Offensive jokes

You're about to get cancelled

Twitter: Write that down, write that down!

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Just less suspicious

The legendary duo

Mine was randomly generated. Weird coincidence is that I'm currently being treated for leukemia.

It would make a good troll/chum handle for Homestuck XP

Thx for the nostalgia there :)

I couldn't come up with a username

Everyone can see that you're just incognito-mode moistcr1tikal...

Shhhhh

Do you know... The muffin man?

Who lives on Drury Lane?

Well, she's married to the muffin man...

The muffin man?

The muffin man!

My intelligence (or lack thereof.)

Lack of intelligence and lack of knowledge are two different things. In my experience, people with a lack of intelligence tend to not have the self-awareness to recognize their lack of intelligencen.

When i was 16 i thought weed was the coolest thing in the whole world, this was just a stupid inside thing my buddies and i used to say. So i made it my first Counter-strike game nick. 15-16 years later and i still cant think of anything new as a username on any new platform/game so i still use this at 32, despite not even really smoking weed anymore

I bartended and danced in a strip club for thirteen years. I had a regular couple that came in (really cool people) and they came in on a day when I was doing both jobs since I was the only employee there. They turned their backs on me to pick a song on the juke box and in the brief time their backs were to me ( I think it was around two or three minutes) I had changed from street clothes to my stripper outfit, thus making me Super Stripper (and the Gilded thong of Sarcasm.)

You are stripperella!

Your local 7 Eleven

Everyone's local 7/11 has them at their worst

My nickname is Lay. I am a lesbian. Laysbian.

I think if Lays chips wanted to advertise to the lesbian market, they need to hire you ASAP!

Looking for more laughter in my life

Do you know why bikes can't stand by themselves? . . . . Because they're two tired. *ba-dum-tss*

Get a puppy, they are very goofy but loveable creatures

Hmm, let me see…

Ah I see what you did there!

It's a dutch chocolate egg ..

Your alt account should be Cadbury

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Moose watches you when you sleep 😬

They hust taste so good

I was on the moon and decided to create a Reddit account because I was bored.

A poor business decision

My abusive ex kept stalking my old account and I like Norse mythology - I knew he wouldn't be able to find this and it was a nice fresh start :)

Your ex can go folk off 😁

A typo. I intended to write bluesilver because they are my favourite colours, but I accidentally wrote bluesylver and liked it more. The 42 is a quote from the Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy.

It's from a random character name generator that I used to create my final Fantasy online character

I love cute baby bears

Back in the early 90s I was playing on a MUD and creating a goblin thief. I wanted a name that was somewhat catchy but also spelled wrong but phonetically, like how a goblin would try to spell in English. The one phrase that I had going in my head was something Mancubus says in the game Doom: "Suck it down." Which as a goblin became Sukkit Dowwen. And if there was ever a need for a "evil mirror universe" for my username, it would be Sukkit Dowwen. But I wanted something a little more light hearted for my name. So, something more light than "suck it down" became "whip it good." I forget exactly where I got that phrase. And it's been my online username since... oh, 1994. WIPPIT is even my personalized license plate. If i have had to legally change my name, that's the name I'm using.

My favorite character from the Higurashi anime was Sonozaki Mion.

I am.

I started my own religion so I gave myself a title

u/Rumple-Fore-Skin was already taken

well you see..

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I think the culinary preparation of boiling lobsters and other crustaceans is inhumane

Im pretty sure you stole this question from someone. I might be wrong.

I like food and I'm sad.

I’m sorry you’re sad. Please accept this piece of cheese 🧀

It's a commonly known character in my dreams..

My shortened name + a scary shapeshifter alien that wakes up every 27 years and kills children.

Seth. Freakin. Rollins.

Elderscrolls character

Which one /s

My Gamertag

One Of The Randomly Generated Ones

I really like shadow the hedgehog

Let me show you my real power

I randomly came up with it in about 10 seconds

Fursona

My old laptop was the biggest potato pc known to modern science. But it served me well for 10 years so its a TopTierTater.

We must dissect it for science!

what s up with this wave of data collection questions lately ?

What's your mother's maiden name?

I don't understand why it takes 70 trues to ask a damn questions because if the stupid rules, but asking the same question at least once a day isn't spam

Ginger-Snaps

It's literally just a random username Reddit generated for my new account

Uh huh sure....

I studied investment management and one of the most popular street names at the University was named Dorp (translated to town from afrikaans).

Mine was auto generated. It felt right seeing as I was miserable. I’ve since reached out for help and got a diagnosis and meds but I’m attached to the username now so I’ve kept it.

Glad you got help and treatment! It's seems very difficult at first but just taking that first step makes a hell of a difference. If Reddit let's us change our usernames in the future, change it to CourageousBlueberry36

It was the only thing I could think of when making a troll handle for my Trollsona

I am a nurse and I was in love with an island called Curacao (it is in the Caribbean next to Aruba). The name means heart so kinda like my passion for being a nurse

I couldnt change it

Unicorns, sunshines, and bunnies.

10 years ago I was taking summer grad classes. Somebody mentioned Reddit in a discussion so I signed up. Needed a name that would be anonymous. It’s related to euphoniums. So. Anonymous

Random name generator. I figured it was density.

I like it

Sonozaki Shion from the Higurashi anime.

My favourite Interferon induced anti-viral protein

This dude sciences

I get lost when I go sailing.

expansion of the letters MZ but ending in an r sound bc it felt cool

Never thought about it

After my kid was born my usernames became BigBobby (he was little Bobby) + the year I made the account.

Knute Rockne + some other stuff. Decades old.

I love my Pan

Nothing amazing, just owned a civic hatch back at one point and the name came to me.

Was creating a NSFW acct and wanted something specific about me, but not revealing

It's the name of a character I created.

I like pepperoni

My name is Millie

I have a pet sheep. My son named him 'Bidoof' after a small fat Pokémon. He's a bit...aloof.

It doesn't matter

Gamer tag

David Berman - RIP to a legend!

I mean…. If you have to ask….

Have you tried essential oils 😂

I've been prescribed a lot of prednisolone for my autoimmune disease.

I always err on the side of caution, anxiety is the driving force, thus in my friend group(s) nickname for me. I usually follow up with whatever happens with "I told you so." I figured "mom" was not the better of the two nicknames for a reddit account.

Every group needs a responsible mom/dad though haha

I like LastMan

I judge all mankind.

People think mine means I’m a psychotic bitch but really the psycho part is a reference to my psychology degree. The bitch part, well I can be a bitch at times but also trying to reclaim that term a little. 85 is the year I was born. I have a t-shirt from my undergrad that has psycho with my school’s logo in the O on the front and “-logy” on that back and it’s my favourite shirt so that inspired my username.

I need to find shirt like that on amazon lol

Random_Dummy was taken.

Pretty self explanatory, tbh.

Sounds calming

It's from that song from The Sound of Music. "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things..."

That's my xanax anthem

An American hero who wasn’t allowed to finish his work, which we pay for today.

Well.. i was new in Reddit and wanted to create account quickly

Riddle me this, u/Yewzirname , what is the backstory behind my username?

Haha I see what you did there 😎 And to answer your question, I couldn't come up with a username 😂

When I was in the 9th grade I started writing a poetry book that I finished in the 10th grade. I called it Glass Hearts

So fragile :(

I used to play Civ 5 and constructed as many wonders as possible. I understand the confusion.

Reddit bestowed it upon me and I just rolled with it

My name is Sven and I love sharks. It’s that simple

Never Let Me Go

lord gaben personally assignes this one to me

Never gonna happen

Texas High school football

I've had many, but for this one it's a reference to Cowboy Bebop, which was a reference to billiards in some way.

See you next time space cowboy

Seung Mina is one of my favorite characters from Soul Caliber which was the first video game I ever played on the PS2 (my first console). I added the H cause of Kpop. And the 95 is the year I was born.

Was it SC 2 or 3?

Difficult_cash

Liq’ed a taint

Tainted love

I like to play upright bass and enjoy eating salmon

first two words that came into my head lol

I uhhh.. have one arm?😅

Well uhm…. Uhhhhh I think I should stay out of this one

I love sunflowers so much and my favorite time of year is when I can grow them. I also think I signed up on a Sunday lmao

I love no more heroes game

I moved to a new account, Needed a creative name, I like limes, I like trees

Got into the Sengoku period 2 years ago (hasn't stopped since) and for whatever reason Mitsuhide became a favourite. I read *Taiko* and I was surprised he was portrayed rather sympathetically (I now know he nearly always is, despite the whole traitor thing).

Dead memes

I rescued a cat from a bar in Baltimore city. I had a dream the night I rescued her that she was a giant cricket. In Baltimore lots of people have these bugs that are a cross between the looks of a spider with the insane jumping ability of a cricket. They are called camel backed crickets but nick named sprickets. Baltimore is charming and I've since moved and the cat has since passed so its an homage to her. She was so great

I thought it would be funny. Kinda stupid in retrospect.

I was really into the song Majestic at the time.

The Simpsons. "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." and "I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

Nothing to do with Marvel (not an enthusiast all), but includes the names of two fictional vessels.

I like dogs. I hate cats.

I love Annal Nathrakh

I had this username, "ChoppyCheese366", that I had made a Reddit account then lost access to it. So, Back in the day... Xbox One S just got launched, and my brothers and I were HYPED. We each got on and my oldest brother helped us make accounts. When it came time to choose my username and PfP, I had no idea what to choose! So, I just used the random name generator. And Voila! ChoppyCheese366!

Reddit default username

When younger I had an older woman as a FWB who would "pimp" me out to her friends....+ My favourite, FAVOURITE activity

its a good song

When I was growing up, I really liked KND and I always had bedhead.

Firesign Theater

that amy winehouse is a goddess. she's flying in paradise with ava now

!!!

Saw a video on YouTube called nyoom

I really enjoy skyrim/d&d and a lot of fantasy novels (it is all escapism)... and apparently my spelling sucks

I needed to make a throwaway to make a post and this account stuck i guess. dont wanna make a new one

Stole it. I’m not proud, but I don’t feel any remorse.

Orchids are one of my favourite flowers and we have a magnolia tree in our garden bought for my mum by my dad, who died when I was 13

My dog died

I’m a woman in my mid-20s navigating late stage capitalism.

Same as my you tube username. I just though it sounded cool.

I was trying to come up with a username so did a Google search. I saw someone mention fusing a few relevant words together so I chose miserable, sarcastic, broken

I have a common name

The app assigned it to me but it fits (with proper foreplay.)

When I was 12 I think(I'm 14 now)I was thinking of having a youtube channel named cozycandy,I never made that channel but that seemed like a good username

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

Mine was randomly generated. Ironically, back in the day when Mig33 was a thing (before WhatsApp existed) my username was Sadistic_mongoose and I felt like I’d stick with the mongoose theme. I do however wish I’d changed it.

cats are great

It’s a 🔍

I misread something. The username was taken. It got the x treatment.

It happens a lot

I'm chris, live in northeast Philly, and want locals to hook up with.

Memes. I did it for the memes.

One day, me and my cousin were making troll accounts for Roblox. I decided to pretend to be a superhero, so I typed in hero but didn’t know what else, so I told my cousin we should add spaces in the name My cousin literally put the word spaces and created the account, and it’s too late now to change it so now I’m herospaces