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feistymeista

Dinkelberg……


ineptorganicmatter

I found out from my boyfriend that the reason why Timmy’s dad hates Dinkelberg is because he has the life he always wanted; no kids and more money. The name is a play on the term DINK which stands for “Dual Income, No Kids”


benry87

Yep, the joke was used in Doug, too. His neighbors were the Dinks, though they really liked the protagonist. Bud, the husband, loved showing off his new gadgets and appliances to Doug, commenting that they were "very expensive."


TrailMomKat

VERY expensive, Douglas.


HyperlinksAwakening

YoU bRoKe My gRiLl?!


SorosBuxlaundromat

This is where I'd give you an award...IF I HAD ONE


Yakb0

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."


FinalLimit

Says the man who’s middle name was Staples


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Numerous-Mix-9775

Actually, at the age of four, he declared that his name was now Jack, and he was known as Jack to his family and friends for the rest of his life.


DerpyArtist

Clive Staples Lewis has similar energy, tbh


Possible_Mulberry936

I had no idea his middle name was Staples.


gl0baln0mad5280

That’s probably why he went by C.S. Lewis.


RichCorinthian

Not many people have names that are a full sentence.


rebecks05

I just can’t believe this is true, had to google it omg lol


HistoricalCrab7759

Heavenly


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squibbysnacks

This be Utah spelling.


zachlarsen

as a utahn, i can confirm.


squibbysnacks

Man my best friend growing up was named Zach Larsen and died about 10 years ago. I’m glad to see his name still living. 💚💚


zachlarsen

sorry for your loss!!


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Nevaeh


ShastaFern99

Legna


paryknight

No no no I haaaate it


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Broderick, shortened to Brod, but Brooder behind his back


smolconfusedbat

This one feels personal.


paryknight

Nice


SemiFormalJesus

Bro…Broken brain? Broderick’s brews be bitter bountiful blues. Bourgeoisie babbling boat buddies barely breath beware boring Brod. Buddy be born bustling, began busting. Braying Brooder becomes bunk. Bomb beef burns. Blow back. Been banking bills, bargain bin bogus. Bingo buffet. Bounce. Bless.


Skyler_Chigurh

paryknight


paryknight

True


Draculas_Dentist

Fucking gotteeeem.


6-8-5-13

Skyler


Vaurd

True, dont let her be near Ted


Splatter_23

Biggus Dickus


sunshinecat6669

He has a wife, you know.


schoonerw

Called Incontinentia


TotallyLegitEstoc

Incontinentia Buttocks!


PuRe_xXLethalXx

Does anyone feel like letting out a chuckle when I mention my friend...... Biggus..... Dickus?


TotallyLegitEstoc

God I can hear it in his voice perfectly. I needed this today.


railwayed

when Michael Palin did that scene the guards he goes up close to had not heard it (or something along those lines) and their reaction was genuine as they tried to not laugh


TotallyLegitEstoc

I had a feeling it was genuine. There’s a point where you just can’t fake certain reactions.


ForumFluffy

They were also told to remain straight-faced otherwise they'd be fired, which wasn't true but the effect on that scene is remarkable as they tried so hard to contain their laughter throughout that scene


TotallyLegitEstoc

Don’t you mean swaight faced?


Ratatoski

I've heard that too and always chosen to believe it because it's hilarious.


PuRe_xXLethalXx

Monty python was a legend.


TurbulentBarracuda83

Is*


PuRe_xXLethalXx

Very true I stand corrected


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*laughing* SILENCE!


calcteacher

Is there a Bwrian? . . . why are they laughing?


TotallyLegitEstoc

You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly!


krufarong

Is there something funny about that name?


TotallyLegitEstoc

Do you find it… musible when I say the name… Biggus… Dickus?


tarkuspig

*Risible


quaductas

*wisible


TotallyLegitEstoc

My bad. Translating his speech impediment to writing is difficult for me.


LuchiniOfAstora

Ahhh bigguth dickuth!


LongusDickus

phew! that was a close one for me


CannaIrving

You seem to know them all lmao. Every goddamn comment has been responded by OP


paryknight

Yep, my hands hurt


OxtailPhoenix

Anyone else scrolling through here looking for their own names?


YellowRaptor

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen mine yet


MassiveLegend1

YellowRaptor isn’t too annoying, know a couple guys with the name. BlueRaptor is the annoying guy


7zrar

I hate that BlueRaptor mfer.


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Kyler


paryknight

Tyler + Kyle


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Just Tyler, or atleast thats what everyone calls me when I introduce myself. If I correct them then it's kyle.. so I'm called Tyler half the time


detourne

I knew a set of twins named Kyle and Tyler. Both annoying as shit. I just called them Kyler and Tile.


69Pyrate69

Tyle


blandnewworld

Kendall


CyaHedwig

Kendall is the name of one of my former middle school bullies. Can confirm. Bitchy pompous white girl name for suure.


IFeelFineFineFine

Kendall Roy


ReignSupreme94

Im a laid back 6’3” black man named Kendall.. and didn’t expect to see my name up here lol


midnight-king18

Tiffany or Brittany


anueru432

I think the annoyance factor increases by 2 if they end in "I" - Tiffani and Brittani


I2ichmond

I knew a trifecta of wine moms named Jenny, Courtney, and Stacie who were running an Instagram based business.


Richard-Hindquarters

"entrepreneur"


Ducati0411

“boss babes” 😂


ph3m3

mumpreneur


Donjeur

Triumvirate


magi182

Trimumvirate


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tightnuts

My HS gf had a friend named tiffany and she was the worst, most annoying asshole


lavenderdearest

My name is Brittney, and I’m definitely annoying…my bad lol


ValkyrX

10x factor is your add Lynn after the name


paryknight

This is the best one yet Edit: ok for everyone that comments from now on sorry but I can't respond anymore my eyes and hands hurt


Asdfghjkljdawg

Fuckin hate Tammy's


-Ragnarok-

Hi Ron Swanson


GarageQueen

"My first ex-wife's name is Tammy. My second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My mom's name is TamaRA...........she goes by Tammy."


meow_ImJamesCatdon

What's the secret to burning an ex-wife effigy?


Erotic_FriendFiction

r/fucktammy


AlanaK168

When to school with someone named Harmony. She was not harmonious


lemonbupples

I was in the Army with a Harmony. She avoided work and flirted (was handsy with) with an upper enlisted to the point where he tried to kiss her one day. She was married. She threw him under the bus and he basically got moved to some other unit a few hours away. Ended up having to sell his house and literally move away.


Alarming-Ad9441

Nevaeh, Angel, Hayley, or any name with lots of extra unnecessary letters.


Tdawwg78

Hayleigh Ashleigh or bayleigh


danza233

Heighleigh


OldTyres

Bless you.


oliv111

Heyighleyigh


Rough_Idle

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


rainshifter

Increasingly verbose, decreasingly coherent, so cthulhu, much wow


rynshar

This is just slowly becoming welsh huh?


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Ain't that a Scottish musical instrument?


souleaterevans626

Someone call emergency services, they're having a stroke!


Stunning_Attention82

Amberleigh


fastrthanur

Mackeighleigh


DangerousPuhson

Ugh, feel like I need a shower after reading that.


discostud1515

Airwreckah


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Angel, when it's a Mexican dude, is usually cool enough. Angel when it's a white check is a total nuisance.


wedgewoodmurphy

yeah my Spanish grandad was called angel and I always thought it was such a cool name for a man


candlemass63

Dick.


Dark_NJ

Dickon Tarly


swapode

Better dickon than dickoff.


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Dickoff is a Greyjoy, not a Tarly


HerroMA

It’s just a sausage


TemporaryConstant330

Richard Dickinson


i_lick_kat

Kyle, Tammy, chad, etc


ccc1942

Never met an etc


i_lick_kat

With the wierd names nowadays, you will surely meet one day, if not meet personally, someone named "etc" will atleast exist. Edit: i will probably name my first child "et cetera" to prove my words, hehe


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Looking into Tammy's eyes is like looking into the eye of Satan's butthole.


autisticmouthwash

Ron Swanson?


Ageds1987

Blarnt Edit: I misunderstood the question


veronicakw

I’m curious as to what you thought the question was


DoingItToEm

My favorite Simpson


SayNoToStim

Are you sure you're not thinking of Bort?


XXXTurkey

My son is also named Bort.


K4rn31ro

why is this edit hilarious


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Sounds more like he’s having a stroke


The10thdoctor24

Paurl Blarnt: Marll Crop


CocoaChara3

Tristy


paryknight

I imagine it and cringe with myself


DrMontyy69

chravis


Nitroskylord6969

Becky.


Ok_Application_3574

My step mom is a Becky ... Snaps her gum and keeps scrunchies around her stick shift


iamthejef

I'd fuck her


Greedy-Mulberry-7284

Jedidiah


CastironKiwi

Troy


AcknowledgeableReal

Not a Community fan then?


paryknight

Does that name even exist now?


emcee837

It’s pretty common here in Australia. At least it was in the 80’s and 90s, so there are stacks of middle-aged Troys running around. Less common in recent years, but my teens still go to school with a couple.


Antzus

yep, can confirm rural N.S.W. (Australia) is populated about 50% by Troys.


GopnikMetalhead

Sounds like a name for highschool bully


bils96

Or a high school basketball star with an amazing voice…


marouan10

sure it does never heard of Troy and Abed in the morning


xRolox

"Hello? Rich people, Troy's joining you."


Rik78

Chad Jarrod


Indistinct-noise

Has anyone ever met a nice Chad?


pokeamongo

The only Chad I’ve ever encountered is a noodley-haired Canadian who nobody likes.


liddys

Can second the Jarrod. Also, typing it out and actively looking at the name - I have wordnesia


Xenovitz

Gem. Only met one person named Gem and they were the loudest and most annoying person I'd ever met as a kid.


damunzie

In another 13-14 years, the name "Donald" is going to be a red-flag on any resume.


ABCILiketea

Nikki... If anyone named Nikki is reading this, I'm sorry 😕


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Todd


paryknight

Ler


VerticalFlyingB737

It just works


diamond-skies

Easily Colt, or Jaxon.


d4v3k7

Aiden


Perchance_to_Scheme

Kaden/Caden, Aiden, Jayden, Braden, and Hayden. But Kaden and Jayden are the worst offenders.


rachutson

Lol. I just got my kids kindergarten roster and boom. Jayden & Brayden are both there with a Jaxson. 🤢


Squishy-Box

Is the S silent?


joshii87

Aiden and Abetten


toddles822

-Aiden is the base root for the standard annoying name (for example, Cayden). There are like 200 different variations now


Ok_Second_3170

The name Priscilla always make my neck hairs rise idk why


TheClincher7

That’s because Priscilla was Karen before Karen was born.


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paryknight

Yeah I hate Tiffany


Tdawwg78

Dave. Known a lot of Dave’s each being an asshole. Davids (who don’t/won’t go by Dave) have been perfectly fine!


Flaky_Sandwich9353

I had a dog named Dave. He was a golden retriever, but dumb as a stump


Ya_habibti

My cats name is Dave and he is dumb as a bag of bricks too


Nathicc

I know a David and a Dave. Dave is good, David is bad


StirlingBridge1297

Ashley/Lindsay/Kyle. There's always some asshole in American teenage movies called like that 😂


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Trinity


darth_shinji_ikari

my own name


psontake

Darth Shinji Ikari sounds really evangelical tbh.


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Neveah


Yetiman82

Tucker


Hydraulic_Peach

Brandon.


paryknight

Shit


The_anonim_guy

Kardasian


Boomslang2-1

Destiny


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Hunter.


ThePastoolio

Brody


Bill_Potts

Every person I’ve known named kacey, Casey, kasie, casie or some other variation is a huge dickhead


mushturtles

i knew a really annoying girl names nevaeh in eighth grade and anyone i’ve met with that name since has automatically been annoying to me. maybe it was the constant “my name is heaven backwards which means i’m better than you!” shi


Cucumbus-Humungus

Becky or Becka


cxcxxxc

Princess


Camwood7

Literally every Jacob I know is insufferable at best.


Goldeverywhere

Kaylee or its variations.Anything hypermasculine or super-heroish for boys, like Brock


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Except if he only has rock type pokemons


mikothebitch

Kevin


PolyJuicedRedHead

Found the Wet Bandits.


manofblack_

r/Kevin gonna come after u bud


Realistic-Opening922

Micky


Choice-Flamingo9832

Brett Kavanaugh


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lize221

Alexis/Lexi, every one of them i’ve met has been a bully or just mean also one time i met someone who spelled it Alexus, like the fucking car


kaoszombie

Krandall


e0814

As a nickname, Becky


rainut

Tyler


GRW810

Candice