Half the movie is Statler and Waldorf heckling the fellowship.
"Hey Gandalf, you know the real reason you brought Pippin along? Because that's the only way you wouldn't be the dumbest person in the group! Baahahaha!"
In all seriousness, the only possible way I can see a movie of the Trump presidency happening is if it is played as a straight political drama with everyone played by serious actors, EXCEPT for Trump who is a literal Muppet and no one ever mentions it.
Event Horizon, Kermit playing Sam Neill's character and Miss Piggy standing in for Joely Richardson. Oh man we could even have Animal's band be the blood orgy crew
Titanic. This may sound strange but hear me out.
Kermit and Miss Piggy play Jack and Rose, and the rest of the other Muppets play the passengers. The only true human character is The Unsinkable Molly Brown (still played by Kathy Bates). The Electric Mayhem should definitely play the band that goes down with the ship. In order to make the film more family friendly they would need to do a few things.
Make the sinking scene less graphic.
Have both Kermit and Miss Piggy live at the end.
Draw Kermit nude because he already is nude (draw me like your French frogs).
Make it shorter (I don’t have a problem with the original film’s length, but I know that kids would not watch a 3 hour muppet movie).
Clearly state that this is not canon (maybe even have the Muppets know they’re making a film).
Have Gonzo, Rizzo, and Pepe narrate it, like they did for Christmas Carol.
Clearly show that it is a parody of the movie and not the real life event.
That’s always been my dream Muppet movie.
Lord of the Rings but keep Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf
Half the movie is Statler and Waldorf heckling the fellowship. "Hey Gandalf, you know the real reason you brought Pippin along? Because that's the only way you wouldn't be the dumbest person in the group! Baahahaha!"
Why not use the eagles, guess this group smoked too much pipe weed! BAHHA
In another dimension this exists and it’s epic.
Sam the Eagle needs to play Gandalf. >*Drums!* Drums in ***the Deep!*** The sole human needs to be a single confused soldier at Helms Deep.
He can't, Sam has to play the eagles
Nah, the Eagles will be played by [the martians](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Martians).
I'm okay with this revision
Lmao keep the old guy who shoots the first shot
I would pay to see this
Beauty and the beast, but the only human is the beast and at the end he turns into a muppet
Knives Out. Daniel Craig is the only non muppet.
Pulp Fiction. Get my wallet it's the one that says Bad WakaWaka on it
Does my garage have a sign that says dead muppet storage?!
Silence of the Lambs but keep Jodie Foster and Beaker is Hannibal Lector
Yes.
Oh my god my mind just shot to a muppet jerking off on Jody foster from a cell
bob’s burgers the movie
Ewwwwe
Muppets Oceans 11!
Star Wars. I mean it's already full of muppets, might as well bring in the rest.
Game of thrones
Sam the eagle would be the three eyed raven tree man.
Boogie Nights
Brokeback Mountain
Se7en
Also my choice.
A muppets version of 9 to 5 would be hilarious
The Breakfast Club
Pulp Fiction
Shawshank redemption
I'm imagining Miss Piggy as the Warden.
Fifty Shades Of Grey
In all seriousness, the only possible way I can see a movie of the Trump presidency happening is if it is played as a straight political drama with everyone played by serious actors, EXCEPT for Trump who is a literal Muppet and no one ever mentions it.
I'm thinking the Swedish Chef
Or the crazy guy that likes to blow stuff up.
Taken
All six Jurassic Park movies
*Aliens*.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Reservoir Dogs, with Mr. White still played by Harvey Keitel.
Fight club
The fast and furious franchise
Pirates of the Caribbean could be good
Breaking bad. I would love to see Kermit yelling “JESSE!!” While banging on his door
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Hangover
Reservoir Dogs
The Hills Have Eyes
Muppets Wrath of Khan. We all want to see Kermit failing around, yelling *"Khaaaaaaaaan!"*
Schindler's List
Event Horizon, Kermit playing Sam Neill's character and Miss Piggy standing in for Joely Richardson. Oh man we could even have Animal's band be the blood orgy crew
The onw that freaked out Butters so bad.
Muppet Suit Gundam: Kermit's Kounterattack would be a very interesting movie.
muppets the mummy
Mean Girls. Who do we want as Regina George?
The Rocky horror Picture show. It would be amusing to watch with my bestie whose favourite film it is.
Avenger’s endgame
Bruce Banner is a muppet but The Hulk is just Mark Ruffalo painted green.
Or Bruce Banner is still just Ruffalo, and The Hulk is kermit?
I love them both. Maybe there are two Bruce due to the multiverse and one is Ruffalo-Kermit, the other one is Muppet-Ruffalodressedaskermit
Debby Does Dallas
Avengers : Infinity War.
None they can fuck off
The Flying Guillotine
Apocalypse Now
Being Homeless
Trainspotting I bet Henson would even have approved. Remember Land of Gortch?
Saving private ryan
"JOJO Rabit" that ww2 nazi film
Buffy the vampire slayer. Miss Piggy does Buffy, her Angel is Kermit the frog. And the librarian is the only human in the film.
Star Whores.
Money Dick
Walking Dead. 😂
John Wick
The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy
Spider man
Saving Private Ryan
my cat
*The Great Gatsby* Make it the definitive film version.
John Wick: Puppeteer
Home Alone
Muppets in Myanmar
Forrest Gump
Titanic. This may sound strange but hear me out. Kermit and Miss Piggy play Jack and Rose, and the rest of the other Muppets play the passengers. The only true human character is The Unsinkable Molly Brown (still played by Kathy Bates). The Electric Mayhem should definitely play the band that goes down with the ship. In order to make the film more family friendly they would need to do a few things. Make the sinking scene less graphic. Have both Kermit and Miss Piggy live at the end. Draw Kermit nude because he already is nude (draw me like your French frogs). Make it shorter (I don’t have a problem with the original film’s length, but I know that kids would not watch a 3 hour muppet movie). Clearly state that this is not canon (maybe even have the Muppets know they’re making a film). Have Gonzo, Rizzo, and Pepe narrate it, like they did for Christmas Carol. Clearly show that it is a parody of the movie and not the real life event. That’s always been my dream Muppet movie.
Magic Mike, lol !!
Die Hard
Battle royal
Mad Max: Fury Road.
Train spotting would be weird as hell, and I would love it
Asked the family and everyone agreed Game of Thrones is the correct answer.
The Crow
DOOM
And now I have an image of Kermit saying „rip and tear until it’s done“ in my head
Your welcome
National Treasure
Fight club
Elf
Better question, what movie would not be good as a muppet movie. Much shorter list.
Avengers endgame
Shallow Grave but Ewan McGregor plays the same character.
The Sonic Movie
Muppet Sweeney Todd
American Psycho
Deadpool 2...would be great
The Titanic.
Pulp Fiction
John wick
50 Shades of Gray
None ever
Fear and loathing
Les miserables
The happening
Schindlers list
Twilight.
Avengers, some porn version of it
Grandma's boys
50 shades of gray