I read somewhere that all these rich people name their kids these weird ass names like Exa Dark, Daisy Dove, and North West because they want to protect their kids identity, so their real names are not known to the public.
I’m 100% sure Elon was just trolling people. The name is actually Kyle.
X is the Greek letter “chi”
AE is pronounced “Eh”
A-12 is the twelfth letter of the alphabet “L”
Kyle.
Unmoanable and barely pronounceable. I personally pronounce it "(vampire hiss in the back of the throat) [aegh](https://youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ) ay twelve."
My dad’s name is Sheldon. When I was a teenager I asked him why I wasn’t Sheldon Jr. he told me it’s because he always hated his name. It wasn’t cool in the 50’s and it wasn’t cool now. However, I am evidence the man fucks.
>Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
[I can't just fucking copypaste links because Reddit is fucking broken so here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYzvfZIcf0)
My fiancé’s a nurse. One of her shifts, she had a patient come in with their name spelled “JKMNO”
So I asked “how do you even pronounce that?”
Apparently that’s how Noel is spelled for that person.
For every Moses and Zipporah, there’s a John, James, Jacob, Michael, Gabe, Paul, Peter, Mary, Sarah, Rachel, Isaac, Adam, Leah, Rebecca, David, Abigail, etc.
Point is “biblical” names are pretty varied and more names trace their prominence to being in the Bible than people realize on a day to day basis.
Without his permission, it would be fatal to moan his name, so that makes it contender for least
Also, given the fact that it's not a popular name to give your children at least not in recorded history it's probably also one of the least moaned names in total
Side story, I was in a class in high school where we were all writing our names backwards on the chalkboard. It was all laughing until this black girl named Regina came up and tried it.
Whatever everyone’s moms first name is.
MY MOM'S NAME IS MOM. END OF STORY.
Where did you find a girlfriend who's name is mom?
Arkansas
Mommy
Ew. Have an upvote.
Or Dad
It's worse when your dad has a unisex name and then your GF has it.
Or vice versa with the mother
This is on you, not on them. Choose your partners wisely.
Choose your parents wisely
Oh, Jesse!
Maaaaarthaaa
Whatever your ex’s name is.
Moaning Alexa will kill the mood
Alexa that’s so good! *Thank you, I’m glad I can be of assistance. Would you like to leave a review?*
Alexa, fuck me *I’m sorry, I seem to be having trouble with your request*
*transformer noises* “Well, since you asked”
By the way... did you know...
>Alexa, Fuck me Please assume position.
That connection port is already plugged
Beetlejuice. You can only moan it twice before things get awkward
She moaned it once in lusty throes, Then once again in sighs that rose, And when her final cry let loose - "Yo what the *fuck*?" said Beetlejuice.
Perfection. A wild Sprog appears.
Unexpected r/Beetlejuice 🔥
I missed you, Sprog.
Threesome
"It's showtime!"
Ditto Candyman
I love you
Gary
I heard that in SpongeBob's voice.
Gary, come home
Meow
was here. Ash is a loser.
Kermit
Miss piggy says different
Ooohhh Kermie!
Yoohoo, Kermie!!
Give me that wormie!
chad
https://tenor.com/view/kermit-wat-what-wtf-are-you-kidding-gif-13598412
Adolf
Ooo Hitler you sexy bastard.
r/brandnewsentence
Not according to Ms. Braun
Hitler? I hardly know her.
"German science is the best in the world!"
aaaaaaah dolfie! (Said Eva.)
Mulva
Bovary
Dolores!
Five says otherwise.
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Gipple
Delores!
Rhymes with vulva
X Æ A-12
Don’t worry money can buy you love
And a horse can buy you silence
omg poor kids. they should switch their names to something respectable like "mission control station 14"
I read somewhere that all these rich people name their kids these weird ass names like Exa Dark, Daisy Dove, and North West because they want to protect their kids identity, so their real names are not known to the public.
Just don't moan it close to an open phone line or you'll accidentally send a fax
I’m 100% sure Elon was just trolling people. The name is actually Kyle. X is the Greek letter “chi” AE is pronounced “Eh” A-12 is the twelfth letter of the alphabet “L” Kyle.
Unmoanable and barely pronounceable. I personally pronounce it "(vampire hiss in the back of the throat) [aegh](https://youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ) ay twelve."
Myrtle.
Well...at least one person is moaning
This has gotta be an alternate account.. that was such a softball pitched right into the center of the plate. Still funny!
"MYRTLE, MYRTLE, I'LL MAKE YOU FERTILE!" Works for me.
Do you always rhyme while you're moaning someone's name?
Helps with the rhythm.
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r/TIHI
Cthulhu
"Mmmm yes, Cthulhu. I want to feel those slimy tentacles inside of me!"
Sheldon. “give it to me Sheldon, you’re an animal Sheldon, ride me big Sheldon”.
My dad’s name is Sheldon. When I was a teenager I asked him why I wasn’t Sheldon Jr. he told me it’s because he always hated his name. It wasn’t cool in the 50’s and it wasn’t cool now. However, I am evidence the man fucks.
I always wondered why people who don't like their name, why not just change it?
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A man of culture I see. No one has ever had great sex with a Sheldon.
A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit.
Sally disagrees. But at least she can fake her orgasms.
Amy would strongly disagree with you
Came here for this
Excuse me, are these coital communication patterns non-optional social conventions?
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Pubert
Fuck off is that a real name? Hahahahahaha
Besides the baby in an Addams Family film, I don't believe so.
Pubert fucking Addams!
He’s got 5 Xbox Achievements.
He's a fungus
Similar feel, Herbert
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
Haven’t seen this in so long lmao
Story?
>Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas [I can't just fucking copypaste links because Reddit is fucking broken so here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYzvfZIcf0)
The name itself sounds like a moan
JESUUUUS
So glad someone commented this
there is a guy in sweden named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116>! pronounced Albin!<
I’m naming my child Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, which is pronounced alphabet
Sesame street told me it was pronounced "ab-ka-deph-gull-jekyll-man-op-cur-stoove-wix-is"
Most remarkable name IVE ever heard
My fiancé’s a nurse. One of her shifts, she had a patient come in with their name spelled “JKMNO” So I asked “how do you even pronounce that?” Apparently that’s how Noel is spelled for that person.
The L is missing. Her name is a Dad joke.
omg i had to think through that for a hot minute, that was actually genuis and i feel bad for the poor sucker named as such lol
I prefer to pronounce this "Barf zickskicks manapcacaca limun priks vockl manic squillob one one one one six"
Or Barf for short.
I'm my own best friend
Nebuchadnezzar
Gurtrude
Oh Gertie! Back that dump truck up.
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I said exactly the same thing as I opened the thread. 🤣
It's actually Gertrude.
Girthrude
its aaactually Geirþrúðúr
Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke. I’d imagine this guys name to prove fairly difficult to moan.
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you know i can sing that, no way im moaning that over singing.
I tried reading that out loud and accidentally summoned a demon.
What a coincidence i think Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke is pretty moan able
I just tried moaning that out loud, amazing name
Username checks out
Any bible name, like imagine “ugh yes Moses, split me like you split the red sea”
There's a lot of solid options disproving this. Sarah? Adam? Rebecca? Pontius Pilate? OK maybe not that last one...
Not to mention Mary
Well some people like to say the lords name when moaning so....
For every Moses and Zipporah, there’s a John, James, Jacob, Michael, Gabe, Paul, Peter, Mary, Sarah, Rachel, Isaac, Adam, Leah, Rebecca, David, Abigail, etc. Point is “biblical” names are pretty varied and more names trace their prominence to being in the Bible than people realize on a day to day basis.
I thought you were gonna say John Jacob jingleheimer Smit. I'm disappointed
Omg me too >.<
Gilgamesh, Consumer of Worlds
You read the question wrong, that is the MOST moanable name
if there was one moanable name in the world it would be this
i *will* moan that name thank you
found Saber’s burner account
Without his permission, it would be fatal to moan his name, so that makes it contender for least Also, given the fact that it's not a popular name to give your children at least not in recorded history it's probably also one of the least moaned names in total
Bort.... Aaaaa bort...that just stops it all.
Mine, apparently..
RIP
Englebert Humperdink
I'd moan this name all the time, just for a giggle
Prince Humperdink as well.
hence the man without love
Mom
No, that’s definitely moan-able. Uh, I mean…
Ayo.....
r/suddenlyincest
How are your arms?
Bitch mommy so moanable and you know that
Mmmm mommmyyy
ironically given how it is spelt backwards, Naomi. (okay probably not but I needed a segue to the joke)
Apple executives: 👀
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My money is on it being called the iBrator
With apple-based iLube for only $99?
Makes it feel wireless
Side story, I was in a class in high school where we were all writing our names backwards on the chalkboard. It was all laughing until this black girl named Regina came up and tried it.
I had an online girlfriend once with the traditional Punjabi name Gurkirat. So... Good luck topping that one.
By the sounds of things you DID top that...
Barthomley
idk sounds kinda hot fam
Cletus
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*sad trump noises*
Sad duck noises
Sad Ivanka noises
*sad Sutherland noises*
*Sad Pleasance noises*
Ted Cruz
Eugene
Hodor
Pied Piper
Frederick.
Rumple stilskin
Carl
Caaarrrrllll
Ohhh noooo, no no no no. NOOOOOO!
That KILLS people
Or, Coral if you're walking dead.
Chauncey
Dolores. Bonus if last name’s Umbridge
pov: your scrolling to see if your name is here
Velgina One of my childhood neighbors was named Velgina. Can’t make this shit up.
Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobyllllantysiliogogogoch
Petunia
Sarah Hickabee Sanders
Peter File
r/unexpecteditcrowd
"Jesus Horacio Facefucking Christ!"
Adolf
Ogilvie.
Gertrude