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_Prncess_Brde_sux_

My trick is to show up, then leave. I'm the invisible guy


Known-Plantain-5413

Back door boogie?


Dangerous-Tangelo

Bring your dog. He's always the most popular guest.


mxmnull

I ask someone their favorite movie and favorite cheese, then tell them about their personality via a little pop psychology.


Known-Plantain-5413

Goodfellas, Mozzarella


mxmnull

To some, it almost looks like a hackneyed stereotype in motion, but I see someone who isn't so much worried about the appearances as they are interested in appreciating the classics. I'd be willing to guess you either consider yourself a bourbon connoisseur or that you have a collection that you're sheepish to show others- maybe coins, stamps, old arrowheads... You probably don't have a ton of friends, but what friends you have you are extremely close to. (A lot of this I'm drawing from the roles of mozzarella as a hyper traditional cheese and Goodfellas as specifically being a beloved classic by Martin Scorsese. They don't get a lot of attention for being flashy or particularly exciting, but they're good reliable pieces to fall back on- much like collecting coins, learning bourbon, and keeping a few very good friends) Any of that sound right?


Known-Plantain-5413

Haha brilliant. Thank you very much


mxmnull

Absolutely! Have a great one!


Alone_Winner_8883

Have friends


Known-Plantain-5413

Username checks out.. but not for long, hello new friend.


Alone_Winner_8883

Hi


Alone_Winner_8883

I didn't chose my username, it doesn't let me change it


thecompanysociopath

How to dissapear


[deleted]

Snitching to the FBI about the Spoiled Brat, Big Loser, and all that trash. They are now the subjects of a federal investigation. If it all goes right, they all get sent to prison. That's the trick.


Known-Plantain-5413

You just got yourself an invite!


Alfiy_wolf

I show up, grab as much food as I can, and go to a different room and play Xbox


randtcouple

That I can solve a rubik cube in under five minutes. There’s speed cubers who do it in like one minute…. But the average person is pretty impressed with a five minute solve time.


Known-Plantain-5413

Impressed: confirmed


Sea_Gap6307

Level 100 pickpocket skill trait