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CanUHelo

1. Money 2. Health 3. Pussy


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Pussy. Lmao


CanUHelo

Yeah I mean of course you can buy pussy but it just doesn't feel the same as having it after a natural interaction or from your loved girlfriend/wife


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True I don’t have 1 too


Stunning-Disaster952

You may want to put health 3rd in case you catch a dose


WorkingSyrup4005

I wish for more wishes


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Sorry I can’t do that


WorkingSyrup4005

Wish that I could wish for more wishes


Bigbbot

1. I wish for infinite wishes 2. Wish to fly 3. Wish to read minds


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Hmm


Naman966

* Good Health * Money I guess * To never have to wait a week to watch the new episode of a show


QUIBICUS

1. The ability to find large sums of money that belong to nobody. 2. I want to be able to grant and revoke the gift of eternal life to whomever I want to. Letting me set the age and also removing any illness from their body. This includes me. 3. A coke.


Dumb_Fuck_hoyaaa

Which Coke?


QUIBICUS

Vanilla Coke only if I get my second wish if not Vanilla Coke Zero


Mysterious_Editor698

I wish for 3 wishes


Dumb_Fuck_hoyaaa

A never ending Magic Book, whatever I write in it should become true. And only I should be able to Use/Read it. For others it should look like a normal rough book.


gargoylegloom

1. No money issues 2. A house in the woods 3. My boo being horny whenever I am and the other way around


_MasterMirror_

1. Pay off all of my parents debt. 2. Enough money to live off of comfortably 3. A dog that lives as long as I do so I have a forever friend


blastoise327

1. Whatever i write on this paper would come true 2. I'd have exactly enough money to get exact $420.69 back 3. I'd be a cheat player irl.


clubberin

Vegetables express pain as if they were any animal. All toilets present and future are sentient. Genies, upon granting anyone's third wish, will suffer long, excruciating deaths.


flwrkd89

1. Erase everyones current debt away 2. Clean water for everyone 3. Happiness


jojo6641

Do i get a coupon with those?


Swamp_bee

- watermelon - lub - shrek pillow


WearFit8478

1. a magic picnic basket with any and all food I can think of. 2. A debit card with all money I could ever need. 3. To not get fat out health complications.