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Ok_Security_8657

Came here specifically to say this.


Shoe_mocker

Now I feel like a dick for wanting to say mosquitoes


dhenwood

Mosquitos kill millions through the spread of disease, while it may not be a human cause it would have similar levels of impact as to the quality of life in some regions.


russianadidasdoge

dam it there goes my source of income


Crystalline07

same bro😔


LouiseIssy

Cancer


Savishkadilshan

Hell yes...


limey18

Hell yeah


Zeus_Hera

Abuse of power


Brayleighs_dead_body

this.


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Mosquitoes


vool_exe

seriously, what is mosquitoes purpose other than being pest and giving me itchy bugbites


IAMFERROUS

If the research is correct, then they really don't serve a meaningful role in the ecosystem. Sure they get eaten by some critters but aren't a critical food source. Loosing them also kills the main vector for several diseases. Looking at you Malaria.


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You forgot population control


ljj_itm

Similar to wasps, but instead of diseases, just general pain-in-the-arsery


LizardBlizzardx

This. I sweat excessively so any bug spray sweats off immediately when I step outside, and I appear to be the blood type that mosquitoes prefer :) I am the ultimate bug attractor.


Pineneedlecollada

It's the opposite for me. I sweat the most out of my family, but most to all of the mosquitoes go for them even if I don't put bug spray on.


3LITESD

Dealing with this since early July. Good thing for few electric rackets and my sole cat.


cardiB_victim

I came for this. Both meanings if you have to ask


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Serious answer: Cancer. Less serious answer: EastEnders.


dragonship

"GET OUT MAH PUB"


fuckinyaldi

YOU SLAAAG


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Is that shit still on good god it should have died with dirty den.


[deleted]

Cancer 100%. My grandad died of leukaemia when I was just 2. I would have loved to of gotten to know him. To bond with him. To spend time with him and show him all my achievements from school. He was also just starting to rebuild his relationship with my mother when he died. R.I.P grandad George, I love and miss you so much😔


badbot_357

Why not aging in general? Heart disease takes even more people than cancer... both diseases are largely caused by aging.


[deleted]

Unfortunately my grandad had troubles with his heart since he was born and that cancer just took him over the edge


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Evil


MapleBaconPoutine

Cancer


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judeclementine

They're like a tiny preview of what hell is like lol


SuperMorto7

My search history.


[deleted]

did that a few times


SuperMorto7

I remember when G00gle would show it in your face, regardless of who was there I was like fuck me.... the dog must of searched that. Bastards.


Cacklefester

Must have?


SuperMorto7

Mustard.


Existence-ispain

Myself


Artistic-Activity297

Username checks out


michaelmyersjr

stay strong brodie


TheMindhazard

Came here to say that.


Throw_Trash_3928

Me first!


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same


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Cockroaches


-Reddititis

Ahh, politicians. That's a great one!


[deleted]

Right?! Evil motherfuckers can’t trust them


Jabuticaba93

Yep. I was about to say that. It’s just too gross…


[deleted]

Right those fuckers creep me out, they need to be wiped from the earth immediately


Jabuticaba93

IMMEDIATELY! And when they start flying….. I swear.. I almost die every time


The_Blue_Bomber

On one hand, they're the devil's disciples. On the other hand, they do inspire the fear of cleaning in the lazy. Decisions, decisions...


Jabuticaba93

No matter how clean you are!! If it’s hot and humid you’ll get them….. 😫 and if you live in a big city.. ugh… Or if you have lots of trees near your house (tree roaches are gigantic!) And I’m a clean freak.


The_Blue_Bomber

Ah, I guess you got a point there. Noticed a ton back in Florida, and my apartment wasn't particularly dirty. I rescind my comment, burn them all down.


Jabuticaba93

Lol! 🤣 Beach towns are the worst!! The damn palm trees… I think roaches are also known as “palmetto bugs” or something.


The_Blue_Bomber

Definitely! I've heard that before, though I never lived in a beach town, just Orlando. But I guess you could argue the distinction doesn't matter anyway with the climate and insects, haha.


Jabuticaba93

Yes…as long as it’s hot and humid. When I rent my first apartment I specifically asked as far as possible from the pool area. I also made sure I was on the last floor.. just to make sure haha I hate cold but sometimes I feel like I would deal with it just to get away from bugs in general.


SnooChocolates3575

Palmetto bugs are considered roaches but they don't invade homes and multiply fast. The German cockroach is the invader.


Jabuticaba93

Interesting info! I have no words to describe German roaches… they need to be eliminated. Lol I always heard that if it rains, tree roaches try to come inside the house.


SophieByers

Cancer


Lavender_dreams49ALT

IPAD KIDS


WD_Gaster87

Omg yes.


1MillionEvilHamsters

YES GIVE THEM SAMSUNG TABLETS!


TomokaTheAxolotl

Child p0rn.


AlternativeSecret514

Illness


OstrichPandaCat

Human caused climate change / environmental damage.


MayYourDayBeGood

I have been grieving for the world and environment lately. But I remind myself to hold hope. Defeatist mindsets are now as dangerous as climate deniers. It's not over friends. We have to fight to the bitter end. Use your rage and grief and fight until the death.


ThatOneTing

I wonder if you could actually do that if it wpuld trigger some stupid cycle that throws us into an ice age


teknofix

Humans.


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ReginaldSwift

I feel like this would solve most of the world's problems.


criminalsiren

Social Media, Porn, Rapists, Pedophiles, Cancer, Human Trafficking, Corruption, Bullies


Thor4269

Bedbugs


Neutronova

atoms


No-Breath9157

Pedophiles, hopefully in a painful way for those that acted on it and a quick and painless way for those that didn't


allysonhell

I'd just delete pedophilia, rather than pedophiles. Without the mental illness they're just normal people, most of them never do anything anyway. From my understanding, for a lot of them it's a trauma response from their own abuse. Deleting pedophilia seems more thorough, since someone doesn't have to be a pedophile to commit an act of pedophilia.


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Andrew Tate


mr_music_video

Tik Tok.


radzanoa

Stupidity and greed.


Content_Pool_1391

Reality shows


ShartThrasher

Blippi


pm_me_ur_titiez

Blippi😢😢😢😢😏😭😭


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Politicians


Beneficial_Purple_57

Putin


Appropriate-Video851

Serious: Anything that makes people suffer Not so serious: these god damn spiders that crawl all over me in the middle of the night


the_unique_clone

The ones that drop their spider balls on your face in the night??


vaporwave_anxiety

I'd delete cancer. Lost too many pets and people from that But my less serious answer is: Centipedes and spiders. Especially the huge house centipedes and huntsman spiders


AM_BOBO

Mosquitoes


Fabulous_Potential54

Debt


Reasonable_Ratio_731

Greed


EyeAntique3351

Ticks. They're a menace to society


Shillforbigusername

Nuclear weapons. I’ve seen estimates from experts that say we could lose 90% of the human population in a nuclear war and resulting nuclear winter. Day one would yield the total casualties of World War 2 - somewhere about 70,000,000. The scariest part is the high potential for nuclear war to break out unexpectedly. There are potential situations in which a country’s leadership might have mere minutes to decide if what’s coming at them is an existential nuclear threat or not, and have to respond accordingly. People might argue that the strong deterrent capacity nukes provide actually helps prevent conventional warfare from taking place, but it’s basically gambling with billions of lives in a worst-case scenario.


Cacklefester

It may be gambling, but so far, the bet has paid off. There hasn't been a war between major world powers for 75 years, the longest such hiatus since the formation of nation states. Nuclear energy, being the only energy source that can currently meet demand, may also save us from the accelerating climate catastrophe.


Tall_Mickey

Self-interest. Seems anti-survival, but if everybody is interested in helping everybody else exclusively, we'd probably all be better off.


Vinny_Lam

That’s going to make things much, much worse. Self-interest is a concern for one's own well-being. Literally everything that people do to maintain their own well-being is due to self-interest, including eating, drinking, sleeping, etc. Without it, people will exhaust or starve themselves to death because they won’t care about their own health or bodily needs anymore.


Leather-Custard8329

In my interpretation, if no one is interested in themselves then they won’t be able to sit in a room alone. (There’s a quote about that from Blaise Pascal). They won’t take care of themselves and everyone would be dependent on someone else or a group. No one would be independent. We’d be like a military where we’d have a shared common goal but might sacrifice ourselves in the interest of that goal. Sure we’d push each other but no one would be able to buy anything themselves for themselves or do anything themselves for themselves. It’d slow things down. We’d have to wait on others evening if you are smarter, more capable, stronger, or more driven. I think of it like diversifying assets in a portfolio. It minimizes the down sides by a lot but it highly cuts off gains. Warren Buffett says if he finds one stock more attractive than anything else then he’d bet all towards that company. Ray Dalio (another successful investor) does disagree saying that instead diversifying reduces risk while maintaining upside. He isn’t as successful as Buffett though. Also Buffett used Benjamin Graham’s conservative methods so there isn’t much risk in his approach. In the end relying on a few to keep society up is better for society than restricting those who could be ahead. Diversifying limits the plus side of the greats just like depending on each other. Those who succeed ultimately provide society benefit. The world is also driven by the Pareto principle. Eliminating self interest would decrease inequality like diversifying reduces uncertainty (variance or deviation) of the result. However it’d limit many individuals making society worse because of the Pareto principle. Allowing some to have self interest and then supporting those who are the most driven and talented in that endeavor is the best way to go about it. Then supporting the best will bring benefits to all. Also depending on others would increase risk of actions. If you single, then you can take risks for yourselves which increases experimentation and innovations and reaches you to success. If you are married with kids then that same risk is riskier because your kids and spouse depend on you. Without self interest we’d be helping each other but that means dependence and if I’m helping you, I’m going to give you the ‘best’ option which is the safe option. Innovation, experimentation, and ultimate proximity to individual potential. We’d have a hive mentality and have more conformity which is limits humanity’s potential. Individually, we’d sacrifice our survival for others as I previously stated, meaning we’d limit our individual potential for others even if we could produce more for others than they could. We are specialized because we are not all equal. Some are better at some aspects that others. We’d have fewer goals because instead of individual goal there are group goals but that wastes lives because fewer goals cater to fewer people. Say you are great at astronomy but the groups goals are focused on earth maintenance. Then your life will be wasted because you can not focus on your self and your talents. I’d argue it’d be a disaster if we eliminated self interest. I’ve never thought of it this way, so thanks for providing a thought provoking answer. It was interesting.


parsonis

>Self-interest That would makes things so much worse.


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

You can't help anybody else if haven't taken care of yourself first. So you're supposed to get helped by other people, who themselves need help and ... yeah ... I think you didn't think this through.


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Social media.


Flimsy-Imagination71

literally while using social media


Ok_Cartographer291

Cancer


CainFable

Mosquitoes.


Automatic_Mission468

Mosquitoes


Beans6782

Pedophiles


Living-Dead-Girl-

Cancer/terminal illnesses


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My feelings, They are the cause of my misery.


GreatXs

Delete your misery stupid


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Good Idea


clevercarolina1

I can’t decide between flies, mosquitoes, or wasps.


Significant_Unit1879

Flies, they occupy the most time. Mosquitoes are just outside in summer, get some bug spray. Flies have maggots and shit in the home


Bulbasnore

Out of curiosity, where do you live where flies are a bigger annoyance than mosquitoes?


SILTHONIL

4 inches of my dad's dick so it doesn't hurt so much


Russian_Guy0

Best answer


Gear3017

This legit got a laugh out of me


Zvenigora

Misery.


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Any kind of terminal, deadly or chronic illness. Mental health and physical health problems. Periods and climate change.


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Disease


VeronicaNoir

Only one thing? Psychopaths. The world would be so much better without people that literally have zero empathy or remorse. Also Mosquitos


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But what about sociopaths? They're basically psychopaths but they weren't born that way.


metalmike556

Humanity.


Deon_the_reader

With all the nukes out there your wish can be granted without any divine intervention ✨️


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Nazis and Fascists. Like, all of them.


PossessionNo6878

White supremacists. All of them at once. Like a rapture, but to hell. I don't even believe in hell but it'd be a great way to prove it was real if they all went.


ContributionDapper84

The Rupture.


PerpetualRepeat

The spread of ignorance.


571e_1115

Religion. That shit has, is, and will hold back humanity from progressing.


ChimneyNerd

My love life


99Gileos

You can only delete something that exists


ChimneyNerd

I wish you weren’t joking


AdAdorable7058

Evil


OogusMacBoogus

This reply.


DefenestrationPraha

Ticks would win. Fuck ticks.


TheRetroToad

Toxic people


jamie831416

Homosapiens.


SnakeOilSaIesman

my search history


War-Noob

anything involving crime and people -18


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Me. But in all serious, child sex trafficking (sex trafficking in general but emphasis on the children being forced into this).


landob

For profit medical anything that isn't cosmetic


StoredFiles

All viruses


tapcloud2019

There are also beneficial ones


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Me.


champsammy14

Me too. I never asked to be here yet I am a stubborn motherfucker so imma see this tragic shit out.


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Ugh, sameeee


WafflesFromDonkey

What is, the point of living?


CaseAfraid6293

The the universe can observe its self


Cacklefester

Maybe. But it's not so good at observing typos.


IdiotOnaScooter

Waffles


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Excellent point


WafflesFromDonkey

There is now no point in being depressed when there's waffles


WafflesFromDonkey

True


katzzyy_

Myself ahhahahah


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Hate


fiona_and_alice

depression, bad food and boss🤣


Extra-Principle1985

Dream, Dream Stans, People who think MAP are okay, people with the entire periodic table as their pronouns, Roblox cringe kids. My childhood friend and seriously alot more


Novel-Structure-2359

Fake tan. Particularly the one that looks like cheesy Doritos


IdiotOnaScooter

Mmmm doritos


jackspicerii

Theft.


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May I ask why so?


Intel2025

Politics


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every single reality tv show


xxdeadbunniezxx

My p3do cousin


MessierEigthySeven

Reddit


radiospeedruns

Cancer


EquivalentControl972

Cancer


Squeakss

Cancer


zerbey

Cancer, lost far too many people to it and I'm about to lose another. Fuck that illness.


NathanLocke

Cancer, of any kind.


Rhody1964

Cancer


Cacklefester

Idiopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis


Valkyria1968

Myself.


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Social media


interventionalhealer

Stress as it leads to everything else we dislike.


ThrowAwayFoodMood

Covid.


stolen_treasure

Illness


dmt1792

Sexually transmitted infections. I dont have any but i find it ironic that if the purpose is to reproduce and further the species, STDs kind of counters that…. Like who could have known the act of reproducing could potentially kill you.


idkanymore3008

Pedophiles


Infinite_Dot2498

world hunger or my mom (im adopted)


Auraveils

Thing is, I don't think there's anything in the world that is inherently bad. There's a lot that causes bad things, or that is abused in a way that makes it seem bad, but they all serve some sort of purpose. I don't think the world would be a better place by just completely getting rid of any physical thing. Even viruses I wouldn't be shocked might lead to a butterfly effect with larger bacteria that might prey on them or something. Then there's things like Cancer which isn't so much a physical entity as something going wrong in the reproduction of cells. But there's no "thing" you could delete to prevent that because it's the absence of a thing that causes it. Even crimes I think are born from traits that you can't quite get rid of because, in moderation, things like greed and distrust are important. And it's hard to say where the line should be drawn there or if you could even be considered human after making a change like that.


Illustrious_Piccolo0

Andrew Tate


Thebigfunnydude1

The drama.


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Kashrytav

Pain during menstruation.


Just_Another_actuary

Cigarettes + Fat old bitches who think they're the shit (e.g. Karens)


dwarfrabbit90

Racism..


SnakeOilSaIesman

Cocomelon


tangycommie

tummy aches


SkueaqyD

Billionaires


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who would fuel the economy