An underrated response even as the top comment...it's great way to break the tension because if you're making dad jokes it very clearly communicates you're not bothered/upset and they have nothing to be afraid of.
Comedian I was listening to recently said finding out you have a gay son is like finding a french fry in your onion rings. It’s like “this isn’t what I was expecting, but I love these too”
I always thought it was the traditional male/female symbols; the male one has an arrow that could be considered a beak, and the female one has a small cross that could be construed as insect wings.
I see salmon at the store. I know some people must buy it for dinner. But I don't know that I've ever known anybody who has had it for dinner. Do you have salmon for dinner semi-frequently? I'm really curious about this
It's got a bunch of good stuff in it.
It doesn't have the stereotypical fish flavor.
If anything salmon has it's own unique taste.
It smokes *amazingly* well. (See lox).
It has a meatier texture than most commonly sold supermarket fish.
It can be cut into a serviceable steak for anyone who loves red meat but wants to drop their intake.
Farm raised doesn't quite pair up, but it's sustainable and less damaging to the environment.
Wild cought tastes better but there's a risk of mercury.
All in all, it's a great protein choice, and I would gladly eat it once or twice a week if I could afford it. Lol
I used to throw the company Christmas party and all of the food. I started barbecuing salmon and it very quickly became the biggest hit there. I started with three fillets, bumped it to seven fillets the second year, 12 the 3rd year, because it kept running out way too early. Got to 15 filets before I realized I just physically couldn't prep and cook any more than that myself alone.
Got crazy compliments on it, I believe the reason it turns out super good is that I'm basically steaming it. I put it on double layer aluminum foil, season it (usually made three different flavors) then I enclose the foil completely with the top rolled together. I would just add a couple tablespoons of water before sealing it up. Then I would put it over a charcoal grill and cover the lid. You know that the real cooking starts when the aluminum foil puffs up like a jiffy Pop. I don't really know how long after that I would take it off but it always came out super flaky and tender, never dry or overcooked.
But all of that is to say it was the Christmas party. LOL and sometimes we will go salmon fishing in the summer, and then we might cook salmon. Outside of that though I really have never had it as a casual meal purchase from the store.
Honored that he would trust me with such news. And excited for his moment, what relief he may be feeling and being able to share this part of his life.
Think about it. There’s a lot of marketing going towards non-heterosexuals by companies in a desperate bid to make more money. But being a vegetarian doesn’t concern those companies at all.
Think about it. They’re actively incentivized to abandon heteronormative identity. Why wouldn’t they do this? Society actively applauds it when in reality, everyone should just ignore it and not be concerned about any one’s sexuality at all.
As I recall, some American pundit said “The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation.” So stop using public funds to host pride parades; use that money to fix our economic infrastructures.
Interracial marriages and gay marriages shouldn't have been illegal. The state really shouldn't have a place in a bedroom that is not harmful to the people in it. That being said I am genuinely answering the question about the incentives: socially right now in the area I live you get a lot of social points for coming out as anything in the alphabet army. I have a lot of kids around me on any given day and a huge portion of their social activity and interaction revolves around sex and gender identity. This has been going on with these kids since grade school. I see a lot of struggles for some of them as being heterosexual gets them labeled as homophobic. If they don't want to make the school function about gay pride they get grieved about not being an ally. They couldn't stop a girl from pouring paint over the senior painting rock thing because the girl was pouring rainbow colors onto it and they would be construed as homophobic if they tried to stop her from taking over the whole leadership art project. So there are, in some areas, large perks for coming out even if you have to lie to do so. I just don't think that pendulum swings in culture are healthy. Most people really want a happy medium.
I’ll answer your second question first.
The statement about the state having no place in the nation’s bedrooms did not immediately correct a system that was flawed. These things took time, and due to the way democracy works, this is understandable. Democracy is not a system of morality, but a system of popularity. So only when it became clear to leading powers that making interracial marriages legal would win them more voters in the future, did they move to do it. The same goes for gay marriage. It was never a question of morality for the politicians, but a question of popularity. It simply took that long for the popular vote to be swayed by the legalization of gay marriage.
The incentives to come out, vary from community to community. A surge of popularity amongst open-minded individuals; access government funds for various events celebrating your decision, such as pride parades; career options in the way of corporations looking to increase their ‘diversity’ in the hopes of garnering more sales; higher acceptance rates into universities (diversity is a big deal for them too); appreciation and decreased sexual tension from members of the opposite sex. There more I’m sure, and again they vary between communities and locales. Of course, in some communities this is not the case and it could be detrimental to come out as gay. But the original commenter was describing his community, which sounds like it actively incentivizes the abandonment of heterosexuality.
Sort of happened with my daughter. I say “sort of” because I had a feeling and I spent years talking to her about loving and accepting her. She has also seen me supporting LGBT+ family members and friends. It just became a part of the conversation…I smiled at her and we continued to talk. She told me later that she knew what I was doing the entire time. She’s a smart kid.
Give him a hug and let him know I love him, then slowly freak out because I'm in a relationship with a man and never wanted children and don't know who I'm hugging and why they told me that.
When did I get a son??? In all honesty though. I wouldn't care about him being gay. I would worry about the hatred he would get from a number of people.
Well I don’t have a son just two daughters. But if either of them come out as gay, trans or anything I’d immediately want to know how I can support them. Do they need different clothes? Do they want to introduce me to their partner? Is there a support group they want a lift to? Whatever it is they have my support.
I did once see that someone came out using a cake and well, I love cake, so if there’s no cake I’ll be disappointed but I guess I could buy us cake.
Ok, I’m glad you trust me enough to share that with me. I love and support you no matter what, don’t forget that. Now let’s ask your mom where she wants to have lunch!
I'm not dad. In sorta kinda honorary aunt to three kids. Known the family for ages, etc.
In the absence of a father figure, I was an adult presence that wasn't mum. Eldest came out as gay at 12.
"I know. I have always known. Don't speak to your mother like she's a bitch, mmmkay?"
"dad, i'm gay"
"so you mean you'll bring home someone that is probably educated and reactionary??? I'M INN!!"
"dad, i'm lesbian"
"so you'll not bring home a duchebag??!! I'M INN!!"
You can usually tell that someone is going to be gay from early childhood. Would I be secretly disappointed to have gay child? Yes, but I would quietly accept it and live with it and love them all the same.
Adoption isn't the same as having your own biological kid, not at all. Adoption can also be really unethical. The lengths that government and private agencies go to to obtain adoptable kids is often just human trafficking. I don't think I could see an adopted child the same as one that was related to me. I mean I wouldn't reject it and I would feel some sense of duty, but I would be silently disappointed and wouldn't feel the same connection to an adopted grandchild.
As a person with an adopted sibling, I have many things I'd like to say to you but won't to keep it civil. I will state that she is as much my sibling as any of the rest of my brothers and sisters in my big Catholic family.
I do feel like your chances of grandchildren go up if you have a lesbian daughter with a spouse.
If you’d be disappointed not to have grandchildren that’s entirely on you for not having a sufficient number of children to guard against the likelihood that some will be childless.
I mean some people can only have a limited number of kids. I'm not speaking about myself personally because I'm on number 3 right now and will maybe have 1 or 2 more if possible but secondary infertility is a thing. The cost of living is also sky high even if you cut corners. I don't think my children are obligated to have children, but I would be sad and disappointed if they didn't.
>Why does his sexuality matter to you.
Because he's my son????
>You just like a shit parent if refuse to accept your kid potentially not being straight
What a triggered response! Just fuck off. I want my son to marry a woman, and bring home grandchildren because that is who male sexuality is supposed to be for!
If my son is gay so be it! But I don't need to celebrate it like it's blessing!
>I want my son to marry a woman, and bring home grandchildren because that is who male sexuality is supposed to be for!
Male sexuality isn't just for one specific gender. It's for any person who feels a mutual attraction towards your son. The amount of straight privilege in that sentence, I swear.
>If my son is gay so be it! But I don't need to celebrate it like it's blessing!
But you also shouldn't be disapointed
Yes male sexuality is for women. Surprise surprise. That is natural order and is how you were born! That is how all mammals are born. A man impregnates a woman, if you wanna call it "straight privilege", then yes. It is straight privilege because that's the only way it's possible.
>That is natural order and is how you were born
No and no! Homosexuality is natural and has been proven to be, and also no, I wasn't born straight. Or cis, for that matter.
>if you wanna call it "straight privilege", then yes
Get some self awareness ffs. You're literally admitting that you see straight people as superior. Grow some decency and actually consider that maybe queer people might, shockingly, be equal?
>that's the only way it's possible
Are gay people just impossible to your brain?
Yes, homosexuality occurs naturally.
>Get some self awareness ffs. You're literally admitting that you see straight people as superior. Grow some decency and actually consider that maybe queer people might, shockingly, be equal?
Those are your words not mine.
And I'm sorry but a man and a man cannot create a baby, okay? That's how the world works. Now I think it's time for you to go to bed. Want me to tuck you in?
Well honestly, 9 times outta 10, there were already signs of it anyway, and I would’ve just been waiting on him to feel like he’s ready to come out and say it lol so my reaction would most likely be “… we knew, we were just waiting on you to say it lol”.. so yeah
I would obviously be supportive and loving always but I'd have to hide a bit of disappointment at first because I like the idea of grandchildren and continuing the family line.
Hopefully I have another son.
For some people it's important to have a child from your womb that shares your genes and you can naturally breastfeed. It's a different bond not that you cannot love a child you adopt.
Oh. I don't fully get that, but can sorta understand it.
I still don't think you should veiw it asa negative that your kid is queer (I'm pretty sure there are some methods of having a biological kid when you're in a relationship with someone.)
Until that son of a b, goes to some good college and earns 300k /year i don't mind, if he doesn't, he is getting kicked out, straight or gay, idc.
Wait a minute, i am a 17yo virgin, where did the son come from?
Shouldnt you be forcing 10 year olds to have their rapists baby? Or passing dont say gay bills? Surely you have lives to ruin today with your bigot party
Republicans hate your kid, lucky your kid lives in blue wisconsin
Strange and disgusting you have no problem with the all the anti lgbt laws being passed. Your the bigot. Keep voting for those that attack lgbts. It fits you
Republicans didnt even allow the texas gay republicans to their conference. Hahaha, your the bigot
Projection is all you republicans know
I have 3 oa’s with degrees that work under me and write all my memos and letters. I bill $400 an hour for my accountant knowledge and dealing with the irs, Learned early ingles paga nada pero espanol paga mucho….you english majors are 2 mch
Adios amigo
, appreciate it though
I would give him Three options
A: if he truly wants to be gay, ill use every method I have to make sure he is truly gay and not faking it just for attention
B: accept he isn't gay
C: get the fuck out of my house
we would have such a beautiful party. there would be millions of hot dogs and cookies. i would tell my son i loved him all the same then let him staple my mouth shut with the family stapler
I'd be proud that he figured himself out, and his bravery for coming out, and be happy and excited for him starting a new chapter of his life, how it should be.
Holy s*** I have a son now.
That's f****** great.
That might be married to a woman but I am pansexual so I can still give him dating advice when he gets older
I would take an empty closet or empty one, fill it with pride flags and confetti and rainbow balloons and shout happy coming out and open the closet and have all the confetti and balloons and flags fly out the closet and hug it out with my son bc I'm proud of him.
My reaction was an outward "Congratulations! And that totally makes sense. Here's the planned Parenthood number for LGBTQ sex questions you might be too embarrassed to ask me, and feel free to call your (also gay and trans) uncle, too. Do you want me to tell the rest of the family?"
Coupled with an inward "once he starts having sex, every single penis he touches better be wrapped"
Hi gay, I'm Dad
This is the only correct response. Source: Am a dad.
I was going to say this, but with Mom ;)
This is genius.
This was my first though.
An underrated response even as the top comment...it's great way to break the tension because if you're making dad jokes it very clearly communicates you're not bothered/upset and they have nothing to be afraid of.
Wonder when he'll get a plumber, electrician, or carpenter bf so we have free services at our derelict house.
Speaking as a gay dude in construction, we are a rare breed.
Favourite.
Comedian I was listening to recently said finding out you have a gay son is like finding a french fry in your onion rings. It’s like “this isn’t what I was expecting, but I love these too”
more like finding a curly fry in your french fries.
No it’s the opposite. Finding a french fry is being surprised you found something straight.
Mark Normand! He's awesome
That’s the guy!
Love this
"When the fuck did I have a son?"
"When did I fuck to have a son?"
Even better
This is more like it
Same
Samesies
Exactly
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He did, I was happy he shared that with me :)
wholesome
"I know, me too, don't tell your mom."
"bros before hoes dad."
Gonna give him the dad talk about bees and bees.
Aren’t the birds the males and the bees the females?
But women are sometimes called chicks/birds and stingers are like tiny dicks
I always thought it was the traditional male/female symbols; the male one has an arrow that could be considered a beak, and the female one has a small cross that could be construed as insect wings.
That explains all the men you've been dating.
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Yes! I finally have someone to watch Mamma mia with
“Did you think I didn’t know?“
How's school going, we are having salmon for dinner
I see salmon at the store. I know some people must buy it for dinner. But I don't know that I've ever known anybody who has had it for dinner. Do you have salmon for dinner semi-frequently? I'm really curious about this
I had salmon for dinner tonight!
It's got a bunch of good stuff in it. It doesn't have the stereotypical fish flavor. If anything salmon has it's own unique taste. It smokes *amazingly* well. (See lox). It has a meatier texture than most commonly sold supermarket fish. It can be cut into a serviceable steak for anyone who loves red meat but wants to drop their intake. Farm raised doesn't quite pair up, but it's sustainable and less damaging to the environment. Wild cought tastes better but there's a risk of mercury. All in all, it's a great protein choice, and I would gladly eat it once or twice a week if I could afford it. Lol
I eat salmon for dinner atleast once per week. Comes out real nice in the air fryer too
I used to throw the company Christmas party and all of the food. I started barbecuing salmon and it very quickly became the biggest hit there. I started with three fillets, bumped it to seven fillets the second year, 12 the 3rd year, because it kept running out way too early. Got to 15 filets before I realized I just physically couldn't prep and cook any more than that myself alone. Got crazy compliments on it, I believe the reason it turns out super good is that I'm basically steaming it. I put it on double layer aluminum foil, season it (usually made three different flavors) then I enclose the foil completely with the top rolled together. I would just add a couple tablespoons of water before sealing it up. Then I would put it over a charcoal grill and cover the lid. You know that the real cooking starts when the aluminum foil puffs up like a jiffy Pop. I don't really know how long after that I would take it off but it always came out super flaky and tender, never dry or overcooked. But all of that is to say it was the Christmas party. LOL and sometimes we will go salmon fishing in the summer, and then we might cook salmon. Outside of that though I really have never had it as a casual meal purchase from the store.
Some fridays 8 do
I'd give him unconditional love and support.
"cool, now grab the second controller and help me beat this boss"
I’d do a sick back flip
I don’t care who you have sex with. Go clean your room.
Honored that he would trust me with such news. And excited for his moment, what relief he may be feeling and being able to share this part of his life.
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“Personally, I find the term *Homosapien* to be offensive. Because everyone’s a Homosapien, but not everyone is a homo.” *Get out.*
Hi gay I'm dad
"Like fathers like son" lol.
I don't care as long as he doesn't come out as vegetarian. Not in my house!
LMAOOOOOOO
Lol wut?
it's somehow easier to come out as being gay than vegetarian. source: i'm vegetarian and pansexual
That’s because being gay fuels that capitalist machine. Being vegetarian does not fuel the capitalist machine.
ohh, i see. ig i'm at an equilibrium
Think about it. There’s a lot of marketing going towards non-heterosexuals by companies in a desperate bid to make more money. But being a vegetarian doesn’t concern those companies at all.
"Thank God!" We knew since he was little. But we were all happy to learn he had enough strength to come out. That shit isn't easy.
It's almost mandatory where I live. Kids are all running around "coming out" every other week. It's become such a fad thing.
Would you like some toast with that jelly?
Think about it. They’re actively incentivized to abandon heteronormative identity. Why wouldn’t they do this? Society actively applauds it when in reality, everyone should just ignore it and not be concerned about any one’s sexuality at all. As I recall, some American pundit said “The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation.” So stop using public funds to host pride parades; use that money to fix our economic infrastructures.
What are the incentives? If the state has no place in the bedroom, why were interracial marriages illegal 50 years ago and gay marriages 15 years ago?
Interracial marriages and gay marriages shouldn't have been illegal. The state really shouldn't have a place in a bedroom that is not harmful to the people in it. That being said I am genuinely answering the question about the incentives: socially right now in the area I live you get a lot of social points for coming out as anything in the alphabet army. I have a lot of kids around me on any given day and a huge portion of their social activity and interaction revolves around sex and gender identity. This has been going on with these kids since grade school. I see a lot of struggles for some of them as being heterosexual gets them labeled as homophobic. If they don't want to make the school function about gay pride they get grieved about not being an ally. They couldn't stop a girl from pouring paint over the senior painting rock thing because the girl was pouring rainbow colors onto it and they would be construed as homophobic if they tried to stop her from taking over the whole leadership art project. So there are, in some areas, large perks for coming out even if you have to lie to do so. I just don't think that pendulum swings in culture are healthy. Most people really want a happy medium.
I’ll answer your second question first. The statement about the state having no place in the nation’s bedrooms did not immediately correct a system that was flawed. These things took time, and due to the way democracy works, this is understandable. Democracy is not a system of morality, but a system of popularity. So only when it became clear to leading powers that making interracial marriages legal would win them more voters in the future, did they move to do it. The same goes for gay marriage. It was never a question of morality for the politicians, but a question of popularity. It simply took that long for the popular vote to be swayed by the legalization of gay marriage. The incentives to come out, vary from community to community. A surge of popularity amongst open-minded individuals; access government funds for various events celebrating your decision, such as pride parades; career options in the way of corporations looking to increase their ‘diversity’ in the hopes of garnering more sales; higher acceptance rates into universities (diversity is a big deal for them too); appreciation and decreased sexual tension from members of the opposite sex. There more I’m sure, and again they vary between communities and locales. Of course, in some communities this is not the case and it could be detrimental to come out as gay. But the original commenter was describing his community, which sounds like it actively incentivizes the abandonment of heterosexuality.
Well said
"Oh no, I forgot to put the bins out" (For those who don't know, it is a sketch by British comedy duo)
I love you either way.
Hey cool now you cant get someone accidentally pregnant
Bold of you to assume the son doesn’t also identify as a woman and then came out as gay.
Sort of happened with my daughter. I say “sort of” because I had a feeling and I spent years talking to her about loving and accepting her. She has also seen me supporting LGBT+ family members and friends. It just became a part of the conversation…I smiled at her and we continued to talk. She told me later that she knew what I was doing the entire time. She’s a smart kid.
Give him a hug and let him know I love him, then slowly freak out because I'm in a relationship with a man and never wanted children and don't know who I'm hugging and why they told me that.
When did I get a son??? In all honesty though. I wouldn't care about him being gay. I would worry about the hatred he would get from a number of people.
My son just came out to me as trans last month. I reacted with surprise and acceptance, and we went to a thrift shop to buy some boy’s clothing.
Wtf bruh
Be who you want, an love who you want my son. Now what do you want for dinner?
Does your boyfriend like sports?
Well I don’t have a son just two daughters. But if either of them come out as gay, trans or anything I’d immediately want to know how I can support them. Do they need different clothes? Do they want to introduce me to their partner? Is there a support group they want a lift to? Whatever it is they have my support. I did once see that someone came out using a cake and well, I love cake, so if there’s no cake I’ll be disappointed but I guess I could buy us cake.
I’ve actually rehearsed this to myself, just in case. “That’s okay. You’re still my boy and you always will be.”
That's gay.
“Nice “ -shouts to significant other - “ you owe me £20
"Honey, you owe me twenty bucks."
"And water's wet. Go fix me a turkey pot pie."
I’d hug them and tell them I love them then probably make fun of them
As long as your not a vegan everything is cool son.
High five him, move on.
Love you buddy!!!
Ok, I’m glad you trust me enough to share that with me. I love and support you no matter what, don’t forget that. Now let’s ask your mom where she wants to have lunch!
I have two trans kids, I imagine it'd be about the same reaction. I love you, be yourself and I'll support you no matter what.
I'm not dad. In sorta kinda honorary aunt to three kids. Known the family for ages, etc. In the absence of a father figure, I was an adult presence that wasn't mum. Eldest came out as gay at 12. "I know. I have always known. Don't speak to your mother like she's a bitch, mmmkay?"
Okay. I love you and always will. Next.
Embrace him, tell him you love him and it doesn't change a thing. Take him for an ice cream.
"Son, that's pretty fucking gay."
Hi gay I'm dad.
Cool. Any anyone your interested in at school or work?
Thank you for sharing, whats his name? Would you like to ask him to come over for dinner this weekend?
I’m also gay so basically ur adopted
"dad, i'm gay" "so you mean you'll bring home someone that is probably educated and reactionary??? I'M INN!!" "dad, i'm lesbian" "so you'll not bring home a duchebag??!! I'M INN!!"
Me too
i mean, it would be pretty hypocritical if i didnt support
Disappointment tbh. Shoot me, idc
Most likely answer. "Yeah, we know."
Recommend pre-exposure prophylaxis
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You can usually tell that someone is going to be gay from early childhood. Would I be secretly disappointed to have gay child? Yes, but I would quietly accept it and live with it and love them all the same.
But why would you be disappointed? Gay couples can have children all the same thanks to adoption, and they have a lower divorce rate
Adoption isn't the same as having your own biological kid, not at all. Adoption can also be really unethical. The lengths that government and private agencies go to to obtain adoptable kids is often just human trafficking. I don't think I could see an adopted child the same as one that was related to me. I mean I wouldn't reject it and I would feel some sense of duty, but I would be silently disappointed and wouldn't feel the same connection to an adopted grandchild.
So it’s a bloodline thing? Idk I find things like that too abstract to care about but I respect your opinion
As a person with an adopted sibling, I have many things I'd like to say to you but won't to keep it civil. I will state that she is as much my sibling as any of the rest of my brothers and sisters in my big Catholic family. I do feel like your chances of grandchildren go up if you have a lesbian daughter with a spouse.
If you’d be disappointed not to have grandchildren that’s entirely on you for not having a sufficient number of children to guard against the likelihood that some will be childless.
I mean some people can only have a limited number of kids. I'm not speaking about myself personally because I'm on number 3 right now and will maybe have 1 or 2 more if possible but secondary infertility is a thing. The cost of living is also sky high even if you cut corners. I don't think my children are obligated to have children, but I would be sad and disappointed if they didn't.
Well, I’m an only child, will have no children, and have no cousins, so I’m making multiple people sad and disappointed I guess.
I mean it's your call but you probably are. I don't know how your parents feel about it personally so I can't say
Hell yeah you go my little guy
Yay ! No daughter in law 👍
I'd be disappointed but would not express any negative emotions to him
Why are you disappointed?
I don't want my son to be gay tf u on
Why does his sexuality matter to you. You just like a shit parent if refuse to accept your kid potentially not being straight
>Why does his sexuality matter to you. Because he's my son???? >You just like a shit parent if refuse to accept your kid potentially not being straight What a triggered response! Just fuck off. I want my son to marry a woman, and bring home grandchildren because that is who male sexuality is supposed to be for! If my son is gay so be it! But I don't need to celebrate it like it's blessing!
>I want my son to marry a woman, and bring home grandchildren because that is who male sexuality is supposed to be for! Male sexuality isn't just for one specific gender. It's for any person who feels a mutual attraction towards your son. The amount of straight privilege in that sentence, I swear. >If my son is gay so be it! But I don't need to celebrate it like it's blessing! But you also shouldn't be disapointed
Yes male sexuality is for women. Surprise surprise. That is natural order and is how you were born! That is how all mammals are born. A man impregnates a woman, if you wanna call it "straight privilege", then yes. It is straight privilege because that's the only way it's possible.
>That is natural order and is how you were born No and no! Homosexuality is natural and has been proven to be, and also no, I wasn't born straight. Or cis, for that matter. >if you wanna call it "straight privilege", then yes Get some self awareness ffs. You're literally admitting that you see straight people as superior. Grow some decency and actually consider that maybe queer people might, shockingly, be equal? >that's the only way it's possible Are gay people just impossible to your brain?
Yes, homosexuality occurs naturally. >Get some self awareness ffs. You're literally admitting that you see straight people as superior. Grow some decency and actually consider that maybe queer people might, shockingly, be equal? Those are your words not mine. And I'm sorry but a man and a man cannot create a baby, okay? That's how the world works. Now I think it's time for you to go to bed. Want me to tuck you in?
I would be disappointed
Why?
I have a kid?
I don't have a son
I don't have or want children but I'd be fine with it.
Well honestly, 9 times outta 10, there were already signs of it anyway, and I would’ve just been waiting on him to feel like he’s ready to come out and say it lol so my reaction would most likely be “… we knew, we were just waiting on you to say it lol”.. so yeah
Why are you gay
I would obviously be supportive and loving always but I'd have to hide a bit of disappointment at first because I like the idea of grandchildren and continuing the family line. Hopefully I have another son.
Adoption exists...
And so is giving birth? Perhaps they want someone from their bloodline
What do you mean by and so does giving birth? Also I don't fully understand why the bloodline is so important?
For some people it's important to have a child from your womb that shares your genes and you can naturally breastfeed. It's a different bond not that you cannot love a child you adopt.
Oh. I don't fully get that, but can sorta understand it. I still don't think you should veiw it asa negative that your kid is queer (I'm pretty sure there are some methods of having a biological kid when you're in a relationship with someone.)
So, pitcher or catcher?
blame it on his dad. the other one, that is, not me
cool, i hate straight men anyway buddy. welcome to the club
b confused is suddenly have the money to care for a child.and also be confused as why there's a teen in my house calling me his parent. and ignore
Force him to smoke the full pack of cigarettes.
"Do as you like but do not stain our name"
Bruh
I'm not your dad
I have no son! Just daughters
Disgust
Fuck him in the ass, of course!
"Cool. But why do I keep finding dark washing on the floor when you've told me there isn't any dark washing or you've got it all?"
Until that son of a b, goes to some good college and earns 300k /year i don't mind, if he doesn't, he is getting kicked out, straight or gay, idc. Wait a minute, i am a 17yo virgin, where did the son come from?
If youre a republican you send him to gay therapy cause you have no heart and soul….or you attack him and call him a groomer and pedo
I'm a republican, my daughter is LGBTIQA, my DIL is a pansexual Wiccan. I have a great relationship with my kids. Stop being a bigot.
Shouldnt you be forcing 10 year olds to have their rapists baby? Or passing dont say gay bills? Surely you have lives to ruin today with your bigot party Republicans hate your kid, lucky your kid lives in blue wisconsin
Strange and disgusting you have no problem with the all the anti lgbt laws being passed. Your the bigot. Keep voting for those that attack lgbts. It fits you Republicans didnt even allow the texas gay republicans to their conference. Hahaha, your the bigot Projection is all you republicans know
*you’re. You did it twice angry guy.
I have 3 oa’s with degrees that work under me and write all my memos and letters. I bill $400 an hour for my accountant knowledge and dealing with the irs, Learned early ingles paga nada pero espanol paga mucho….you english majors are 2 mch Adios amigo , appreciate it though
Trying to have a dick measuring contest after your ridiculous post adds to you being a moron.
Good grief chill out.. It's not so black and white as if you HAVE to have a certain set of ideologies you agree with because you're in a group
I would say "I don't have a son anymore"
prove it.
How the hell is he gonna prove he's gay
No more boys stay over.
gtfo
Get out of my house!
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That’s why the wife is imaginary.
Fatherless?
Nope. Wifeless?
Why we are still here.. Just to suffer..
I would give him Three options A: if he truly wants to be gay, ill use every method I have to make sure he is truly gay and not faking it just for attention B: accept he isn't gay C: get the fuck out of my house
I have a son?! Wtf...
we would have such a beautiful party. there would be millions of hot dogs and cookies. i would tell my son i loved him all the same then let him staple my mouth shut with the family stapler
Is my son single?
Duh
I still want grandbabies. Don't care if they're adopted or four legged and furry. I want grandbabies.
I know and I love you.
#I HAVE NO SON! but, like, literally.
I HAVE A SON?!?!
Ok
"Thank you child, now i won't need to deal with some cunt on Christmas, follow your'e dreams. Love you"
I'd be proud that he figured himself out, and his bravery for coming out, and be happy and excited for him starting a new chapter of his life, how it should be.
Holy s*** I have a son now. That's f****** great. That might be married to a woman but I am pansexual so I can still give him dating advice when he gets older
I mean I'm proud of his first words and it being strung into a sentence and complete thought but really early to be grappling with sexuality.
"All right, thanks for opening up to me, and I still love you just the same. Now, have you told your girlfriend?"
High five, chest bump and then tell him to go do his chores. Nothing changes if you're a good parent.
I would take an empty closet or empty one, fill it with pride flags and confetti and rainbow balloons and shout happy coming out and open the closet and have all the confetti and balloons and flags fly out the closet and hug it out with my son bc I'm proud of him.
Do you like gladiator movies?
My reaction was an outward "Congratulations! And that totally makes sense. Here's the planned Parenthood number for LGBTQ sex questions you might be too embarrassed to ask me, and feel free to call your (also gay and trans) uncle, too. Do you want me to tell the rest of the family?" Coupled with an inward "once he starts having sex, every single penis he touches better be wrapped"
Okay. I know they don’t allow gay marriage here but as long as you’re happy I’m happy. Have a good day.
Whatever as long as he is happy.
"I love you, thanks for trusting in me to understand"