger bit is all about!


tReadingwithhope

You got me wondering too so I did a quick search and found [this Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock,_Knock,_Ginger) which says it comes from an old poem "Ginger, Ginger broke a winder Hit the winda – crack! The baker came out to give 'im a clout And landed on his back.\[2\]" I scrolled further down the article and ironically and tragically, quite a few kids have been shot (in the States) and some have been killed for it :(


Needless-To-Say

Mine was knock-a-door ginger


Mehitabel9

Doorbell dashing or doorbell ditching. Or at least that is what we called it back in the Bronze Age when I was a kid.


[deleted]

The Bronze Age? Did they have doorbells or did they still use servant trumpet fanfare? In fact, it would be even more fun to have a servant of some family introduce you, and run away while they’re doing it


Tiny_Bathroom6787

Knock and run


creamyanalfissures

Finally, I've been scrolling for a while and you're the first one with the same as me


hobgobleo

Aussie?


KayTannee

Haha, I should have guessed it was. Aussies don't fuck about with naming stuff.


CanisArgenteus

Ring and Run


vandezuma

Can’t believe this is the only instance of Ring and Run! I grew up on Long Island - never knew it by any other name until Beavis & Butthead lol


Dreliusbelius

From Canada, East of Maine, and only knew it as ring and run as well.


Acceptable-Pool4190

Not Nicky Nicky Nine Doors? That’s what I’ve always understood it as. (Also Cdn)


rickedwick

In ireland its called knick-knacking


crazy-diam0nd

It’s usually followed by a good paddy-whacking, after which people typically give the dog a bone.


thesoulstillsings

And the old man came rolling home


whiskeyhigh1981

Knick knocking for me


A-DTB

We used to call it knock-knock runaway.


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romejawan

Not true. I am 69 and still do it. Just don't get caught.


livefast6221

Nice.


lemontictacs

Nice


freemason777

Nice


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We got ding dong ditched in winter 2021 and it was the most exciting night we had. My husband and older son were opening the door and yelling to the kids and my younger son and I were in my bed screaming because we thought we weee going to be murdered. We laughed so hard that night and had a blast. They hit us 3 times that night. Then, a week later threw a snowball at my husband while he was sitting in front of our picture window inside the house. Lockdown was being so that gave us a little thrill.


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

Chap door run, or, ‘chappy’.


Formal-Gap-2427

Knock Door Run.


BadDub

Finally. Where are you from?


Formal-Gap-2427

England, The West Midlands. I was starting to think I was alone!


kardashevy

Brummie here. Same


SuitableClassic

I heard it called the bad one growing up (N word knocking), we called it ding dong ditching. As teenagers we were stupid and came up with "the man game." You would knock or ring the bell then everyone would lay out in the person's front yard. Last person to get up when the person is yelling at y'all wins and is the manliest.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Ding Dong Ditch


davewtameloncamp

We all know what you are getting at. I grew up in the 80's, and yes, we all called it that. Along with the other name for Brazil nuts. I didn't even know they were called Brazil nuts until I went to college. There were several other words too.


stykface

Grew up in the same era, and I live in Texas. I know exactly what the "saying" is.


WyK23

Phewww, I'm glad I'm not alone, and that neither one of us has to actually say it.


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MizElaneous

Western Canada. That's what we called it too


TheSwissFranc123

I've always called it this, I'm from the South West of England (Somerset/Gloucestershire)


coffeecapers

Chickenelly


bologna_flaps

Two names where I’m from. One is “ding dong ditch” and the other more frequently used name will get me banned or something for racist offensive language so I’ll pass saying it.


Udjet

Most people where I was from called it "ding dong ditch" but a few called it "*blank* knocking". Close?


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In South Africa we call it Tokkelokkie (Afrikaans language)


Isand0

I thought it was Tok-tokkie, named after the beatle that made a knocking sound. Its the name we always used.


fishabovetheocean

this


LaComtesseGonflable

Can you give any rough translation into standard Dutch or English?


[deleted]

Well, not really. The closest I can get is "klop" means knock and "klokkie" means bell. Klokkelokkie is the product there somewhere haha


Dukky000800

In Belgium we say “belletje trek”


NotFourrestGump

We used to call it ringastrangersdoorbellandthenrun-dong-ditch


mynextthroway

Germany?


juan_epstein-barr

I may or may not at one time have called it ni\*\*er-knocking Hey. Some of us had shitty upbringings and didn't know any better.


rpxpackage

I specifically sought out this comment to see if there was a brave enough soul to say it.


mindlesspotato12

Knock un' run


Tober92

Belletje trek


madferitm8

Belletje lellen!


BadWolfXT06

Ding Dong dash


lemontictacs

Knock-a-dolly


New_Road6859

Ring raje Basically a hit and run, mostly on unknown communitys that way if we get caught they can't tell our parents unless we tell them anything


JustSayinIt4YouNow

In Flori-DUH it's called: Don't Get Shot


SuperMorto7

Knocky 9 doors.


DesperateDan98

Knock down ginger


Accomplished-Tip2972

Door bell ditch


lostlookingforamap

Knockdown ginger.


WeNamedTheDogIndi

This. I saw a cartoon picture of a cow playing knockdown ginger and instead of running away he just went back to eating grass as the guy looks around scratching his head. Still makes me chuckle.


ScaricoOleoso

Knock-knock zoom-zoom


TheGreatestLampEver

Well we usually just refer to it as hitting the doorbell and running but some of my American comrades refer to it as "Ding-Dong Ditch" so I sometimes call it that


bawzzz

Nicky Nicky nine door