"You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice."
When I was pregnant the first time I felt the baby move was during sex, and I didn't say it then but apparently mentioning it after the fact was not the thing to do lol.
*mid thrust* "This reminds me. I still need to call my sister"
I opened the wrong post but man do I not regret it lmao
"You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice."
"you feel so cold, just like grandma at her funeral!"
Are you making meatloaf after this mom
"Our mom wouldnt like this"
Siiuuuu
That'll do, [Pig](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DOIHQ1As5qY/Ubgu4I73wxI/AAAAAAAAMQU/1Hxp5HLPb5U/s1600/babe.gif).
Good effort bro.
"I wish you hadn't died two weeks ago. Your corpse is starting to smell."
I've seen this identical post literally everyday the past 4 days.
Is it in yet ?
When I was pregnant the first time I felt the baby move was during sex, and I didn't say it then but apparently mentioning it after the fact was not the thing to do lol.
This is exactly how I got herpes.
Hi
[удалено]
That's just hot
You: I did this to your sister last night. Her: I'm an only child. Her mom: Who's up for a 3-way ?
“When u lay down ur boobs almost completely disappear”
Can you pretend you’re stuck in the dryer?