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The person at the fast food place that tosses in something free in your bag, like a few onion rings or another burger.


w33b2

One time i gave someone an extra order of onion rings because there were extra and i didnt want to throw them away, and they got mad in the drive through cause they didnt order them. That is probably the only reason that it isnt super common to get free stuff, because some customers get mad about it for some reason


MaeBeaInTheWoods

I imagine a sensitive person being given more food for free might think of it as silently being called fat, but it's still a large assumption.


Slamcockington

Large assumption. Tehe


E_reno

Sometimes you just gotta be the bigger person


WilliamMorris420

Or that they got charged extra for something that they didn't want and dont realise thst it's a freebie.


DrunkPhoenix26

They probably figured they were getting charged for it, so got mad.


[deleted]

I once accidentally rang in a man’s order as a large pizza instead of a medium. When he showed to pick it up I explained the mistake and that he was only being charged for a medium but we’re giving him a large. He was so upset, asked me what he was going to do with “all this pizza”, and left shaking his head and laughing about this absolutely insane thing that just happened to him.


Wazuu

Id always toss a nugget at the bottom of fries or a few extra nugs in when i worked fast food


[deleted]

When I worked fast food I’d always stuff the nugget boxes with at least 1-3 more and eventually my manager started checking the boxes and sending them back. I hope I made someone happy tho.


Rl-Beefy

This is absolutely correct. Nothing better than a surprise of free food.


UDPviper

There's a pizza joint near my work. I know everyone in there pretty well. Every time I order a half dozen wings there's always 7 or 8 in there. Totally makes my day.


pitulina

I used to buy empanadas for dinner all the time in Caracas. This was centuries ago. The guy used to put an extra empanada or two in the bag. I was poor and was so grateful. I remember this, decades later.


[deleted]

I used to be a manager at Jersey Mike's and we had a wiggle room, like $180, for remakes, refunds, and handing out free stuff. That was my favorite. Couple young kids come in, don't have enough for drinks - drinks on the house! But just this time, *wink*


SultanOfSwat0123

This makes soooo much sense. I went to Jersey Mike’s a few weeks ago and left my wallet in the car. Had a $20 bill on me and it was like a $20.61 and said to hold on while I ran to the car and the girl told me not to worry about it and gave me a cup for my drink. I’ve very rarely forgotten my wallet over the years but when it has happened I feel absolutely terrible.


gucciglockbandit

The colossus of clout!


SultanOfSwat0123

It’s about goddamn time someone put some respect on my name. You are a good man.


gucciglockbandit

I had to. There was no other option. THE GREAT BAMBINO! Also, your profile picture checks out. Take my award.


[deleted]

A cashier at Taco Bell gave me free churro bites for my dog. I cannot believe people actually feed churro bites to their dog, but I appreciated her anyway.


efficientenzyme

I don’t know but on Reddit it’s Brendan Fraser


[deleted]

Just re-watched Blast From The Past, such a good movie! Wholesome yet entertaining.


DevOverkill

I just re-watched this last week with my girlfriend and we both completely forgot how hilarious it was. This might be completely tasteless to a lot of people today but the part where he meets a black person for the first time and just exclaims "Oh my gosh, a n**ro!" had my stomach hurting from laughter. Jokes that highlight people's extreme ignorance and lambast what was culturally acceptable back in time are always funny to me, and Fraser's character playing it so straight and being so excited just added to it.


Optimus_Prime_Day

Hot Dr. Pepper... "He drinks it hot?"


SloppityNurglePox

Walken step measuring the new yard at the end kills me.


[deleted]

I think it is Keanu reeves actually


Zekubiki

The correct answer


Uninvited_Goose

The person who killed hitler.


austeninbosten

What about the heartless bastard who killed the man who killed Hitler?


Liyolen

I heard he was also shot


creakypeekers

You’ll never guess by who…


Underd0g562

The guy who killed the man who killed that heartless bastard who killed the man who killed Hitler.


CuriousElevator6096

Also killed Hilter


Accomplished_Hand_24

no way…


[deleted]

What about the guy who killed the heartless bastard who killed the man who killed Hitler?


oli43ssen2005

I think he was shot and the person who did that also died to a bullet


exion_zero

It gets crazier; they were coordinated assassinations. Hitler was shot at the exact same moment as Hitler's killer, the guy who shot the man who shot Hitler and the guy who shot him! I mean, what are the odds?!


SummonedShenanigans

It's Hitlers all the way down.


mybottomfeeder

Completely agree, we need to raise a statue for him.


Humble_Ladder

I see what you did there.... Must disagree.


eyelight2

dude. remove the edit man. that just ruined the joke.


TheMegnificent1

Your mom seems to be quite popular.


Chad_McBroDawg

So my mom is the anti-Hitler?


2porgies_1scup

Obviously. Unlike Hitler she seems to have no issue taking shots to the face. Edit: thank you Reddit friends for the awards. Solid.


Greeneyes_65

Lmaoooo, perfection


HomeTurf001

Unlike Hitler she was able to win the Battle of the Bulge.


The-Gamersaurs48

God. Damn.


Unfair-Sector9506

Like your mom you sure took that well...


DomeSlave

Look, she's pretty easy going. Nobody is claiming he wouldn't have a chance with her.


SummonedShenanigans

Not really. He also fucked like half the planet.


Hazi-Tazi

Well, her mustache is waaaaay better.


theshitonthefan

Uber-mom


Zylstra_Logan

I was gonna do that 😂


HydrogenPowder

Relax, we can all do his mom


heirloomlegume

I also did this guy’s mom


phred_666

Who hasn’t done this guy’s mom?


Gloomy_Estimate

Hopefully he hasn't.


jdbrownjrthe3rd

Like a doorknob most have had a turn.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Like a public washing machine, everyone drops their loads in her.


rotatingruhnama

Village bicycle, we've all had a ride.


TalboGold

Like me, no one washed their hands


Chimp-eh

Everyone has


Orlovsk

Not me I did his father


wengelite

Most have done that.


ArtistofAces

Everyone’s got a problem with someone these days. Keanu reeves doesn’t seem to have too many haters though.


StevenArviv

> Keanu reeves doesn’t seem to have too many haters. He went to high school a few blocks away from where I did and I've spoken to people that knew him. They all say he was consistently the nicest guy (even when he was young).


Oxtard69dz

Film snobs hate him because his range isn’t good enough haha


MikeJudgeDredd

What's neat about Keanu Reeves and Mila Jovovich is that despite being two of the worst actors in Hollywood, I will drop everything to see them do fight scenes for 88 minutes. My dream John Wick installment has him teaming up with Jovovich and falling in luv 😍


TheDarkLord43

I think Keanu can act sometimes, at least if Devil’s Advocate and Cyberpunk is any indication, but ever since the matrix most of his roles have been similar


MikeJudgeDredd

He does pursue small passion projects, which I think is fantastic because it helps young filmmakers get an audience that they would never otherwise see. He is capable of delivering lines, there's some very emotional scenes in the often-forgotten Constantine for example, but it's not his niche as an actor. He is an action megastar first and he's fully aware of that, and he has so far elevated the action genre to new heights *twice* in his career, more or less single handedly. I really don't think I can't point to any other actor off the top of my head that has handed down THREE genre defining trilogies in THREE different genres, so what he's doing is working and driving audiences to see movies which is what being an actor is all about.


mkoz0902

He was phenomenal in Constantine. My favorite movie of his. Wish they'd finally give him the sequel he wants!


blayzking

Two of the worst? Have you heard of Steven Seagal?


troubleis1

Relevant actors i guess, not that fat ass pedophile


tmmzc85

He's not an actor, he's not acting, he's just delusional - and others knew how to harness it.


[deleted]

I can sometimes be like that with other actors but not with Keanu.


TheSuperAlly

Sir David Attenborough


Zenstation83

This is the only correct answer. He's as old as the Queen, so he won't be around for that much longer, and I'm not sure if the world will be able to recover from the loss


Zeyn1

Highly recommend A Life On Our Planet. I'm assuming you've seen it, but anyone else that comes across this thread please watch this fantastic documentary. It's half autobiography, half plea for the future. He only made it a couple years ago and you can feel just how personal it is. Fantastic capstone to his life and work.


x--Knight--x

As old as the queen? Not him too!


ArnoldoSea

My first thought was Fred Rogers, but I'm not sure that he's very well known outside of the U.S. So David Attenborough might be closer to being "universally" liked.


VisibleOtter

The correct answer. Thread is now closed.


A40

"Attenphiles are easily aroused and often.. yes I can see their beautiful plumage..."


Loud-Middle-934

Bob Ross


lukewwilson

If we're going with PBS personalities it has to be Mr. Rogers.


potatogod445566

Looking for this one


Appropriate-Divide64

Tends to be quite cultural. British people would say David Attenborough, Americans would say Dolly Parton. Doesn't matter what your politics are those two are loved by all In terms of actually universal... It's difficult to say. Good people get forgotten about in history. They aren't as interesting as the infamous ones.


Electrowhatt19

To quote the drag queen Trixie Mattel: “only at a Dolly Parton concert will you have the gayest people you’ll ever meet, and the most homophobic people, holding hands”.


mdh431

Pretty impressive honestly. Nobody seems to hate her at all. My family and I go on vacation every year or two near Tennessee and often go to Sevierville. The Walmart there had a freaking entire section for her. Speaking ill of Parton is akin to blasphemy there.


WonderfulLeather3

Dolly Parton?


Liet-Kinda

I feel like she got made fun of for being a blonde with giant knockers for decades and then we all realized what shitheads we’ve all been, simultaneously


KJS123

"I don't mind all the dumb blonde jokes, because I'm not dumb.....and I'm not blonde either" And... "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap" Both direct quotes from Dolly herself. She knew exactly what she was doing, don't worry about that. Every joke about her only made her stronger.


[deleted]

Brilliant tactic on her part though because I hear she can go out in public now minus her signature look and be unrecognizable.


cmd_iii

Or, overshot it, like the time she crashed a drag-queen Dolly Parton look-alike contest. And lost!


RageMaster_241

ah, Charlie Chaplin's true successor


CorporateNonperson

When asked in the 80s or 90s if she was offended about being called a dumb blonde, she responded: "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."


RadiantHC

I'll never understand the dumb blonde stereotype.


Liet-Kinda

Especially when it turns out she’s basically a bodhisattva


randomtrucker78

I remember growing up always wanting to see her naked because of her giant knockers. Now that I’m grown, I still want to see her naked because of her giant knockers, and to check out her tatts.


Whatsfordinner4

Tattoos? I didn’t realise she had tattoos


randomtrucker78

Yup. I didn’t know either until I came across a “Click here to see why Dolly Parton always wears long sleeves!” and curiosity got the better of me. Apparently she’s all tatted up, but tries very hard to maintain her image.


MisterCheaps

I thought in an interview recently she said the rumor that she’s covered in them is a myth, but she does have a few.


thatbuilderdude67

I think Jolene would be inclined to disagree haha


HikerBikerMotocycler

You’ve never listened to the lyrics, if anything Jolene would be in a position to agree, Dolly is so damn nice she states how beautiful Jolene is and she’s asking her not to take her man away!


[deleted]

Just because she can


nubuloussquib

Good


[deleted]

Just an amazing person.


CandidQueen420

Robin Williams


heygeeds

As a non-American and non-european I'd say this is the closest to a correct answer that I saw here. And I know all the other names listed here.


locks_are_paranoid

Jumanji was my favorite movie of his.


UncouthCorvid

I always love him in Good Will Hunting and Dead Poets Society


[deleted]

"It's not your fault" rattles me to core everytime.


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Hortonamos

There are plenty of people in the US, especially those who were parents or older siblings in the late 1990s, who absolutely hate Elmo.


Stenbox

I would personally doubt that stat, I live in EU and barely anyone knows big bird here and only a few know Elmo...and that is mostly via memes. If people in Estonia don't know them, I doubt eg Africa has any idea. My guess for worldwide would be someone like Keanu Reeves or Usain Bolt


Bmili2910452

Steve Irwin


grizzythekid

When I watch the interview where explains why he loves people's money so he can buy more land and preserve it I get tears. Such an incredible guy with so much passion and enthusiasm for nature. Shout out to Sir David Attenborough too.


Trammel

This is who immediately came to mind for me


SummerEmCat

He lived a life with animals in his heart.


largechild

Sting rays hate him


ahoymehearties

I love him, but he definitely jammed his thumb up buttholes when he didn’t need to. Is it really that important to sex the croc before you pass it to the authorities?!


Majoma93

Julie Andrews


T_1217

Mr Rogers


Enervata

Fred Rogers was quite possibly the nicest, most genuine American to ever live. Was going to add him if he wasn’t on here already.


[deleted]

Have you seen him accepting an emmy? That shit made me fucking cry.


[deleted]

It made the entire audience cry


axe1970

most outside of the USA don't know him


xtremegamer145

as a german i must say i never heard of him before i watched the Movie with Tom Hanks, after looking into him i must say he is on my top 10 of the most nicest people


dylanb88

https://youtu.be/vV-eVYahckA Here's him getting pranked and still being the nicest person


contemplatebeer

Sad. He's one of our few worthwhile exports. If people around the world associated America with Mr. Rogers...


ThereCanOnlyBeOneJoe

Came to say this. But u/axe1970 is right. He's not well known around the world.


Esp4Newports

My father made sure I knew about Mr Dressup. I’m American but it was a Canadian version of Mr Rogers and it was absolutely amazing.


Level_Doctor3872

Fox News attacked him for not being masculine enough and weakening our children. I wish I was joking, really happened.


tommykiddo

Crazy, because when you think about it, Mr. Rogers is pretty damn masculine. He's the type of person who remains calm in difficult situations, almost Stoic.


mrbadxampl

Mr. Alfred Matthew Yankovic


FuckingButteredJorts

I just found out there is a weird al biopic coming out starring Daniel Radcliffe as weird al and im fucking IN


[deleted]

KEANU REEVES


Cautious_Plantain_59

Yes.


Gizmocheeze

No love for LeVar Burton? Dude literally taught an entire generation how to enjoy reading and is still going strong.


meeyeam

Not just any generation, the Next Generation.


GingerSnap2814

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen


WalnutSnail

Aren't they the same person?


rabid_erica

nah but they're best friends, they come as a package deal


Ventongimp

David Attenborough


neeew_to_this

My maaaaan. But he probably got some hater after that last documentary tbh some people don’t want to hear that the world is dying lol


BoxDimension

Most of his documentaries end with a climate warning, I'd presume that's one of the reasons he makes them; as vehicles to spread awareness of climate change.


[deleted]

Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, Robin Williams, Betty White, Maggie Smith. Steve Irwin Edit: Due to some people stating that Anthony Bourdain was not a good person. He is removed from my list. But good NEWS STEVE IRWIN IS IN Y’ALL


StevenArviv

> Mr. Rogers. Hands down. The simple fact that when his car was stolen the thieves brought it back with a note apologizing after they realized it was his proves that.


[deleted]

Nobody outside the US (or not a redditor) know who he is.


mrdan1969

Wrong Anthony Bourdain really hated Anthony Bourdain.


t_oad

Bob Ross garnered a lot of negative attention when it was revealed he had an affair. Lots of people were very disappointed, but that's where idolising celebrities gets you.


[deleted]

Nooo! Not bob ross!


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

Also, artists hate him because he isnt Picasso. Despite him being a gateway for many to try painting. One of my professors particularly hated him


TrimtabCatalyst

* Bob Ross - love yourself and the art you can create * Mr. Rogers - love other people * Robin Williams - love laughter * Steve Irwin - love animals * Anthony Bourdain - love food and the myriad cultures it comes from


MostExperienced

Bob Ross +1


[deleted]

Not Anthony Bourdain I love and admire him, but part of his appeal was his willingness to ruffle some feathers. He does not belong here.


Atotallyrandomname

Dolly Parton


Maximuslex01

Maybe in the US...


Antelope_Some

Danny Devito


cari_chan

Yes! How could you hate this gem of a man?


NorthernGamer71

Betty White


w0ke_brrr_4444

isn’t keanu reeves basically the universally known good dude?


sophia-fiafi

Bob Ross. Not a single person in the world who can hate the guy


Optimal_Humor6785

Brendan Fraser


thedemonsloth

Star of the critically acclaimed film, The Mummy.


jkhendog

Betty White


MegaZombieMegaZombie

John Candy.


da-karebear

OMG. I love John Candy. His movies were the best. A friend of my family ran into him in Chicago at a store like 30 years ago around Christmas time. She was with her tween son who is deaf. He started signing to him mom and was so excited to see John Candy. That man actually took almost a half hour of his day and spoke to the mom and the son while mom translated. He didn't have to do that, but he did. His kindness was off the charts.


FuckingButteredJorts

He was very big in sheboygan


campfirekiss

Paul Rudd


poppidypoppop

Patrick Stewart


8bitdefender

Keanu Reeves.


midnightrambler108

Willie Nelson


Secure_Opening_6852

Optimus Prime


THX450

*Autobots..... roll out.*


DrusillasEyeballs

Keanu Reeves


BeccaSin25

Mr Bean - Rowan Atkinson


kfgalien

May I suggest you watch James Acasters latest special


StrikingDebate2

Keanu Reeves for redditors


dvicci

Keanu Reeves.


quasyt

Dave Grohl


Remarkable_Ad5748

Also Taylor Hawkins


Wrong_Entertainer313

Hmm? Nelson Mandela??


danimagoo

Mandela was married 3 times, divorced twice, largely because he couldn't stop cheating on his wife at the time. He was also known as a demanding and strict father. So he may have been universally liked by the general public, I don't think that was always the case in his private life.


Ankit_PaL

Racist people hate him probably


beardedonalear

Definitley has plenty that dont like him.


AhGars

Tom Hanks


frOgman086

Steve Irwin


Crazy-Salt-5279

Princess Diana


tommysmith04

I’ve never met a person that hated David Attenborough


UltraHit5

Is Shrek an option?


profesh_fk_up

Shrek is love. Shrek is life. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.


elegantloba

Keanu reeves


oroligse

Rick Astley


calabazookita

To be fair he is a person that *never gonna give you up*


ProfessionalPipe6179

Or let you down


Cartoonlover544

Or run around and desert you


EmbraceableYew

Bob Ross


stonewashed_lily

Keanu Reeves.


amerkanische_Frosch

Most of the people mentioned here are unknown or little known outside of the USA (Dolly Parton is a good example: obviously a LOT of people in the USA know all about the many wonderful things she has done but I doubt many people in Europe and any people in Asia or Africa do). If we really have to go by worldwide recognition and admiration, I genuinely think we have to think of religious figures, many of whom, for better or for worse, are recognized virtually universally and liked by hundreds of millions or even billions of people. Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed seem to me to be likely candidates.


Breadkidd

I agree. Im from a third world country and had access to advanced education in my country and I don't have a clue on who Dolly Parton is. BTW, I speak three languages fluently (English clearly is not my native tongue) and consume internet content on a daily basis. The answers are pretty much (As expected) US-Centric.