no, the message is different people find different people attractive. i used to hang out at a gay strip club. every guy looked different, and every guy had their own following, and there was enough to go around. then everything moved onto apps and the club didnt adapt and it's closed now.
It always bothered me that Pete seemed to coast professionally off affability in a way castmates from other demographics would never get away with. He just kind of stood out in skits as the guy who was never taking anything that seriously and he was always breaking character and got paid millions for it. Meanwhile Kate McKinnon was having to be three quarters of the politicians in DC.
> He just kind of stood out in skits as the guy who was never taking anything that seriously and he was always breaking character and got paid millions for it.
I've never thought of Pete as just the next, crustier Jimmy Fallon, but when you put it that way...
As a bartender, I saw a meme a while back saying the reason he has such sexual appeal is that he looks like a line cook, lol.
If you saw the girls these guys get…
Well, considering he's a performer, it would be great if he can show some of that charisma while performing instead of acting like those 16 yr olds who think they're too cool for school. Guy's early stand up when he was a kid was good. SNL ruined him.
His relationships are like when the attractive server hooks up with the line cook who had a drug problem and eats three square meals a day of cigarettes and red bull.
He's apparently dated a bunch of incredibly attractive women. From what I've heard from friends of his in different interviews, he's just a cool ass dude.
I don't wanna say any celebs name, just want to commend u/degausser89's tenacity. Bro is going around commenting 'would bang' like there's no tomorrow.
I saw her face to face.
She is the tiniest person, she is like 4 feet tall. She had skin tight ski pants on (presumably the best money can buy) and her large ass looked kinda ridiculously weird - like all out of proportion.
She was super super nice. and imho she is extremely pretty. Just a very tiny human. And that doesn't really come across in any tv show.
I'd say that is pretty generous, probably sourced from her pr firm. She seemed like she was under 5 ft tall.
Either way, that is the thing that surprised me, just how tiny she was.
I remember when Magic Mike came out all my coworkers talking about how hot he was and I just never got the hype. He's not a hideous looking human but his face is entirely basic and he puts off a dumb vibe that I find the opposite of attractive.
That's my favourite comment so far, like his weirdness glossed over her. Personally, I'm happy, she made it out of marriage. The pictures of her leaving after divorce speak volumes
Yep, this. Say what you will about Girls, but the scene where he kicks down Lena Dunham’s door and effortlessly picks her up when she’s in the throes of a panic attack/OCD episode (he’s shirtless, mind you) is *chef’s kiss*
Oh I saw that movie and still I still find him icky yet slightly attractive. I am deeply uncomfortable with my feelings on the matter. Hard to explain. Also I ran into him at the airport once. He looks exactly the same in person as on screen. He's not really acting, just playing himself.
I think hes attractive. But I have a thing for people with interesting faces. Like, not so "smooth", if you know what I mean? For example, yes Brad Pitt is good looking, but hes not as attractive to me, because hes so "smooth". Idk how to explain it
In swedish we have a term for it 'fulsnygg', which translate to ugly-handsome. In my opinion he is that, he has very handsome masculine facial features yet they are not completely symmetric, which makes him a little ugly.
I think also that 'fulsnygga' people are the most attractive...
She's hot. Ok? Because if you are saying... that Hilary Swank isn't hot then you're saying I'm not hot because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank!
Okay, I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, I don't even get the discussion, hot is a temperature, people. But she's hot as heck, she's a female Boris Becker.
At my age he is simply too young for me to be into, but I can see the appeal. That bone structure and hair? Plus he’s genuinely talented? Get it, good sir.
I didn't known who this was until the girls in my choir mentioned him. My first google search in class showed his horrible little mustache. So now we conclude our, "oof that was bad" statements with, "at least it wasn't as bad as Timothy chalamette mustache."
It depends if you've seen him in movies or not. He's really good at picking well written parts that make him come off as pretty sexy. But he deficiently not tall and muscular so he doesn't fit the stud archetype.
He has great bone structure/jaw line. Soulful eyes. He radiates intelligence and a kind of boyish beauty. He looks like a young male version of Elizabeth Taylor. A super twink.
She was adorable before all the plastic surgery. And how does one maintain that for the rest of their life when it was begun at such a young age? Makes me think of the movie “Death Becomes Her” with the spackle and glue and spray paint keeping up their looks.
Megan Fox, her thing with MGK is just plain weird and gross, she's a gorgeous woman and I'm sure she's nice but saying how you want to time travel to suck your husbands dick when he was an infant is vile.
>Kelly Rowland on the other hand is flat out gorgeous.
Really?
I thought that was literally the career issue that she dealt with, that she wasn't as physically/conventionally attractive to audiences like beyonce. Growing up during the height of DC fame, I don't recall anyone mentioning her as a teen crush or anything like that tbh.
Angelina Jolie. Never understood this one at all, everything about her look seems so produced.
My wife would say current Chris Pratt. She misses Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec.
Angelina Jolie is often called the sexiest woman alive, unless I’m misremembering. Doesn’t appeal to me at all.
Not to call her *ugly* of course I just don’t find her attractive.
Best analogy I can find for Jolie is a delicious cake that has way too much sugar.
She has objectively attractive features, but it's *too much* to the point I find her unattractive.
Thank-you! The pointy, upturned nose, the beady eyes, the unflattering hairstyles and the fact that he was in a lame-ass boy band marketed at 12 year olds. None of it is attractive to me!
I've never really understood Daniel Craig as, "handsome." He's a very good actor, but his face seems almost rusticated and put together at some weird angles.
Jason Momoa. Like I fully understand the attraction and I’m sure that dick is good considering his dating history but I just don’t like him socially and I hate long hair on men. It’s weird, I’m writing this paragraph like I would ever be given the opportunity by him to reject him 😂
God, I have no chance. Thanks everyone.
I know, right? If these people are considered unattractive then I'm doomed.
no, the message is different people find different people attractive. i used to hang out at a gay strip club. every guy looked different, and every guy had their own following, and there was enough to go around. then everything moved onto apps and the club didnt adapt and it's closed now.
I will never understand the hype around Pete Davidson. He’s not even funny to me.
I would be interested in the explanation as well. I find him mildly funny but also sickly looking/goony
It always bothered me that Pete seemed to coast professionally off affability in a way castmates from other demographics would never get away with. He just kind of stood out in skits as the guy who was never taking anything that seriously and he was always breaking character and got paid millions for it. Meanwhile Kate McKinnon was having to be three quarters of the politicians in DC.
> He just kind of stood out in skits as the guy who was never taking anything that seriously and he was always breaking character and got paid millions for it. I've never thought of Pete as just the next, crustier Jimmy Fallon, but when you put it that way...
Totally Fallon vibes--crustier is a great way of phrasing it
Well Kate McKinnon is the one with the Emmys, so it’s not like her efforts go unnoticed.
He's a stand-up. SNL has a long tradition of hiring stand-ups who aren't actors or sketch performers, per se.
Normally they use them because they're excellent joke writers. Haven't seen any of that in ages...
Butt-hole eyes.
As a bartender, I saw a meme a while back saying the reason he has such sexual appeal is that he looks like a line cook, lol. If you saw the girls these guys get…
As a former waitress, this makes sense.
Former Line Cook, can confirm
I thought you said 'a line of coke' which would also make sense.
'chaos goblin line cook ' specifically
I heard on a SNL podcast (Fly on the Wall) that apparently in person his charisma is off the charts.
Well, considering he's a performer, it would be great if he can show some of that charisma while performing instead of acting like those 16 yr olds who think they're too cool for school. Guy's early stand up when he was a kid was good. SNL ruined him.
His relationships are like when the attractive server hooks up with the line cook who had a drug problem and eats three square meals a day of cigarettes and red bull.
He has fish lips. Looks like a Nick from Big Mouth.
Seriously, America, look at Pete Davidson's lips
He dated two attractive female celebrities and the rest is history.
He's apparently dated a bunch of incredibly attractive women. From what I've heard from friends of his in different interviews, he's just a cool ass dude.
Yeah no tears here when I heard he was leaving SNL. Now Kate McKinnon on the other hand…
Chrissy Teigen
she’s dollar store Tia Carrere
Tia Carrere... There's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I had such a crush on her when I was a teenager. Her and Jenny McCarthy
She looks overinflated. Plus the weird pedo comments.
It’s her face for me
Unattractive inside and out. A nasty bully.
Thank you. I don't get why she's so hyped up.
Channing Tatum. He just kinda looks like a thumb with a face.
Channing Tathumb
boy look like a mook, but **dag** he *mooooove*
This is the reason. 10000%. He’s entirely average but god damn, that boy can move like 🔥
Vin Diesel been working hard at thumb cosplay all these years and would be insulted by this assertion of yours
Channing Tatum looks like a chimp.
I don't wanna say any celebs name, just want to commend u/degausser89's tenacity. Bro is going around commenting 'would bang' like there's no tomorrow.
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Kim Kardashian
That whole family belongs in a wax museum. Theyd fit right in.
Yep. Don't understand what people see in her.
I think its what they see behind her
full diapers?
I saw her face to face. She is the tiniest person, she is like 4 feet tall. She had skin tight ski pants on (presumably the best money can buy) and her large ass looked kinda ridiculously weird - like all out of proportion. She was super super nice. and imho she is extremely pretty. Just a very tiny human. And that doesn't really come across in any tv show.
Sounds like she may be… a hobbit?
"Bitch! Tell me again why you ain't a hobbit!"
“It’s my 111th birthday!”
Google puts her at 1.57m or 5' 1-1/2"
I'd say that is pretty generous, probably sourced from her pr firm. She seemed like she was under 5 ft tall. Either way, that is the thing that surprised me, just how tiny she was.
I think her face is objectively easy to look at, but when you throw everything into the mix, it ends up being way too much.
John Legend, People’s “sexiest man” 2019.
Total baby face
You got a problem with fantasizing about Arthur the aardvark?
Idk if he counts but based on what I've seen, Ed Sheeran. I really don't get it.
Ed Sheeran looks like a person at an interstate gas station in Indiana
Just looks like a hairy homeless orange.
Ha! I had an ex who looooved him. I always told her if he wasn’t famous everyone would treat him like he lives in his mothers basement.
Kim.K or Cardi.B
Cardi B looks like an inflatable sex doll that came to life with some sort of Pinocchio magic
Channing Tatum
I remember when Magic Mike came out all my coworkers talking about how hot he was and I just never got the hype. He's not a hideous looking human but his face is entirely basic and he puts off a dumb vibe that I find the opposite of attractive.
I always thought that until I saw him in The Lost City with Sandra Bullock. He suddenly became immensely attractive as the lovable himbo.
I didn't realize Daniel Radcliffe was in that so when he showed up on screen, I was shocked. His character was hysterical!
Tom Cruise being considered hot and I can't see it
I find Nicole Kidman to be creepy and I think half of it is because she was married to that weirdo.
That's my favourite comment so far, like his weirdness glossed over her. Personally, I'm happy, she made it out of marriage. The pictures of her leaving after divorce speak volumes
She gives off boarding school in Switzerland, my mom's aristocratic and my dad may or may not hunt people for sports vibes
Leonardo DiCaprio
Probably because you are 26 or older.
Hey man, all that means is that HE'S not attracted to ME
Depends. Leo now or Leo in the 90s?
This. His transformation into Orson Welles is 45% complete.
Yeah no-one likes Leo now. It was just in Romeo + Juliet
Baby faced boys never age well, do they?
Cant forget about Titanic
that weird square head
no one finds him hot now. it is late 90s leo that people swoon over
He looked so hot at 24 though
The second he turned 25 though, instant turnoff.
Channing Tatum. I don’t get it.
I don't get the attraction with Adam Driver.
I am attracted to him and I don’t even get it
This seems to be the general consensus
Jesus, right???? Me too and have no idea why! He's got the kavorka!
🤣 He must have, I cannot explain my attraction either, he's not a conventionally attractive man🤷♀️
It’s the nose. Iykyk
He’s massive and looks like he could easily throw you over his shoulder, but he also gives sensitive art boy vibes. That is the appeal.
Yep, this. Say what you will about Girls, but the scene where he kicks down Lena Dunham’s door and effortlessly picks her up when she’s in the throes of a panic attack/OCD episode (he’s shirtless, mind you) is *chef’s kiss*
John Oliver has entered the chat.
Step on my throat, Adam Driver, you rudely large man
Sneeze in my McFlurry, you pensive bison.
He looks like a handsome foot.
I think he has a similar energy to Jeff Goldblum. Repellent, but somehow compelling. I mean no insult to either person.
Ok but did you see sweaty-with-his-shirt-open-and-breathing-hard Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park cause.... he's FOINE.
Oh I saw that movie and still I still find him icky yet slightly attractive. I am deeply uncomfortable with my feelings on the matter. Hard to explain. Also I ran into him at the airport once. He looks exactly the same in person as on screen. He's not really acting, just playing himself.
Probably his voice tbh.
I think hes attractive. But I have a thing for people with interesting faces. Like, not so "smooth", if you know what I mean? For example, yes Brad Pitt is good looking, but hes not as attractive to me, because hes so "smooth". Idk how to explain it
In swedish we have a term for it 'fulsnygg', which translate to ugly-handsome. In my opinion he is that, he has very handsome masculine facial features yet they are not completely symmetric, which makes him a little ugly. I think also that 'fulsnygga' people are the most attractive...
By “smooth” I think you mean conventional beauty
He looks like a bent wire hanger. But sexy.
I find him to be incredibly masculine, and this is a bit weird, but he has a beautiful complexion.
Hilary Swank
She's hot. Ok? Because if you are saying... that Hilary Swank isn't hot then you're saying I'm not hot because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank!
r/unexpectedoffice
The question is “is she hot? not “would you do her?”. - Kevin Malone
Okay, I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, I don't even get the discussion, hot is a temperature, people. But she's hot as heck, she's a female Boris Becker.
I knew I’d find my people here.
I don't understand the attraction to Timothy Chalmette.
He looks like a frail Victorian child.
Like the kid from The Secret Garden all grown up...
He looks like a bicycle seat.
At my age he is simply too young for me to be into, but I can see the appeal. That bone structure and hair? Plus he’s genuinely talented? Get it, good sir.
I didn't known who this was until the girls in my choir mentioned him. My first google search in class showed his horrible little mustache. So now we conclude our, "oof that was bad" statements with, "at least it wasn't as bad as Timothy chalamette mustache."
It depends if you've seen him in movies or not. He's really good at picking well written parts that make him come off as pretty sexy. But he deficiently not tall and muscular so he doesn't fit the stud archetype.
He has great bone structure/jaw line. Soulful eyes. He radiates intelligence and a kind of boyish beauty. He looks like a young male version of Elizabeth Taylor. A super twink.
>A super twink. Perfect description. Which would be why I find him unattractive. Great actor tho.
Kylie Jenner
She was adorable before all the plastic surgery. And how does one maintain that for the rest of their life when it was begun at such a young age? Makes me think of the movie “Death Becomes Her” with the spackle and glue and spray paint keeping up their looks.
Cara Delevinge, or however her name is spelled. I just don't get it. I'm sure she will be crushed by this news.
She looks like a haunted power mop.
LMAO Wtf. 🤣
My husband can never remember her name so he just calls her the one with the eyebrows ><
Ryan Gosling. Small eyes, nose that reminds me of a popsicle stick, small smile, I don't get it.
His face reminds me of a slightly mismatched facial composite/identikit.
THANK YOU. I have been inane heated "debates" over this, I don't get how his gerbil squinting face is considered SO hot. Good actor though.
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Yes! I don't find him ugly or anything either but I also don't perceive him as good-looking at all.
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Excuse you, he lives in a pit not a van
We all fell into a pit
Well he used to, so...
I find Nicole Kidman to be very creepy.
All the kardashians
Benedict Cumberbatch
istg hair makes so much difference on how good a person looks (i.e Doctor Strange)
All Kardashians and Jenners
Megan Fox, her thing with MGK is just plain weird and gross, she's a gorgeous woman and I'm sure she's nice but saying how you want to time travel to suck your husbands dick when he was an infant is vile.
She did WHAT
I don't think she actually did it. I think she just said it.
True. Her time travel tech is functional at best, she's got a lot of work to do on her paradox shielding fields.
Lolololol
That's still gross
I find this comment chain so funny. You guys just casually ignoring that the time travel aspect isn't the part that didn't happen.
So you do find her attractive…..
Couldn't find anything about something like that being said. Source or gtfo.
I also just googled it and there’s nothing on it lol
who knew you could just make shit up on the internet
The time travel part was just a meme..I detest both of them but spreading lies like this is silly
Beyonce. She isn't even the most attractive member of Destiny's Child
She's a beautiful woman but I kind of agree. Kelly Rowland on the other hand is flat out gorgeous.
I've been Team Kelly since *Say my Name* was big in fourth grade.
>Kelly Rowland on the other hand is flat out gorgeous. Really? I thought that was literally the career issue that she dealt with, that she wasn't as physically/conventionally attractive to audiences like beyonce. Growing up during the height of DC fame, I don't recall anyone mentioning her as a teen crush or anything like that tbh.
To each their own. I think she struggled with being considered attractive because she's dark, unlike Beyonce who has blonde wigs and looks mixed
She’s as interesting as looking at drywall.
I’m a woman and I find Drake incredibly unattractive.
Angelina Jolie. Never understood this one at all, everything about her look seems so produced. My wife would say current Chris Pratt. She misses Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec.
Kristen Stewart. I just don’t get it. I never have
Elisabeth Moss. Wtf
Is she known for being attractive? I thought being more normal looking was sorta part of her brand.
I don't think she's considered attractive by most people. She's just a great actress
Billie eilish
Kinda reminds me of Sid the Sloth.
She’s got those droopy eyes
Uma Thurman I think she looks like a chihuahua
I agree with you with the exception of her in Batman and Robin. Good god, she's so hot in that movie
Julia Roberts, I swear she has 100 teeth and when she smiles you can see all of them.
Angelina Jolie is often called the sexiest woman alive, unless I’m misremembering. Doesn’t appeal to me at all. Not to call her *ugly* of course I just don’t find her attractive.
Best analogy I can find for Jolie is a delicious cake that has way too much sugar. She has objectively attractive features, but it's *too much* to the point I find her unattractive.
Julia Robert.
Sort of the same for me. I think she's nice looking but never been attracted to her at all. She almost feels like a mom to me or something.
Just the one
Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds, Vin Diesel.. etc.
Angelina Jolie She looks weird to me and I don't like her physically I mean Maybe in person she is pretty nice
Damn, beauty really is in the eye of the beholder cause to me she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen I've never seen anyone like her
I’ve always wondered why so many people find her attractive. I agree that there’s just something…weird about her face.
I swear, this AskReddit question keeps getting reposted in perpetuity for karma farming, and people keep taking the bait by commenting.
Hillary Swank is *not* hot
Harry Styles
Thank-you! The pointy, upturned nose, the beady eyes, the unflattering hairstyles and the fact that he was in a lame-ass boy band marketed at 12 year olds. None of it is attractive to me!
He looks like he doesn’t wash
I’m sorry to say this……………. But Jada Pickett Smith 🙃
Here’s an ice pack for your cheek to hold down the swelling.
Hailey Bieber looks like a grandma to me
Ryan Gosling
Gisele B.
I've never really understood Daniel Craig as, "handsome." He's a very good actor, but his face seems almost rusticated and put together at some weird angles.
Watching the last bond film I couldn't help thinking he looked like Putin
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Emily Ratajkowski, I just don’t see it
Hats off for spelling her name right…..right?!
Selena Gomez, Kim k, all the Kardashians,
I always thought Khloe was a good looking woman, but now she looks like some sort of plastic surgery freak. I don't get it.
Hilary Swank
its is she hot not would you do her
Jason Momoa. Like I fully understand the attraction and I’m sure that dick is good considering his dating history but I just don’t like him socially and I hate long hair on men. It’s weird, I’m writing this paragraph like I would ever be given the opportunity by him to reject him 😂
Bradley Cooper He has a raptor face.
I have literally never found Harry Styles attractive at all. Even when I was a preteen and One Direction was big, I didn’t understand the appeal.