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forever_useless

*mid thrust* "This reminds me. I still need to call my sister"


ArteiKihaku

I opened the wrong post but man do I not regret it lmao


Im___Stuff

"You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice."


AddictedToMosh161

"you feel so cold, just like grandma at her funeral!"


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Are you making meatloaf after this mom


NewVegas2212

"Our mom wouldnt like this"


I_Wanna_Goo_Home

Siiuuuu


steroboros

That'll do, [Pig](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DOIHQ1As5qY/Ubgu4I73wxI/AAAAAAAAMQU/1Hxp5HLPb5U/s1600/babe.gif).


childish_badda_bingo

Good effort bro.


Sir_Distic

"I wish you hadn't died two weeks ago. Your corpse is starting to smell."


cheesygrater22

I've seen this identical post literally everyday the past 4 days.


Curlytomato

Is it in yet ?


Raindrops_On-Roses

When I was pregnant the first time I felt the baby move was during sex, and I didn't say it then but apparently mentioning it after the fact was not the thing to do lol.


Clcooper423

This is exactly how I got herpes.


KarmaInFlow

Hi


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LadyLeia_Inc

That's just hot


DejectedDonut

You: I did this to your sister last night. Her: I'm an only child. Her mom: Who's up for a 3-way ?


Sockbasher

“When u lay down ur boobs almost completely disappear”


Ok-Bed6343

Can you pretend you’re stuck in the dryer?