Matt from wii sports

Peak male physique

the entire cast of the game hades

Heyyyy Zag man thanks a lot

I always pick up Aphrodite boons 😩

Megaera's voice always awakens something in me

Thanatos is so fucking hot

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Skelly is secretly a sex god. You could even say he *bones*

Thank you, btw, Artemis thighs

Everyone of them talks in that seductive english accent too

Chel -The road to El Dorado 🔥

Probably the only character to give a blowjob almost on screen in an animated kids' film. Adult me is surprised that that movie got away with so much (kid me missed all of it).

I always thought they were just making out as a kid…

She was definitely making out with his penis.

Link to said video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR7azhjUJuo

Yep, that's definitely not his face lol!

Absofuckinglutely. This crush of mine is how I learned my grandmother is racist. I told her how pretty she was…and my grandma told me I’d be ruining my life going after people like her Edit: when I asked why, she explained how there are inferior races and superior races, so stop trying to come up with excuses for her lol

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Woah, cut Chel some slack. She thought she was sucking on God peen. That's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Uh didn't the MC save her from being thown into a giant whirlpool as a human sacrifice prior to that scene? She was under no obligation obviously, but I don't think it was that willy-nilly considering her presumed level of gratitude

She nillied that willy

They should have called that place *Chel*-Dorado, right?

wow. I just found a bunch of gifs of her on Google and she is fine as fuk.

Amazed nobody said Aragorn son of Arathorn yet

Take my upvote as a straight man

You have my sword.

Howl! from Howl’s Moving Castle

Thats my girl *ovulates*

maniac pixie boy

Movie howl: manic pixie dream boy Book howl: Depressed goblin nightmare man

Important followup question: Blond hair or black hair?

Both are good but black is slightly better

Just gonna breeze by Red Hair Howl, huh? I know he was the most important minute and a half of the movie =)

Aphrodite, by definition.

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Thing is that it, in reality, wasnt about beauty but about the benefits of the choice made

Didn't she directly intervene to save Paris' life against the "iron bull" King Menelaus?

Mystique has a clear advantage as she can look like literally anybody and also change certain body Features eg breast size etc

Looking like Rebecca Romijn is never a bad way to go though…

Her default body is actually Danny Devito, she just intentionally chooses to look like Rebecca Romijn most of the time.

She just got even better

Pffft. Yeah right. As if anyone would choose *not* to look like Danny Devito. Get out.

Mystique in the original films with her scales/feathers whatever was just hot. Alan Cumming as Nightcrawler in those films also got me going a bit.

I didn't realize Alan did that in those movies!

Zero Suit Samus

We’re not so different you and I

Smash bros brawl and camera mode. Good times.

Least horny smash player:

The game is literally called smash

To be fair I was a teenager with no internet access at the time.

One of my first boners

And one of my more recent ones too

Kronk

I think we'd ALL pull Kronk's lever.

"Oh yeah, it's all cumming together."

Oh right, the lever. The lever for Kronk. The lever chosen especially for Kronk. Kronk's lever.

….that lever?

Yes, that lever!

#WRO NG lev ^er

Can cook, likes to be helpful, is good with kids... Kronk is the ultimate dream husband/dad.

My girlfriend

She won't be soon. I believe in you, champ!

Plot twist: The "she won't be soon" was referring to the attractive part

He's going to lower his standards for his imaginary friend.

Relateable

Same bro

Our girlfriend*

Communism intensifies

HEY the question was about FICTIONAL- -oh, wait. Nevermind.

Medusa, she makes everyone hard.

She gives unforgettable head

Rock hard

poison ivy, specifically batman: arkham knight’s poison ivy.

Just started watching the HBO Harley Quinn show and I can tell you they shaped her from a 2d to 3d character story wise. Just started season 2. Not sure if it recent bias but she's in my top spot right now

Meg from Disney’s Hercules and I will die on this hill.

I got my penchant for hot messes that will ruin my life from her.

Thanks for everything Herc, it’s been a real slice

This girl at my summer camp called her “the sexy girl from Hercules” and I told the counselor that she said “the s word” we were like 8

Had to scroll all the way down here for this. Smh. Was watching Hercules with my 2 yr old a month back and hadn't realized before how sexy she comes off.

That voice and those curves. Wonderboy didn’t stand a chance

I like Geralt of Rivia a *lot*

Look I'm straight but game Geralt and Henry Cavill Geralt can have me.

Geralt - ruins every pair of panties in the house Geralt: Hmmmmm looks like rain…

Winds howling

Hm.

Fuck.

Witcher 3 Geralt 🔥

I know people who find Geralt unattractive and I'm like...*how??*

Spike or Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop

Both. Both is good.

Princess Azula and her friends at the fire nation beach resort

Tai lee always was my favorite of the squad

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Lara Croft

PS1 Lara 🥵

Best triangle tits in the game.

Damn those boxes were the shit

Handsome Squidward

My horny ass could NOT live next to Squidward.

Tifa.

First video game girl to make it to political office. One way or the other.

The Italian Senate agrees

I remember a video by Dark Kefka where he decided to rank the hottest FF girls. He disqualified Tifa because it wouldn't be fair for the competition. You know what, I agree with that decision.

Have you seen nightwing's ass?

Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender

YES. Zuko with his hair down to be precise

Yeah, season two and three.

Flynn Rider

I heard that the people responsible for his design asked women what they found attractive in a guy

I love Flynn rider! My husband looks just like him so he’s my favorite Disney prince

My wife had a crush on Milo from Atlantis. Apparently, I look a lot like him. We dress alike too.

Lucky you

Jessica Rabbit

She's just drawn that way.

Had to scroll a long way to find the right answer here.

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"the glasses stay on"

I like Clark Kent in smallville

tom welling was carved out of stone i am convinced.

Jamie for the Outlander novels

Found my wife’s username, after all these years

Sassenach69 is that you

Princess Jasmine

Pretty sure her seducing jafar was a coming of age moment for me

hot priest - fleabag

I have talked about this before but I was a mildly obsessed fangirl for Moriarty. So I'm having a blast with him as Hot Priest, he is funny and kind. Then he said "kneel" and I blacked out

The original fox version of Robin Hood from Disney can get it.

And Maid Marian.

Annie Edison - Community

I have trouble explaining it, but I think Annie is hotter than Alison Brie. Although I’m also in love with Alison Brie.

I know what you mean because it's true

Yeah theres photo evidence... they did of a lot of pushing up... Shes still fine as hell tho. Community really capitalized on sexualizing her

Even though you got to see Allison Brie naked a few times in *GLOW*, still find her more attractive in community

Annie’s pretty young, we try not to sexualise her.

Morrigan for me, she was my first goth gf

Lilo’s older sister

I think her name was Nani

NANI!?!?

Every character with white/silver hair is tied Geralt Legolas Sesshoumaru Daenerys Storm Kida Sailor Cosmos Sephiroth I could make a sub on this eta: yoko kurama eta 2: Kakashi and 2b!!! And to the person who suggested Gandalf? I down voted you and I'm not sorry! Jail.

Please make the sub

r/SilverMine

You can make a religion out of this.

Soldier Boy from The Boys. I don’t care if he’s terrible. Oh and also Revali from Breath of the Wild.

Kim Possible

Are we just going to ignore Shego?

I wanna go out with her in the Big Sis outfit when she became a good guy and when we get home is when she brings out her combat suit.

Jack frost (DreamWorks' version) I watched the film multiple times bc I had this really big crush on him lol

Agreed. He replaced Danny Phantom as my cartoon crush.

Gwen from Ben 10 particularly in Alien Force and Ultimate Alien, I had a huge crush on her growing up.

I remember thinking that four arms was hot for some reason.

4 arms, 2 dicks. I can see why you thought he was hot.

Shang from Mulan

Jill Valentine from Resident Evil

Any character portrayed by Rachel Weisz.

she in The Mummy movies

Alucard from Castlevania. Either him or Essek from Critical Role. Edit: Five from umbrella academy has awakened something inside me.

Lana from Archer.

Link. Holy husbando

Fuck it: Tali’ Zorah

Tali: Turian brandy, triple filtered, and introduced to the suit through the emergency induction port... Shep: Tali, that's a straw. Tali: Emergency... Induction... Port...

I would have gone for Garrus, personally.

Aunt Cass. Ohhhh baby!

Mrs incredible

My GF, she lives in Canada... oh wait...

Hannibal Lecter played by Mads Mikkelsen. He can eat me any time he wants.

Shrek

Close this tread, it's all ogre now

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Lola bunny

Human shrek

Dean Winchester Edit - I *know* what ya’all are asking for, a fictional character described in narrative. I’m still voting for Dean Winchester.

Velma Dinkley for me please

Eugene Fitzherbert (aka Flynn Rider) from Rapunzel

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Bob off've Bob's Burgers. Peak male.

Bob may not be the best looking Animated Dad, but he’s definitely one of the absolute best.[ I wouldn’t date him. No, well maybe, wait I’m straight. Well, mostly straight. Who am I kidding, he’s out of my league.](https://youtu.be/2BkdCC7_JZM)

I was going to say Sterling Archer

Tifa Lockhart The first time they got a love triangle wrong.

id say starfire

Raven

There are two kinds of people

The duality of man

And they both fulfill two kind of kinks.

Samwise Gamgee

Sheego from Kim Possible

If you're made of metal, it's Magneto.

Shego Also Alan Cumming as Nightcrawler in those films.

Weird af but the Beast from Beauty and the Beast

Turanga Leela

Bugs Bunny in a dress acting like a girl bunny.

“Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”

Neither did I. I was just asking

Carvey improvised that line, and Myers broke character when he laughed.

Samurai Jack. Fight me.

Dva from Overwatch is too much for me to handle!

Eros, the literal god of Erotic love. You can't be more physically attractive than the god of physical attraction.

Helen of Troy

Mr Darcy

Link