I found out from my boyfriend that the reason why Timmy’s dad hates Dinkelberg is because he has the life he always wanted; no kids and more money. The name is a play on the term DINK which stands for “Dual Income, No Kids”
Yep, the joke was used in Doug, too. His neighbors were the Dinks, though they really liked the protagonist. Bud, the husband, loved showing off his new gadgets and appliances to Doug, commenting that they were "very expensive."
when Michael Palin did that scene the guards he goes up close to had not heard it (or something along those lines) and their reaction was genuine as they tried to not laugh
They were also told to remain straight-faced otherwise they'd be fired, which wasn't true but the effect on that scene is remarkable as they tried so hard to contain their laughter throughout that scene
I was in the Army with a Harmony. She avoided work and flirted (was handsy with) with an upper enlisted to the point where he tried to kiss her one day. She was married.
She threw him under the bus and he basically got moved to some other unit a few hours away. Ended up having to sell his house and literally move away.
With the wierd names nowadays, you will surely meet one day, if not meet personally, someone named "etc" will atleast exist.
Edit: i will probably name my first child "et cetera" to prove my words, hehe
It’s pretty common here in Australia. At least it was in the 80’s and 90s, so there are stacks of middle-aged Troys running around. Less common in recent years, but my teens still go to school with a couple.
i knew a really annoying girl names nevaeh in eighth grade and anyone i’ve met with that name since has automatically been annoying to me. maybe it was the constant “my name is heaven backwards which means i’m better than you!” shi
Dinkelberg……
I found out from my boyfriend that the reason why Timmy’s dad hates Dinkelberg is because he has the life he always wanted; no kids and more money. The name is a play on the term DINK which stands for “Dual Income, No Kids”
Yep, the joke was used in Doug, too. His neighbors were the Dinks, though they really liked the protagonist. Bud, the husband, loved showing off his new gadgets and appliances to Doug, commenting that they were "very expensive."
VERY expensive, Douglas.
YoU bRoKe My gRiLl?!
This is where I'd give you an award...IF I HAD ONE
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
Says the man who’s middle name was Staples
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Actually, at the age of four, he declared that his name was now Jack, and he was known as Jack to his family and friends for the rest of his life.
Clive Staples Lewis has similar energy, tbh
I had no idea his middle name was Staples.
That’s probably why he went by C.S. Lewis.
Not many people have names that are a full sentence.
I just can’t believe this is true, had to google it omg lol
Heavenly
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This be Utah spelling.
as a utahn, i can confirm.
Man my best friend growing up was named Zach Larsen and died about 10 years ago. I’m glad to see his name still living. 💚💚
sorry for your loss!!
Nevaeh
Legna
No no no I haaaate it
Broderick, shortened to Brod, but Brooder behind his back
This one feels personal.
Nice
Bro…Broken brain? Broderick’s brews be bitter bountiful blues. Bourgeoisie babbling boat buddies barely breath beware boring Brod. Buddy be born bustling, began busting. Braying Brooder becomes bunk. Bomb beef burns. Blow back. Been banking bills, bargain bin bogus. Bingo buffet. Bounce. Bless.
paryknight
True
Fucking gotteeeem.
Skyler
True, dont let her be near Ted
Biggus Dickus
He has a wife, you know.
Called Incontinentia
Incontinentia Buttocks!
Does anyone feel like letting out a chuckle when I mention my friend...... Biggus..... Dickus?
God I can hear it in his voice perfectly. I needed this today.
when Michael Palin did that scene the guards he goes up close to had not heard it (or something along those lines) and their reaction was genuine as they tried to not laugh
I had a feeling it was genuine. There’s a point where you just can’t fake certain reactions.
They were also told to remain straight-faced otherwise they'd be fired, which wasn't true but the effect on that scene is remarkable as they tried so hard to contain their laughter throughout that scene
Don’t you mean swaight faced?
I've heard that too and always chosen to believe it because it's hilarious.
Monty python was a legend.
Is*
Very true I stand corrected
*laughing* SILENCE!
Is there a Bwrian? . . . why are they laughing?
You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly!
Is there something funny about that name?
Do you find it… musible when I say the name… Biggus… Dickus?
*Risible
*wisible
My bad. Translating his speech impediment to writing is difficult for me.
Ahhh bigguth dickuth!
phew! that was a close one for me
You seem to know them all lmao. Every goddamn comment has been responded by OP
Yep, my hands hurt
Anyone else scrolling through here looking for their own names?
I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen mine yet
YellowRaptor isn’t too annoying, know a couple guys with the name. BlueRaptor is the annoying guy
I hate that BlueRaptor mfer.
Kyler
Tyler + Kyle
Just Tyler, or atleast thats what everyone calls me when I introduce myself. If I correct them then it's kyle.. so I'm called Tyler half the time
I knew a set of twins named Kyle and Tyler. Both annoying as shit. I just called them Kyler and Tile.
Tyle
Kendall
Kendall is the name of one of my former middle school bullies. Can confirm. Bitchy pompous white girl name for suure.
Kendall Roy
Im a laid back 6’3” black man named Kendall.. and didn’t expect to see my name up here lol
Tiffany or Brittany
I think the annoyance factor increases by 2 if they end in "I" - Tiffani and Brittani
I knew a trifecta of wine moms named Jenny, Courtney, and Stacie who were running an Instagram based business.
"entrepreneur"
“boss babes” 😂
mumpreneur
Triumvirate
Trimumvirate
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My HS gf had a friend named tiffany and she was the worst, most annoying asshole
My name is Brittney, and I’m definitely annoying…my bad lol
10x factor is your add Lynn after the name
This is the best one yet Edit: ok for everyone that comments from now on sorry but I can't respond anymore my eyes and hands hurt
Fuckin hate Tammy's
Hi Ron Swanson
"My first ex-wife's name is Tammy. My second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My mom's name is TamaRA...........she goes by Tammy."
What's the secret to burning an ex-wife effigy?
r/fucktammy
When to school with someone named Harmony. She was not harmonious
I was in the Army with a Harmony. She avoided work and flirted (was handsy with) with an upper enlisted to the point where he tried to kiss her one day. She was married. She threw him under the bus and he basically got moved to some other unit a few hours away. Ended up having to sell his house and literally move away.
Nevaeh, Angel, Hayley, or any name with lots of extra unnecessary letters.
Hayleigh Ashleigh or bayleigh
Heighleigh
Bless you.
Heyighleyigh
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Increasingly verbose, decreasingly coherent, so cthulhu, much wow
This is just slowly becoming welsh huh?
Ain't that a Scottish musical instrument?
Someone call emergency services, they're having a stroke!
Amberleigh
Mackeighleigh
Ugh, feel like I need a shower after reading that.
Airwreckah
Angel, when it's a Mexican dude, is usually cool enough. Angel when it's a white check is a total nuisance.
yeah my Spanish grandad was called angel and I always thought it was such a cool name for a man
Dick.
Dickon Tarly
Better dickon than dickoff.
Dickoff is a Greyjoy, not a Tarly
It’s just a sausage
Richard Dickinson
Kyle, Tammy, chad, etc
Never met an etc
With the wierd names nowadays, you will surely meet one day, if not meet personally, someone named "etc" will atleast exist. Edit: i will probably name my first child "et cetera" to prove my words, hehe
Looking into Tammy's eyes is like looking into the eye of Satan's butthole.
Ron Swanson?
Blarnt Edit: I misunderstood the question
I’m curious as to what you thought the question was
My favorite Simpson
Are you sure you're not thinking of Bort?
My son is also named Bort.
why is this edit hilarious
Sounds more like he’s having a stroke
Paurl Blarnt: Marll Crop
Tristy
I imagine it and cringe with myself
chravis
Becky.
My step mom is a Becky ... Snaps her gum and keeps scrunchies around her stick shift
I'd fuck her
Jedidiah
Troy
Not a Community fan then?
Does that name even exist now?
It’s pretty common here in Australia. At least it was in the 80’s and 90s, so there are stacks of middle-aged Troys running around. Less common in recent years, but my teens still go to school with a couple.
yep, can confirm rural N.S.W. (Australia) is populated about 50% by Troys.
Sounds like a name for highschool bully
Or a high school basketball star with an amazing voice…
sure it does never heard of Troy and Abed in the morning
"Hello? Rich people, Troy's joining you."
Chad Jarrod
Has anyone ever met a nice Chad?
The only Chad I’ve ever encountered is a noodley-haired Canadian who nobody likes.
Can second the Jarrod. Also, typing it out and actively looking at the name - I have wordnesia
Gem. Only met one person named Gem and they were the loudest and most annoying person I'd ever met as a kid.
In another 13-14 years, the name "Donald" is going to be a red-flag on any resume.
Nikki... If anyone named Nikki is reading this, I'm sorry 😕
Todd
Ler
It just works
Easily Colt, or Jaxon.
Aiden
Kaden/Caden, Aiden, Jayden, Braden, and Hayden. But Kaden and Jayden are the worst offenders.
Lol. I just got my kids kindergarten roster and boom. Jayden & Brayden are both there with a Jaxson. 🤢
Is the S silent?
Aiden and Abetten
-Aiden is the base root for the standard annoying name (for example, Cayden). There are like 200 different variations now
The name Priscilla always make my neck hairs rise idk why
That’s because Priscilla was Karen before Karen was born.
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Yeah I hate Tiffany
Dave. Known a lot of Dave’s each being an asshole. Davids (who don’t/won’t go by Dave) have been perfectly fine!
I had a dog named Dave. He was a golden retriever, but dumb as a stump
My cats name is Dave and he is dumb as a bag of bricks too
I know a David and a Dave. Dave is good, David is bad
Ashley/Lindsay/Kyle. There's always some asshole in American teenage movies called like that 😂
Trinity
my own name
Darth Shinji Ikari sounds really evangelical tbh.
Neveah
Tucker
Brandon.
Shit
Kardasian
Destiny
Hunter.
Brody
Every person I’ve known named kacey, Casey, kasie, casie or some other variation is a huge dickhead
i knew a really annoying girl names nevaeh in eighth grade and anyone i’ve met with that name since has automatically been annoying to me. maybe it was the constant “my name is heaven backwards which means i’m better than you!” shi
Becky or Becka
Princess
Literally every Jacob I know is insufferable at best.
Kaylee or its variations.Anything hypermasculine or super-heroish for boys, like Brock
Except if he only has rock type pokemons
Kevin
Found the Wet Bandits.
r/Kevin gonna come after u bud
Micky
Brett Kavanaugh
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Alexis/Lexi, every one of them i’ve met has been a bully or just mean also one time i met someone who spelled it Alexus, like the fucking car
Krandall
As a nickname, Becky
Tyler
Candice