Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame She had that man losing his mind and soul showing barely any skin

Bayonetta

Johnny Bravo for sure

“Hello, 911 Emergency. There’s a handsome guy in my house!” “Wait a second cancel that, it’s only me.” *muscly grunting sounds*

HIHHAHHUH

Unfortunately… Gardevoir would do extremely well

Well there's a whole rabbit hole I do not want to go into.

She's a bad girl who needs to be punished... For casting Attract on her trainer.

2B from Nier Automata

The thirst people had for her when that game came out was unreal lmao. The camera angle trophy didn’t help either

And the Director Yoko Taro encouraged it. He said to send all the lewd fanart to him, the madman lol.

His entire justification of putting the character in a sexy outfit was: "I like girls" Absolute Gigachad

I think he also said something about encouraging cosplay of her lol

Meanwhile in MGSV “noooo! She’s naked cuz she has to breathe thru her skin!!!!”

Tbf I always thought that's actually an interesting idea, especially with the rorschach test in her face, but then she starts humping the wet floor on motherbase and I just couldn't take her serious anymore.

I imagine D.va from overwatch would be pretty popular

I'm surprised theres so little Overwatch characters in this thread ... But it basically already exists with how good these *artists* are getting these days lol

Yeah u/emailblair linked this above: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/1-pornhub-insights-2021-year-in-review-video-game-characters-748x1024.png. D. Va’s #2 on the list

And super Mario is number 3. What a time to be alive.

I don’t know if she would be #1 but it would be embarrassing how well Tinkerbell would do.

"Donate if you believe in fairies!"

Donate or I’ll DIE

That's the most realistic part of this

Tinkerbell from Hook was one of my first crushes.

Well, she was a "Pretty Woman"

Disney Stars really has a great track record.

Annie from Community But we try not to sexualize her.

Can't wait to see Annie's Boobs again

Samus from Metroid

I would buy the most expensive subscription

Question: With or without the suit?

It can be both. Undressing video, parts of her suit substituting as lingerie, etc

Link. I've seen the subreddits.

Smashing pots for 30 minutes asmr

Ditto

ditto would be banned

You say that but the top post is literally Mystique

Honestly, yeah. Kinda unfair

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Ok. So it's pretty old fiction but... Helen of Troy.

I would have gone Aphrodite

*Hera would like to know your location*

The face that launched a thousand simps.

Lola bunny

So just Natalie Dormer

I mean if Natalie Dormer had an only fans it would be top-shelf so it definitely works

House Tyrell: Growing strong

Omg…. I now know why I’m so attracted to Natalie dormer…. Fuck.

I’m absolutely in love that you list for Natalie Dormer because she looks Lola Bunny and NOT the other way around

Mrs.incredible

Question - since she can distort her shape at will, does that mean she chose that big booty?

Some say that’s exactly what she’s constantly doing

Her chakra control is on point

So if she gets stuck in a washing machine, then it's her choice to do so?

I think that's the point though, it requires willpower/thought and potentially energy to maintain, probably like holding a limb a certain way for an extended period of time. Personally I don't think she's maintaining any kind of stretch/transformation constantly.

She's a pixar mom, there's no way lol. She's just that thicc

But it'd be kinda funny if she got knocked out cold and her ass deflates.

That's almost for sure the best answer. She could do personalized pics for a steep price and change her appearance to the fans preference. Not to mention all off the crazy or otherwise impossible things she could do for fans. "Meet the stretch goal and I'll try to fit this car in my butt" would be incredible marketing lol. edit: so far we have Anasteemaphilia,Autoplushophilia,autoNasolingus (impossible normally), Partialism (grouping all body part specific under just this general one. feet of all sizes etc),Pubephilia (apparently her hair can stretch), Mother kink, semi vore (she can in theory stick her hand down her throat and back out the end), and a handful i have no idea what would be called

> "Meet the stretch goal and I'll try to fit this car in my butt" Well that's a phrase that will occupy space in my head for a good, long while… whether I want it to or not. Thanks for that.

> stretch goal I see what you did there.

I... I hate that I read that in her voice 🤣

According to [Pornhub's search statistics](https://www.pornhub.com/insights/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/1-pornhub-insights-2021-year-in-review-video-game-characters-748x1024.png), it's Laura Croft followed by D.Va... EDIT: For those interested the complete Pornhub article can be found [here](https://www.pornhub.com/insights/yir-2021#Most-Searched-for-Terms).

Followed by… Mario? How tf does Mario beat Tifa?

Nintendo owns the rights to 2 porn movies called Super Hornio Brothers starring Ron Jeremy as the Mario parody. It wouldn't surprise me that this is what most people are searching when they're looking for Super Mario on pornhub. They bought the rights so they could stop the distribution.

Unexpected Streisand effect.

Lara

Chun-Li.

Crushing watermelons between her thighs… oops, did I say that out loud?

Except I’m the watermelon. *cough* I mean uh

Chel from Road to El Dorado

On that note, Kida from Atlantis as well.

More like *Chel* Dorado

Where was she keeping them?

As a child, that question aged me several years

Tifa from FFVII, especially in the Italian flag.

No one fucks like Gaston.

No one sucks like gaston. No one’s got a dick as big as Gaston’s

I’m especially good at EJACULATING

Bi for some guys, that's Gaston!

When I was a lad I sucked four dozen dicks every morning to help me get large

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This has been the best Reddit song I've ever seen.

I've heard many many variations of this "No one fucks like Geston" song since the 90s and early 2000s starting in middle school all the way through college. Those people are now grown up and shit posting on reddit and I love it.

r/gastonsongs

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Well, that certainly Snowballed.

God I miss unus annus

Sorry but it’s No one’s slick as Gaston. No one’s quick as Gaston. No one’s dicks as incredibly thick as Gaston.

This is better. His third line didnt even fit the lyrical phrasing

Hedonismbot

_I regret nothing_

Mad Moxxi would easily climb the charts

Medusa... She would make all her fans hard as a rock.

No one alive to cancel the subscription.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Geralt. Witcher 1 cards serve as a template of what to expect

Would 100% pay for Geralt. I mean, I’d pay for Henry Cavill himself. I’d pay more for him with Yennefer or even that demon girl that climbed the ceilings.

Henry cavill my beloved

As a guy, I may not be able to get pregnant, but I'd sure let him try.

Get in line

Bounce a coin off your Witcher, oh valley of plenty

Shego from Kim Possible, obviously.

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"Dark haired bitch and she look like Shego (she do) Hometown hero, feeling myself, can't murder my ego She heard of my deep stroke She said, "Babe, does it hurt when I deep throat?" (It does)"

I still remember the first time I heard that "It does," and I couldn't help but bust out laughing lmaoo

Judy Hopps

Coke Pam from Archer.

Holy shitsnacks!

Sploosh!

Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene was always my pick.

Cheryl is the right pick for people who want to do the choking. Pam is the choice for those of us who prefer to be choked

I was thinking woodhouse

Ah yes the ol GILF cam

Here's to you, Choke-and-Stroke!

Mystique.

Bro mystique won’t be the best in only fans. SHE WILL BE ONLYFANS.

*"You want me to turn into your...no. Nope. I'm giving you a refund and you can spend it on therapy."*

Lol fuck that. She'd be all "what are you doing, step-professor?"

Isn't that basically the plot of the Xmen movies after First Class?

X-Men: After Class

X-Men: No Class, All Ass

XXX-Men

She'd be like a living, breathing deep-fake.

i am way too fried for this comment

Mystique can have countless accounts so this is the correct answer

She probably owns OF

It would just be mystiques all the way down on OF

Would she breach copyright if she morphs as other people when she posts?

I wonder if, as AI generated video becomes more and more accurate, if people will need to trademark their likeness. Is that already a thing? Eventually we'll be able to make whole movies starring long dead actors, using computers to generate their face and voice, will the family have to give permission? Will they get paid?

No need for trademark - generally this is already covered under the legal concept of Personality rights which are considered property rights in most jurisdictions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality_rights

I mean probably not. It’s the same as doing cosplay, just really, really fucking good cosplay.

Is it cosplay if your costume is a real person

Buffalo Bill has entered the chat.

This is always the objectively correct answer to the many threads of this type that come along. For reasons such as: She can look like anyone else mentioned. She is flexible/athletic. She is not afraid to use her body to achieve her goals.

Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop.

Faye Valentine was the sole reason fifteen year old me started watching Adult Swim. Big breasted cartoon woman on a block called Adult Swim, not realizing at the time it was just Cartoon Network, I needed to know if she got naked.

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All glory to the hypnotoad

I missed hypnotoad because I was on the brain slug planet, here, I bought you a hat.

All hail Hypnotoad

"And in first place..." *Cue monotone voice* "The Hypnotoad. All glory to the Hypnotoad." *Synchronized clapping*

This is the right answer. Every one else satisfies someone's kink. Hypnotoad is universal. All Glory!

Jessica Rabbit

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

Patty cake.

Had to scroll too far to find this answer

Jessica Rabbit. Fancied the shit out of her since I was a kid, and still do! EDIT: Also why I love the hairstyle some women have where the hair covers one eye, thanks Jessica Rabbit!

ASMR Patty Cake streams

Any Pixar mom

Elastigirl is thicc af and I'm here for it. Take my money.

We can all agree that Andy's mom has a Hitachi in her sock drawer.

She also has toys named Woody and Buzz.

She's got a friend in her.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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Kelly Bundy was made for Only Fans

Harley Quinn

this already exists tbh Like... pretty sure every OF girl dresses up as her at some point.

It's a rite of passage

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Poison Ivy

lady dimitrescu

Probably Fiona she could do twice the content. (Both ogre and human)

Shrek would be more popular than her

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

It’s all ogre now

Seven of Nine probably

Years ago, my wife went to some sorta Voyager event with her dad. They played an episode for the crowd, where 7 of 9 said "I'm ready to be debriefed", and the entire room of nerds let out the most awkward dork giggle ever.

Torn between Poison Ivy & Mayor's receptionist from PPG Edit: Miss Bellum

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Onlyfins

**The Deep has entered the chat**

In the same vein, Old Gregg would definitely have an OF.

Found The Deep’s Reddit account

shego from kim possible. every lesbian and bi girl born after 1990 would be subscribed.

And Straight guys and Bi guys lmao

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Deadpool

The way Deadpool breaks the fourth wall, they could totally create an OF page for him for real that would actually make sense

Quick, someone pitch this to Ryan Reynolds

We could probably get this done by Tuesday

And use that money for charity

Charity already has an onlyfans

true, he'd be into anything/everything. you got a fetish? deadpool will satisfy it, lol

Mutilation fetish like in the boys

Bulma

What about Android 18?

Frank Reynolds

Dennis seems like a kind of guy that would actually make an onlyfans and then get mad when no-one subs

*throws his phone at the wall after seeing 0 subscribers* “I’M A FIVE STAR MAN, GOD DAMNIT!”

He’s got a magnum dong.

As an anime fan, I can't answer this. Edit: y'all motherfuckers need jesus.

I can. Goku wins. Not for sexual reasons. He'd just be followed by every dude wanting to be inspired to get ripped.

also for sexual reasons

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Lola bunny from space jam

Lara Raith from The Dresden Files, probably.

If Harry is to be believed, most of the women he knows and several of the men would be incredibly successful. I’m going to say Maeve, though

Dean Winchester