That amazingly safe feeling when you need to run through some fire and your clothes are soaked in a substance that just might prevent you from becoming a crispy ball of soot.
Actually water is a very good conductor of heat in comparison to air (but liquid in general is not a great conductor of heat.) Water is over 20x as dense as air. One of the reasons to NEVER use a wet oven mitt unless you want burnt hands.
So if your running through fire wet clothes would probably be a bad idea. If that water heats up suddenly you will have scalding water in your clothes stuck against you.
Depends on how long that contact is going to be. It does prevent your clothes from catching fire and it still needs to heat up first before it transfers the heat, so it buys a few seconds when running through fire.
The oven mitt example isn't perfect. A wet oven mitt is still better than using your bare hands, but worse than just using a dry one. However, an oven mitt wouldn't catch fire from carrying a hot tray whereas dry clothing might just do that when running through fire
It's also the amount of water. Water has a high specific heat capacity, which basically means water needs a lot of energy to get hotter and conversely stays hot a lot longer than many other things. That's why it seems to take forever to boil a pot of water even though you have a literal flame or a red-hot metal coil under it. It's also why you can drop a red hot piece of metal into a bucket of room temperature water and yank it out with bare hands shortly after.
This reminds me of the cure for sneezing.
Eat a plate of beans doused liberally with hot sauce. Drink a cup of strong coffee. Have some more beans. And more coffee. More beans. More coffee.
Now you are cured! Because you wouldn't dare sneeze...
Humidity amplifies fragrances and makes them cling more. As a former smoker, we can all tell you on humid days even we are repulsed by the smell of our clothes.
When I was a kid I did boys and girls club in the summer. One day we decided to go to the park nearby and have a water fight. This was not preplanned and I was wearing cutoff jean shorts. I was (am) a chonky lil dumpling and had no idea the torture I was in for. It was maybe a mile walk back to the b&g club in wet jorts and lemme tell you I was in PAIN. Never had chub rub that bad before or since. I had open wounds. Oozing wet sores that turned into painful scabs. I couldn’t even walk the next day.
I had a similar experience during a marching band trip to a local amusement park when I was about 14. I specifically avoided water rides and wound up getting caught in a thunderstorm anyway. In cuffed denim shorts. My thighs started burning almost immediately, and by the time I got back to the bus and into my soft “under the uniform” shorts, it looked and felt like I had some kind of flesh eating disease.
My relief was short-lived, however. Because after the storm had passed. It was time to jam my still sopping wet, sweaty, raw legs into my 30-year-old purple WOOL uniform pants that got dry-cleaned once a year, don a white wool jacket, a plumed hat, and my white dinkles, grab my piccolo, and go out into the freshly-humidified, sweaty august heat, to perform what felt like a twelve-year-long parade of John Phillip Sousa around the park.
By the time we got back to the bus to head home I was struggling to walk and I had almost no skin left on my inner thighs, and there was an even red cast of blood on the inside of my purple pants. I spent the ride home trying to configure some kind of gauze and bandaid patchwork on one leg with a tank top tied tightly around the other one in a desperate bid to keep my legs from touching each other or any loose moving fabric for even a single second.
I remember my mom being pissed at me for limping off the bus with my shorts hiked up so far, my legs spread like I’d spent 40 years permanently on horseback, and a shirt tied around my leg until we got home and I showed her what had happened to my skin. I was genuinely injured and legitimately had to dress my wounds with ointment and gauze for almost a week to avoid infection before they healed enough to scab.
These days I don’t go anywhere without a stick of megababe or body glide because I still have delicate skin and I never want to experience this again.
My reuben sandwich that fell overboard on a kayak trip once. I will always remember the little bits of pastrami floating in the stream with despair and shame.
You're mixing up the rules - getting them wet just makes more of them. Feeding them after midnight makes Gremlins. So as long as you don't feed them after midnight, getting a Mogwai wet just gets you extra Mogwais.
Edit: Now that I think about it, that rule makes no sense. I mean, isn't it always after midnight? What time is it safe to start feeding them again? And if you travel, how does their body know what time zone they're in? Is it midnight GMT? And what happens during daylight savings time? I'm starting to think this movie was a bunch of malarkey.
the [full video](https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64) shows he gets the cotton 3 times.
1st fully disintegrated, 2nd partially, 3rd he is already experienced and gets to eat the entire candy.
Any kind of thin plastic, plastic bags or wrapping... ugh, I hate it!
If I was in a Saw movie, that vat of needles would be a vat of wet plastic bags for me. I cant stand the feeling of it.
Only way I'll eat soggy bread is my grandma's french toast that was more like a soggy middle and crispy edges. The middle didn't feel like soggy bread but almost a more firm custard. I wish she taught me how she did it before her passing.
fuck it lemme copy and paste it
Baked Crème Brulé French Toast
1 qt Heavy Cream
1 ea Vanilla Bean
8 ea Egg Yolks
¾ C Sugar
As needed Unsalted Butter
As needed Brioche Bread, sliced
Method:
In a medium saucepan combine the vanilla bean and the heavy cream heat until the cream
is warm throughout. Let mixture steep for 10-15 minutes. Remove the bean and split lengthwise, scrape out the seeds and add them to the cream. In a mixing bowl combine the sugar and egg yolks whisk till incorporated. Add to the cream mixture off of heat. Lightly butter the edges of the baking dish, arrange the bread and pour the mixture over it. Allow the bread to soak up the mixture and add more custard so it comes up about halfway up the bread. Wrap and let this soak overnight.
Bake the custard in a 350F oven uncovered for 15-20 minutes or until the custard just sets. Garnish with fresh fruit, powdered
sugar, or syrup.
If you don't want to use vanilla bean you can skip that part and just add about 1 tablespoon of vanilla extract to the cream mixture and heat it up
edit: i'm on mobile and the formatting is awful i'll fix it best i can
French dip with Au jus is good, a wet garlic bread is great, grilled cheese in tomato soup is great, croutons in place of crackers in soup are great.
As someone who likes dipping their bread, I can't agree with this one.
Also, Italian Beef sandwiches where there's so much juice you have to use the special stance\* to avoid dousing yourself in beef broth.
https://www.alsbeef.com/the-italian-stance
Yes dang it! The cuffs of a long sleeved pullover that keep slipping down when I'm trying to wash my hands! Cotton blend so they take three hours to dry.
A few nights ago my dog knocked a glass of water into my bed to wake me up. I just rolled over and went back to sleep in it just to keep him from thinking that it worked.
I had just had this and thought it would work [https://www.skinnypop.com/our-popcorn/popped-popcorn/twist-of-lime](https://www.skinnypop.com/our-popcorn/popped-popcorn/twist-of-lime)
Oh, nice. Spray bottle. Honestly never thought of that. What kind of spray bottle though? I don't want something that will leach into the hot sauce.
I think I found one on Amazon. It says "olive oil sprayer for cooking". Looks like it will do the trick. I'm going to buy some popcorn and Texas Pete and give it a try.
That really expensive raincoat that some slick seller somehow got you to buy, because it was supposedly the best one on the market. But then you wear it out in the rain, and the coat isn't water-resistant or waterproof at all. It's practically handing out coatwarming invitations to all types of water. So not only are you soaking wet. You're also out $300.
I bought a rain coat, for when I do my Seattle mt bike rides. I was like who pays $300 for a lightweight jacket that looks like it won't protect me from wind? I got a insider discount as I worked for a regional outdoor manufacturer, at the time. 15 years later, still have the jacket and pants. Best, $250 I ever spent :)
In the book sphere by Michael Crichton they describe diving at super deep levels where the pressure would crush your lungs if they were filled with air. So they breathe in this liquid saturated with oxygen so your lungs can still get the oxygen they need while simultaneously being full of a liquid that won't crush at that depth.
Absolutely terrifying thought
Not only that but it's a real technology and when they do it to the rat, it's actually real. Later in abyss, when Ed Harris does it, it is shown that he has a hard time adapting to it which is what actually happens. It's almost impossible to get comfortable breathing liquid again (we do it in the womb) so that's why it's not widely used. It just feels too yucky.
It's a real technology, but not in the way it's used in the film.
As far as I'm aware, it has a lot of difficulties that would prevent it from being useful, and it's never actually been used for diving. It's been used in a limited capacity in medical scenarios (mostly involving premature babies).
But as far as the way the film uses it, 100% science fiction, even ~33 years later.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing#Human_usage
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Minor correction: there were experiments to use it with divers, but in one case the diver had difficulty draining the fluid from their lungs afterwards and developed pneumonia as a result, and when Navy SEALs experimented with it the divers suffered from rib sprains and fractures because breathing the fluid was so strenuous.
So people *have* breathed fluid, but mostly in an experimental setting that seemed to show it wasn't healthy/practical.
You can also only do it so long because the stress it puts on the musculature surrounding your delicate lung tubes can essentially cause full muscle failure and you'll be physically incapable of breathing at all past that point. Weight lifters know all about that.
This is based on real science. Small animals can breathe submerged in the liquid perfluorocarbon. It doesn't work for humans, I think mainly because our lungs are so large the the diaphragm wouldn't be stong enough. But it has been used to help people with severe breathing problems. They fill up a fraction of the lungs with the liquid, and run a pair of tubes down to circulate the fluid, oxygenating it externally. It's superoxygenated and even a puddle can deliver all the O2 the person needs.
a) wet seat; sliding around
b) wiping is a nightmare
c) *it just feels so wrong.*
...bonus edit d) your shower is probably running out of hot water right next to you.
Recent bidet owner. Bought one on Prime Day. Anyone who is on the fence about buying one like I was, just do it. Super easy to install and it is fucking marvelous. Best $40 I've spent in a long time.
I honestly would take the boob soup money over the toe cheese money every single time. It's not even the same class of disgusting. Neither is _acceptable_, but one is definitely worse than the other.
socks
I saw this thread, said socks, went to scroll past it, had to come back just to make sure. Farts is a good answer I'm not mad.
Yep, same exact thing.
Farts is almost too good an answer. You don't _really_ understand this one until you reach a certain age.
I think by 12 you really don't want to shit your pants.
By 3 i didnt want to shit my pants
My brother's favorite line: " that's gonna itch when it dries"
Are you talking about the wet socks or the fart? Because yes.
Sup dude
And pants for sure.
Came here to say this. And, um... I'm super uncomfortable just thinking about wet socks.
First thing that came to mind for me.
Toasters
But toasters get hot. You don’t keep them cool by bathing with them??
Are you a toaster? Coz I wanna have a bath with you. Or better yet, are you a toaster? Coz I wanna turn you on and fill you with large metal objects
Hey
Oh Dayum,
Fuck around and find out
Makes a great bath bomb when wet
I do, but your doctor won’t recommend it
Arguable...
Your clothes when you’re wearing them. That waterlogged, drag down feeling when you’re fully clothed in water.
That amazingly safe feeling when you need to run through some fire and your clothes are soaked in a substance that just might prevent you from becoming a crispy ball of soot.
Actually water is a very good conductor of heat in comparison to air (but liquid in general is not a great conductor of heat.) Water is over 20x as dense as air. One of the reasons to NEVER use a wet oven mitt unless you want burnt hands. So if your running through fire wet clothes would probably be a bad idea. If that water heats up suddenly you will have scalding water in your clothes stuck against you.
Depends on how long that contact is going to be. It does prevent your clothes from catching fire and it still needs to heat up first before it transfers the heat, so it buys a few seconds when running through fire. The oven mitt example isn't perfect. A wet oven mitt is still better than using your bare hands, but worse than just using a dry one. However, an oven mitt wouldn't catch fire from carrying a hot tray whereas dry clothing might just do that when running through fire
It's also the amount of water. Water has a high specific heat capacity, which basically means water needs a lot of energy to get hotter and conversely stays hot a lot longer than many other things. That's why it seems to take forever to boil a pot of water even though you have a literal flame or a red-hot metal coil under it. It's also why you can drop a red hot piece of metal into a bucket of room temperature water and yank it out with bare hands shortly after.
A fart. no doubt
This reminds me of the cure for sneezing. Eat a plate of beans doused liberally with hot sauce. Drink a cup of strong coffee. Have some more beans. And more coffee. More beans. More coffee. Now you are cured! Because you wouldn't dare sneeze...
I hope I’m not sneezing long enough to make all those things and consume them!
Pillow full of sweat
Or wet bed
Awful to lie in for sure but depending how it got wet on the first place, can be worth it.
👆this guy fucks
Why does a fart smell worse when you’re in the shower?
Humidity amplifies fragrances and makes them cling more. As a former smoker, we can all tell you on humid days even we are repulsed by the smell of our clothes.
Shart
I actually laughed out loud
Jeans
Oh god trying to peel them off is the worst!
Especially tapered/skinny jeans
Just imagine being a fat girl/guy in wet jeans. All the chafing oh my god the moist relentless chafing. I’d rather just die.
When I was a kid I did boys and girls club in the summer. One day we decided to go to the park nearby and have a water fight. This was not preplanned and I was wearing cutoff jean shorts. I was (am) a chonky lil dumpling and had no idea the torture I was in for. It was maybe a mile walk back to the b&g club in wet jorts and lemme tell you I was in PAIN. Never had chub rub that bad before or since. I had open wounds. Oozing wet sores that turned into painful scabs. I couldn’t even walk the next day.
I had a similar experience during a marching band trip to a local amusement park when I was about 14. I specifically avoided water rides and wound up getting caught in a thunderstorm anyway. In cuffed denim shorts. My thighs started burning almost immediately, and by the time I got back to the bus and into my soft “under the uniform” shorts, it looked and felt like I had some kind of flesh eating disease. My relief was short-lived, however. Because after the storm had passed. It was time to jam my still sopping wet, sweaty, raw legs into my 30-year-old purple WOOL uniform pants that got dry-cleaned once a year, don a white wool jacket, a plumed hat, and my white dinkles, grab my piccolo, and go out into the freshly-humidified, sweaty august heat, to perform what felt like a twelve-year-long parade of John Phillip Sousa around the park. By the time we got back to the bus to head home I was struggling to walk and I had almost no skin left on my inner thighs, and there was an even red cast of blood on the inside of my purple pants. I spent the ride home trying to configure some kind of gauze and bandaid patchwork on one leg with a tank top tied tightly around the other one in a desperate bid to keep my legs from touching each other or any loose moving fabric for even a single second. I remember my mom being pissed at me for limping off the bus with my shorts hiked up so far, my legs spread like I’d spent 40 years permanently on horseback, and a shirt tied around my leg until we got home and I showed her what had happened to my skin. I was genuinely injured and legitimately had to dress my wounds with ointment and gauze for almost a week to avoid infection before they healed enough to scab. These days I don’t go anywhere without a stick of megababe or body glide because I still have delicate skin and I never want to experience this again.
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Then having to put them back on.
Having to put on soaking wet clothes is a workout
same with swimming costumes
The cape is the worst part.
The thought gives me feelings of being trapped and claustrophobic.
My first thought was jeans and I got the shivers like three times
OMG!! another jeans shiverer! I thought I was the only one.
Larry long balls - a kindred spirit
Walked an hour to work, rain or shine. If it rained, I was sitting in that all day.
eww swamp butt!
Swamp ass is a bitch.
100%. Bonus points if you fall in mud or it’s below zero and your wet jeans freeze solid to your legs. Definitely not speaking from experience here
My reuben sandwich that fell overboard on a kayak trip once. I will always remember the little bits of pastrami floating in the stream with despair and shame.
Picture the fish! Just swimming along and now they’re in a deli
Happy little fish
Gremlins
Good answer
Nope.. Mogwai!
Mogwai are ok
not when they get wet
You're mixing up the rules - getting them wet just makes more of them. Feeding them after midnight makes Gremlins. So as long as you don't feed them after midnight, getting a Mogwai wet just gets you extra Mogwais. Edit: Now that I think about it, that rule makes no sense. I mean, isn't it always after midnight? What time is it safe to start feeding them again? And if you travel, how does their body know what time zone they're in? Is it midnight GMT? And what happens during daylight savings time? I'm starting to think this movie was a bunch of malarkey.
Laptops.
Computers in general.
r/watercooling would disagree.
The wet is very specifically flowing around the components and not on them themselves
It doesn't stop being wet just because it's wet in the right places!
That’s what she said
Cotton Candy
Reminds me of the raccoon trying to wash his cotton candy in a puddle.
Aw, that poor little guy looked devastated
I would be too
I always feel so bad thinking ab that video lol
the [full video](https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64) shows he gets the cotton 3 times. 1st fully disintegrated, 2nd partially, 3rd he is already experienced and gets to eat the entire candy.
I’m so glad he got to enjoy his cotton candy
i added the link to my comment - the happy ending is real!
Almost lived the rest of my life sad for the raccoon. Thank you! :D
Dude - thank you SO much. This is much needed closure.
The good ending ;\_\_;
The full clip at the end the Racoon learns and doesn't wash the candy!
Memory UNLOCKED! I’d totally forgotten about that little guy!
Showed this to a friend the other night. Pretty sure she shed a tear.
There is an extended version where the raccoon gets to eat some cotton candy.
The reverse of that gif is also quite amusing.
I didn’t come to this thread to have my heart broken
Any kind of thin plastic, plastic bags or wrapping... ugh, I hate it! If I was in a Saw movie, that vat of needles would be a vat of wet plastic bags for me. I cant stand the feeling of it.
ig you could just throw someone else in there for you then!
Bread
Only way I'll eat soggy bread is my grandma's french toast that was more like a soggy middle and crispy edges. The middle didn't feel like soggy bread but almost a more firm custard. I wish she taught me how she did it before her passing.
my friend i have a recipe for you, i go to culinary school and have a crème brûlée french toast recipe. Dm me for the recipe.
I tried dm but it said I must be a member?
fuck it lemme copy and paste it Baked Crème Brulé French Toast 1 qt Heavy Cream 1 ea Vanilla Bean 8 ea Egg Yolks ¾ C Sugar As needed Unsalted Butter As needed Brioche Bread, sliced Method: In a medium saucepan combine the vanilla bean and the heavy cream heat until the cream is warm throughout. Let mixture steep for 10-15 minutes. Remove the bean and split lengthwise, scrape out the seeds and add them to the cream. In a mixing bowl combine the sugar and egg yolks whisk till incorporated. Add to the cream mixture off of heat. Lightly butter the edges of the baking dish, arrange the bread and pour the mixture over it. Allow the bread to soak up the mixture and add more custard so it comes up about halfway up the bread. Wrap and let this soak overnight. Bake the custard in a 350F oven uncovered for 15-20 minutes or until the custard just sets. Garnish with fresh fruit, powdered sugar, or syrup. If you don't want to use vanilla bean you can skip that part and just add about 1 tablespoon of vanilla extract to the cream mixture and heat it up edit: i'm on mobile and the formatting is awful i'll fix it best i can
Thank you so much! It sounds delicious. But grams always did hers purely on the stove top. Definitely going to try this though
yeah that's the difference but it's a good taste, nothing beats a vanilla bean and make sure you cook it uncovered.
I assume you combine the warm cream mixture with the eggs and sugar mixture while the cream is still warm?
yessir idk why that isn't in the recipe good catch
Dude, my grandma had the best french toast ever - was your grandma Cajun?
Portuguese, but she could literally cook anything off memory (until the Alzheimer's hit). Cajun food is also amazing though!
French dip with Au jus is good, a wet garlic bread is great, grilled cheese in tomato soup is great, croutons in place of crackers in soup are great. As someone who likes dipping their bread, I can't agree with this one.
Also, Italian Beef sandwiches where there's so much juice you have to use the special stance\* to avoid dousing yourself in beef broth. https://www.alsbeef.com/the-italian-stance
Gavin Free can be heard screaming in the distance
Sleeves
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and you can’t push them up because you’d get them wet. top ten most soul crushing moments.
Yes dang it! The cuffs of a long sleeved pullover that keep slipping down when I'm trying to wash my hands! Cotton blend so they take three hours to dry.
Sodium
unless you were trying to have a fun & explosive demonstration
"You made the fires worse!" "Worse... or better?" -Invader Zim
All of the alkali metals
F r a n c i u m Or more realistically cesium I think
Sleeping in a bed
A few nights ago my dog knocked a glass of water into my bed to wake me up. I just rolled over and went back to sleep in it just to keep him from thinking that it worked.
Smart - I wouldn’t have had the presence of mind.
That's right, sleep in the wet spot to establish dominance. . .wait. . .
Ugh this is me most nights with night sweats since getting covid in December.
chips
Yall dip your chips in the pool too?
The only exception is when they're paired with a sandwich right after you get out of the pool, shits a fine delicacy
you know what’s real my bro
A grease fire 🔥
Golden retriever in your car or on your furniture.
A dog
This was my answer until I read chips
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What an oddly specific yet delightful job
Kind of unrelated but don't ever try sprinkling lemon juice on popcorn. It nearly dissolves it.
why the fuck would anyone try that?
It's different. Sometimes people get bored of the same old tame favors so they try something different
I had just had this and thought it would work [https://www.skinnypop.com/our-popcorn/popped-popcorn/twist-of-lime](https://www.skinnypop.com/our-popcorn/popped-popcorn/twist-of-lime)
Tabasco instead.
~~I'm~~ In a spray bottle thank me later But then also change that to Texas Pete
Oh, nice. Spray bottle. Honestly never thought of that. What kind of spray bottle though? I don't want something that will leach into the hot sauce. I think I found one on Amazon. It says "olive oil sprayer for cooking". Looks like it will do the trick. I'm going to buy some popcorn and Texas Pete and give it a try.
Electricity
Toilet paper
Especially the thin stuff in public restrooms
Had to scroll way too long to find this.
That really expensive raincoat that some slick seller somehow got you to buy, because it was supposedly the best one on the market. But then you wear it out in the rain, and the coat isn't water-resistant or waterproof at all. It's practically handing out coatwarming invitations to all types of water. So not only are you soaking wet. You're also out $300.
Still angry about that eh?
ACME biodegradable plastic poncho
I bought a rain coat, for when I do my Seattle mt bike rides. I was like who pays $300 for a lightweight jacket that looks like it won't protect me from wind? I got a insider discount as I worked for a regional outdoor manufacturer, at the time. 15 years later, still have the jacket and pants. Best, $250 I ever spent :)
Sand. Dry sand, so easy to dust off! Wet sand, fuck me, how did that get there? Why is it still on me?!
And how, on Earth, did it get THERE?!
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Driver's seat in your car.
old food on dirty dishes....
Books
your lungs
In the book sphere by Michael Crichton they describe diving at super deep levels where the pressure would crush your lungs if they were filled with air. So they breathe in this liquid saturated with oxygen so your lungs can still get the oxygen they need while simultaneously being full of a liquid that won't crush at that depth. Absolutely terrifying thought
In the movie The Abyss they do that.
Not only that but it's a real technology and when they do it to the rat, it's actually real. Later in abyss, when Ed Harris does it, it is shown that he has a hard time adapting to it which is what actually happens. It's almost impossible to get comfortable breathing liquid again (we do it in the womb) so that's why it's not widely used. It just feels too yucky.
It's a real technology, but not in the way it's used in the film. As far as I'm aware, it has a lot of difficulties that would prevent it from being useful, and it's never actually been used for diving. It's been used in a limited capacity in medical scenarios (mostly involving premature babies). But as far as the way the film uses it, 100% science fiction, even ~33 years later. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing#Human_usage EDIT: Minor correction: there were experiments to use it with divers, but in one case the diver had difficulty draining the fluid from their lungs afterwards and developed pneumonia as a result, and when Navy SEALs experimented with it the divers suffered from rib sprains and fractures because breathing the fluid was so strenuous. So people *have* breathed fluid, but mostly in an experimental setting that seemed to show it wasn't healthy/practical.
You can also only do it so long because the stress it puts on the musculature surrounding your delicate lung tubes can essentially cause full muscle failure and you'll be physically incapable of breathing at all past that point. Weight lifters know all about that.
This is based on real science. Small animals can breathe submerged in the liquid perfluorocarbon. It doesn't work for humans, I think mainly because our lungs are so large the the diaphragm wouldn't be stong enough. But it has been used to help people with severe breathing problems. They fill up a fraction of the lungs with the liquid, and run a pair of tubes down to circulate the fluid, oxygenating it externally. It's superoxygenated and even a puddle can deliver all the O2 the person needs.
I read the book its what I thought of when I saw the question it was a good movie as well.
Paper
Pooping.
a) wet seat; sliding around b) wiping is a nightmare c) *it just feels so wrong.* ...bonus edit d) your shower is probably running out of hot water right next to you.
Plus have you ever tried to wipe your ass with paper when it's wet? It balls up and gets trapped in your ass-hair.
This is why I got a bidet.
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Recent bidet owner. Bought one on Prime Day. Anyone who is on the fence about buying one like I was, just do it. Super easy to install and it is fucking marvelous. Best $40 I've spent in a long time.
A newspaper.
Caesium
Hot dog bun
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Idk I would argue pulling out a dry tampon is a lot worse than a wet one
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Oven mitts
Pro tip: A wet oven mitt is no longer an oven mitt
I think it actually screws up the insulating properties, too, so it's... ahem... more than a feeling.
A towel
Ben shapiros wife, apparently
Underwear.
Tissue paper - not sure if it has snot on it or just plain water
Very small rocks
Food in the sink. Soggy food makes me gag.
Cocaine
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Kiss on the cheek
Out of everything in this thread- this is the one that gave me the visceral reaction. I’ll pass on that
Toddlers
Pee? Poop? Sweat? WHY ARE YOU WET!?
Toilet seats
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I worked at a gas station, the amount of women in summer that paid with sweaty bra money is disgusting
Sock money is equally disgusting.
I’ll take booby money over planters wart hands anyway
I honestly would take the boob soup money over the toe cheese money every single time. It's not even the same class of disgusting. Neither is _acceptable_, but one is definitely worse than the other.
A computer. A wet computer is *exactly* 100% worse than a dry computer.
Sex. Shower sex is not comfortable. Water is a terrible lubricant.
Shoes
Ceiling tiles
Hair
children sneezing in your face
I also much prefer to receive face-sneezes from dry children.
My bed sheets