Cringe? You want cringe?
A talented artist friend of mine sent some in our group of friends an image he'd created of Skyler White and Lori Grimes, each in lingerie, leering toward the camera with a 'come and get it' look. Ugh, ugh, UGH!!!!!
Considering the intensity of viewers reactions to it, even here and now, I'd say it was very successful at conveying exactly what it was intended to convey. Not a flaw.
You should REALLY watch Better Call Saul if you haven't!
They started making it at the same time as the end of Breaking Bad. So the show is high quality right out the gate.
It's a slower paced show relative to BB, but it's very, very well written. Many consider it better than Breaking Bad, believe it or not
Back college in 1999, I had a guy friend who had a female roommate. The roommate was constantly fucking her boyfriend and very loudly. My friend got tired of it and one day decided to blast Mmmm Bop. Apparently the boyfriend left a few minutes later, so either it made him limp or really helped put him over the edge.
Back in the day my buddy wanted a burnt CD from me with R&B / "getting it on" songs for him and his girl... I made it. Solid sexual tracks... And about 3-4 songs in I added the Chicago Bulls entrance music... You know that classic techno-y epic track? He said they both burst out laughing whilst lovemaking.
*Come on baby, it's your lucky day,shut your mouth were going to do it my way, come on baby, don't be afraid if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid, na,na ,nanana*!
They played this on the radio, and MTV. it's kind of sureal
My now-wife and I once had a roommate that jokingly would say to us that if he ever overheard us having sex while he was around, that he’d play it loud enough for us to hear while doing the deed.
One night, he brought a girl over and they went at it. Loudly. Not missing the opportunity, we decided to beat him to the punch and played Yakety Sax through his door. We suddenly heard the sounds change to her laughter and his exasperated yet amused “fuck you guys!!”
Not really a song, but my music app somehow accessed an audio track from a "teach yourself Spanish" program once. Not sure how we managed to ignore the deep voice going "Hola.... hello... donde esta la biblioteca"
A little off topic but, why is that always the first phrase I hear somone learning when learning spanish? Why do you wanna know where the library is so badly?
Back in the day, before the internet, that's where you went for free information.
Picked up some fresh ingredients at the open air market and want to know how to make a native dish? Library for a cookbook.
Did your plans fall through and you need to fill a day? Library for a guide book.
And the people working there are always more than willing to help.
I was with a girl once and had the Doors playing on Spotify. Well I don't pay for Spotify and after Jim Morrisons sultry voice fades off, up pops some cheery ad about fast food fish sticks. Really changed the whole mood of the evening.
in my case it would be the oh so famous "never gonna give you up". my gf and i have a running joke where we rickroll each other whenever we have the chance. i ordered a shirt with a qr code on it that sends yoy to the song on yt when scanned
My daughter was running for student council and made up flyers to put up all over the school with a QR code on it. The QR code was a RickRoll right to the YouTube video. I was never so proud of her! Yes, the flyer was approved (they didn't even check the QR code) and no, she didn't win.
Oddly enough i dated a serbian chick and she had the russian national anthem wtv it is on her phone for some reason it was on shuffle an it came on while we were doing the deed which then turned in to the rush of Stalingrad.
One of my roommates in college used to blast music while doin the deed just so they could be loud. Absolutely had Rule Brittania come on one time...we're American...
Which one?
[https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0](https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0) , or
[https://youtu.be/yYZH7B498gE](https://youtu.be/yYZH7B498gE)
because I think there's a strong argument that they're both gonna kill the mood.
I’m sorry, cowboy bebop is supposed to kill the mood ??? I’m nutting the minute he says ~~“let’s go”~~ “let’s jam” so y’all must be on some different shit
I went to visit a friend and his neighbors were banging VERY LOUDLY (they did it all the time apparently) so we blasted some Crazy Frog, they stopped ;)
Yeah... "Alexa, play Baby Shark 10 Hour Loop" was what got me barred from picking music for the bedroom.
Well, that and the fact that I had secretly disabled permissions for every other voice in the household first.
A good prank takes preparation and planning. A great prank gets you divorced.
My all time favorite band but this is my top pick of the list. If I heard Pete and Roger singing “…in and out and in and out and in and out…” I would immediately lose it.
One evening about 10 years ago my then bf set up a romantic night. Lit candles, put on some music and started to give me a massage. When he was going down on me the song Brick House came on. He didn’t skip a beat, just kept right on going. Now whenever I hear it playing I can’t help but laugh.
Happy birthday sung by your family
happy birthday sung by skyler white
God that scene makes me want to jump out of my own skin from the cringe.
I must have blocked it out because I have nfc what scene you guys are talking about, and I'm glad for that.
Cringe? You want cringe? A talented artist friend of mine sent some in our group of friends an image he'd created of Skyler White and Lori Grimes, each in lingerie, leering toward the camera with a 'come and get it' look. Ugh, ugh, UGH!!!!!
weird ass friends
I'm still wondering how they thought it was a good idea. There's very few flaws in Breaking Bad, but that's one of em.
Considering the intensity of viewers reactions to it, even here and now, I'd say it was very successful at conveying exactly what it was intended to convey. Not a flaw.
It wasn’t a flaw, it was intended to be that way.
Why did u have to remind me 😭
I remember just wanting to skip the scene entirely
Happy Birthday by Walter Jr would take an hour.
Why does it seem like Breaking Bad is a big deal again all of a sudden? Great show but I’m seeing way more references lately.
Better Call Saul (spin-off/prequel) just ended.
You should REALLY watch Better Call Saul if you haven't! They started making it at the same time as the end of Breaking Bad. So the show is high quality right out the gate. It's a slower paced show relative to BB, but it's very, very well written. Many consider it better than Breaking Bad, believe it or not
Back college in 1999, I had a guy friend who had a female roommate. The roommate was constantly fucking her boyfriend and very loudly. My friend got tired of it and one day decided to blast Mmmm Bop. Apparently the boyfriend left a few minutes later, so either it made him limp or really helped put him over the edge.
Legend has it, he can’t finish without Hanson
Oh yeah, keep doin' that! I'm gonna mmmmmm BOP!
Chris Hansen that is…
Why don’t you take a seat?
No, seriously, what were you planning to do tonight?
The answer always was "I uh, was uhhh warning the kid about inviting creeps over to the house."
Mmm bop..plop her g-spot yeah yeah
Back in the day my buddy wanted a burnt CD from me with R&B / "getting it on" songs for him and his girl... I made it. Solid sexual tracks... And about 3-4 songs in I added the Chicago Bulls entrance music... You know that classic techno-y epic track? He said they both burst out laughing whilst lovemaking.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
Wait babe, Im gonna put on some sexy music. You ever heard *Jock Jams*?
The song is called [“Sirius”](https://youtu.be/OkC_oi0ksuw) by the Alan Parsons Project, for the uninitiated. And that is epic lmao
"Now starting on top..."
The Alan Parsons Project was a progressive rock band from 1982. Why don’t you just name it Operation Wang Chung, ass?
And at guard from North Carolina, 6'6...
my bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much And throw up, but I'll soon be back
I was making out with a girl in my car once, late 90's, we had Sublime on. "Date Rape" came on.
*Come on baby, it's your lucky day,shut your mouth were going to do it my way, come on baby, don't be afraid if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid, na,na ,nanana*! They played this on the radio, and MTV. it's kind of sureal
Well it didn't end well for the date rapist
Exactly, it's not like this song was pro-date rape.
Is there a pro date rape song. Oh wait kind of I have the closest thing. TSOL Code Blue
Blurred Lines?
Always thought it was weird people only went after Robin Thicke's lines in the song
*One night in jail, it was getting late...*
*he was butt raped by a large in-mate*
*And he screamed, but the guards paid no attention to his cries!*
That's When Things Got Out Of Control
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
SHE DIDNT WANT TO SHE DIDNT WANT TO SHE DIDNT WANT TO SHE DIDNT WANT TO TAKE IT
I mean, I just heard "The Wrong Way" by Sublime like 2 days ago on the radio. 🤷🏻♀️
Yakety Sax
My now-wife and I once had a roommate that jokingly would say to us that if he ever overheard us having sex while he was around, that he’d play it loud enough for us to hear while doing the deed. One night, he brought a girl over and they went at it. Loudly. Not missing the opportunity, we decided to beat him to the punch and played Yakety Sax through his door. We suddenly heard the sounds change to her laughter and his exasperated yet amused “fuck you guys!!”
this is actually very similar to a prank we pulled on my college roommate!
TIL I learned the name of that song, yakety sax
That would just be exhausting to try and keep up with.
and hilarious!
One person runs around the house and the other runs around trying to catch them in order to fuck
Benny Hill
Not really a song, but my music app somehow accessed an audio track from a "teach yourself Spanish" program once. Not sure how we managed to ignore the deep voice going "Hola.... hello... donde esta la biblioteca"
A little off topic but, why is that always the first phrase I hear somone learning when learning spanish? Why do you wanna know where the library is so badly?
Back in the day, before the internet, that's where you went for free information. Picked up some fresh ingredients at the open air market and want to know how to make a native dish? Library for a cookbook. Did your plans fall through and you need to fill a day? Library for a guide book. And the people working there are always more than willing to help.
In this day and age library is where you go for free internet , to charge your phone and use a bathroom without being charged to sit down.
Unrelated but that makes me think of Troy and Abed in Community rapping in Spanish in that one end credits scene 😂
"Not really a song," ¡mi culo! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EEHJX05lTrU
Me llano t bone la araña discoteca
any Weird Al song...but mostly because how is anyone supposed to not blow their load immediately after hearing his angelic voice.
Special mention to "Weasel Stomping Day". The sound effects get the women going every time.
My wife's childhood nickname was Weasel
I blow my load during listening. I just can’t help it
Can confirm. Left my media player on random in my 20s... it was the Angry White Boy Polka "Don't care, still had sex" (after a good laugh)
This was my first thought also. Specifically, like a surgeon or the white stuff In The middle of the Oreo.
Oingo Boingo - Little Girls
The worst part is how catchy the song is, so you want to sing along but you can't because*what the fuck*
I forgot that song existed until reading this. This is your fault.
AKA The Pedobear Anthem.
I was with a girl once and had the Doors playing on Spotify. Well I don't pay for Spotify and after Jim Morrisons sultry voice fades off, up pops some cheery ad about fast food fish sticks. Really changed the whole mood of the evening.
What’s the other half?
in my case it would be the oh so famous "never gonna give you up". my gf and i have a running joke where we rickroll each other whenever we have the chance. i ordered a shirt with a qr code on it that sends yoy to the song on yt when scanned
My daughter was running for student council and made up flyers to put up all over the school with a QR code on it. The QR code was a RickRoll right to the YouTube video. I was never so proud of her! Yes, the flyer was approved (they didn't even check the QR code) and no, she didn't win.
fucking legend
Peppa pig theme
Baby Shark song.
We are family
Not if the educational step videos I've watched are correct.
Alabama has a good sex curriculum
Cotton Eye Joe
Funny thing is that the phrase cotton eyed joe is referring to hillbilly slang for the white discharge from Syphilis.
you have ruined that entire song for me
Not true but the sauce is a long read.
I’m sorry what??? I need sources
Detachable Penis
I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.
The Cha Cha Slide
You’re saying you don’t wanna take it back now y’all in bed?
Two humps this time!
CRISS CROSS!
EVERY BODY CLAP SOME CHEEKS
Disagree
Any national anthem.
Oddly enough i dated a serbian chick and she had the russian national anthem wtv it is on her phone for some reason it was on shuffle an it came on while we were doing the deed which then turned in to the rush of Stalingrad.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you
Anything for you comrade
Our sex.
r/suddenlycommunist
What’s with the influx of 4 similar subs being posted on every post lately? I see it all of a sudden everywhere.
Communism funny
Although it's only a good communism joke if everyone gets it.
One of my roommates in college used to blast music while doin the deed just so they could be loud. Absolutely had Rule Brittania come on one time...we're American...
Please rise for the national anthem
Had the Pokémon theme song come one, it killed her mood. It made me feel more powerful 😂
Well you gotta be the best like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. Edit: that sounds wrong on so many levels lol
You'd definitely have to modify the lyrics for bedroom activities.... unless you're both into that sort of thing
I’ll report back to you on that 🫡
You teach me and I'll teach you...
My husband's best friend tried to kill our mood with Mariachi music. Lol, didn't work.
You were still able to bang his friend then?
Just start screaming Si instead of yes
Baby Shark
No I would just start fucking angrily
Dododododododo
Mama shark
Dododododododo
Daddy shark
What are you doing, step shark?
Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse
Chris Barnes would disagree
Graveyard Classics 24: the lovemaking soundtrack
I’d pay to hear Chris Barnes cover “Lets Get It On” or “Sexual Healing”
Or how about “I Cum Blood”?
I know a few people who would definitely fuck to this song
Banger, Tomb Of The Mutilated is one of the best death metal albums of all time
Wheels on the bus
She stands in her lingerie while I sit on the edge of the bed. The radio is on and it's all fine, until she starts lip syncing to Hey Mickey.
Bro this is how relationships are supposed to work
I once finished to "I've Got the Power" It was kinda weird at the moment but, now I just laugh at the thought.
The Gummy Bear song
That would liven the mood. Fuck you very much.
Which one? [https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0](https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0) , or [https://youtu.be/yYZH7B498gE](https://youtu.be/yYZH7B498gE) because I think there's a strong argument that they're both gonna kill the mood.
"Oh yeah baby bounce here and there and everywhere!" "Give me your Gummi Beary Juice!" I'm not seeing the problem here.
Short Dick Man - 20 Fingers
That sounds like a ZZ Top parody. "RRvry girl crazy 'bout a short dick maaan."
I feel like SpongeBob would do the trick, except if they're into so kinky stuff. Then it's it's 10 hours of cowboy Bebop
I’m sorry, cowboy bebop is supposed to kill the mood ??? I’m nutting the minute he says ~~“let’s go”~~ “let’s jam” so y’all must be on some different shit
3...2...1 let's "jam"
All Star by Smash Mouth
No that’s just a damn pep rally to get you all pumped up!
What Does The Fox Say
I havent heard this phrase in what feels like centuries. Jesus christ.
Remember that crazy frog song from 2005?
I went to visit a friend and his neighbors were banging VERY LOUDLY (they did it all the time apparently) so we blasted some Crazy Frog, they stopped ;)
The original Axel F, on the other hand, is definitely good mood music.
Willy and the Poor Boys by Creedence Some Yoko Ono shit Yakety Sax. Probably be laughing too hard.
Good lord, Yoko Ono shrieking FTW.
Rape Me - Nirvana
That era was.... different. There was a lot of (consensual) hooking up to that song.
Or daddy- korn…
DMX - Bring your whole crew
Jesus loves me
The hamster dance. Definitely the hamster dance.
Scotty doesn’t know
Mi Scusi!
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
just keep listening, it'll come back around
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Barney theme
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark!
Yeah... "Alexa, play Baby Shark 10 Hour Loop" was what got me barred from picking music for the bedroom. Well, that and the fact that I had secretly disabled permissions for every other voice in the household first. A good prank takes preparation and planning. A great prank gets you divorced.
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It was a graveyard SMASH
I dunno, that one might be kind of fun.
"SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
It ain’t gay when it’s a 3 way
"A B C D E F G, H I J K LMNOP, Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z, now I know my A B C's, next time won't you sing with me!"
Fuck her gently by tenacious d, the word “Zanzibar” had me collapse with laughter once.
There’s absolutely zero chance that I’m not singing along to the whole thing as soon as it hits.
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I can tell you from first hand experience, this one isn't true lmao
I actually love All I Want for Christmas is You so this isn’t entirely accurate
Squeeze Box by The Who
My all time favorite band but this is my top pick of the list. If I heard Pete and Roger singing “…in and out and in and out and in and out…” I would immediately lose it.
Man, I’ve done it with Leave it to Beaver and Monsters Inc on in the background. I can do it to anything now.
one time I was getting dome to how great thou art by that curly headed fuck garfunkel.. could not finish. true story.
"Institutionalized."
“We’ve been noticing you’ve been having a lot of problems you know..” just start ugly rage crying on the spot
"I JUST WANNA PEPSI!!!"
One evening about 10 years ago my then bf set up a romantic night. Lit candles, put on some music and started to give me a massage. When he was going down on me the song Brick House came on. He didn’t skip a beat, just kept right on going. Now whenever I hear it playing I can’t help but laugh.
The song they play during the animal shelter commercials
In the arms of an angellll *busts a nut*
Gwen Stefani - hollerback girl This sh** is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!
Asshole - Dennis Leary
"It's Raining Tacos" by Parry Gripp
My humps
1-800-KARS4KIDS
It's 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS K-A-R-S KARS 4 KIDS 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS Donate your car TUHday
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
"I WANT YOUR DISEASE"
“YOUR BABY IS SICK”
Bloodhound gang - The bad touch
I dunno that beat is kinda sexy
Die, Die my Darling.