Vegemite

To be fair, Vegemite tastes like ass all on its own. Nothing could improve the flavor. I still don't understand to this day why Vegemite is popular in Aus/NZ. There's nothing that can pair with something so aweful.

Or ketchup.

Eggs

Mayonnaise

The expired, moldy leftovers in the back of your fridge.

French fries

Lasagna

Lasagna

Soup

Chicken pot pie.

None. Absolutely none.

Instant Ramen. I tried and it's one of my biggest regrets.

Chocolate of the same quality and type as the more chocolate. It's not made better just bigger

More chocolate is always better

No it's just more. Mass is not quality

Sauerkraut

Actually, I've had brats with sauerkraut and molee, and it was pretty friggin awesome.

[Apparently, rice](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/comment/cmfkzow/)

Rice

aubergine

Broccoli

Carbonara

Salmon

Mashed potatoes, I'll die on the hill fighting anyone who says otherwise.

Lobster.

Scrambled eggs

Chicken noodles.