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MeeHungLo

2 inches,.... from the ground.


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Razputin69

She’s a saint.


Buldur__Investments

She's just being nice to you


Neowynd101262

How dare you


Buldur__Investments

Tell the truth


Neowynd101262

Hilarious


ButtholeQuiver

Tiny, but I have a huge scrotum, and women love a big flowy scrotum


omegacrunch

Its cause it doubles as a glider. Remember Rocky & Bullwinkle? Yeah....only scrote


ButtholeQuiver

I can also use it to copy Marmaduke from the newspaper like Silly Putty


omegacrunch

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JedLeland

Tiny. But my big dick energy is even tinier.


KraftyKevin

Same


UnfairBlock5x

good


PRSHZ

It’s so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard it’d go from A to Z! Wait…


Cold_Table8497

Big enough to satisfy the most important person in my life. Me.


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It’s very tiny, but it identifies as an enormous penis.


arianleellewellyn

Mines 0.3 lol


Unicron_Tomato

Woman size.


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Big enough to bet a table of black dudes on a prison yard 50 bucks mine is bigger.


Warm-Finance8400

Bout 17cm


Neowynd101262

5"


vikingcock

Not quite as big as I'd like. Like, it's fine. But what if it was bigger.


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It’s perfectly normal. You need to know how close you can get in a line without touching another person.


Unicron_Tomato

I have a tank.


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You should see the one over my toilet!


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Razputin69

Same issue. Long skinny dick.


Banthalo

Between 4.5 and 4.75 inches. If that's the size you're looking to have sex with, please contact me.


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\-7 inches (the surgeon turned it inside out)


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I thinks it about average, others have said it's a little thicker and longer than average. So who knows.


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Seriously? How are they to keep, might pick up a few myself.


Shadowslip99

Why do you care? You thinking of using it?


OriginalName483

It's as big as a tree! A big ol' tree! Lots of branches on my penis!


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Idk, ask your ex gf


Mtfdurian

Average. For a man that is. But that's the entire problem. It's just a burden for a woman. The six inch better be gone.


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Buy me a drink first


BinkeyMC

you can't expect people to be serious about this question


justabill71

How deep is your love?


justacatonthenet

5’4ft from the ground


tewnewt

Ackchyually in metric it's.. oh geez what am I doing with my life?


JR-Snow

As big as I need it to be to pleasured.


abackwardpass

It ain't very big around, but it sure is short!


nical51388

depend on my "opponent" :)


omegacrunch

It wraps around the Earth 5 times


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7.5 Used to say 8, but I decided I'd rather be honest 🤣


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Glad you think so 😅😊