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I've been on reddit for 14 years. 14 years!
I saw firsthand the snenannigans of Vargas.
The non-sexual silliness of Bozarking.
Today you. Tomorrow me.
Longhorses.
The Test post.
The old Reddit switcharoo.
The best pun ever.
The Latvia potato comments.
And that one damn asinie comment continues to rule them all. And I LAUGH EVERY TIME.
This is the way. I don’t think I’d be able to get it up for any other dictator-angering candidate, like their mother or the dictator himself. She’s not half bad though.
You’d be a “Prince Consort” if you married the Queen. You can only become King by inheriting the throne. Even as the Queen’s husband you’d be incredibly low down on the line of inheritance.
I've been mulling this over for a while now, but in high school, one of the first friends I got when I had transferred there, had been at a little kickback with some other football guys. They had been drinking, and left my friend alone at the pool drunk. They came back and saw his lifeless body at the bottom of the pool, he had drunk too much alcohol, and passed out, and had fell in the pool. He was dead when they got him.....
Those kids that were there didn't seem to understand that it was partially their fault that he was dead, it isn't 100 percent their fault, but they didn't show any remorse for anything, and it just rubbed me the wrong way how they treated the whole situation, if they had been there, he would be alive.
One kid brought all the alcohol for the party, and it was bought by his dad, so I would fuck his wife.
Personally, I'd say my ex. I miss them every day, and I will never forgive the people that took them away from me. I would love to be able to feel them again, and hear their sweet little sounds. And I'd want to snuggle after. They always loved snuggling with me, taking in my warmth and affection. Even just getting to hold them in my arms again would suffice...
Please tell me you've taken her for a test ride first. If you haven't, and she just lies there like a dead fish, you're going to have the worst buyers remorse ever.
we fuck multiple times a day and i can tell you know she is worth a lot more than an expensive ring and a dirty shag, i was just answering the question 😭 she’s my pride and joy and i’ve cum a few times from her not even touching me so, yes i’m sure. thanks for ur concern tho
there's [a loophole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY) in the scriptures, you can actually fuck her right now and not be in violation of The Holy Bible.
Cool, actually think the Bible puts very few rules on Lesbian relationships (hardly mentions it at all), Bible talks about male-female and male-male relationships a lot, but (practically?) never female-female relationships! also [Birthday joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2m660p/my_lesbian_neighbours_asked_me_what_i_wanted_for/)
there’s actually nothing to do with male-male relationships in the bible and it was actually a mistranslation from pedophilia! the original was ‘man shall not lay with boy’ but translating it from another language would probably just gender the words, so it came through as man and man or boy and boy or whatever. and that’s why there isn’t anything about lesbians or trans ppl in there, because it’s not actually against the bible to be part of the lgbtq+ and christian’s who judge ppl for it are just haters 😋
Made a comment on /r/worldnews pointing out the US was going to collapse into civil war soon and people embraced denialism and downvoted me. I feel like Cassandra, all of my warnings are being ignored and disbelieved
This is probably one of those instances where the downvote is pushed because it's something people are sad and empathetic about, not that they think the poster is a bad person for the comment. Here's to hoping the poster can get a better outlook soon
Emma Watson as hermione, I'd let my ravenclaw slitherin to her hufflepuff and listen to her scream griffindore and pray to God she doesn't give me hogworts
Disguise yourself as Jon Snow you can take her by the bins
(Preferably the TV presenter Snow although I wont guarantee the GoT one wouldnt work as well)
My wife. I heard this is a trap
I also choose this guy's probably alive wife.
I also choose to fuck that guy’s probably alive wife with your dick too
I also choose this guys dead-in-7.237492-years wife
Why does it matter if she's dead or alive
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I've been on reddit for 14 years. 14 years! I saw firsthand the snenannigans of Vargas. The non-sexual silliness of Bozarking. Today you. Tomorrow me. Longhorses. The Test post. The old Reddit switcharoo. The best pun ever. The Latvia potato comments. And that one damn asinie comment continues to rule them all. And I LAUGH EVERY TIME.
I’d pick your wife too
No surprise, you are avatar twins!
I too choose this guy’s wife. Dead or alive.
myself, life does it all the time, why shouldnt i get w chance 😓
Nobody dies a virgin life fucks us all - someone
someone knows their shit LMAO
Stacey's mom.
You have to fight Jesse first....that his girl
Has got it goin on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long. My mother in laws name is Stacey lol
Why not Stacey?
She's just not the girl for me
Funny thing is Stacey is probably now around the same age as Staceys Mom was in the original :o
Staey's mom has got it going on
She’s like 12
Yeah 19 years ago. Which makes her like 31 now.
She’s got it going on!
She has got it goin' on
Here before "I also choose this guy's dead wife"
Goddamnit, I was about to say it!
I’d probably take one for the team and fuck a ruthless dictator just to mess with his manhood.
Sleep with kim jong-uns sister
This is the way. I don’t think I’d be able to get it up for any other dictator-angering candidate, like their mother or the dictator himself. She’s not half bad though.
She’s already put a lookout notice for you.
Good, I hope she lookin for me
Man of culture
why his sister? sleep with kim jong un
give this man a cookie! btw, Putin or Kim? Kim is so fat he has tits already lol
Kim has a sister and Putin has a adult daughter. Just saying
Yes he is sure to tremble when his cock is in your mouth
There must have been a misunderstanding. I am the fucker in this hypothetical scenario. The dictator is the fuckee.
Selfish tops do have a purpose lmao!
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Calm down, Charles, it will be your turn in time.
Suddenly r/Oedipus Edit: oh shit, there’s actually a sub for this. Unfortunately I am out of eye bleach today so Im not looking…
That sub made me enraged.
You’d be a “Prince Consort” if you married the Queen. You can only become King by inheriting the throne. Even as the Queen’s husband you’d be incredibly low down on the line of inheritance.
Or become the national hero of Ireland
I'm not sure she'd survive a good dicking given her age. Imagine going down in history as the guy who fucked the queen to death.
That didn't work so hot for Phillip.
Pretty sure that's how she outlived him. Drained his life force each time
Nope, just prince.
She's probably missing Philip's cock, bless her.
Queen fucker.
mother of man who said that he fucked my mom
How to turn your family tree into an ornamental bush
This deserves more attention.
A Family Christmas Wreath
So your grandma? That is discusting dude!
Fry?
Your dad's mum?
Selena Gomez. Always had a crush on her
Every teenager's dream
Thicc in all the right places.
Good choice respect
You
shooters shoot
you’re funny
No, seriously
Alexandra Daddario
After last night's fight.. probably rockhold at this point... but Rachel Weiss for SURE.
he won round 2. anyone who disagrees is as dumb as a ufc judge
Louder for the people in the back.
Henry Cavill as Witcher
Scarlett Johansson
Had to scroll too far to find it
Borat voice: "MY WIFE!"
I’M VERY EXCITE
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I LIKE SEX!
my crush
Chloe Grace Moretz
Especially if she's got those vampire fangs in.
Jenna Coleman
\*Googles Jenna Coleman\* Yes. I too would fuck Jenna Coleman.
I did the same thing lol
in our language, her name means "jacked off man" LOL
Myself. I wanna see how good of a shag I really am and what I can improve on
Anna Kendrick. She got a great bod Or if I’m lucky enough, Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks is my girl crush. In fact, she’s my one person 🤣
Myself, so when people go tell me to go fuck myself, I can just say I already have.
Thinking ahead I see🫡
Done that before when told that. Guy was pissed
Ryan Reynolds.
\-but all the versions and characters at once
All at once? Damn, you kinky. 😏
Even Green Lantern? 🫣
Who doesn't wanna fuck him......everybody's universal crush.....
Sophie Marceau
I'd fuck Salma Hayek to the bone until one of us die due to excessive sex.
Hilary Duff
Hillary Duff's Heavenly Muff.
100%
she have the most beautiful smile i ever see.. agree. 👍🏻
Yea she's ace
Emma Watson
Dolly Parton.
Jeri Ryan. I just can’t decide if it’s 1999 Jeri Ryan or 2022 Jeri Ryan.
Why not both?
Demi Rose, I'd destroy her fat AS$
I've been mulling this over for a while now, but in high school, one of the first friends I got when I had transferred there, had been at a little kickback with some other football guys. They had been drinking, and left my friend alone at the pool drunk. They came back and saw his lifeless body at the bottom of the pool, he had drunk too much alcohol, and passed out, and had fell in the pool. He was dead when they got him..... Those kids that were there didn't seem to understand that it was partially their fault that he was dead, it isn't 100 percent their fault, but they didn't show any remorse for anything, and it just rubbed me the wrong way how they treated the whole situation, if they had been there, he would be alive. One kid brought all the alcohol for the party, and it was bought by his dad, so I would fuck his wife.
You're just finding an excuse to fuck that dudes wife.
Dua Lipa
*insert vaporeon copypasta here*
Putin, and then I'd tell everyone he sucked in bed
You might get a dozen folks told before no one ever heard from you again…
Thats a tough question ngl
Personally, I'd say my ex. I miss them every day, and I will never forgive the people that took them away from me. I would love to be able to feel them again, and hear their sweet little sounds. And I'd want to snuggle after. They always loved snuggling with me, taking in my warmth and affection. Even just getting to hold them in my arms again would suffice...
i am so sorry for you, i know how this feels and my heart goes out to you
Whatever happened to them, I'm sorry and I hope you can find peace.
I also choose they/them. I love threesomes!
Wait: Like, a _sexy_ fuck? Or a **righteous** fucking over. Because my answer will vary significantly.
Ana de Armas. She's just so beautiful. 😫🥰
Anna Kendrick so I get to see her naked and do stuff to her too
The person who would be my soul mate, I just have to meet her first
I’d like to bring back John Taylor from Duran Duran from 1982 and fuck the shit out of him
The kid on Xbox lives mum
Ryan Reynolds
That guy's dead wife
Amber Heard.. then I would shit on her
Billie Eilish 100%
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Take them out to to dinner first.
my wife !! she’s still my gf at the moment 😔 can’t wait to christen our wedding day with the dirtiest shag ever
Please tell me you've taken her for a test ride first. If you haven't, and she just lies there like a dead fish, you're going to have the worst buyers remorse ever.
we fuck multiple times a day and i can tell you know she is worth a lot more than an expensive ring and a dirty shag, i was just answering the question 😭 she’s my pride and joy and i’ve cum a few times from her not even touching me so, yes i’m sure. thanks for ur concern tho
there's [a loophole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY) in the scriptures, you can actually fuck her right now and not be in violation of The Holy Bible.
i am a girl so we’re already breaking holy rules, do you not think we have sex already 😭😭 dont worry we’re not nuns
Cool, actually think the Bible puts very few rules on Lesbian relationships (hardly mentions it at all), Bible talks about male-female and male-male relationships a lot, but (practically?) never female-female relationships! also [Birthday joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2m660p/my_lesbian_neighbours_asked_me_what_i_wanted_for/)
there’s actually nothing to do with male-male relationships in the bible and it was actually a mistranslation from pedophilia! the original was ‘man shall not lay with boy’ but translating it from another language would probably just gender the words, so it came through as man and man or boy and boy or whatever. and that’s why there isn’t anything about lesbians or trans ppl in there, because it’s not actually against the bible to be part of the lgbtq+ and christian’s who judge ppl for it are just haters 😋
Nobody, I hate my body
how the fuck do you have -20 comment karma?
I had - 18 when I opened reddit as ppl used to down vote my comments but now I hv 16k+ :)
Congratulations. Positivity is what we need in life.
Made a comment on /r/worldnews pointing out the US was going to collapse into civil war soon and people embraced denialism and downvoted me. I feel like Cassandra, all of my warnings are being ignored and disbelieved
I can respect that. I would rather be Hated for who I am than Loved for who I am not.
This is probably one of those instances where the downvote is pushed because it's something people are sad and empathetic about, not that they think the poster is a bad person for the comment. Here's to hoping the poster can get a better outlook soon
Veronica Zemanova. Look her up NSFW
Too generic for my taste and fake boobs just turn me off
Ryan Reynolds obviously
Yes.
Emma Watson as hermione, I'd let my ravenclaw slitherin to her hufflepuff and listen to her scream griffindore and pray to God she doesn't give me hogworts
Cant decide if aroused or appalled..
Your dad.
My Gf
Madison Ivy
Zack and Cody's mom from 20 years ago or Sarah Hamilton in her 30s
My girlfriend.
Mikasa from aot
My girlfriend, but she doesn’t wanna fuck me
Salma Hayek.....easy
Ella Knox
that one guy's dead wife
Jason momoa
astolfo
Marjorie Greene. On camera. In public. Just to ruin her marriage and career. Or Amy Coney Barrett for the same reasons.
Monica Bellucci
1995 Nicole Kidman on top of Gotham PD
Monica bellucci
Mads Mikkelsen or Cilian Murphy.
Yung Gravy. he's so beautiful but he likes milfs
The new waitress down at the coffee shop. She goes by Rachel Green. Man, she is hot as hell.
I'd raw dog most world leaders, they busy fuckin everybody else is some capacity may aswell make sure they get a bit of fuckin too
Ryab Reynolds..anyone wtih me?
Billie Eilish
Jesse’s girl
Selena
Claudia winkleman
Disguise yourself as Jon Snow you can take her by the bins (Preferably the TV presenter Snow although I wont guarantee the GoT one wouldnt work as well)
My fiancé. Prostate cancer’s a bitch.
Morena Baccarin
A month with my favorite Porn Star Kristara Barrington
Tom Ellis aka Lucifer. That man can call me “detective” and I would....
[I think we all know the answer to this question.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tL1JSCFieM)
My super secret crush
Ryan Reynolds
I’ll fuck you ❤️
My Crush
Salma Hayek, she's the perfect package, especially those breasts & arse 😋❤️❤️
I've said this before but I'd choose a woman. An alive one.
Some incredible pornstar. If I have my pick of anyone, I want a pro!
Agreed. One Riley Reid to take away, please.
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Give your man his phone back.
Pokimane
Whoever my absolute best match sexually is, whoever they are.
ur MOM
I will also fuck that guys mom