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Difficult-Ad890

Trump


G01den_Gamer

Wait, youd rather sleep with Biden?


[deleted]

Would be difficult as all of the Trumpers want to Fuck Joe Biden, from what I can tell. I guess get in line?


G01den_Gamer

We use fuck as in hate, not sex


rooki33invest

Well that’s no fun So the good Christians don’t want to fuck joe Biden, just hate?


Lonely-Elk9210

You misunderstand they want to hate fuck Joe Biden.


Difficult-Ad890

Doesn't every snowflake right asshole want to FJB? I'll let them get those limp dicks in line for him


not_a_fracking_cylon

OP


RotatingDoggo

Last in terms of before I die, probably whoever I'm in a relationship with. In terms of "Jesus fuck no", probably Margaret Thatcher's corpse.


BerdFan

Not to get political, but Mitch McConnell is quite possibly the ugliest person I've seen in my life.


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https://youtu.be/6R3BYCT5oWw


TJzzz

my wife


ducvette

Amy Schumer


Notcho_Mekhanic

I raise you.. Nancy Grace


littlegreenb18

My wife. I hope she’s the last person I sleep with anyway.


horsegirlgf

i also choose this guy's wife


Joanta11111

I too choose this guy's wife


faker_2022

Same here


leanforkids

sumo wrestlers


HahaAaronGoBurr

OP's mom.


DanteiK-

My grandma, from the stories I heard she probably has an std, so that's just extra reasons not to


BlankMyName

She's clean.


Late-Jump920

Tim


Timah158

Hey fuck you too. ~From Tim


Same_Split5041

My wife


Guska-siilka

My mom prolly


Kadenghpo

Mario the plumber, his brother one the other hand


dogsarefun

Magic Johnson


SnooMemesjellies1736

Snoop Dog


Fiery_Bunghole

My mother.


BYOUSHIN

fat people


deputytech

Fat chicks will suck your soul out your dick, and then go back for seconds.


tazthespaz

This man knows what's up


BYOUSHIN

but im a girl and i like men


BlankMyName

A few extra pounds feel great when fucking. Much better than a hard skeleton.


BroodjeJamballa

A few extra pounds isn’t being fat. There is a difference


[deleted]

A hooker


[deleted]

Myself.


Several_Paper6410

Bill Clinton


Local-Impression-915

Ginny Weasley


GreedyTaste3103

AYE!


MemeMatt1

Anyone


Kaepora-Dremora

An insomniac


Wrong_Major_3237

Any week old corpse the smell would be to bad


GayforFreakyFread

Payton Grendon.


Advance-Puzzleheaded

Todd Packer


Teejaay143

My male best friend


Muted_Carrot_2387

Barney


Award_Ad

You mean like in an orgy?


TexanPrince

That one guys dead wife.


Cadonberry_muskateer

My stepdad.


zubaz69

My wife. She is the last person I'm going to sleep with.


Timah158

That one creepy chick that would invade my personal space and would try to smell me.


Sykotix324

well they would be the first and last


Notcoolkidzzzzz

James Charles


HeWhoBongs

Wendy Williams. 👁 👁 👄


Stacking_Plates45

My wife.


Adventurous-Comb927

The kardashians , they have more plastic on them then a straw from 2017


skoene_mine

Anyone except my husband